Tuesday Morning in the BB15 House

Good morning, BB Lovers!  The Feeds went directly to Trivia at 8am today, and just came back up..  Everything that's happening right now will be shown to the tvgn bbad audience tonight.

The HGs are having fun with it.. making things up to mess with the BBAD people.  Also, they have arts n crafts a plenty..

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8:50am
Andy: That's what we should make after dark think.. I can't believe they made 3 of us Have Nots.

Spencer: How snappy was that?  (imitates BB voice) "I saiiid, Get the F*ck up!"
McCrae: There's so much f*cking going on in the bible, it's crazy.
**He's reading Sodom and G'morah.. He shares it with them. After McCrae crams about 10 f bombs into once sentence, we get fishies.. I imagine Skippy is telling them to cool it on the language, since otherwise it'll just be a 2 hour bleep fest on BBAD.



8:59am
Spencer: That'd be funny if they put a bunch of alcohol in the Storage Room.
Andy: Are we pretending it's late?
McCrae: We're supposed to.
Judd: They always do this this time of year.
Andy: How's that work for the feeds?
McCrae: The feedsters are always privy to everything.  It's the general public that only watch after dark they're trying to fool.

Andy: We should make a fake body, and be like, Elissa, get up!  I can't believe you came back.  You must be so tired.
Judd: Elissa.. hehehe
Andy: I loved that you thought that was Spencer on the hammock a couple mornings ago..
McCrae: I was totally convinced.
Judd: it was hot as hell.  I can't believe you actually fell for it.
Andy: I liked fake Spencer.
Spencer: I liked fake Spencer too.

Andy: Spencer, did you sleep well last night?
Spencer: Not especially.
McCrae: What a long day..  What a crazy day..
Spencer: It was a crazy day.
Andy: That Pandora's Box was nuts.  I've never seen so many returning HGs in one place.

McCrae: I can't believe she said that racial slur.
Spencer: But other than that she was nice.
Andy: She was more funny than I thought she would be.
Spencer: Hey, do ya'll remember when Ollie was Booty Dancing?  He certainly dropped it like it was hot.
GM: Morning..
Andy: What the hell are you talking about GM?  It's After Dark..
GM: Well, I just woke up.
Judd: One of us is going home in the morning.

Andy: I'm really f'ing this up.
Spencer: That's because you suck.  Judd, I think you grabbed the wrong utensil for everything you're trying to eat.
Judd: There're no forks.

9:08a
Spencer: They did play one of my least favorite songs this morning.. Sweet Home Alabama..
**blasphemer.

Spencer: My God.. Are you colorblind?  That's the ugliest duck I've ever seen in my life.
Andy: (knocks it off the table accidentally) F*ck!
McCrae: You gonna paint yours?
Spencer: No.. I'm gonna bring it to my nephew to paint.

9:16am
Andy: I'm so tired from today.. I think I'm gonna go to bed soon.

Judd: Me too.
Andy: It was nice to see Julie in the house. I was cool she hosted that comp.
Judd: It was nice of her to bring us McDonalds.
Andy: It was.  She loves McDonalds.

Spencer: Have y'all ever seen those paint on bikinis? I bet the guy who invented that technique was like, these dumb broads.. I'm getting to paint on these hot models, just nekkid as f*ck.  That was awesome when Julie Chen and GM got in that big fight.   GM really put her in her place.
Judd: I wonder if Julie and Amanda got into it out there.  I wonder if Julie said, what was it like being a total bitch in the house?  She insinuated it ;like 9 times.
McCrae: Amanda will never work for cbs again after this, that's for sure.
Spencer: I heard that when she gets back to Boca she's gonna have her attorney draw up papers for a defamation of character lawsuit.
McCrae: She threatened that a lot of times, but this time I think she really meant it.
Judd: A defamation of what?
McCrae; I'm glad this day is almost over.
Spencer: Me too.  It has been a long one.

9:22am
Andy: I think this duck is showcasing the fact that I was not born to be an artist.
McCrae: I hope we get the mustache room back..
Andy: Well they gave it back to us for a couple hours today.
McCrae: When we had to do pickups and pretend it was day 1..
Judd: Kaitlin, I'll play you the next game of chess!  Is Dave winning again?
**Reminder - Take everything with a grain of salt.. They're just having fun messing with the BBAD people.

9:32am
GM: I'm gonna make you guys each a bracelet.
Spencer: Looks like you're paintin a pig right now.
GM: I'm gonna do this first.
Spencer: If you shake it, Andy, you're gonna f it up. I'm a pediatric brain surgeon in real life ya'll.
Judd: I'm a chemist... So, Brenchel Army..
Andy: I couldn't believe it when Rachel came in and told the Brenchel Army to go f themselves.
McCrae: She pretty much said they're a bunch of pussies.. I was very surprised by that.  I mean, they're fans.
Spencer: I'd heard that about her.  I thought it was funny that story she told though, that Elissa used to shit in her pants all the time. And then she would hide in her closet and eat it?
GM: So nice n juicy.
Spencer: She did that up until she came on the show.

GM: (to Andy) Very nice.. Looks like a fruity flag, I like it.
Spencer: That's what it's called right?  What if Aaryn was here and she did all white? (redneck voice)  If it's All White, It's All Right!

9:39am
GM: Alright.. are these normal directions, or f*ckface directions?  What colors you want?
McCrae: Don't matter.
GM: Ninja Turtle colors?
McCrae: F*ck yeah.
Spencer: I f'd this up.. although I did figure out the secret of the pharoahs..

9:54am
Judd: Is Helen still in the HoH Room?
Andy: Yeah
GM: My pig has psoriasis.
Judd: Are nominations today?
Spencer: I can't believe Jessie went in the DR and hit the reset button..
Andy: I can.. that's Jessie..
Judd: Is she still mad at Aaryn?
Spencer: Of course. They're never gonna solve that dispute.  And all over whose ranch is better.
Jessie: I think what they call a ranch, we call a farm.
GM: I've never seen a farm.
Judd: Really?  They don't have farms in Staten Island?
GM: No, darling.

Judd: What was the name of that girl you punched in the face?
Andy: I can't say.
Judd: What's her 1st name?
Andy: Heather.  I do think I kinda salvaged the duck a little bit..

9:58am
They move into the Living Room.. Talk turns to Elissa..

Elissa: She got offended more than anyone I've ever met in my life.
Judd: Who's Helen up there with?  McCrae just came down (from showering).
Andy: NKOTB?
GM: I go by New Kids on the Block.

BB: McCrae, stop that.
**writing on the bathroom door.


10:13am
Spencer: Andy told me he likes to snake fight.. He's Chicago snake fightin' champion 2012.
GM: They call him The Python.
Andy: Jeremy used to say the weirdest things.. "For a gay dude, you're really funny."  Gaaah..
Spencer: What else did Jeremy do?
GM: I think he saved 5 children from a burning bldg.
Spencer: It was 15.

Imaginary tales of Jeremy continue..

Spencer: One of my favorite stories was when he met that kid Anthony Hawke and taught him how to skateboard.
Andy: Did you know that the voice of Tony the Tiger is the same as You're a mean one, Mister Grinch.   Thurell Ravenscroft.
Spencer: Remember when Jeremy killed that bald eagle and he didn't get in any trouble, because he's native American?  When NASA brought him in to test an experimental aircraft, and he said no, he didn't do pussy shit.
Judd: America loves moms.
Andy: I'm sure the moms of America cheered when Helen got his ass out. I think Helen amped up the mom factor a little in her head - she was like, you know Elissa and I are gonna get MVP every week, because we're moms.
Spencer: I wonder if she showed her mom hole.
Andy: America, obsessed with moms.
GM: Pop them babies out.

10:20a
McCrae: I'm pretty sure Jeremy kicked his way out of his mom, and she was about to die from childbirth, and he resuscitated her..
Spencer: Deep Horizon.. that was really Jeremy's hair.
Andy: Can we all agree he looked WAY better without all that shit in his hair?
*yes!
Andy: Remember every day Helen would tell us how thick her hair was.
GM: My pubic hair is probably thicker.
Spencer: If I had a pubic hair band, I'd call it bush.

Spencer: You know.. Some kids rode their bikes to school?  Jeremy rode a tiger.
McCrae: I thought you were gonna say he rode other kids.
Andy: Candice got twice as far as Jeremy.
McCrae: He wanted that to happen.
Spencer: He wanted to be evicted early, because he had to go train the US Olympic team in every sport.

GM: I'm like, Kaitlin, what's on your back?  It looks like Gizz..  She's like, it's not.  I'm like, well, it's either snot or gizz.  Pick one.

GM:  Oh Jessie.. You should've all just passed that chick around and double f'in gang banged her.


McCrae; Remember the time when Jeremy found Osama through google maps.
Spencer: Seal Team Jeremy..  We were talking about the Deep Horizon Oil leak?  I remember now how they fixed it, Jeremy was the single breath deep sea diver.. He just went down there and fixed it in 1 try.

10:32am
Talk turns back to Elissa... Gm acts out how she wouldn't sit next to people on the couch.

Judd: Don't think that all Christians are like that.. cry because you have to sit next to somebody..
BB: Judd, please come to the DR.
GM: Dude, they operated me in the DR.. That's how badass I am..

10:37am --Fishies, briefly..  Feeds return and talk turns to movies.. then back to Jeremy.. and the desire to nap, which I believe they are prohibited from doing..

10:54

McCrae: (playing it's night)  I don't know why I'm drinking coffee so late. I'll never fall asleep.  Jeremy only invented facebook so he could bang chicks easier.. and it wasn't that he couldn't bang chicks..
Spencer: He wanted world wide banging.  I think he basically just did it on a dare.  I heard he wrote that code out in like 30 minutes.
McCrae; Yeah.. then he beat up that Mark Zuckerberg pussy.
Spencer: Stole his lunch money.  You know.. I thought it was pretty interesting that at the age of 8, Jeremy represented OJ Simpson.. He had such a grasp of the law at such a tender age.
Judd: It's cold in here!
Spencer: You know that time that Jeremy was out swimming and that boat, The Titanic hit him?
McCrae: Pussy boat.
Spencer: I remember they did that movie about it, and they said, "Jeremy Dale McGuire Straight Ahead!!"
McCrae; m'dude, I'm swimmin' here.

Spencer: I remember once when Jeremy was out getting coffee, and Steve Jobs came in, complaining about his cel phone, and Jeremy said, I had an idea this morning while I was taking a shit.. They were gonna call it the Jeremy Phone.. iPhone was just easier.

11am - TRIVIA!

4:00pm Stillllll trivia!  OK.. Even I'll give up the ghost now. I believe the feeds will be down for the duration.  All that remains to be seen is whether they'll come back after the show airs on the east coast or the west coast. :)

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