The Overnight Report
If you missed the HoH Reveal and Early evening game talk, please have a look at Lessa's post. If you missed Derrick's Private Game Talk with Victoria, which lead into him speaking directly to the feedsters again, please see my post covering that.
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The Remnants (of the Bombsquad)
**my name for them, not theirs.
Caleb: Alright, let's start the meeting.
Frankie: Why don't we say we go ahead and say what the plan should be? And then, we can go from there. I think the best way to do this. Obviously, we have 2 targets: Donny and Victoria. The only 2 people not in this room.
Frankie: So, the only way to guarantee one of them goes home is to leave one of them off the block.
Frankie: Most likely, the person who is not capable of winning anything should stay off the block, because, say Donny were to win the Veto, he could use it on Victoria, and then we're f'd.
Christine: mm hmm
Frankie: So the best way to go about it is to put Donny on one side with someone, they lose against 2 of our alliance members, who are then guaranteed safety for the week.. Now this person, sitting next to Donny, is also guaranteed safety for the week. We're all not voting the other person out. All gonna go to Donny. If he wins the Veto, as he very well may, Victoria goes up, again that person is guaranteed safety. If one of us wins the Veto, we use the Veto on the other person, and it's Donny and Victoria up on the block together.
**This is the sales pitch..
Caleb: This is what's more n likely gonna happen..
Frankie: That's the plan.
Frankie: Ok.. Great.. So.. How do we want to decide about who's going up? This is a diplomatic process. Nominations... Volunteers...
Frankie: Drawing Straws.. Picking Skittles out of a box..
Derrick: What's your opinion on the whole situation?
Zach: My opinion is it's week 9 in Big Brother, and for me, that's way too late for me, for Zach Attack to throw a competition. And if I'm up there with someone, and I can guarantee my safety? Like actually guarantee it? I'm gonna do it.
**good for you, honey.
Derrick: So you're saying, you're willing to go on the block, but you're not gonna throw it.
Zach: No, I'm not saying I'm willing to go on the block..
Derrick: If I
Zach: I'm saying IF I go on the block, I'm gonna do whatever I can to make sure I live 7 more days.
Christine: mmm.. I don't wanna go on the block. hehe
Cody: I understand where he's comin' from cause going up and tossin' a competition isn't easy to do.
**Caleb was just fine with it last week next to Frankie. Zach wanted to too..
Zach: 'Specially in the 9th week of the game.
Derrick: I mean..
Caleb: As bad as it is, it's basically sayin' that you guys.. you three (Zach, Christine and Cody) don't trust us as an alliance. That's exactly what you're sayin..
Cody: No, that's not what I'm sayin' at all.
Caleb: You're not exactly sayin' that, but for you guys to say, "well, me goin' up on the block, I'm not gonna throw it," or "me goin' on the block is dangerous." No, you have people that is gonna keep you safe, no matter what. I just done it last week. Week 8.
***With Caleb taking the helm like this, I wonder if Frankie's internal song matches the one I've got playing for him in my head. Or if he's just thinking about the incredible irony of the situation, given his circumstance last week.
Zach: This is my thing.. If Victoria wins the Veto and she decides she finally has a brain and she's gonna use it on Donny, one of us are goin' home.
Derrick: I literally think it's impossible. But.. That being said, I'm not a fortune teller. I literally think it's impossible. All she wants to do is get to the next week.
Christine: mm hmm
Derrick: And she wants to do that without making anyone mad at her. That's the way she's played this game the entire time. I'm not suggesting you go on the block. I'm just saying as far as Victoria's concerned, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if she wins the Veto, as long as she's not on the block, she ain't usin' it, cuz she doesn't wanna have any type of blood on her hands. I'm sure if Frankie's HoH, he'll fgo to her and say don't use it, and I'm sure if I'm HoH, I'll go to her and say don't use it.
Zach: Are you 100% positive?
Derrick: I don't think anything's 100% sure.
Derrick: We talked before this.. We did the whole rock, paper, scissors thing, and I said, I'll stay HoH, cuz I'm puttin myself at risk relying on you guys next week, cuz I can't compete, especially when there's a double evict comin' up... We've all been HoH in this room. The only benefit to bein' HoH is what I've already had. So me staying HoH, there's no benefit at all.
Derrick: There's a detriment. I don't get to compete next week. So it's actually a hindrance to stay HoH this week.
Caleb: For sure.
Derrick: In a way, I'm relyin' on you guys to make sure one a you jamokes pull out the won and then don't f'in send me home.
Frankie: mm hmm
Derrick: That's just the nature of the beast.
Frankie: And that's where we are in this game. We're 6 people strong and there's 2 people we want out. Unless you just want to fight it out on the block, which is ridiculous. There's no reason for that.
Zach: Well, we can't fight it out..
Derrick: The only other option is throwin' Victoria up on one side and Donny on the other, and we draw straws to see who goes up with em. I don't want any of you to go up, so I'm not choosing who should go up or not.. and then obviously, win the Veto.
This is ongoing.. Derrick brings up the possibility of a juror coming back into the house next week..
Frankie: Just to reiterate, you have me and Derrick as HoH.. There is no feasible scenario where not everyone in this room is safe. Using that method.
Derrick: Unless we put Victoria up as well.
Frankie: Exactly. I think it's the best bet. Somebody goes up with Donny, somebody throws it, somebody's guaranteed safety for the week..
Zach: It'd be a great plan if one of use were willing to throw it.
Zach: That's the problem.
Zach: All I know is, if I'm in the BoB with Donny, and I'm doin' my best to throw it, and all I gotta do is run to that button and hit it because DOnny figured out the puzzle cuz he's a f'in genius, I'm gonna hit the button.. to guarantee my safety.
Frankie: mm hmm
Zach: I'm not saying I don't trust you guys, but we would all do the exact same thing, am I right? Christine?
Christine: Mm.. yeah.. but I don't want Donny here. I think you want him here more than I do.
Zach: Why would I want him here?
This persists and intensifies for another 30 minutes. Zach is feeling attacked and not trusting because he believes both Cody and Christine wanted him out last week, because Nicole told him so, and No One is volunteering, so they decide to draw names with Skittles..
The Drawing of the Skittles
Derrick: Zach, you have an opinion on it, they have an opinion, and can we agree that yours isn't going to change and neither is their's, right?
Zach: They're gone. Nothing can be proven.
Derrick: Exactly. And Nicole, if we could pull her up here, she'd lie through her teeth..
Zach: Well, a lot of people lie..
Derrick: i would agree with that.
Zach: So let's f'in draw f'in names..
Derrick: Is everyone good with that?
Derrick: Ok.. So.. 1st name drawn goes up next to Donny..
**it being the BoB.
Zach: Let's pull the skittles.
Derrick: F*ck me.
Zach: How many colors are there in that bag?
Frankie: There are 5.
Zach: Well, there's only 4 of us, so..
Derrick: What color do you want?
Christine: Purple, I guess.
Derrick: First one that gets drawn..
Zach: If it's Orange, I'm throwing the competition. If it's Red, Cody's throwin' the competition. If it's Purple, she's throwin' the competition. If it's Green, Caleb's throwin' the competition.
Derrick shakes the bag with the 4 skittles and places it above eye view, so there can be no charge of cheating, for Frankie to select the 1st skittle..
Zach: (laughing) What is this game coming to??
Frankie also completely and physically averts his gaze.
Frankie: Oh my God.. We're the most f*cked up season ever.
Frankie draws the Skittle and presents it to the room with his eyes closed.
The 1st skittle is purple. Christine will join Donny on the block and throw the BoB.
Christine: (tiny voice) ok.
Derrick: Alright, Christine. Next 2 are gonna go up on the other side. You have to go on the block, You gotta win it.
Zach: Next 2 that get drawn..
Derrick: Next 2 that get drawn are goin' on the block.
Derrick gives the bag another shake, lift the bag above Frankie's line of vision, Frankie bows his head even further and reaches in..
Frankie pulls a skittle and shows it to the room.
Zach: (gently) Calzone.
Frankie pulls the last skittle. It's Green. Caleb will join Cody on the winning side of the block.
Derrick: Green. Alright.. So..
Caleb: Time to go grub.
Caleb's been a Have Not, and it's time for him to eat real food.. Past time actually. Both he and Cody leave the room.
Zach: I don't know why we didn't just do that 30 minutes ago.
Frankie: You had concerns..
Derrick: I wanted to get everyone's opinion.
Zach: I'm not having concerns. I'm thankful for everyone for keeping me.
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HoH Room 2
Frankie and Zach
Frankie and Zach are working out their trust issues..
Frankie: We've come full circle from that. But if I wasn't HoH, I'd be volunteering..
Zach: Yeah, but I mean, shit.
Frankie: You just have to understand that there is nothing to be gained by walking you through everything that happened that lead me to do what I did.. I don't even know if I can do it. Like, I don't even know what happened.. In my sessions, everything I say is conflicting everything. I'm a mess.
Frankie: Honestly, I think it's possible that the final plan was to get Hayden out, and I was just a pawn. Honest to God..
Zach: Very possible.
Frankie: Nicole wanted you out.. Christine said she didn't trust you..
Zach: What did I do to not be trusted though?
Frankie: Who knows?
Zach: She lies a lot.
Frankie: It worked out really well.. It doesn't matter at this point.. I don't feel like there's a benefit in continually bringing it up..
Zach: There's not.
Frankie: Cuz there's nothing we can do about it, except make decisions when we have power to make decisions.. Like this is a decision that had to be made.
Frankie: So, if y'all had left, that's what I would've done. Hands down. And I would've left you out of it. Cuz I don't want you to freak out. All I can do is move forward..
Zach: OK.. This is my only thing.. Did you make Nicole lie to Caleb?
Frankie: No. I told her to tell him the truth.
OK.. This is ongoing, much like the night. And we've got to move forward..
Caleb and Derrick
Caleb: Man, Zach just pushes my buttons, dude. If I win HoH, I'm puttin' him up. I don't care what anybody says.
Derrick: Do it up. It'd just be better if it wasn't a BoB..
Caleb: Well, I would put him with one of you guys to throw it..
Derrick: (whisper) Here's the thing. Donny has to go this week.
Caleb: Yeah, for sure.
Derrick: It's not that I don't like Donny. He's an awesome guy, but he will absolutely send one of us home. That's the only reason he has to go, because he's not gonna send home Victoria. He's gonna send home one of us to try to nick away at our numbers and hope that he wins HoH again to do it again before he gets voted out.
Derrick: He has to go.
And back to nominations..
Caleb: I'm cool to go up with Cody, cuz guaranteed we'll win.
Derrick: Guaranteed safety.
Frankie and Derrick
Derrick: That Victoria's the target this week.
Derrick: So that way, if he does win, he thinksVictoria's the target. Cuz he (Caleb) wasn't payin' attention, and that's how the plan gets blown up.
Frankie: Yes. We're parents.
Derrick: We are. You put us in a house with a bunch of 21 year old, 22 year old people, and this is what you got.
Derrick: Two f'in immature kids ourselves, havin' to play parents..
Derrick: You're the mommy, I'm the daddy?
Derrick: What did you think overall? Perfect right?
Frankie: It couldn't have gone better.
Derrick: Alright. (whispers) I did not want Zach up there after that.
Frankie: Me either.
Derrick: I was like, omg, please don't let me pull his name.
Frankie: Me either. I'm glad that he gets to chill out and hopefully get his shit back together, and he can't bring up the f'in thing about last week ever again.. cuz I don't even know what to say anymore.
Derrick: In theory, we should be good this week.
Frankie: In every theory.
Derrick: Only thing that f's it up is if they win tomorrow.
Frankie: Yup.. Everyone's happy, everyone's jovial.. We just have to be parents.
Derrick: Because if this doesn't work, it effects me and you.
Meanwhile, in the Fire Room.. Caleb is pounding Victoria with a pillow.
Victoria: (thru laughter) Caleb, you're so violent, it's scary. Emaleh, I'm scared! (then lots of squealing)
Victoria: Cody, don't ever talk to me again!
Cody: oooh! That sounds like a game.
**cue - older sibling torture of precious baby sister flashback, circa 1977..
Caleb does some martial arts moves.. Then..
Caleb: You ever seen a bicycle kick for real?
Christine: No, I've never seen one in real life.
He attempts and lands on his tush. Then more martial arts moves..
Victoria: You look at me with such a deadly face, it's scary.
Cody: Yeah, cuz he's ready for battle right now.
Victoria: I'm not ready for battle. I don't battle. I hug and say nice stuff to people. I don't battle.
Cody: One of my favorite things in the house.
Christine: Mortal Combat kid over here..
Derrick and Cody
HoH Room 2
Derrick: Everything goes according to plan tomorrow, you 2 are safe, I remain HoH for the week, me n you are safe for the week. Boom. Onto the next week. As long as Frankie doesn't win HoH, we should be good again.
Cody: I agree.
Derrick: And then, I will say this, between me and you, if by chance Donny wins Veto, is it better to send Victoria home or Zach?
Cody: Honestly, I think Frankie. If I was HoH and Donny came down, dude, this kid will turn on us in a heartbeat. If Donny came down, I was not sending home Victoria. No chance.
Derrick: It's a waste.
Cody: It never even sat in my head. Which is why I was paranoid about this HoH. I was like, I need to win this, because if I win it, me n you are in a situation where we're set.
Derrick: I truly think next week's gonna be endurance.
Derrick: ..and you would beat me anyways, so it's a win win. I need you to play in the endurance.
Cody: It has to be athletic.
Derrick: It has to be.
Cody: When it got to the point where it was you, me n Frankie, I just wanted it to be Hitmen, so wehn we sat in the DR, we coulda did something cool.
Derrick: Well, I need you to win it next week.
Cody: I wanna win it for us.
Derrick: There's no doubt in my mind that Frankie and Caleb probably have a final 2 still. Me and you have a final 2. Zach, Christine and Donny are kinda the...
Derrick hears someone enter the main HoH Room and starts talking about "it was a crazy comp."
Nakey bath time with Frankie (and Ariana)
Frankie: That's all I needed..
Frankie gets out of the bath, wearing nothing but a strategically placed hand.
Checking on Cody, Christine, Victoria and Caleb on Camera 1 and 2, we have chatter..
Derrick and Frankie
HoH Room 1
They say goodnight and congratulate one another on this HoH win..
Derrick: You know what, buddy, regardless of what happens, we got pretty f'in good lives.
Frankie: We have great lives. I say it all the time.
Derrick: And you know what? Not everybody who comes on this show does.
Frankie: That's absolutely true.
Derrick: Isn't it, though? When you're in something like this, which is an amazing experience, and you can't wait to get home and see your loved ones?
Derrick: You're doin' alright. You made out alright.
Derrick: And we got that.
Frankie: So true.
Derrick: I don't even know why they make you remove your bag from the HoH Room any more. I'm not getting too confident. Christine might grow a conscience and f'in smoke Caleb and Cody.
Derrick hits the sack. Frankie stays up a bit longer with his family pics and letter..
See you back here when the HGs wake up for the day!