Diabolical Dan

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Diabolical Dan
by Noni


Twas a wet night in the jungle when Dan started his reign,

And a diabolical plan hatched in his brain.

With April’s Ollie he struck a deal,

That left him standing at the wheel.



He seemed to give up all of the power,

It didn’t look like his finest hour.

In the DR Ollie sat so smug,

From underneath Dan he has pulled the rug.



Ollie was convinced he was in control,

Over the Rennygades he would roll.

From nomination he and Michelle were immune,

Dan would have to dance to his every tune.



Dan’s Pal Memphis went upon the block,

With strong objection from his flock.

In him he hoped that they would trust,

For their alliance he would not bust.



With Memphis up on the block Jerry sat,

In his military hat.

He did not worry that home he’d go,

Ollies secret plan he did know.



Ollie had secretly divulged the deal,

To his cohorts, they believed it real.

Little did they really suspect,

Who it was that Dan would eject.



Dan’s plan was oh so very daring,

The results would leave them all staring,

In amazement at his skill in manipulation,

He would stun them all across the nation



His plan of course was to evict Michelle,

But the cocky Ollie he did not tell.

Ollie thought smugly the house he did rule,

But soon it was he that would look the fool.



The POV comp Memphis handily won,

It looked like they had a lot of fun.

Flying through the air upon a wire,

The need to win this had been so very dire.



As Ollie watched he did not worry,

He felt no need to quickly scurry,

To Michelle and Jerry to plot and plan,

He thought he had it well in hand.



In HOH Dan sat with a smile on his face

His plan was neatly falling in place,

On the spy screen he surveyed the house,

The Spew Crew’s fears he would have to douse.



To the plan he let Ollie think he was loyal,

As Michelle’s emotions began to boil.

She had her suspicions of Dan you see,

And Jerry was as vile as he could be.



At the ceremony Dan played Roulette,

And He told Ollie he’d lost the bet.

Upon the block Michelle he did place,

A look of shock upon her face.



Ollie stared and was struck dumb,

For just a second he was numb.

But then Michelle and he erupted,

Into rages not interrupted.



The Rennygades ran for cover,

Upstairs together did they hover.

They watched in safety as the Spew Crew raged,

Michelle screamed at the cameras enraged.



That girl she made an awful row,

Into storage she did go.

Dropping F bombs with every breath,

Of her anger we were scared to death.



Ollie next was the one to blow,

First a lollipop did he throw.

Outside he continued his destructive path

Slamming and breaking as he vented his wrath.



Big Brother had to intervene,

Their behavior had become so mean.

Now they sit and spew the bile,

With comments so incredibly vile.



Jerry makes comments so mean and rude,

Michelle’s remarks are nasty and crude.

Ollie makes many physical threats,

Of their popularity I’ll take no bets.



They still remain so deluded,

Their minds the truth has eluded.

America loves them all the most,

They still do unbelievably boast.



The Rennygades still have their fun,

We cheer for Dan and what he’s done.

Memphis , Renny, and Keesha too,

They all have fun in what they do.



They never forget that it’s a game,

Their families they did not shame.

They don’t need to hide their faces,

When they leave the house for other places.



Season Ten’s by far the best,

More excitement than the rest.

But unfortunately also the worst,

In bad behavior it came in first.



Here at Dish we observe it all,

We comment as we watch them fall.

The ones we favor we cheer them on,

The ones we don’t we wish them gone.



I hope we all learn a valuable lesson here

From what we observe from those so near.

Some days my heart they do touch,

And other times its way too much.



No matter how I feel about all of it,

Its here at Dish that I do sit.

There is no better place to be,

That, all of us can plainly see.


Lastly about Gustav I worry,

I hope that all of you will hurry,

Please be prepared you and your place,

I will say a prayer for all in case.

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