The Overnight Report

Good Morning, Big Brother Lovers! Happy Monday!! :)

I'm getting to work on the Overnight Report right now. In the meantime, check out the comments section of the previous post. Blue was up watching the live feeds allll night long, commenting on the play by play in the house!

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***The Overnight Report is now complete.

12:12am BBT

Living Room

Lydia & Kevin

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Showmances...

Kevin would never guess that Lydia and Jessie would fall for eachother, but maybe be bed buddies or something.. But, he says, Russell and Chima, he expects to see f'ing like bunnies all over the house. He adds that relationships never come out of this show, because there's so much manipulation and it's so dirty

Kevin: Females never benefit from the showmances. Never. It's always the males.

Kevin asserts that Chima & Jeff don't get along, because she was into Jeff too, but now she's focusing her energies on Russell. Kevin's also feeling that Jessie's digging on Lydia, and he tells her - just watch - he'll come out, and he'll single you out.

Cut to:

Kitchen

Jeff & Jordan

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The flirt goes on.

Jordan: You were just lookin' at my boobs, weren't you.

Jeff: No...

***but he will, now that you've mentioned it.

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12:15

Living Room

Lydia, Kevin, Jessie enters

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Jessie exits the DR and removes his shirt, and swing it around in the air.

Kevin: That was a long one!

Lydia: Are you blushing?

Jessie: Nope.

Kevin: Can you crack his back?

Lydia: No.

Jessie: Why? Did she do it for you?

Kevin: She attempted to...

Jessie grabs Lydia to crack her back... from the front.

Interesting.

The back cracking actually started a few minutes ago with Jeff doing Kevin, then Lydia giving Kevin's back another shot.

It's very much a you do me, I'll do you situation, as Jessie lays down on the couch asking Lydia to massage him.

Jessie: (giving massage instructions) Down more. Up a little. With your thumb. Ow! OK. So, are you a happy camper (now that you're off the block)?

Lydia: I'm a great camper!

Jessie: You gotta understand. I thought I was making a mistake before, and you didn't talk to me before... Ya know what I mean?

Lydia: You were sassy before...

Jessie: Well, at least Kevin gave it to me straight when I first talked to him. Ya know? (to Kevin) I trust you, man. I have your best interest at heart.

Jessie then chides Lydia for being tougher to talk to... Lydia brings the conversation to her sleeping difficulties, since she now has to sleep next to Miss J.

Jessie teases her about her massage skills.

Jessie: Harder. Ok, I can definitely tell you're a girl (too soft). Ow! Ow! Ow!

Lydia: Just chill for a second.

Jessie: Thank you.. feels so good. But you know what I'm talking about. Don't act like a dingleberry.... Like I said, I thought I was making a mistake, and I read it wrong...

Lydia: Thank you very much.

Jessie: That all ya gotta say to me? Nothing like, I'll return the favor? That's nice.

Lydia: (giggles) I'll return the favor.

Jessie teases her about him being "so hard to talk to." It's a very cute exchange between all 3 of them... I encourage you to check it out on flashback.

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12:42pm BBT

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Backyard - Pool Table
Jordan, Braden & Jeff

It's a Lydia Hate Fest.

Jordan: Today I was tryin' to cover my ass a little bit. The only thing I said about you was I don't trust you.

Jeff: Who, me?!

Jordan: Talking to Russell...

Jeff: Oh, you told Russell today.

***Which fits in quite nicely with the plan Team Jock seems to be advancing to make themselves seem less threatening - that they are actually on an even playing field numbers-wise with everyone else - since Jeff is a complete outcast.

Jordan: I just hope she realizes what Jessie and them are doing. They're gonna throw her under the bus.
Braden: She f'in ruined my game.

Jeff: Dude, she ruined all of us, dude. It's because of f'in her we're in this spot. Motherf'er. Shoulda been like f you, we’re voting you out, we're takin' Chima's side. I hope I win HoH, cuz she's goin' up right away, and she can cry to her unicorn and stick it up her f'in ass.

Braden: It's just messed up. We were there for her. I was thinking if I won veto, I would take her off and jeopardized myself.

Jeff tells Braden how PoV works. Jordan brings it back to Lydia.

Jordan: She's all about them in there. She's all about them.
Braden: I've kinda written it off, sweet pea.
Jordan: What do you mean?
Braden: I accepted my fate. Unfortunately, the local girl I got along with in the beginning screwed me over.

Jordan: (referring to Laura now) When she sees me talking to you, she stares at me, and I'm like "why ya starin?!"
Jeff: Why? Because we're friends?
Jordan: Shes always starin’ though!
Braden: Because she's jealous.

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12:46am BBT

HoH Room

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Chima & Jessie

Chima has told Jessie about Natalie's boyfriend. He's not all broken up about it... He tells Chima his first impression of Natalie was "ghetto fabulous cholo."

Chima's laughing about all his impressions of Jeff, and she adds that Jeff does have a good heart.

Chima: She's attracted to you, she just doesn't want to...

Jessie: ...make him look like a fool.

Chima: Things could change. I mean, say she wins HoH, and there's no letter from him...

Jessie: I can tell you.. If she wins HoH, it'll be a letter from her dad.

Chima: I'm just saying, be patient.

Jessie: Here's my thing: I'm not second best to anyone. If I'm not good enough now... then no. Just give it to me straight. Don't entertain the thought... It just makes me look like a jackoff for chillin with her, when every other word out of her mouth is "I have a boyfriend..."

Natalie remains the topic for a few more minutes. She's been giving very mixed messages, saying her and her boyfriend aren't exclusive, but she sees herself marrying him, etc., etc...

Talk eventually turns to vote counting... Chima says she's not at all sure about Kevin and Casey's votes.

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1:35am BBT

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Backyard
Hammock
Kevin & Lydia are goofing around, having a good time, talking about how very highschool the whole Big Brother romance situation is, and dishing on the other HGs.

Most importantly. Lydia's bugged by Ronnie and his non-stop talking and gaming. Kevin is too. They both delare that if one of them wins HoH, they're nominating Jeff and Ronnie.

Kevin: (referring to Jessie) Well, he would be a good snuggler.
Lydia: Yeah.
Kevin: All muscular.
Lydia: I'm just like, I'm not gonna kiss you here. No way! If you kiss and cuddle someone in this house, that's automatic "Showmance."
Kevin: You better watch out though... Natalie... Even though she says they're just buddies...

Kevin thinks...

Kevin: That would be amazing if this is the first season with 3 simultaneous showmances.
Lydia: I do not see Chima and Russell.
Kevin: I know, cuz Russell actually said he likes blonds. However...
Lydia: Can you imagine? How crazy would it be if Russell and Jessie got in a fight over me?
Kevin: Ok.. now you're goin' too far. (laughs)

Lydia: That's too high school. I like Russell, but his whole getting mad thing.. Scary! As long as we stay cool, calm and collected.. and out of it, we're all good.

Kevin: I think him and Chima stand the best chance of being their own chance of being evicted... But I have to live vicariously through you, so you have to at least cop a feel.

Lydia laughs.

Kevin: He's probably all balls.

Lydia: I hate it when that happens.

Kevin: He was super self concious with the tights on, and I was like, I don't give a f--k, I'm lookin'.

Casey joins them on the hammock for a few minutes..

Casey: I wonder if Braden's gonna do anything crazy tomorrow.

Lydia: What? Like start yelling at someone?

Casey: Who knows. He's a hard man to connect with, 'cause he's so random.

Kevin: I play this game where I see how long it'll take for this one person to make it all about them, and it's funny... bam...

Casey says Lydia has loose lips, so he's not gonna say too much... Both Lydia and Kevin quiz him on who specifically he's talking about, and he wont say... After a few minutes, Kevin confesses he's referring to Laura.

Casey says Lydia's got to learn not to share stuff with too many people. They believe the whole reason she went up was because she told someone she was going after Natalie.

Talk turns to the whole clique thing adding a new dimension to the game, and how it seems to be having a big impact on how HoH is run: by committee.

Casey says he's down with aligning with the athletes to pick off the populars and the brains.

***OK, so considering the athletes alliance with the brains, if either Althletes or OffBeats win the next HoH, we ought to see a double Popular nomination. If they're all serious about their alliances.

Meanwhile, up in HoH, Ronnie's been talking with Natalie, Chima and Jessie.

Separately, Natalie tells Ronnie that if it comes down to the 2 of them for HoH, she's throwing it to him.


This concludes the Overnight Report. I'll be opening a Morning Report Shortly, as a couple of HGs are already up!

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