The First Big Brother 10 Houseguest Revealed! Well, Sorta
Evel Dick wrote a blog - Here it is!
Ok, I have gotten a few of these since BB8, but this one takes the cake...
I won't even put commentary in this anywhere, I will just let the letters speak for themselves....
This guy has been saying for months that he will be on BB10, but his lack of tarded letters in my box and the out of the blue letter with nothing but 3 YouTube clips leads me to believe that this poop stain really is going to be in the cast for BB10. And yes, I am serious, this is not some bullsh-t story I am telling you. I think this guy who calls himself The Silver Skidmark or some sh-t like that, is still in the final running to be cast on BB10.
If this jerkoff moron is on BB10, I have just given up hope of ever having another half way decent season to watch.
And to Robyn Kass, the Big Brother Casting Director
(and one of my favorite people in the world...)
If you really did cast this knob (with a walnut for a brain, and the personality that is a cross between your friendly neighborhood child molesting ice cream man and a character on the Sopranos...... There was "Big P-ssy", and "Little P-ssy", this guy is "Smelly P-ssy"....) I will have to stop being your friend. I will come by your house and be mean to your dog everyday while you are at work (I will even replace his poop with my poop as part of your punishment...) And I will call you five times a day asking where my Viking Helmet is. I will spread rumors all over Hollywood that you are dating Skreetch because of his d-ck size and add that you wear granny panties.
Well, Ladies & Gentlemen....
I present to you.....
Your first look at a HouseGuest from the upcoming season of Big Brother 10...
(in your mind you have to make this part sound like Michael Buffer, the famous boxing announcer is saying it, Skidmark would want it that way....)
The Number Assh-le in the World.....
The Silverrrrrrrrrr Skiiiiidddddmaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!
"Silver Kid" "Silver Kid"
RE: Adventoures of Silver Kid
From: "Silver Kid"
Date: May 5, 2008 7:25 AM
I just like to introduce you to the number assh-le in world, thats right I am 1 mother f-cker so I hope you watch me on Big Bro 10, I guarantee to break your derilect beginnings.
Date: May 5, 2008 4:53 PM
First off... you are introducing me to the number assh-le? What is a number assh-le?
Secondly... if you are telling me that you are still in the running for Big Brother 10 (they aren't even in the finals yet) you might not be. I will have to talk to casting to check this out, but.... you might have just blown it by telling me. Ooooops!
Now who's the biggest assh-le.
Hugs & Kisses,
From: "Silver Kid"
Date: May 5, 2008 5:50 PM
Screw off assh-le I never said anything about being a finalists you did, numb nuts. Don't stick words in my mouth. Has not the Seaman in Long Beach taught you to shape up or ship out. Best you swear into the US Merchant Marines and see what real men do for work, your just a stroke alcohol pusher, not any different than a drug pusher but whos really counting huh.
Date: May 5, 2008 6:25 PM
If you were to be on BB10 like you said that means that you are in the process and aren't supposed to say anything to anyone like they told you, and are VERY adamant about.
And I am not sticking words in your mouth, there is already a fat c-ck in there.
Anyhow, it won't matter that I forwarded off our last conversation to the head casting director if you aren't in the process then, will it? But then again how could you be the biggest assh-le ever on the show, in season 10, if you aren't?
So, in closing I will tell you to go f-ck yourself and get some more hair plugs while you are at it.
You are too easy, not even a challenge. You try to f-ck with me and in 2 minutes you are out of the running for the show. Ain't that a bitch. I might just solidify it by posting our conversation in a blog so everyone will see you as well.
From: "Silver Kid"
Date: May 5, 2008 9:27 PM
You don't even know who the hell I am. Gotta feel good that you are one stupid idiot to push drinks for a living and with all those tatoos come years of shame. It is alright if you need someone to talk to just go get a job because your tv days are long f-ckin gone. Oh and yes I can read and whatever that has been told to you is not violating any rules so take your reading to the pit and get some glasses. You are also one of the uglist humans I have ever seen. Take showers once a month or once a week I cannot tell from that gostic freak out hair. You ever want a job in Hollywood kiss my ass peakaboo prick. If you had half of my brains you could be a dangerous fellow but I know you need lessons so just let me know when you want me to start.
PS: Long Beach sucks with all that exhaust fumes you must lick down everyday from the boats pump you up.
The mother f-cker you never could beat, is that the truth or a lie. I always tell the truth even when I lie. Remember that.
Super Silver Kid
Post this Worldwide. They don't call me World Famous Silver Kid for nothing, now do they. I am the man, the main man.
Date: May 6, 2008 8:31 AM
First off, Jenius... use spell check, because you can't spell for sh-t.
Secondly, if you were anything or anyone, you wouldn't be trying to get on a reality show.
Third, your best slams are calling me ugly? stupid? idiot? You are even more lame than how you dress and speak. Tattoos (notice the spelling and take note) from years of shame? Like I got them in the joint or something, right? By the way, what the f-ck is a peek a boo prick? Does it disappear when a woman tries to find it? And don't you mean if I had half of your only brain cell? Well, I think if I did you would be in a wheelchair drooling on yourself with someone changing your diapers once or twice a day while you sh-t yourself.
Fourth, I never gave a flying f-ck about being on TV. I went to play the game and win. I did what I set out to do. You on the other hand, will never even play the game. I don't give a f-ck what you read you jerk off, you know god damn well that you have been told quite a number of times that you are not to discuss being in the running for the show with anyone. You did. And a little FYI for your solitary brain cell to absorb.... THEY ARE ONLY IN THE SEMI FINALS, DUMB FUCK! That means that there are still about a THOUSAND people in the running for the show. The finals don't even start for another month.... You are an over confident twat. You are totally full of shit. You are a f-cking douche bag. And yes, as you started this conversation off by so proudly exclaiming, you are an asshole. Thing is, you are too big an egomaniac and too closely related to a f-cking monkey to realize that the "asshole" part of my game in the house was just but a very small bit of a very large, well thought out, well planned strategy that was talked over with my daughter for hours and hours while in the house. We planned strategies for weeks in advance covering every single possible scenario.
So, while you are just so happy with yourself that you made the semi-finals for this upcoming season that you obviously couldn't contain yourself (did you pee yourself a little too, like a puppy when he gets all excited and happy?) that you had to jump on myspace and give me the what for about how you are the main man.... you made yourself look like the main TOOL in the shed.
By your actions and reactions in your messages here, and how you left yourself completely wide open, you wouldn't have stood a chance against me in the game. I put you in check mate with your first note.... the first note, assh-le. Checkmate. The thing you were trying to gloat about, brag to me about, you were still 2 months away from.
TO WIN THE SHOW YOU HAVE TO GET ON THE SHOW!
Let me also point out something that must have missed hitting that lone brain cell....
Not only was I an assh-le, I had more complaints against me than all the previous Houseguests combined for all 8 seasons. And the best part... I was also the most popular Houseguest they have ever had on the show after even 9 seasons. I brought them the best ratings since season 3. I brought them the highest rated episode in the shows history (the 3 part HOH with Zach and Dani.)I brought them the highest rated episode of Season 9, when I hosted the POV. The second highest rated episode, the "Where are they now?" episode segment I did with Dani. And I was on Season 9 six times in total. The days I co-host housecalls, I near 2 million viewers... they have never gone over a million (excluding the episode I was .. I won.
That episode was the most viewed ANYTHING on ..CBS.
com.., it was so big the servers went down.) viewers on HouseCalls. The chat I just did with Janelle for Real Player was the most viewed ANYTHING ever on Real Player.
So, Johnny Jerkoff.... you go on about what a big Hollywood mogul you are. And tell me how because you are this big wig (trying to get on a reality show, yeah.. right) in Hollywood, how I will never work in this town again.
You are a pathetic waste of my time. And I have a million things I should be doing that are better than pointing out what a complete and total retard you are. They should have cast you in the Sopranos as a relative of Big Pussy and Little P-ssy, as just "A Pussy"
Now, f-ck off and cry into your polyester suit and dream about how if you didn't f-ck up so bad how you would have been king of big brother, lmfaorotff!!!
EvelF-ckinDick, my bitch
This is what I got today....
To be honest, I made it through about 30 seconds of this retard's drivel before not being able to take anymore...
It says the same shit over and over, I will be talking to the world soon.
This is his way of saying that he (thinks) is going to be on BB10.
He obviously made it through to this point and after telling him he would be cut from the running if mentioning he was involved at all, he stopped writing me, but just couldn't contain himself any longer.....
So, what do you think? Think you want to see this turd brained dip sh-t in the Big Brother House?
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COPY AND PASTE THIS IN LETTERS TO EVERY BIG BROTHER WEBSITE YOU KNOW, JUST TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE AND LET THIS GUY RUINE MY SUMMER.... OUR SUMMER THIS YEAR.
DID YOU SEE THOSE YOUTUBES? DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THAT SHIT ALL F-CKING SUMMER????
WELL, IF THIS TURD BURGLER IS TELLING THE TRUTH, AND HE IS TOO STUPID TO BE SUCH A JENIUS AND PUT ALL THIS TOGETHER OVER MONTHS. SO, HE PROBLY IS GOING ON THE SHOW.
BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE WORD GETS OUT THAT HE IS SAYING HE WILL BE IN THE HOUSE FOR BB10 AND HE WON'T BE....
I thank you and my brain thanks you for saving me from losing more brain cells due to being subjected to another season of idiot ideology and high pitched mind numbing voices that drive you to the edge of smashing your TV to bits just to make that horrible noise stop (Holly, Jessica, Amanda, Natalie.)
Join me in saying to everyone with the show...
That we like smart people with wicked senses of humor.
We like competitors who are smokin' hot, with great boobs and snappy lines like, "Bye Bye, Bitches!"
We like charasmatic manipulators who can piss on your head and tell you it is raining... And you will believe them!
That casting the right personalities is more important than a catchy twist they can make .99 a call from.
Stop screwing with the integrity of the game with sh-t like that f-cking Guinea pig question that f-cked Sharon in Season 9.
The twists always put someone at an advantage and someone else at a disadvantage. Please just let these people play on a level playing field..
Like they used to.
Feel free to change sh-t up with the rewards or powers. Like the Golden Power of Veto, f-cking Rules! The Diamond Power of Veto, should be brought back. The Coup d'etat was good as well.
It is a good game, it is a good show... I liked it best when it was stripped down to what it was in Seasons 2 & 3. It was personalities that made the show what it was then and it is what fans of the show, like myself... enjoy the most about the show. Not the twists, or the competitions or the eye candy. They are all part, but it is the personalities that make us come back and devote our f-cking lives to this show for 3 months out of the year. And the personalities do not ALL have to be extreme. Danielle from BB3, Diane BB5, Hardy BB2, Bunky... I can go on and on... Even Dr. Will & Janelle are not extreme personalities. Yet, I know that I am an extreme personality and there have been many great extreme personalities in the house as well with people like Jase, Howie, James BB9 and others. And you need your Roddy's, your Lisa's, your Erika's, your Sharon's that do toilet scrubbing with another HG's toothbrush, and although I hated her and every pimple on her fat face (she thought she was so hot, yack...) you need your Allison's BB4.
It is only my opinion, but I don't see the Silver Skidmark as someone that is going to propel Big Brother in any way. The object is to make it more interesting, not more annoying. If I wanted to be annoyed, I would have stayed married, ok?
As the old Exec Producer wrote to me in two letters, one in each of the seasons I didn't get on the show, Seasons 5 & 6... Dick, you just didn't quite fit the "mix" of the people we cast for this season. He is right, "the mix" is extremely important. Which is why last season was weak. Too many like personalities.
I understand casting these people is a f-cking tough job and that you don't know what you are getting most of the time until they are in the house.
And enough with people in the house knowing someone else in the house. In the beginning the whole thing with the show was "14 strangers together in a house."
I have never, ever heard anyone say... Wow, that was a great twist they had on Big Brother this season. The people they had on it sucked a fat d-ck, but the twist saved the season!
OMG, please don't let this be true. Or let it be true, who cares. But this guy is 100 percent ANNOYING! - TheRealDeal