Pre Live Show Party
Good evening Big Brother Lovers!! Methinks we need a little pre-show libation this evening. Mental lubrication, as it were... Before the live show begins.. and before we kick off another Endurance Comp marathon on the live feeds and here on BB dish!
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OK.. How about a little Caption This? And a new Poem from Noni!
Please make sure to swing over to DishCaps and check out all the gorgeous pics, as well as a special message from Kim, who would like to express her gratitude to everyone for their support.
It's all right below here! :)
The Trials of the Tenacious Trio
When Renny left we all did cry,
And wondered to ourselves oh why,
Is she the one that has to leave,
While we get stuck with that old Skeeve.
In the Hoh Comp Jeery could not compete,
I thought that we did have him beat.
Poor Keesha trailed them both as Dan did win,
She did not know what lies they’d spin.
The doors now open they sauntered in
They found the Sumo man sitting within.
Upon a clue like an egg to hatch,
Until the envelope did our dear Dan snatch.
A luxury comp was now afoot,
Where would the next clue Big Brother put.
Puzzled still they lay down their heads,
With visions of prizes in their heads.
Morning came and we did spy,
In the house a gorilla and that’s no lie.
He woke the houseguests in a fright,
And took them outside into the light.
In the back were items so very strange,
A puzzle they formed if you could arrange
Them in the right order and solve the clues,
There were many more than needed to use.
Three hours they had and three guesses each,
Who would be first to a correct conclusion reach?
We watched and guessed along with them all
Finally Dan was victorious he was on the ball.
He guessed the phrase was bury the hatchet
No one else could his answer match it.
The prize was now within his reach
A day with someone on a private beach,
He’s told the others he’s going alone,
So about each other they will not moan.
We know the truth that they cannot see,
He’ll take Michelle to the spot by the sea.
A chance he has to win her vote,
But it puts him in a shaky boat.
His plan may blow up sky high,
If the others figure his plan and why.
They’d better be careful or this game Jeery will steal,
That creepy old guy has tried with all to cut a deal.
He knows that Dan will decide his fate,
He hopes that it is not yet too late.
As Dan sits and considers his decision,
We try to understand his vision,
Of how the game will be played out,
He knows his stuff we have no doubt.
Memphis and he sit and collaborate,
About who next will be shown the gate.
To our surprise upon the block,
Sits Memphis and the Lech we mock.
Keesha sits and feels oh so relaxed,
Knowing she’s not soon to be axed.
Jeery’s kissing all their A**es,
And at Keesha making passes.
The three relax and have their fun,
They swim, they jest, and sit in the sun.
Jeery follows each around in desperation,
Using his sorry manipulations.
The Pov comp has not yet been shown,
Dan has said that the comp he has thrown
To Memphis who the medallion is wearing,
And is walking around with a regal bearing.
That puts sweet Keesha in jeopardy now,
But Jeery’s to leave the boys did vow.
Will they keep their alliance true,
Or have they both been planning anew?
Dan’s off on his jaunt to the great outdoors,
Out of the house passing all the stores.
Blindfolded for most keep him in the dark,
But a few glimpses he catches before they park.
Up in a helicopter they quickly fly,
Over land and water they do pass by.
On the island of Catalina they do land,
And Dan greets Michelle upon the sand.
All day Michelle will Dan try to schmooze,
For her vote what has he to lose?
Some wine he’ll pour as he tries to persuade,
Her animosity and anger towards him to fade.
At last the day’s over, its time to return,
Has he won her over, did her vote he earn?
What will those in the Jury house have to say?
Will Michelle their votes be able to sway?
While Dan was gone all the others did sleep
All day with barely a sound did they peep.
Later we watched as Memphis did Jeery stalk,
And constantly annoy him with his nasty talk.
When Dan returns he said nary a thing,
About whom to the beach he really did bring.
He told them a tale of an empty chair,
And his worry of who might show up there.
He brought back each a rock that best
Reminded him of each house guest.
Then out to check on Debbie and Ted
And up to HOH did he and Memphis head,
They conferred about how best to defend,
And insure the Renegades rule to the end.
Who will they take to final three?
Sweet loyal Keesha or Filthy Mcnasteee?
Monday comes and the status quo has changed ,
The Final three has been rearranged.
Dan and Memphis will Keesha evict
A sorry picture that does depict.
All day the tension we do feel,
The atmosphere has become surreal.
Poor Keesha knows that somethings wrong,
It haunts her inside and out all day long.
Jeery’s quiet about the house he lurks,
He knows his plan is in the works.
The renegades will carry him along.
They feel he isn’t very strong.
All day at Dish we watch and rage,
Comments fly page after page.
We see the renegades plan falling into place
We want Keesha to confront them face to face.
Finally she heads up the stairs to Dan’s room
To ask if she is facing doom.
They both deny it to her face,
Telling her she is way off base.
She knows that she is leaving on the morrow,
She heads back down we see her sorrow.
We watch her sniff and shed a tear,
Its true she’s leaving we sorely fear.
We see the boys express some remorse,
It hurts them to see her sad of course,
But master gameplayers that they are,
The end result matters most by far.
Memphis stays downstairs with Jeery,
Keesha sits up with Dan all teary.
He comforts her and secures her vote,
He doesn’t want to rock the boat.
Memphis and he agreed as one ,
That this is what must be done
To guarantee that they would win.
Keesha will be sacrificed therein.
I don’t think that they have calculated,
The tenacity of that old man so overated.
Little voices we do hear say,
“He will win if they let him stay.”
All night in HOH does Keesha sleep,
Next to a pillow wall layered deep
Tween her and Dan as they do snooze,
Modesty and propriety do they choose.
A more awkward day I have never seen,
Than today I really mean.
Silence, averted eyes and heads bowed low,
Not what we want from those we know.
We wanted to see the three their heads held high,
As Jeery left and they waved bye bye.
I am so brokenhearted rhyming now,
To continue on I know not how.
I hope somehow we shall be surprised,
That what we all have just surmised
Is just a plot to fool us all,
That the renegades our bluff will call.
I hope some how tonight somehow we’ll see
The three clutch hands in victory.
As Jeery slinks out of the house,
Quietly just like a mouse (or a louse, hehe)
For those in Ike’s path please send a prayer,
To lessen the burden they may have to bear.
And send best wishes to the Zany One
That her wedding be blessed and full of fun.