The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Zingbot PoV Saturday to you! If you were away from the feeds last night, you are in for shock! You'll want to check out the Battle of the Block Spoiler & Aftermath first, and then head over to the PoV Players Already! post.
Derrick is alone in the HoH room.
We cannot see his eyes, but from the sniffles and the wiping of the eyes, it appears he's crying. Victoria walks in.
Victoria: Are you crying?
Victoria: You're such a liar. You want time to yourself?
Derrick: Nah, I'm just chillin..
Victoria: What's wrong? You're so cute. I'm obsessed.
**it's a language thing. Everybody is "cute cute cute" in modern Hebrew... to the point where, it's my email address.
Derrick: Why you say that?
Victoria: Cuz you're so cute.
Derrick: Ohhhh man..
Victoria: Finally some emotion from Derrick.
Victoria: I like seeing this side of you. I mean, I don't like to see you said, but that you're human and you're taking.. You always talk so game to me..
Derrick: We're almost 60 days in. It's a long time. It's a long time.
Victoria: I know.
Victoria: Do you want me to leave you, to have privacy?
Derrick: I'm good. I just want these comps to keep comin', do what we gotta do and let the chips fall where they may.
Victoria: At least we know it's not tonight.
Zach, Caleb, Frankie,
Zach is preparing his Not a Have Not Feast.
Zach: Just so everybody knows, I made a banana split with chocolate, cool whip, chocolate ice cream and a cookie.
**he's a 5 year old with a CBS expense account.. and I love it.
Caleb: Frankie, you want me to sleep up there with you, or no?
Frankie: I would love for you to sleep up there with me.
***Team Zankie: Boooo!
Caleb: That gives him a bed.
Frankie: (irish accent) I would love it.. I would love to have me some company upstairs.. It gets awful lonesome..
Caleb: (some smiliar-ish accent) How come Beastmode Cowboy's yet to go in the DR? I've not been in the DR yet today..
Frankie: (real voice) Really?!
Caleb: (real voice) After all that. Everyone's been like twice, and I aint been yet. I told you, they save the best for last.
Zach: They really do.
His mega banana split is ready.. As is some real food..
Zach: I give thanks to Christine for making me a Have Not, Frankie for being my friend and Caleb for making me laugh.
Frankie: Wow.. That was a beautiful thing.
And here we have it.. The joy and delight of the first post have not bite.
Frankie: That's so erotic.
Caleb: So sexy.
Frankie: You've got a little something on your face, but I like it there.
Zach plays it up to tease Frankie..
Frankie: Oh my Gahhhd..
Zach realizes he didn't wait for Donny, and gets up to make him a fresh hot cookie.
Derrick and Victoria
We have open sniffling..
Victoria: Well if I do go, you better f'in win, because.. I do not want to see you at jury.
Derrick: Like I said, if I see you at jury, I would be just as happy as if I see you at the finale, because honestly, I'm realizing very quickly that not all the cards are in my hand.
**for the 1st time in 8 weeks, this is a true statement.
Victoria: There's no way you're leaving this house before me.
Derrick: You never know. But regardless of what happens, if you were to go home this week, I still have to beat out..
Victoria: You better fight your heart out.
Derrick: I will, I will. Listen, I'm not gonna ever quit, and you shouldn't either, but.. We can only do so much, Victoria. You know? We can only do so much. Either way, in a couple of months, we'll be havin' some mixed drinks..
Derrick: On the beach.. In Florida.. Hangin' out with T-Money.. Probably Yaya will be with you.. Am i sayin' it right?
Victoria: Yael. Probably my family.. my mom, my dad, they're all gonna want to..
Derrick: They'll all be down there.
Victoria: The one person I actually like in this game.
Derrick: I'll be there.
Victoria: Man, Derrick, what would I do without you in this game?
Derrick: You'd be lost.
Victoria: I would.
Donny and Zach
Zach: I wish I could've seen what went down out there.
Donny: I wished you could've too. Do you have an idea of what happened? Breaks my heart. We don't have to talk about it. I wish you could play in the veto.
Zach: Win it for me.
Donny: Think about it. Everybody that plays in it will use it.. but.. ya never know.
Zach: You never know.
Donny: Let's go to a real bed, Zach, and get a real night sleep. We deserve it.
Zach: We do.
Donny: We laid on a cold slab..
Zach: Dude, it was the worst. I'm gonna take a shower..
Zach: I haven't showered in 2-3 days maybe?
Donny: I took me a good long cold one..
Long pause.. then..
Donny: It's a rough feelin'.. feelin' alone.
Zach: I can't even imagine how you feel.
Donny: It's a very rough feelin'. But if you have this person alone, this person alone, this person alone, this person alone.. What do you got?
Zach: Preachin' Donny..
Donny:Well, it's between me n you, Zach.
They move to fix their beds.. Then decide to brush their teeth..
Zach: If that Veto's used, and I get thrown up there, will you vote to keep me?
Donny: Oh absolutely. I promise ya.
Zach: Ok. That makes me feel comfortable.
Donny:They wont be able to make me vote Zach out, even if I'm against them. You got my vote.
Donny: I'm just.. I'm reluctant to talk with ya, cuz I don't want you to say anything.
Zach: (whispers) I understand.
Donny:I've never talked to many people. I wait til they approach me, cuz.. Especially tonight.. I would definitely not go say nothin' to em. Wait til after the Veto..
Zach: yeah. I know, that out of all them, I'll be the person to go up.
Donny: Oh, absolutely. So now, you need to think about who you've got here that can help ya.
Donny: And you've seen, I can help you if I can..
Zach: Yeah.. You're a beast.
Donny: I'm not a beast, but I'll help you if I can, because I'm one person. I just wished you had an opportunity to play in the Veto.
Zach: I know..
Donny: But don't say nothin', because they're sayin' Victoria. Lettem think we think Victoria, because it may be.
Zach: mm hmm.. Man it feels so good to eat again..
Donny: Absolutely. My stomach was growlin' grrrrr...
Victoria comes in to use the bathroom.
Donny: (whispers) Zach, week by week, I'm safe this week. I want you to be safe.
Derrick, Frankie, Cody, Zach, Christine
Derrick: He knows.
Zach: He knows for sure.
**"he" being Donny and "knows" referring to their attempt to sabotage his BoB efforts.
Cody: And he's not going to tell us. By the way, did anyone say what his color Skittle was?
**Yes you did. Have you forgotten?
Cody: Cuz he did f'in ask me. Remember when I said, "well, what color was his Skittle?" cause I felt like he would f'in ask it. He asked me this morning.
Derrick: What'd you say?
Cody: I said orange. I said he was Zach's color.
Cody: Cuz I was like, f*ck.. Zach's color's in there.. ok, orange.
Derrick: Has he asked anybody else yet?
**he asked you and you told him red.
Christine: mm mm .. but that's good to know.
Frankie: Caleb doesn't remember that he was there. He was like, "So, we got picked by Skittles?" Caleb was like, "Apparently."
Derrick is trying to get Zach to speak negatively about her...
Frankie: Victoria is just so much more pleasant to be around.
Derrick: I know Zach can't stand her.
Zach: I love her.
Derrick: Well, he loves her now. Honestly, no clue what's goin' on in this house. No clue.
Zach: do do do do do
Derrick: And I know Zach disagrees with me, but I think outside this house, she's not a bad person.
Frankie: No, she is not a "bad" person.
Zach: I don't think she's a bad person. She's just..
Derrick: Spoiled! Privileged! Sheltered!
**and that's one point for Derrick, who is clearly baiting Zach so he can use his own words against him.
Derrick: She's not the brightest person I've ever met, but I think that what she does do, she's probably good at.. Like if you give her a camera and a photoshop tool..
Zach: That's her career. She better be good at it.
Derrick: Right. And you'd probably be impressed by some of the photos she's taken.
Talk about Victoria continues, centering on her fees as a photographer and how much of what she's told them is based in fact.
Derrick: I'm not sayin' she's the best. I'm just tryin' to see the best.. in everybody.
Zach: She follows you around like a frikkin yoyo.
Derrick: She does. But that's because I don't make fun of her like you do.
Cam 1 and 2
Derrick: I think you'll be fine. You know I got your back, but.. I don't want that to happen.
Caleb: Me neither.
Derrick: That'd be worse case scenario.
Derrick: Because both you guys are big contributors and.. I want both you guys to stay.
Caleb says how he told Donny that if he's on the block after the Veto Ceremony, he wont campaign, because his pride will get in the way of begging anyone to stay.
Caleb: When it comes down to it, I know where everyone in this house stands.
Derrick: Right. And ultimately, you're not going to say anything that's gonna change their minds.
Caleb: Exactly. I told Christine and Zach right out.. I told em both.. (fishies)
We return and Frankie has joined them..
Derrick: Ultimately, like I told Nicole, you'll know where people lie when you get the votes.
Caleb: Yeah.. I honestly don't feel that it's gonna be me n Cody on the block..
Derrick: The only way..
Caleb: I think even if Donny wins the PoV, he could be persuaded.
Frankie: That's my job.
Derrick: That's good. I'm glad. I'm glad Donny's ahhh makin' moves.
Frankie: For the 1st time, right?
Derrick: For the 1st time.. Well, he's safe now. Why not make your moves a couple hours ago?
Frankie goes to the restroom.
Derrick: Can I be honest with you? Right now, I wouldn't say a word to that man. After the Veto, that's when you talk to him, because literally, for all you know, he's gonna be like, "Yeah, Caleb," and as soon as he wins it, or as soon as you win it, or whatever happens, he could use it against you, just like every other f'in rat in this house.
Frankie and Zach
Frankie: Yeah. mm hmm
Zach: You and I, hopefully aren't f*cked.
Frankie: You and I are fine.
Zach: I'm not f*cked, I hope.
Frankie: You and I are fine.
**Like Zach, I really need to hear the words, "Zach, I will not put you on the block in any circumstance" come out of Frankie's mouth.
Frankie: But like, as a group, it would be the worst thing ever.
Zach: My God..
**Zach starts singing some Ariana song, and blows way too much smoke up Frankie's bum about how amazing she is.. I imagine Frankie is pretty sensitive to this too.
Zach: She's amazing.. No, Amazing doesn't do her justice..
Frankie: Yeah.. I don't know what to do.
Zach: You have to win the Veto.. take off whoever..
Frankie: Yeah, exactly.
Zach: ..and say goodbye, Victoria.
Frankie: That's simple. I don't wanna have to make any other decisions.
Zach: Then it's 6 on 1..
Frankie: At this point. Each week we're gettin' closer together.. We're figurin' it out, ya know?
Zach: Figuring out what?
Frankie: Us. The 6 of us.
Zach: What's gonna happen when it's just 6? From there, whoever wins HoH, then everyone's just like..
Zach: (blowjob noises) Don't put me up..
Frankie: Oh my God.. Will you actually suck my dick?
Zach: For 50k? Yes.
Frankie: Oh, just let me suck yours.
Frankie: That's fine. You'd be so happy.
Frankie sits up to gulp down some water.
Zach: I just can't.. Well, I can.. but, really, Donny? Really, dude? He knows..
Frankie: Of course he does. I didn't realize there was an announcement on the inside.. "Christine you cannot give your bones to other players." ha
Frankie: She was like, "You can only put them in your own board." She was like, walking to the other board.
Zach: Really? Well, he's comin' after her.
Frankie: That's for sure.
Zach: And Donny's not gonna mess with me and you.
Frankie: That's what I'm saying. I don't think he is either.
Zach: He's not.
Frankie: I think he legitimately likes me in a weird way, and I think that he, I guess, legitimately likes you.. I don't know. He doesn't speak to me about other people.
Zach: He says he does.
Frankie and Zach, cont'd.
Frankie: I've never heard my name come out of his mouth, to anyone.
Frankie: And you've really never heard his name come out of my mouth.
**whatcha drivin' at, Frankie?
Frankie: Like, I agree with people..
Zach: You say positive things about him, if anything.
Frankie: I'm always like, I like that man..
Zach: Dude, we're so close to final 2.
Frankie: I know.. I'm really close.. to ejaculating.
Talk turns back to Donny.. then...
Zach: Let's get Victoria out, then next week, we all know who the target is, and then we're the last 6 people here.
Frankie: If Donny's in the Final 2..
Zach: He's winning.
Frankie: Duh! He'll beat anyone.
Frankie: I was looking at the board.. Jocasta's not voting for me, Hayden's not voting for me, Nicole's not voting for me.
Zach: No chance.
Frankie: None. Those are 3 people who would never give me the money.
Jury vote counting continues, then..
Zach: I think Derrick beats anyone.
Frankie: Hands down. Including me. And I think he knows that. I think me telling my story may have helped people realize that I'm beatable.
Zach: Caleb could beat a lot of people. I don't think Cody would beat people.. He's extremely attractive..
Frankie: If it was me and Cody, he wins hands down.
Zach: We're almost at that point, dude.
And we're moving on..
Camera 1 and 2
Caleb and Derrick
Guess who Derrick wants Frankie to backdoor this week? Zach!
**I wish them the success of the Titanic in this endeavor.
It takes Derrick less than 15 minutes to get Caleb so on board with backdooring Zach that Caleb thinks it's his own idea. Cody joins the conversation around 2:18am, and he's on board as well.
Derrick: If Victoria wins the PoV, we will get her to use it. Period.
Derrick and Zach
Derrick: You play differently when your life is in jeopardy..
Zach: Remember I told you (when I was on the block and had to win PoV), I'm winning..
Derrick: Because there's no choice. You have to. When you're in that mode, it's a natural instinct of survival. That's my thought on it.. So.. I think one of these fine gentlemen will win.. We'll be all set. But this was not good.. Plus Christine's game got completely blown up. He knows 100%. He doesn't know that we know, and we would never say anything, cuz it would only hurt us..
Derrick: Hey, by the way, I knew.. Guess what, m-f'er, you're goin' up too. So we have plausible deniability.. We never knew. We just picked skittles.
They continue talking about Donny, including his 6 comp wins and how he's a lock for the 500k if he makes it to the end.. However, both Derrick and Zach promise their final vote to each other if they're up against Donny in the end. Alliance fraternity type loyalty..
Okie dokie, Dishers! It's all speculation til someone wins that PoV.. and then more til the PoV Ceremony.. and as we all know, it's not over then either! It's going to be a very interesting week in there! If you'd like to check it out for yourself, and see what all the fuss is about, here's a 2 day free trial of the feeds for you.
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