Saturday Morning Before the PoV Player Picking
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy PoV Saturday!
Today in the house, all brains will be on the PoV. Speculation about what it will be, how badly they want to win it or take prizes from it, how important it is to make sure Helen doesn't win it, etc., etc. PoV is the standard Saturday Morning fixation, and why not? It plays a huge role in who will stay and who will go this week.. and every week.
In a Best Case Scenario for Aaryn, Spencer gets to play, and he wins it and chooses not to use it. This would save Aaryn from getting more blood on her hands, by either having to nominate someone else or by simply keeping the noms the same herself, but can she trust Spencer to not use it? And then there's the matter of Janelle's single season comp win record of 9, which Aaryn is chasing and would really like to match or beat.
The live feeds went to fishies at 8:22am and remain there still at 8:42am BBT - It's wakey wakey time! Get ready, HGs! You've got a full schedule today: DR sessions, PoV Player Picking, PoV Chest Puffery and Stressing, and finally, The PoV Competition. Let's do this, BB!
Camera 1 and 2
Helen and GM
Helen: I can't believe they played Vanilla Ice.
GM: Well, besides eye of the tiger.. John Mayer was..
Helen: I'll be there for you by John Bon Jovi..
GM: Oh my God.. I'm like the happiest person in the world right now.
Helen: I'm hot as hell right now.
GM: I need to take a shower.
Helen: Oh my gosh, amazing.
GM: I'm sweating.
Helen: Me too. That was unbelievable. They gave us 5 songs. They gave us like an hour of music. I wish they would do that every day. Nothing's gonna stop us now, by Starship? That was unbelievable. I feel like I just had sex. Your Body is Wonderland? That's such a great quality song.
GM: Bunny!!! I have an idea. You drop down your batter, I'll throw one up to you.
Aaryn: They get pissed when you do that.
GM: Oh my God that was awesome. Oh, I'm out of breath. That was awesome! Bunny, you know Vanilla Ice too?
Aaryn: I'm an Ice Baby.
GM: That was the first song I ever danced to when I was 10 (in her school) with Star Struck. They beat Dance Moms..
Cam 1 - Gm heads up to HoH to do her makeup and hang out with Aaryn. Aaryn's not there, so she comes back down..
Cam 3 - Elissa makes her way to the downstairs bathroom, then into the storage room, where she and Aaryn offer each other good mornings, before she returns to the bathroom and Aaryn heads up to HoH..
Helen: You ready?
Elissa: mm hmm. Are you?
Helen: I hope so. I think so.
While Elissa tends to her face, Helen begins her run..
Upstairs in HoH
Aaryn and GM
Aaryn: Did you realize that John Mayer is the Frank Sinatra of our time?
GM: Pretty much
Aaryn: He dates like the best women on the market and then destroys their hearts. ♫Shady F*ck, Shady F*ck, John Mayer's definitely a Shady F*ck.
GM tells a story about a guy friend of hers in NY who wants her terribly, because she's a model (of Jolly Rancher costumes) and he's a rocker.
Aaryn feeds and talks to the fishies..
Aaryn: Ok, the wasp fish eats everything. I hate him so much.
GM: You should drowned (sic) him.
**Teachers of PS-???- you did her no favors by passing her every year.
GM: I think I left my eyelashes downstairs in the kitchen..
Aaryn: Oh Noooooo!!!!! They killed clownie!!
Aaryn goes out to the HoH Landing.. Yells to the House..
Aaryn: OK Whoever hung Clownie in the shower.. You're going up as the replacement nom!! You better come forward! This is not acceptable!
Back into the HoH bathroom.
Aaryn: America, do you see what I have to put up with? (joking) I'm gonna put Head Cheese in his bed, and then we'll see who's having fun.
GM: I think I'm gonna put the whole roll in there.
Aaryn: (Laughing) I can't believe they hung clownie..
They think it was Andy or Spencer, but they're leaning toward Andy..
Aaryn: I bet my mom is so appalled by my eyebrows. She's an eyebrow freak like that. She notices everything that's not perfect. My mom's a perfectionist.
Aaryn: Can you imagine if Elissa had come up to use my shower and saw that in there? She would've thought I did it and that I wanted to hang Candice.
**she's probably right.
Cam 1 and 2- Makeup and chatter continues up in HoH.. Elissa and Rachel bashing from GM.
Cam 3 and 4 - Elissa's doing her hair, Helen's jogging.
Makeup, Hair and Hatred
**Makeup can only hide so much ugly.
Aaryn: Know what I was thinking about? Elissa's always talking about how she wants to set the best example for her children, but her bestie is Candice. She wont hang out with us, cuz we're freaks, but she'll hang out with the worst person. Who gets into a fight right before HoH?
GM: She legitimately looked disgusted to have to sit between us.
Aaryn: Like we're peasants.
Talk turns to Nick.. and Spencer's role in his departure. GM's bitter...
Aaryn: That's why he's got to go, but Elissa and Helen need to be broken up first.
GM: Oh yeah, duh. So duh, yeah. Oh how the tables have changed.
Aaryn: Oh the places you'll go, by Dr Seuss.
GM: I thought he did the Cat in the Hat.
Aaryn: Candyland, bitch. Disgrace to mankind.
GM: Disgrace to pageants.
Aaryn: I can't even believe she won 2 Miss USA pageants. Makes me want to vomit.
**as opposed to GM's glorious 1 win of Miss Staten Island Random Hotel Pageant? After 8 attempts? smh
Aaryn checks on GM's fake hair for her..
I'd love to be sharing other conversations with you, but cams 3 and 4 are on Elissa, silently doing her makeup in the hallway.. Be that as it may, she's a welcome 2 minute respite from the hate room.. Aaryn's been doing so well lately, but left alone with the festering wound of hatred known as GM, it isn't a far fall for her to join in.
OK.. I'm putting on my big girl panties and going back up to HoH..
GM: You know, if I got my hands on Jessie and gave her extentions and Makeup, she could be the bomb.
Aaryn: I know.
GM: Not to say she's blah, but.. If she was a little more glamour girl like me and you, she could be the bomb.
**it's actually one of the things I liked most about Jessie. She was natural.
Helen: Can we just do it and get it over with?
Elissa: They said an hour, and it's only been like 3 minutes.
Helen: I'm gonna take a shower.
Elissa: (can't make it out)
Helen: That's the brain.
Elissa changes.. Flashes her tushy to the feeds.
Elissa: I wonder what it's gonna be.
Helen: Maybe a yoga challenge.
9:56am -- Amanda joins the living, says good morning to Elissa.. makes her way slowly to the bathroom and tries to rub the studio dry from her eyes. Helen's in the HN shower..
Helen: Ooh! That wakes you up. You look so cute in your deer outfit.
Amanda: Thank you.
Amanda heads into the kitchen and begins working on a new Have Not concoction.. Elissa jogs throughout the house.
BB: Elissa, please put on your microphone.
BB: Amanda, please go to the Diary Room.
Amanda: ohhh kayyyy..
Amanda pours herself a cup of coffee, lowers the temp on the stove and heads to the DR.
Elissa continues her run. Helen quickly blowdries her hair..
GM and Aaryn are up in HoH.. (** i don't wanna.. just 2 more minutes. i promise.)
Amanda, GM and Aaryn
Amanda's out of DR and up in HoH getting her makeup on.
Chatter about the wakeup music. Amanda's bucking for the Valerie Remix by Amy Winehouse.
BB: Aaryn, please go to the DR.
GM: Uh oh, we're starting. It has been an hour.
Amanda: My family's gonna think I'm a homeless person. I go into the DR without makeup every day. I'm like, I sound like I just deepthroated a donkey and you want me to do a DR?
Aaryn: you said that?
Aaryn heads to the DR. Fingers crossed she's right and the PoV Player Picking is about to begin..
Helen: Slop, slop and more slop. That's what we're eating today..
Elissa: Are you making more slop?
Elissa: Fresh slop for everyone.
Helen: And look at me.. my jeans are getting loose.
Elissa: You've definitely lost like 10 pounds.
Helen: I'm not dieting at all. It's just all the slop weeks.. Like, if I went on Survivor, I would emaciate away. I need to eat a lot. I'd be a toothpick by the end of Survivor. You'd only see a head, and like.. nothing.
Elissa: I know.
Talk turns to how much they eat outside of the house..
Elissa: I eat like 3 full meals and 3 small meals and 3 snacks.
Helen: I also eat out a lot.. I love to eat out.
Elissa: Really? My husband does too. He eats out all the time.
Helen: Me too.
Elissa: I always try to convince him to come home early so I can cook for him. My cute little husband. I wonder what he's doing right now.
Helen: It's Saturday.. He's probably on the boat with the kids.. It's noon, so he's probably feeding them lunch.. Hot dogs or pbj.. or may a nap right now..
**Noticing Elissa's dress, pink n sparkly, it seems she's calling on Rachel's comp prowess this morning, in advance of the PoV.
10:25am -- Fishies, briefly.
Elissa: We have no other options.
Helen: omg.. I can't believe we have no other options to eat.. Doesn't America know this is what we actually eat? Like, this is not a joke.
Elissa: I wonder what the options were, that they gave us such a bad one.
Helen: They're gonna always pick the worst.
Elissa: I don't know.. they ;picked really good ones for the 2 weeks we weren't Have Nots. I cold've lived on Macaroni and Mango.. or Avocado and ___. That was a great option.
Helen: I don't know how GM does it. I could not, like not, eat.
Elissa: I can't either.
Helen: I wish I could be like that.
Elissa: I can't believe they provided another dental dam.
Helen: I wonder if they think we used it, or if they know we were making fun of it.
Elissa: I'm sure they know we were making fun of it.
Elissa chokes down the slop and says her stomach is already hurting.. Talk turns to them being have nots 4 times..
10:33am -- Fishies.. and Trivia! Time to pick the players for the PoV! We'll see you in a new top post and soon as the feeds come back. :)
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