The Rennygades on the Day of Fay
The game is getting very tense,
But April is incredibly dense.
She thinks she has a chance to stay,
For votes she is so willing to pay.
Ollie tells her what she wants to hear,
He whispers softly in her ear.
She’s so deluded that I am amazed,
At the expressions on her face so crazed.
To Michelle she gave a gift,
To ensure there’d be no rift.
Her loyalty April tried to buy,
But will Michelle stay true or lie.
April thinks that she is so sweet and kind,
She’s out of her self loving mind.
She thinks that America does love her best,
But truthfully she’s the most hated guest.
Jerry now is sitting pretty,
But for him I have no pity,
He’s been so unfair to our sweet Dan,
But of him now I am no fan.
While in the Gulf Fay is lurking,
Carolyn is still loyally working.
Sitting bravely in her tub on line
While all around her the winds do whine.
I hope DaninKeyWest is hunkered down,
With cocktail in hand in the center of town.
I wish all Dishers here to stay safe and dry,
We want nothing for them to go awry.
I missed everyone here while I was gone,
At Dish I’m home from Dawn to Dawn.
My computer my daughter did finally fix,
So here I am back in the mix.
The Wondrous X is managing the posts,
While Carolyn the comments hosts.
Gaytor is chasing Blue around,
Patty and Zany are Pogo bound.
Genie rolls her eyes once again,
Jane offers wisdom and listens in.
Mike inBama shows his tushy,
I’d peek again but I’m not pushy.
Tonight I hope the house explodes,
As in each their trust erodes.
If BigBrother gives them beer and wine,
We shall surely see a sign.
Renny will start to imitate,
The other houseguests as it grows late.
And laughter comes from all the boys.
Keesha starts to make too much noise,
April suffers from alienation,
From the others and in desperation,
She clings to Ollie and Michelle,
Her nastiness we know so well.
Sometime tonight I do predict,
The one we hope we will evict,
Will start a fight within the walls,
In the kitchen or down the halls.
Maybe Keesha will call April out,
Something will happen I have no doubt.
It’s been far too quiet for way too long,
For things to run smoothly and not go wrong.
I’m out of rhymes so I am done,
I’m off to enjoy the setting sun.
Mojito in hand I sit and rest,
I hope you like it I’ve done my best
Everyone in Fay’s path please be safe.