Friday Afternoon with the Big Brother 11 Final Three
Kevin and Natalie are still sleeping. Jordan's done a few loads of laundry, folded every towel in a 300 yard radius, washed every dish, put them all away, had a little soak time in the pool, and some sun time in the hammock.. Now she's moved on to cookie dough. A little indulgence, and she's back to tidying...
Following the cookie dough snack, Jordan gets her track shoes on and returns to the backyard for some exercise. Time to do laps around the yard... Much like in the pool, every so often, Jordan has a huge smile overtake her.
Jordan's still walkin' and Kevin and Natalie are still sleeping. I'll let you know when something significant happens....
Jordan's just done yet another load of laundry. She lays down in the Pool Room, perhaps to nap. Kevin and Natalie have yet to surface once today.
Natalie has arisen... Straight to the bathroom she goes. After a couple minutes in there, she goes into the pool room and wakes Jordan up to tell her how late it is. Jordan says she's quite aware, and that she'd been up for hours, done a zillion chores, swam, worked out, etc, and now she's taking a nap.
Natalie then returns to the Haves Room, where Kevin is sleeping, turns on the lights and gets back into bed herself, willing Kevin to wake so she can pester him to keep her. After 4 minutes of silence, Natalie says, "What the hell is that noise?" in a further effort to wake Kevin, as she is either incapable of spending time alone with herself, or unwilling to waste a minute when she could be campaigning/harrassing..
Kevin acquiesces and engages in Natalie's conversation about the noises upstairs... Satisfied to have awoken him from his peaceful slumber, Natalie closes her eyes. Kevin is now awake...
Jordan can't sleep with all the pounding, so she comes in the Haves Room to chat for a moment, then heads back out to her laundry... Kevin makes his way into the Storage Room for fresh batteries, then over to the bathroom.
***Wow... I truly cannot imagine that being the order of my priorities after a 12 hour sleep.
Kevin and Natalie
It didn't take long... They're already slamming Jeff and Jordan. Natalie says Jeff should be grateful to Jordan for paying attention to him, because without the Showmance, America would never have given him the Coup d'Etat. Talk turns to seasons with America's voting situations, and Natalie says this is a very bad season for that... Of course, she uses this to put the fear of taking Jordan into Kevin.
Natalie: Like she just beat me? America's loving that right now. It's so scary, because it's not even like it's a fair shot. Hands down, she'll get it.
***You can thank your sainted Chima for America's vote.
Kevin: Now, when I want to talk, I can't even do it, because I'm worried about that...
Natalie: I'm sure they've already made their minds up.
Kevin: No, that's how Keesha got America's favorite, because they edited it, so she was like, poor Keesha.
Kevin's had enough. He excuses himself to "go check the weather." As that means he's going outside where Jordan is, Natalie follows him and fixes herself a bowl of cereal at the kitchen counter, keeping a close eye on the both of them outside.
Kevin & Jordan
Jordan: Big Brother, can you please take us on a field trip? Blind fold us and take us somewhere... even just on a drive?
Chatter along this line for the moment... then on to speculating about timing of the finale. It's all a little too much for Natalie to take. She comes outside to put a stop to whatever eveil scheming is taking place in her absence...
Kevin: Don't they usually do a premiere of Amazing Race right after Big Brother?
Jordan: I don't know.
Kevin: I wanna say they do that.
Kevin goes inside. Natalie sits silently until Jordan speaks to her. She tells her about her field trip idea. Natalie asks why there are towels laid out everywhere. Jordan explains how many loads she's done...
Around the house...
- Natalie eats her cereal, sitting on the backyard couch.
- Kevin prepares himself something to eat, in the kitchen.
- Jordan's all about the laundry.
Natalie: It's like, what're we supposed to do?
Jordan: Nothing. At all. I think I'm gonna fix something to eat.
Jordan goes inside, leaving Natalie on the couch in the backyard, nervous to be letting Kevin and Jordan having any alone time again. They chat briefly about Jordan's theory on all the building noises today - She thinks they're constructing a larger set for the finale audience... Kevin says he thinks she's right, then heads back outside to Natalie on the couch.
Kevin & Natalie
Kevin shares Jordan's thoughts on the construction... then to game.
Natalie: I'm excited to have my dad and my boyfriend here... Normally, it sounds like the jury people don't arrive til the next night... The first night you stay in a room, then the next night they take you.
Kevin: You know they're talking scenarios now...
Natalie: I guarantee they're expecting Jordan to walk in tonight. Cuz it's you, me n Jordan. They're expecting Jordan.
Jordan takes a seat at the dining table to eat her meal... Interesting.
Kevin: Well, this is perfect cuz, I need Michele's vote, ya know, and this gives her more time to settle in.
Natalie: If Jordan's not in it, you for sure have Michele's vote. As long as Jordan's not in it. They asked me, you're not even gonna try for Michele's vote? I was like, no... I can't stand Michele. I know her and I are a lost cause. I wont even try to sit there and in the 2 minutes I have try to get her vote.. I don't think I was wrong. She was wrong. She's a bitch. I even said it in my message. Most people are gonna say, I'm sorry to see you go... No, I'm not sorry to see you go. Evil's gone from the house. (on an don and on) They were like, "wow, you covered everything. We don't even need a 2nd take of that." So yeah, as long as Jordan's not in it, you've got her vote.
Kevin: Man, I wish I hadn't talked so much sh-t about Jordan. Liek even while we were on the log...
Natalie: What does it matter?
Kevin: If she wins! (the 3rd comp)
Natalie: Yeah, you're right, if she wins, she'll probably win the whole thing.
Kevin: I anticipated that I'd have to play different phases, but I never anticipated the jury phase and the america's vote phase.
Natalie: I wouldn't really change anything. I mean, I got this far.
Kevin: What I did change was when people were leaving, smoothing it over with them.
Natalie: Not me.
Kevin: Well, you did with Russell and with Jeff. But I didn't think about what packages they would see.
Jordan comes back out to check on the laundry. Talk turns to chatter about how high up they were for the endurance comp.
Natalie: That was really awesome that they didn't wake us up.
Inane Chatter continues another 5 minutes while Jordan's outside... Oddly, Jordan's entrance into the house doesn't send Natalie reeling straight back into the top 10 reasons why it would be stupid for Kevin to take Jordan to the final 2...
It takes Natalie a full 90 seconds.
Natalie: And everybody loves Jessica Simpson.
Kevin: I love Jessica Simpson. She's a trailer park version of Jessica Simpson.
Natalie complains that Jeff was in every single part of the guidded reminiscing last night, and Kevin makes the connection that Jordan must've been in it too.
Kevin: I guess we got got, because Showmance is a strategy.
Natalie: Guarantee he'll get called back for another season. Him, Ronnie.. Maybe Casey.
Kevin: I think you would.
Natalie: Are you kidding? They hate me.
Kevin: I think you, Casey... (time check - 3:48pm BBT)
Kevin: The only time I think a relaity show does this, 3 to the end, is when it's a landslide..
Natalie: What do you mean, a landslide? (fishies) Who knows what the b-tch (Michele??) woulda done?
Kevin: (makes a speech for us) It feels good though, because I single handedly took out 2 big players - Jeff and Michele - and I played a role in getting out Russell... I played a hand in getting out Ronnie and Jessie too...
Kevin: How come Michele wasn't like, you got got motherf'er?
Natalie: Cuz that's how she is. She's a dumb b-tch.
Kevin: Unless.. We didn't know how strong she was.. Do you think she threw the first comp?
Natalie: You don't throw a comp by falling first. You fall in the middle of the pact. (sic)
Talk turns to NBK... Kevin's pumping Natalie for info now...
The time is now 4pm BBT. Jordan's having a nap in the Green Room. Natalie's making my ears bleed.
Natalie & Kevin, cont'd.
Kevin: When you talk about pure evil in this game, it was Ronnie. He did things just to f-ck with people. Michele was just indecisive.
Natalie pushes the Michele's evil angle from every direction possible. Kevin's not buying it. He doesn't have to buy any of her sh-t anymore. It's quite refreshing... :) Spark em up!
Kevin and Natalie decide to play some pool. They both continue giving BB material to use for the reminiscing sequence. Jordan's still solo in the green room.
Kevin: So now that we're basically done, which of the comps was your fave?
Natalie: I liked the cans. How about you?
Kevin: The one that sticks out in my mind is Otev.
Natalie: Yeah, I liked Otev too.
A helicopter flies over the house... Still playing pool.
Kevin: Hey, Big Brother? How about a helicopter ride.
Natalie: Dude, there's 4 days. We're not going anywhere.
Kevin: Big Brother, seriously. Helicopter ride? Me love you longtime. A helicopter tour of L.A. would be amaaaazing.
BB: Kevin, stop that.
Kevin and Natalie laugh.
Kevin: A brother can dream...
BB: (Elvis) Thankyouverymuch.
Natalie: What they should've said, instead of Kevin, Stop That, is Kevin, Shut up.
Kevin: Kevin, excellent idea.
Natalie: Kevin, you have been evicted.
Kevin: (re pool) How did I hit it that soft? Now I have nothing.
Kevin is calling Natalie out on all of her inconsistencies... No longer caving to her every whim. It's quite an enjoyable scene and it started about 4:40pm BBT on Feeds 1 & 2. Here's how it ends up...
Natalie: On Tuesday, you better take my ass, that's all I'm saying.
Kevin: On Tuesday, you better hope I win.
***Planning to throw it to Jordan, there, Kev?
Kevin laughs. Natalie attempts a recovery.
Natalie: Even if we weren't aligned, we would still need to take each other, for either of us to have a choice.
Kevin continues about Natalie's lying about her relationship with Russell... It feels like he's bracing her to get dumped. Vulnerability becomes her...
Kevin continues challenging Natalie on all of her inconsistencies - now we've moved on to Pandora's Box... She denies them all. It's getting heated on her end. Natalie's talking faster and faster, louder and louder. Kevin's quite calm.