Big Brother 14: Tuesday Afternoon
Good afternoon, BB Lovers! Welcome to Tuesday Afternoon in the BB14 Asylum! To get caught up on what our captive critters have been up to thus far today, please have a look at these previous posts:
As I rejoin the HGs, Danielle and Shane are sharing with Boogie and Wil about the sex and poop conversation last night.
Britney's telling about how the fast forward worked in her season.. They're all expecting BB to hurry up the evictions very soon. With only 5 weeks left, and 11 bodies in the house, it has to happen.
Danielle tends to Boogie's ear, and he asks enough pointed questions to confirm in his own mind that he's right about her being either a nurse or a medical student..
Dan and Shane
Dan: I think Chelsea and I are more likely to stay an extra night or 2 in L.A. than go to Vegas. I think the wedding is on the 22nd.. in Chicago.. I'd actually like to go to Vegas, but I'm not gonna go without Chelsea, and I'm not gonna make her go to a wedding by herself.
Shane: Did you go in your season?
Dan: I think that was the 1st year they had it.. and it was a couple days later, cuz they had this huge party here for us.
Danielle and Boogie
Talk has turned to the wake up music this morning, "Put me in Coach" and "I Touch Myself."
Danielle: I think the "I Touch Myself" song was because of a conversation we had yesterday..
Boogie: And "Put me in Coach" should have been like the day after we entered the game...
**or the day after Willie freaked out about it, like I asked.
Jenn and Dan
Dan asks Jenn who she'd like to have come to the Finale.. She'd want her mom to come..
Jenn: I wouldn't want something like this to be overwhelming for her, and then I have to take car of her.. I just need to get some questions answered first. I think she would love it.
Dan: Would you like to see your dad with your little brothers?
Jenn: I'd love to see my little brothers.
Dan: Know what would be sweet? If you could set something up to play locally the day after?
Jenn: That would be sweet.
Dan: I would definitely stay an extra day for that.
Jenn: I need to get my ass home. I'll do the Vegas thing or whatever.. Party it up.. Then get my ass home.
Dan: I don't know if it was yesterday or the day before.. I was concerned about you. You didn't seem yourself.. Are you ok?
Jenn: Yeah.. That's why I did the bootcamp. Something to look forward to.
Dan: Do you wanna start playing pool?
Jenn: I'm terrible. Maybe I could get better.
Dan: Let's do that tonight. Just play one game..
Jenn: That'll work. (pause) Like I'm in it to win it, but it's just like, whatever,.
Dan: What would make this more fun for you, or more enjoyable and help you get out of that rut?
Jenn: Umm.. I don't know. I feel like I do all the stuff that's enjoyable.. but that only lasts for so long.
Dan: I'm not trying to pile it on, but it seems like your face has changed a little bit.. I can just tell something's buggin' you or something.
Jenn: This is what I miss, right here.. (she hold up the mic pack) It'll be alright. Oh.. They got us new shuttlecocks this morning.
Dan: Do you realize how much of an outlet it's been for you?
Jenn: Oh no.. I appreciate everything. I'm not bagging on the experience..
Joe's walking the yard. He's dropped 10 pounds in the house, and he wants to drop another 10 to get down to 180.
Dan gets up from the couch and leaves Jenn with these parting words...
Dan: I'm gonna have a surprise for you tonight.
Pretty, pretty Shane...
Shane: We should all go up there and meet sometime today and discuss..
Britney: I think we already know what we're doing..
Shane: He's starting to piece things together..
Britney: He's got to go. And worst case scenario, if Joe wins HoH, we can convince him to put up Jenn and Ashley.
Shane: Just make a deal with him saying, if we save you..
Britney: I think that's pretty much the decision. I told Wil, though, that I would tell him "i heard this." The same day he asked to work with us.. First of all I hated, hated lying to Janelle. There's no part of me that wants to be mean about it..
Shane: As long as 2 don't go up.
Shane: Did you hear the rumor who they might have put up as a replacement nominee? Me or Dan.
**Seriously, Shane? Welcome to the game. Oy. Go outside and sweat pretty for us.
For some unknown reason, Ashley is praying before the Danielle altar in the bathroom..
Frank's done with his HoH Blogging. He tells Boogie that he gave a shout out to Baby Brady.. Also, privately, he tells Boogie that he mentioned the two of them doing The Amazing Race together..
Pics up next. They're passing the camera from HG to HG.
Boogie and Britney
Britney busts Boogie...
Britney: How many times has the thought of starting a showmance with Ashley crossed your mind?
Britney: When ya see sparks, ya see sparks.
Boogie: Hahaha! You're funny.
2:18pm Ian joins Boogie and Britney
Brit: You missed out on a lot. A lot of dirty conversations you wouldn't have wanted to be a part of anyway..
Boogie: Would you faint if you won this whole thing?
Ian: Yeah. I'd shit myself.
Boogie: You'd faint if you wont the 25k.
Ian: That's Janelle's.
Brit: Snarky, entertaining Britney is at an all time low this season.
Ian sticks his foot in his mouth, telling Boogie that he said he and Joe were really old in the DR. Boogie is visibly stung... (about as much as I was when Kynt asked me if I was some 20 year olf TAR person's mother. I recognize the face) Then he changes that saying he said it about Jodi and Joe, not Boogie.
Britney says she feels like she spent all her time during her season being mean to and about people, and she doesn't feel that way anymore and doesn't want to be that person anymore..
Brit: If it was just us, I wouldn't mind tellin' a few stories..
Talk turns to twitter drama. Brit's not interested, and she'd really prefer to not be told every time someone in the BB house mentions her name. Then we move on to the guy she was engaged to during her season, which is not the guy she married.
2:33 - 2:35pm
Feed 3 and 4
Boogie and Frank
Frank is locked out of the HoH Room and he heard hammering in there when he went by the door. He believes a Pandora's box is coming VERY soon! Boogie tells him to take it when it comes.
**For anyone tempted to cry favortism to Frank, save it. It's about timing. Rachel came in as the Pandora's Box on the day my besties baby Ariel was born... Tomorrow is his 2nd birthday party.
Around the feeds..
Danielle: Everything in sight!
Shane: I just want like a nice green salad.
Britney: I just want chips.
Ian: I'm trying to step up my lunch game and my snack game..
Shane: I'm gonna be so mad if I'm a Have Not again next week.
Have Not speculations continue..
Danielle: I think Frank's fixin to get a Pandora's Box.
Ian: I think it'll be next week.
**He wants Kriten Bidding to pop out of Pandora's Box..
Ian: It'll probably show her on the screen holding a cocktail, and I open it, and she comes down here to party with you guys, and I'm stuck up there in a box with Jessie.
Danielle; Has he been on every season?
Ian: Yes. Every season since his.
Britney, Shane, Danielle
Chatter about Have Nots..
Brit: What're we gonna do if we're have nots again next week?
Shane: I'm gonna flip out. I'm gonna go to the DR and say they have to pick names.
Danielle: Don't let Ian grab all the bandanas.
Brit: We should have to pick names out of a hat.
Danielle: It's so unfair the way they're doing it now.
Britney chastises Ian for being naughty by the pool.. Then BB tells him to stop it.
Shane speaks in code..
Shane: If W's gone this week... and we have to choose people to put on have nots, it's gotta be
Brit: Dan, Boogie, Frank..
Shane: Without a doubt. I don't mind being on you guys's team..
Brit: I think we'll do well at the tasting thing. But I don't know what horseradish tastes like.
Danielle and Shane describe..
When I check the Quad, I see Wil and Ashley talking excitedly.. Flipping there.
Ashley: I don't want you to think we can't make it to the end, because we can.
Wil: One of these contest..
Ashley: I think we'll do very well at the America's Vote thing. Or a crap shoot. So.. Did Britney say she was gonna talk to you today?
Wil: I'm over her. She's arrogant...
Ash: And Danielle thinks she's all tight with Dan and them. She thinks she's gonna go all Memphis with him. It's not gonna happen..
Frank comes outside and reports that the door to Pandora's Box looks different. All agree that they only remember a wood plate before, and there's a metal one now. Britney says they may have just added a real door.. Even so, Skippy sends us fishing for a minute.
Danielle: Did they say inside or outside lockdown?
Frank: Inside. It's possible, if they switched out the door, so all they have to do now is throw a question mark on it, they can lock us down inside and still do it.
Pandora's the Buzz throughout the house..
Ashley comes outside..
Ash: It's definitely a box I think. I would put money on it.
Frank: I really do think the door's different though..
Brit: It's Pandy Time!
Shane: What if there's some way for you to evict 2 people this week.
Frank: Fine with me.
Brit: Could be. I could see them tying tha tinto a Pandora's Box..
Shane: And then jury would start.
Ash: Frank, Please keep me safe.
Frank: Finally my chance to get Ash out the door! I almost did it yesterday.. but I thought you'd see through me and figure me out.
Talk turns back to sex.. Ex Sex.. and blowjobs on toilets..
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass doors.
Wil and Ashley, please find soothing love with your teddies..
Ashley: I can't wait to get a big girl apartment..
Wil: You don't have one now?
Ashley: No. I have a roommate.
Wil: I think I'm gonna suck it up and live with my parents for a while, til I get it together.
Talk turns to masturbation.. Ashley misses it terribly. Wil too.
BB: Jenn, please go to the Diary Room.
Wil and Ashley are now directing all the animosity they spewed behind Janelle's back toward Britney.. It's equally as unattractive with the new target as it was with the old.
Brit: It's punch drunk Tuesday.
**She's right. They're all losing their minds speculating.
Brit: What're we gonna have for dinner tonight.
Britney's on a mission.. to kill 2 houseflies.. She is the house entertainment at the moment.. and she's quite funny.. as always.
BB puts an end to the senseless slaughter of house pets and calls Britney to the DR.
Skippy thinks I'm entertained by Danielle cutting her nails. Skippy, I promise you, such is not the case.
Frank heads up to HoH and joins Dan there..
Topic: Shanking Britney and Shane..
Frank: Mike likes the ideas of him winning PoVs and helping us out.. He's won one HoH, but it was a crap shoot.. But do we really wanna be lining up against him when it gets down to the last 4 or 5?
Dan: (no) He's very impressive for a guy who's seen such limited parts of the show. What are your thoughts for this week? Still the same?
Dan: Have you talked any game to Joe, cuz he hasn't spoken to me at all.
Frank: He's talking to people in open spots..
Dan: If that guy won, I just don't know what he'd do.
Frank: 1, I don't think he's gonna win..
Dan: Do you hear that noise?
**From Pandora's Old Coach Room
Frank: I could throw both the options out there if he does.. Shane and Britney or Shane and Danielle..
Dan: There's so many bodies in this house! Without rocking the boat, I think you can get another HoH out of Shane. I dn't think he's the type to strike.
Frank: He feels really bad about putting me up.. At least I think he does. Britney talked him into it.
Dan: There's a lot of thinking, but all the doing comes down to half hour a week. I told Mike, people are starting to wear down.. They're not thinking.. It's easier to instigate fights and stuff. You can get mileage out of those fights..
Frank: The only wild card I worry about a little bit in our group is Britney. And at the same time, I don't think she'd go after any of us in the next couple weeks.
Dan: Just don't discredit people who you don't think are gonna win, cuz they win.
Frank: Exactly. Think anyone thught Jordan was gonna win?
This talk is ongoing.. is gamewise.. wonderful to listen to. The players... playing each other... or not?
As of 4:30pm BBT, Dan and Frank are still up in HoH talking.. They've just touched on Willie, and Dan says there wasn't even really any contact in the head butts.
Dan: There's a really endearing part of Willie. I don't feel like he was a bad dude. It would be a totally different game with him in this house though. A lot more fighting.. It would've drove Boogie insane.
Frank: And he sent himself home. It was so disappointing.
**to me too.
Frank: I mean, I ended up getting 2 people out that week, so it was nice for me.
Talk turns briefly to BB Russell Kairouz.. Frank thinks if Jeff had kept him in the house longer, it would've been better for him in the long run.. keeping another target in the house. Then back to Willie.. and what he might be up to now.. and the Hantz clan..
Frank: I wonder, if I had been downstairs, if he'd have tried to do more than head butt me.. The thing was, Joe was instigating. Joe was like, "Let's push him over the edge." And I was like, no, I don't want to be a part of that. When Willie came up here, I sat down, so he wouldn't get more defensive..
Dan: What'd he say?
Frank: He said, I'm not..
Dan: Backyard's open.
**Dan=Radar O'Reilly with the backyard.
Frank: He said, I'm not gonna be here Thursday.. Then I go downstairs, and he's parroting the statement.. He knew he could get Willie sent home. He knew he was gonna break, and he pushed him over the edge. If I'm honest... I hold Joe equally responsible. Also, Willie was trying to get in the DR, and they wouldn't let him in.
Dan: And Britney..
Frank: She was like a little gil with a dog that's too big for her.
**perfect analogy, to me.
Opening up to the quad, we see Shane, Brit and Danielle outside.. Ian's out there as well.
Frank hears another noise from the Pandora's Box Room...
Dan: I think they're just setting it up so they can have it ready whenever.
Frank: Britney said it wont be a big surprise, because they'll lock everyone outside..
They start speculating about maybe a Diamond Power of Veto instead of a Pandora's Box...
Dan: I gotta be cognisant of how much I talk to you.. I think Britney's the only one of the group who would figure it out. (pause) Joe hasn't approached me for a vote yet either..
Frank: The way he's been acting, I think he thinks he's leaving..
Dan: Today he said, "On Wednesday, we'll have a good meal. It'll be the last supper."
Frank: And he's not doin' the work. He's just hanging with Jenn and Ash.
Dan: He's up against Eagle Eye..
Frank; It blows my mind how well Joe handles himself on the block.
Frank: Britney shouldn't worry about us talkin, if we're all together..
Frank: I think we need to make sure that you, Mike and I need to know who we'll put up if it's a fast eviction on Thursday..
Shane and Britney's names get thrown quickly into the mix.. again.
Dan goes to use Frank's restroom, and Frank goes outside to check in with everyone out there.
Meanwhile, it's nap time in the alliance of the doomed.
The Silent 6 minus Boogie all agree that if it's a fast eviction, Nominate Joe and Ash, and if one comes down, Jenn goes up. No confusion.
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