Friday Night Fun & Games

11:35 PM BBT
Hammock
Jeff.

The wizard ponders. It was a quiet night until...
















11:46 PM BBT
Outside
Michel & Lydia

During their pool game earlier, Jessie took the opportunity to tell Lydia that Michele told Natalie that Lydia saying would put up Jeff. Lydia gets upset and reports it to Jeff. Jordan comes along and advises her to talk to Michele which she does.

Michele admits she asked Natalie because Lydia was talking to Jessie at the time. Lydia says that Michele misheard. Their conversation is calm and they hug it out. Michele then gives her a pep talk. Losing the food comp is minor.

Michele: It's the POV comp that counts.

Around the same issue:

Kitchen
Jessie, Natalie & Chima

Natalie gets upset at Jessie for telling Lydia that Natalie told him this.

Natalie: Why did Lydia need to know.
Jessie: I thought it was humorous because she wasn't even talking.
Natalie: what's humorous about starting a fight?

Jessie tries to explain further, but doesn't get far.

Natalie: There is no justification Jessie. You f*ck things up.
Chima: We might have to cut you out of the communication.
Jessie: This is so minute right now.
Natalie: It's not minute. It's doesn't involve us.

On the Hammock:
Michele and Jordan

Michele goes to Jordan to make sure they understand what happened. Jordan thought Michele wanted to put Jordan and Jeff up. Michele clarifies. Jordan asks her if she would put them up, and she adamantly denied it.

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12:06 PM BBT
Outside.
Michele & Russell

Russell: Unless a miracle happens
Michele: What are you talking about? You can win POV.
Russell: We'll see.
Michele: You're being a downer.
Russell: I'm not dead. I need something impressive to happen. Right now Chima Natalie and Jessie are very much in control. Unless something happens with the Wizard power...

They play pool for a while.

Russell: So...
Michele: What do you want to say Russell?
Russell: Ronnie's remarks I don't agree with them. You handled yourself well. Don't let it get to you.
Michele: You compared me to Ronnie.
Russell: I was just playing the game. It wasn't on National TV.
Michele: You could have given me an apology.
Russell: What I did say, I said in anger. What you said was personal (erectile dysfunction). I was hurt by it.
Michele: You told me we're good, but we weren't good.
Russell: We weren't good. You're right (***He still has not apologized.)

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12: 21PM BBT
Green Room
Lydia

Jeff comes in to find out what happened. Lydia tells him what Michele said but they both see the discrepancies in her story.

Jeff: She's f'ed up. Jeff leaves.

Jessie comes in.

Jessie: She's just trying to find out who to trust. But if I go up you will be up next to me. (**And? She's already up, Jessie.) Thanks for telling him.
Lydia: Why wouldn't I? He helped me. I don't expect to count on you or Natalie for anything. I don't expect you to keep me here.
Jessie: Whatever.
Lydia: It's okay. I still like you.

They hug.

CUT TO:
Outside
Michele and Russell

Still playing pool and trying to rehash the events. They think they should have discussed this as the three of them instead of in a large group meeting. Russell and Michele are still mad at each other.

Russell: All I'm looking for is "I'm sorry"
Michele: I thought I said that already. You made an ass of me in front of everyone.
Russell: Don't give me a sob story since I am the one on the block.

She repeats that she does not have a good memory. She is socially awkward. Russell is pushing for a guilty plea and another apology. (**He hasn't apologized) He is blaming everything that happened on Michele. Michele is refusing to take responsibility for what he is accusing her of.

Michele: The only reason we're arguing is because I made a bad joke.
Russell: The reason we're fighting is because you would not admit you said what you said.

Jeff has come out and is laying in the chaise nearby. Michele is insisting that she did not say what he is accusing her of saying.

Michele: If you told me you were furious at me. I would have talked to Chima. If I had known, I would have fixed things. I thought we were okay.
Russell: I didn't know what was in your head.
Michele: I wasn't in your head and I didn't know you would collect everyone and make me look like an ass.
Russell: I didn't want to make you look like an ass I was trying to set the record straight.

They are talking in circles...

She runs off, directly to HOH room.

Michele: F you Russell.

11:41 PM BBT
HOH
Chima, Natalie & Michele

They go over the Lydia comment. Michele claims that Lydia did say that comment. Michele complaining about Russell and his going on and on about erectile dysfunction. She concludes that he is trying to make her turn against Jeff. To show Jeff that she is a "man hater". (***I don't know what she is talking about) Natalie is venting about Jessie. Michele thinks that Jeff is completely against her now. Chima blames Russell.

They reinforce girl power.

Chima: Let's get all the men out.

Michele is suggesting that Jeff has the power and will send her home. (**Welcome to the deterioration of Michele's game.)

Chima: If he takes Russell off, he is a stupid M*erf*er. He can't beat Russell in anything physical. And I"m going after him with all guns blazing.

Michele is upset that Jeff didn't go to her defense. (**Not sure why she expects that to happen.)



11: 50 PM BBT
Jeff & Jordan

Jeff is filling Jordan in on everything that happened. She thinks he should go up to HOH because Michele might be throwing him under the bus.

Jeff: But I didn't say anything to her.










Jordan encourages him to lie down. He turns off the lights and lies down next to his rock. Solace in a crazy house.

Jordan: Everyone is paranoid. Don't trust him Jeff. He is trying to take the heat off himself. He will throw you under the bus.

Silence. We hear footsteps in the walls.

Jordan: I asked her if she would put us up.
Jeff: She thinks we're her best friends. She's crazy. She's bi-polar. They shouldn't let her drink, she has a chemical imbalance.
Jordan: They wouldn't let her in here if she were crazy crazy.
Jeff: Do you know how many lies she's told? I don't want to talk to her. She's mental. I don't know if I'm getting Tina, Michele, Jessica or who?


12:28 PM BBT
HOH
Michele, Natalie, Chima & Kevin

Michele has pretty much spilled it all. That Russell asked for F2 with her. That he was the hinky vote for Casey.

Look for the rest in the Overnight Report :)

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Nomination Spoiler & Aftermath

7pm BBT - Feeds are back -

Russell & Lydia

are Nominated

5:47pm BBT - We have Trivia & I believe the Nomination Ceremony is underway!! Yippeee!!

As soon as the feeds come back and the Nominations are 100% confirmed, the spoiler & immediate aftermath will be covered right here within this post. Typically, the Nomination Ceremony takes about 30-45 minutes.

So.. while we wait... how about a little fun with goofiness on ebay? Put in the name of your favorite HG, and tell us the funniest thing you find, as applied to them. I did it this morning for Jessie, and I couldn't stop giggling at the notion of him in the red & white polka dot apron I found. ;)

If you find something fun, please email it to me at dishchicks at yahoo dot com, so I can post and share your finds with everyone:

• WendyLady's Chima Find - LOL!
• Ann's Natalie Find - Striking Similarity!
• AnonBBNewbie Lydia Find - Funny!!
• RhondaM's Jeff Find - Jeff doll? Sign me up!
• Kristin's Russell the Love Muscle Find - LMAO!!
• Chelle's Jeff/Jordan Find - Awww!
• Brandi's Jeff Find - I see Jeff, but can you name the other HGs pictured here? ;p


And last but not least for the ebay finds tonight...


• Syn's Find - Ronnie the Rat Show
  

Thanks for emailing me all of your great finds!! We'll continue this during the PoV Waiting time tomorrow! :)

7:01pm BBT - Feeds are back!! Most of the HGs are gathered in the kitchen and talk is about liver.. not noms at the moment. As soon as we know 100%, you will too.

7:02pm BBT - Kitchen

Russell: I just got nominated by my own team. Let's have a pool party.

Cut to:

7:04pm BBT -

Haves Room

Kevin & Michele

Michele: I'll take it one step at a time. I would like to stay this week, so I'd like to win the PoV. I wanna play... It's not guaranteed I will, but I'd like to, so I'm protected from wizardry...

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7:06pm BBT

HoH Room

Chima, Jessie, Natalie

Natalie: Hey, we're up here...

Chima: I still have to talk to Jeff...

Natalie: He's downstairs eating. I wouldn't have come up if he was here.

Talk about the Have/Have Not game...

Russell comes up... He's very soft and apologetic, but sounding very defeated at the moment. Chima's not buying it.

Russell: You're an amazing girl.. I wouldn't say it so many times if I didn't mean it.

Chima: So I'm not gonna go downstairs and hear, Chima's a bitch?

Russell: No...

Chima: I'm hearing things...

Russell: But all from the same person.. Let's not even go there.. I just wish you guys the best, guys... You better keep talking to me...

Natalie: You could still win the PoV tomorrow..

Russell: I know. It's just a crapshoot.

Russell leaves.

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7:12pm BBT

Kitchen

Russell & Lydia

Russell: You ok, Sweetie? You can still talk to me...

Lydia: Who's in there?

Russell: Jeff and Jordan.

Lydia: Well, at least you never had to go on slop... if you do go home...

Russell: Man this sucks.

Lydia: See? Doesn't it suck being nominated? Even if you know it's coming...

Chatter continues...

Lydia: Must suck though.. being nominated by your friends..

Russell: It really sucks.. I never even considered putting any of them up. It hurts more that it was her.

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7:20pm BBT

Green Room

Jeff & Jordan

Jordan: You know after this week, if Russell leaves, then next week it's Lydia...

Jeff lays out a scenario that leaves Jessie and Chima as final 2 unless someone does something about him soon.

Jeff tells her about his conversation with Russell, wherein Russell promised him that if he were to save him (presumably with the PoV, but really with the CdE), Russell would be on their side for the duration.

CUT TO:

7:24pm BBT

Kitchen

Lydia & Russell

I'm listening to them in hopes they'll confirm 100% that Lydia's the 2nd nom...

Russell's playing the downtrodden...

7:28pm

Russell: It's personal. They're after me, so you can pretty much say whatever the f-ck you want this week.

***I'll take that as confirmation. I know.. I'm picky.

Conversation turns to Lydia's little secret. She says she really can't say.

CUT TO:

7:30 - 8pm BBT

Jeff & Jordan...

Some game talk, mostly just adorable and playful enough to get completely lost in...

CUT TO:

8:25pm BBT

HoH Room

Jeff, Chima, Jessie

After a respectful amount of pleasant chatter, Chima gets to the point... She'd like Jeff's vote to evict Russell. He wont commit exactly, but he says that he's not in any position to make any enemies...

Jessie pushes a little harder, saying the predictable, if you're not with us, you're against us...

Chima distances herself from Jessie's bravado and gets back on topic. She acknowledges that part of her decision to put Russell up was personal, but it's also a strategic move on her part, because of Russell's strength as a player and his lack of trustworthiness...

She compares this situation to his own feelings about Ronnie...

If you missed this convo, go to Cam 1 - 8:32pm BBT on the flashback machine, for a very funny bit from Jeff about how everyone who comes near him on the couch outside is now toast.

CUT TO:

8:52pm BBT

HoH

Jessie, Natalie & Chima

Jeff's just been called to the Diary Room... This is Jessie's cue to come in and tell Chima that he has the power. Natalie says no, he doesn't, and she recounts Jeff's statement about only talking to Ronnie, because he was afraid Ronnie had the power.

Natalie and Chima assure Jessie he's safe and just being paranoid... Chima advises Jessie to continue to reading the Bible, but to also pick up a copy of The Secret.

Jessie's positive that Jeff is the wizard, and he's going to take Russell down and put him up. Bingo, Jessie.

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8:58pm BBT

HoH Landing

Natalie & Jessie

Natalie continues reassuring Jessie that he's just being paranoid... Jeff comes out of the DR.. Natalie calls out to him downstairs.

Natalie: Did they ask you about your mystery power?

Jeff: Yeah.. I told them about my toe... Whoever stands up on Thursday, everybody's gonna be like, "Man! I knew it!"

9:01pm BBT

Jessie gets on another tangent... He's pissed about something Natalie told him that Michele said, and he wants to go confront her and call her out. Natalie tells him he shouldn't, because he could be signing his own BB death certificate by doing so, if he pisses off the wrong person this week... Then Natalie says it's possible she misheard her completely, and quoted her incorrectly, because she was whispering very low (to someone else)...

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9:20pm BBT

Around the house...

• Russell's quiet on the backyard couch.
• Jordan's on the elliptical
• Jessie's paranoid on the HoH landing with Natalie.
• Jeff's having a smoke by the jacuzzi, deep in thought, but making happy sighs.
• Michele was out there chatting with Jeff, but she's gone inside...

Jeff & Michele are going to do some slop recipe experimentation...

9:24pm BBT

Jeff heads inside...

9:25pm BBT

HoH Room

Chima, Jessie and Natalie

They just went back in there a moment ago... Jessie's giving Chima instructions on things she needs to say to Jeff. Jessie explains that Jeff will take Russell down, and put him up in his place, then Russell will come after her next week, when she can't play for HoH... because Russell will feel indebted to Jeff.

***Good thinking, Jessie. Ya hit the nail on the head.

Natalie claims Jeff made her a deal that if he had the power, he wouldn't use it unless he was on the block...

Chima says, well what if Michele has it?

Chima's had enough of paranoid speculation... then she starts freaking...

Chima: What the f-ck did I win HoH for if the f'ing mystery power is that you can take people down and put up whoever you want? Really? What am I here for then? That's all my power. You usurped my power. All I got is lotion and a luke warm shower. I would have a fit during the live show and then I'd camp my ass inside the DR.

Natalie: I'd camp my ass on the couch.. and I wouldn't move til they put my noms...

Chima: You think I'm kidding..

Jessie: I know you're serious, but when Julie trumps everything you say...

Chima: I'll be like, Julie, I see you talking, but I need you to zip it (paraphrasing)... I will throw a hissy fit like they've never seen on reality television.

***Get ready for it. lol.

Natalie: If you go out jessie, you wont go out without a blowout.

Jessie: Well, thanks... I made it one more week.

Chima: What happened to Kevin having the power?

Natalie: It still might be.

Jessie: Definitely.. because Kevin went into the DR right after Jeff, and no one's been called since.

Based upon Kevin's cool demeanor pre-nominations, Chima thinks it's him.

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Oh, Brother Have Not Thou?

1: 33 pm BBT
Feeds back.
Kitchen
Lydia, Michele, Jordan & Jeff

Lydia: That was cool.
Jordan: He was probably friends with one of the people...
Lydia: She's so pretty. She's an icon.
Jeff: I never thought I would see Prince. Like when I saw Hugh Hefner...

(**They are talking about celebrities they have seen/met)

Fishies.

Lydia: Like if you saw someone like Mick Jagger
Jeff: Who is bigger than Mick Jagger?
Lydia: Michael Jackson
Michele: Paul McCartney
Lydia: He started rock and roll.
Jordan: I like the Stones. I like that song. How does it go. I had it in my head.

She sings to the fishies.

Back and Lydia is eating candy. No sign of the others.

Lydia: Do we have to put shoes for this?
Jordan: Maybe we have to run.

Brief fishies and we return to silence. Talk turns to little people never being on the show. Jeff points out that they would have to modify the house. Lydia argues, and Jeff snaps a bit. Lydia gives him a massage to calm him down.

Chima comes in and talk turns to luxury comp in the past where they could wear as many clothes as they can and they could keep them.

Michele: They had Jimmy Chou shoes.
Jeff: No! You mean they didn't rock the Target?

Talk turns to designers.

Michele: I gave a hug to Jeremy Piven when I saw Natalie giving him a hug.

Jeremy Piven hosted the comp. Talk turns to his personal life...

Fishies...

Lydia: That is my man. I'm Lydia Piven...

They joke around about Lydia's name. The people in the kitchen look pretty happy and relaxed.

In the Red Room: Russell, Kevin and Jessie are sleeping.

They have not had the comp yet... Jeremy Piven was probably promoting a new CBS show.

(***And we wait...)

1:55 PM BBT
Trivia...

2:00 PM BBT
Switch to fishies...

2:12 PM BBT
Back to Trivia...

The Great BB Fakeout!

(***I will post here when/if we get the Have not comp results soon)

3:40 PM BBT
Feeds switching to colorful orb thing to fishies back to trivia. Back to fishies back to trivia. ***Someone show the new person in the control room what to do please! :)

4:04 PM BBT
Jeff, & Michele.

Jeff: What? I don't know. She's not talking.I need a new sponge to clean the f'ing table with.

Jeff is p*ssed. He is cleaning the floor and the table. Natalie is getting food, so she doesn't seem to be a 'Have not'.

Jessie and Jordan make an appearance.

Everyone is telling Jordan she is did really well. (**She is probably not a H/N)

Jessie: I'm going to ask Chima id she wants a quesadilla.
Natalie: Jordan do you want yellow or white?

Jessie comes back saying Chima doesn't want one. Jeff and Michele are cleaning up. Natalie and Jordan are preparing food. Jessie is eating so he is a 'have'. Michele was cleaning limes off the floor, so they got the limes and liver. They are going over the list of what he can eat/drink.

Natalie: Sucks for Russell.
Jordan: Good job!
Jeff: Good job what? We lost!
Jordan: Who cares?

Looks like so far Jeff and Russell are on slop. There are four people on slop.

They are talking about the comp. Something about squishy stuff.

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4:26 PM BBT
HOH
Chima & Kevin.

They are talking about Russell. She is adamant that she wants him out. She wants Kevin's vote. Kevin is making an argument on keeping Lydia, he needs someone to talk to. He is telling Chima that he worked it out with Jessie, and that he still wants to have the 5 of them to the end.

Chima: I still want Lydia on board, but I can't trust her. She is easily influenced by the men in this house.
Kevin: I have talked to her about it. I told her she has the skill sets in her to forgive and forget.
Chima: With them. With men.
Kevin: I tell her, use the skill sets that you have. You have two days to apply this.
Chima: I do not trust her in not wavering in getting the person I want out of the house, namely Russell.

Basically Chima is making an argument for why she will be putting her up against Russell on the block. Kevin says that she has a suspicion that she will be going up.

Chima: In the very beginning I told Lydia, I girl should win. Did she tell you that?
Kevin: No but I agree.
Chima: It was in the beginning. I include you in with the girls. I hope you don't take it the wrong way. Now I think Lydia is being a dumb b*tch when it relates to Russell and Jessie. I'm trying to wean Natalie from Jessie.
Kevin: I am trying to help her. I won't turn my back on her. But it's up to her to do it.I am giving her genuine advice to help her stay in the game. And that's all I can do.

Kevin asks that Chima to give Lydia a chance to prove it, but Chima says she can't at this point. Her actions are clear. She was hugged up to Russell all day. She doesn't buy his apology. She won't screw over a lady over a man who she cannot trust.


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3:30 PM BBT
H/N Room
Jeff & Russell

Russell won 10K in the comp.

Russell: Do you know what Jessie was doing? The whole time he knew I was going up and he said nothing. I asked him why you didn't speak up for me.
Jeff: Dude you need to be full fledged with me.
Russell:I feel betrayed by him.

They make a pact to become a team - Jeff, Russell and Jordan.

Russell: I want to start picking off those f*ers one by one.

Michele comes in. Michele is a Have Not. They lost out in a movie. They are apologizing to each other. Their nerves made them be short with each other.

Lydia comes in and she is eating slop. Looks like Lydia is the 4th Have not. Russell is eating beef jerky. He can't be a H/N.


Jeff, Michele, Kevin and Lydia on slop. Russell won 10k. Jordan, Natalie, Jessie, and Russell are Haves and get to watch a movie with Jeremy Piven. (**explains his visit)

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3:42 PM BBT
Red Room
Jordan & Russell (Kevin is under the covers)

Jordan is trying to get Russell out of his funk. He feels that people are angry at him because he won the 10K. She says it's great he won.

Jordan: Well you still have the POV...

Natalie comes in and talk switches.

Jeff gets called to DR. Natalie makes a comment about his wizard power. Jordan and Natalie call each other the wizard.

Russell: It hurts.
Natalie: I'm here.
Russell: You're an f'ing angel. It's others I can't believe.

Natalie saw on the screen Nominations Today, but it seems the nominees already know who they are.

Russell: It sucks when your team betrays you. Not her, but a couple of other people.
Jordan: You still have...
Russell: Yeah, I know, but they want me home.

Natalie and Russell start communicating with hand gestures.

Natalie: There are two people in the house.
Russell: That's what I need.
Natalie: Wait until tomorrow.
Russell: It sucks though.

They are talking in half sentences. It's hard to understand what they are saying.

Russell: My own team is picking themselves apart.
Jordan: I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't want to ask.

4:57 PM BBT
Kitchen
Jessie & Chima

Jessie is asking Chima if Michele is solid with them. Chima says yes

Jessie: Why does she walk out the room when I come in?
Chima: I don't know

Jessie and Chima saying they feel even more sure they want Russell to go now that he's won 10K. Jessie says he was asked by DR if he was worried Chima would put him up. He answered, he's more worried about the unicorn power telling him it's his time to go.

5:05 PM BBT
HOH Room
Jordan, Natalie & Chima (Jessie joins)

Chima asks her to vote Russell out. Jordan says that since Chima didn't put her up, then she would vote as she wants.

Jordan is spilling all if Russell's discrepancies that she has observed. Natalie is telling Jordan Russell calls her dumb. She is putting Jessie's words in Russell's mouth. They are working her hard.

Jordan's lips have loosened.

Natalie and Chima are now trying to convince Jordan that the whole Greenroomgate incident was Russell's fabrication to target Michele. J0rdan thinks that Russell is a "mini Ronnie".


5:17 PM BBT
Outside
Jeff & Russell

Russell: They are dead to me. I want Jessie and Chima more than anything.

Russell wants Jeff to see if Michele will be on their side.

Jeff: Dude I faced the whole house at some point. I'm not scared.
Russell: You have take each one by one. If you want someone to help you...
Jeff: Oh I know.
Russell: We have 3. I still have to get Natalie.

Russell is working hard to sell Jeff on their alliance.

Jeff: Yeah but who's going up against you?
Russell: Lydia.
Jeff: Figured.
Russell: With me gone.
Jeff: What makes you think you're gonna lose against Lydia.
Russell: I don't think Jessie is going to vote for me. He sacred because he thinks Chima will go after him.
Jeff: Are you sure they want you out?
Russell: I'm 100% sure. Do you see the way she talks about me, and he doesn't talk to me anymore?
Jeff: Well keep it cordial and then there is the POV. But i find it hard they want to send you home.
Russell: She's a woman. She is taking it personally. She doesn't think like a guy. She doesn't think straight. The only person I can get from my side is Natalie.
Jeff: Not with Jessie here.
Russell: I want him out.
Wizard Jeff: If them two went up, you would vote him out?
Russell: Are you kidding, yeah!
Jeff: He likes to walk away.
Russell: He talks about the money.He won money too. He's running the show as it is right now.
Jeff: I know bro.
Russell: I have to play fake nice.
Jeff: You got to.
Russell: It's hard.
Jeff: I told you. This isn't the real world in here man. Dude, we're jumping out of cars, like it's the circus.

They play pool Jeff is doing his best to calm him down and bring him into the reality of the game.

Russell: He said (Jessie), he won 10 G's and now he's going home. Right then, when I was in the room.

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Not Very Live Show

While we wait on the critters & their Have - Have Not Comp, it's Jun time!!! :) yayyy!! First time I've smiled and laughed since the drilling & hammering began at 8am this morning...

She's not just the winner of BB4... She's a dishchick! ;p

Enjoy!

by Jun Song

Ahhh, the sights and sounds of Live Eviction Night. My senses were overwhelmed last evening. But maybe that’s because I’m allergic to cats and I was hanging out with a guy I might like, and he had two cats. I almost died. Sigh. The things I do for lust.

But yeah (this is NOT “But First”), there’s always so much to take in on Thursday night episodes. Then WHY was it so hard not to fast forward last night?! The HGs looked and sounded miserable, and they were totally bringing me down! The footage CBS put together was great, but the HGs live were DEPRESSING! Was it just me? No right? Tell me someone out there agrees with me.

Nevertheless, I took this wonderful song and butchered it:

Hey there dear HGs what's it like in Studio City, I'm a thousand miles away…
But guys tonight you all look pretty, yes you do (minus Natalie), Times Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true

Oh it's what you do to me…Oh it's what you do to me…Oh it's what you do to me…Oh it's what you do to me…What Jeff does to me

Hey there dear HGs, I know times are getting hard…But just believe me guys, someday I'll pay the bills with this here blog…We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would (without slop)…My word is good

Oh it's what you do to me…Oh it's what you do to me…Oh it's what you do to me…Oh it's what you do to me…What Russell does to me

And a big THANK YOU to the genius who included that “Can I touchicus?” soundbyte. Whoever it was, call me, I’d like to thank you in person. Purrrr.

My dear, dear and precious dear Jordan still makes my heart melt. I love that what you see is what you get. After watching Chima’s head spin like Linda Blair, Jordan says “That girl is sassy.” Um, wow.

I guess it depends on where you grew up, but “sassy” is not what a NYer would use to describe Chima’s display of battle with Russell. I’m just gonna leave it there, cuz I’ve fought all types of girls growing up the only Korean on the lower east side of manhattan in the 80s. I know how to handle the Chimas.

All these fights are really bad. Why would it ever be necessary (in the BB House let alone in real life) to be up in someone’s face yelling and cursing? If someone put their hands on someone I loved then I might think about it. But watching that kind of sh*t makes me uncomfortable so I can’t imagine what it’s like to sit there in person. But the thing is all the HGs are so nonchalant about it! BB has changed so much.

CHENBOT: SIGH. She looked great didn’t she? Pregnancy does suit her, she looks softer (except that nose of hers, um, darling take it easy with the work you’ve been getting done) and really happy. But what’s with them making her get up from her seat and march over to the other side of the stage? And then she does this little standing in place marching thing?! Did anyone else catch that? Bizarre! It’s so 90s! But maybe she just needed to pee.

Speaking of peeing, I was laughing so friggin’ hard watching Ronnie interrupting Jeff and Jordan’s playtime. He’s got like no tact! HAHA. I believe all Jeff wanted to do was makeout with Jordan so I don’t know why he was calling Ronnie a cockadoodledoo-blocker. I mean, my Jeff wouldn’t want more would he?! Would he?!

JESSIE: Ugh, I wish Chenbot had never asked him about being a have-not. When he speaks I get this weird feeling in my tummy like someone’s about to embarrass me. His answer was so lame and so drawn out. It’s like me saying in response to everything: “Well, I’m Korean, I can eat/do/say/have just about anything.” Blah, blah, blah, boring.

I will say though, I’m Korean and I would have taken that squid and squash and made at least a dozen different dishes. Try me.

The winner of COOP DEETOT! Oh, Coup d’Etat. Jeff, you’re not crazy. You are amazing.

Who is NOT amazing?! Natalie. Natalie’s “I never had any ill will against you…” WTF was that?! Ronnie: “And…be quiet…” was the HIGHLIGHT of my night last night. That sh*t was funny. Come on. It was. After carefully studying Natalie a bit more, I have come to the conclusion that she probably had ADD and/or other behavioral disorders throughout her life (but not ever close to being diagnosed with mild autism or anything, because I have children in my life with autism and I know how serious it is). But seriously, her weird head bobbing and inconsistencies in the diary room and in a group setting makes me think “oh, déjà vu, I’ve seen this before…”

MICHELE: Her farewell message was amazing. The poor girl always looks SO uncomfortable whenever she speaks, but her goodbye to Ronnie “Ronnie, I hate you!” was superb. She made me laugh out loud while I finished my Ben & Jerry’s.

Oh Wahhhh, Jessie didn’t win HOH. He’s such a sore loser. Did anyone find it funny when the HOH question came up and Chenbot had to say “ain’t?!” That was precious.

Sigh, Chima’s won HOH, I knew it. The only thing I could think about though was whether or not she would tie that string to the HOH key around her head at some point? Like am I missing a major fashion trend this summer? Am I supposed to be walking around with shit tied around my head? My grandma used to do that when she had a headache, but I always told her she looked like a North Korean protester.

Eenie meenie miney mo! Natalie, you need to get your ass a makeover fo sho!

PS: In lieu of a BB visual, I’ve decided to cough up some baby / childhood photos. GAYtor, are you happy? SYN, this is for you too, so you can see what beautiful children we can produce. Love you!

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Right Before the Comp

12:17 PM BBT
Kitchen
Chima, Natalie, Jessie

After a turbo round of discussion up in HOH with Michele, and Natalie, Chima has decided to put up Russell and Lydia. Natalie informed Jessie on this news.

They make a push for Lydia to be sent home and revive the NBK with Russell. Chima is not too fond of that idea. Finally Jessie brings it to the bottom line for him:

Jessie: I don't care as long... as it's not me or Natalie.

Russell is up and about. Needless to say discussion turns to chatter.

12:19pm BBT

Chima leaves the room for a moment, and Natalie takes the opportunity to clue Russell in...

Natalie: You may go up. Michele was in her ear.

***I see the Wizard is up!

12:20pm BBT

Dining Table

Chima, Jeff

Chima: When the food competition happens. I would like to talk to you and Jordan.
Jeff: You got it!

Both gripe a bit about production having them get ready so early...

12:34pm BBT

The HGs get their wish!!

We cut to Trivia!!

Have/Have Not Comp Time!!

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Ross Mathews' Exit Interview with Ronnie

More than worth the wait!! Here's Ross' interview with Ronnie, where our own Genie Sea got to ask one of the questions!

Enjoy!



via The Insider

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Friday Morning in the Big Brother 11 House

9:20am BBT

Bathroom

Kevin

As planned last night, Kevin has woken up in time to make sure he gets what could be his last hot shower for the week, pending the outcome of today's Have/Have Not Comp.

Whoever works Perv Cam seems to not be very interested in Kevin, because all we're getting is a longshot.

At the moment, Kev's the only HG awake, and BB hasn't sounded the alarm quite yet.

Soon come...

It's worthwhile to mention that at 7:30am, Kevin & Lydia had both woken up to use the bathroom, and they had a quick talk about making sure to get upstairs to speak to Chima today... It was Kevin doing the urging - lest they get put up simply for not doing it, and Lydia saying, "Chima knows I wanna talk to her."

CUT TO:

9:32am BBT

BB: Good Morning, Houseguests. It's time to get up for the day.

BRB on all Feeds.

Wakey wakey, houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers!! You've got a Have/Have Not Comp and Nominations today! Hurry on upstairs and start kissing some tush... if you think it'll help.

CUT TO:

9:48am BBT

Bathroom

Jeff, Lydia, Jordan, Kevin and Michele

Michele's showering. Jordan's flossing. Jeff's brushing his teeth.

Michele: Ya know what we're gonna do this morning? We're gonna rock a Have/Have Not competition.

Jordan: My boobs hurt this morning. Do your boobs ever hurt.

Michele: Mine hurt all the time... especially when I sleep on my stomach.

Jordan: Oh, i can't sleep on my stomach anymore.. feels like I'm sleeping on floats when I do.

9:52am

Michele finishes in the shower... Natalie comes in to go to the bathroom... Lydia hops into the shower.. Michele and Lydia have a little whisper.

Jordan: I smell like some B-O!

She's next up for the shower.

CUT TO:

9:57am BBT

HoH

Chima & Natalie

Natalie climbs back under the covers of the HoH bed, where she slept, and gives Chima the 411 on everyone downstairs... Chima wonders if she'll have to host the Comp.

9:58am BBT

BB does the fresh batteries announcement, followed by a more stern "It's time to get up for the day!"

CUT TO:

9:59am BBT

Cam 1

Bathroom

Michele & Lydia

Lydia's still in the shower stall... Michele's dressed for tanning, just in case the comp involves getting wet or staying outside in the heat forever... Jordan and Jeff are in the kitchen area, and Jordan's talking with Michele who's still in the bathroom.

We get the BRB screen for a moment and return to...

Jordan: They're not wasting any time today.

***Sounds like BB wants them all camera ready quickly.

10:04am

Lydia's out of the shower and calls out to Jordan that it's her turn. Jordan says ok, but she appears a lot more interested in continuing to eat her breakfast now...

CUT TO:

Cam 1

10:07am BBT

Bathroom

Michele and Jordan

Jordan's in the shower now, and suddenly perv cam comes to life, be it ever so briefly. Who knew? ;p

10:18am BBT

Kitchen

Lydia & Kevin

Lydia's preparing breakfast...

Kevin's washing dishes...

Carolyn's fighting the overwhelming urge to strangle her neighbor's noisy workers.

Kevin: It's so weird that the competition's so early! I guess it's because they have to do nominations too.

Lydia: Yup.

CUT TO:

10:23am BBT

Bathroom

Lydia, Jordan and ____

Lydia brings her food to the bathroom couch to eat.

CUT TO:

10:24am BBT

Kitchen

Natalie & Kevin

Natalie informs Kevin that Jessie feels much better about him, now that they've talked.

Natalie: Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah...

Kevin: Mmm.. Really? That's good. They said we should just wear normal clothes (for the comp).

Nat leaves. Kevin sits at the counter to have some breakfast. Michele passes through...

Kevin: How'd you sleep?

Michele: Surprisingly good.

Kevin: Now that Ronnie's gone...

Michele: Yep...

Michele heads up the circular staircase to HoH...

10:28am BBT - BRB on all 4

10:31am BBT

Feeds are back, briefly, and we see Jessie fixing himself something to eat and Lydia getting make up on.. then back to the BRB...

***The BRB screen is definitely my away screen of choice.. Love that we get to see the control room monitors, with live action still on them!

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10:37am -

Feeds are back...

Cam 3 - They just showed a very quick look at the back yard where the comp is being set up!!! I'm on 1, so I couldn't cap it, but I saw it on one of the smaller screens along the bottom.

On Cam 1, We're in the bathroom with Lydia and Kevin... Someone's in the shower, and I'm not positive, but I think it might be Jeff...

Could just be wishful thinking on my part...

Damn, I see feet.. girly.. cam pans up... it's Natalie.

Here's the Comp Sneak Peek!!! Thank you Jamison & Marci!!

CUT TO:

10:44am

Cam 3 & 4

Kitchen

Jessie & Michele

Jessie's feeding. Michele's eating her bagel. Chatter about phone bills and how some people take the easy way out and screw people... His grandmother was taken advantage of by someone regarding long distance calls, years ago. Lots of polite mm hmms from Michele.

Michele's getting annoyed that her clothes don't fit anymore...

Jessie: Yeah, pretty soon, you'll be able to fit into like Natalie and Chima's clothes.

CUT TO:

10:48am BBT

Kitchen

Russell has joined Michele & Jessie.

***I can't believe I hadn't noticed him missing til he appeared.

Russell had a bad dream about being late for a comp and losing points because of it...

CUT TO:

10:50am BBT

Pool Room

It's good to be the wizard...

Psst!! The Ross Mathews interview with Ronnie is up! Here's the link. Enjoy! :)

11:07pm BT

Green Room

Lydia & Kevin

Lydia: Who do you want to go home this week?

Kevin: Well, obviously I think Russell. Russell's trying very hard to stay this week...

Lydia: I wonder if Chima realizes it...

Kevin: My concern is he'll do the same thing as Ronnie.. oh, look how funny I am.. look how nice I am...

Lydia: Well, he only has a couple days... You're closer to her... Please talk to her.

Kevin: Well, when Russell and Jessie were HoH, I sucked it up and went to them... I said, look, I know we have nothing in common, but let's just move past that...

Lydia: Maybe it's a competition to win to choose!

Kevin: Oooh!

CUT TO:

Cam 1

HoH Room

11:14am BBT

Michele & Chima

Chima: I'm going over in my head what to do... Do you think if I put Russell up I'll have the votes.

Michele: Everyone's all worried...

Chima: Really? Abou tme or the mystery power?

Michele: Both... I think you've always felt a little more safe because of your alliances, but the rest of the house.. I mean, it's up to you, obviously, if I'm not on the nomination block I can vote, and I wanna protect you in this game... And if I'm not, I will vote how you want me to vote. And if Jessie and Natalie are on your side, they should too.

Chima: I don't know.

Michele: It's such a rough decision... Do you wanna break up duos?

Chima: Jeff and Jordan are the least of my concerns. My main concern is Russell. DO I put him up and try to get him out? My fear is that if I put him up and he takes himself off, then he'll come after me.. My thing with him is just that he's causing problems in the house... The problems we've had are all Russell related... I need to talk to Lydia too... They had their tiff too.. but since then, they've been like this (close).

11:17am BBT - Natalie knocks and enters...

Chima: I'm discussing with Michele my possibhle plans to put Russell up. Do you think he thinks he's going up?

Natalie: He thinks there's a chance.. What he told me yesterday was that you and he had a conversation... "kind of like a relationship talk, and we made up.. but I got gypped on the make up sex."

11:19am BBT

Chima: I don't know what to do with him... Lydia and I discussed this in the very beginning of the game.. Girls to the end, and somehow it became like my mantra to everyone else..

Natalie: Lydia's up there with him in his bed right now, by the way.

Chima: Well then it looks like I have my nominations..

Natalie: And she lectured me about talking to him the other day, and I was like F you, I'll talk to whoever I want.. I guess I'm a hypocrite a little bit with that with Jessie...

Chima: (laughs) A little bit...

Natalie: Supposably (sic) it was supposed to be Brains and Athletes, and the 1st chance you had to ruin that, you did it (getting rid of Ronnie). Up until yesterday, ROnnie being here was good for you...

Michele: Ronnie.. I don't know how much you saw of how much he was trying to undermine me, almost form the beginning.. It never made any sense to me... and I gave him many, many strikes.. Anyhow.. Enough with the Ronnie thing

Chima: If I leave you off the block, can you promise me 100% that next week you will leave both myself and Natalie off the block.

Michele: Yes. I can promise you both that.

Chima: Here's my thing.. I really do want a woman to win. I feel like I can say that to both of you and it'll go no further... With Lydia...

Michele: Do you know what she was doing last night? She was cuddling up with Jeff.

Chima: With Jeff?!

***It's in the flashback - and so was michele..

Chima: I'm seriously considering her and Russell, but I'd prefer if that stay in this room.

Michele: It will... Jordan's really nervous you're putting her up.

Chima: I must say though, I don't like the fact that Jeff and Jordan aren't making the effort to even talk to me.

Michele: I don't know what that's about... He did that the 1st week too.

Chima: That's right... That is his MO.

Natalie: I have a question.. Yesterday, you said to Julie, the house is divided, what did you mean by that?

Michele: The votes..

Chima: Ok.. this is what's gonna happen if I put Lydia and Russell up. Automatically, I'm the bitch who's jealous of them..

Natalie: Know what you can say about that? Tell her, "I got put up the 1st week for saying I wanna go home. You've said it several times now..."

Michele: I think we've all said it by this point..

Chima considers it...

Michele: The problem is.. Russell's a really strong PoV player. He could easily take himself off. Who do you put in his place to insre Lydia goes home?

Chima: I don't know.. Jordan may have to be Super Pawn again...

Natalie: He's only won one Veto...

Chima: I don't know.. He's a bully...

Michele: Arrogant man.

Natalie: When it comes down to it, are you gonna vote the way she wants...

Chima: We've already spoken about that...

Michele: Yes.

Chima: Russell will try to get in your head...

Michele: I can guarantee you my vote.. no matter which one you want out, Russell or Lydia. All Russell really has is that intimidation factor, and you've already seen how bad it can get. Any further and he'd get thrown out of the house.

Natalie: I've never trusted Russell... ever.

Michele: He's a frikkin lone wolf. I don't think he's on anyone's side.

Chima: You do know he told Ronnie that he regretted his decision and that he woulda put you up...

They agree he's threatened by women.

Michele: I think we can agree getting him out of the house would benefit you, me, Natalie...

They recall that Russell was an angel until as soon as the PoV was done...

Michele: Natalie, my hesitance towards anyone was all about Ronnie... Now that he's gone, it's a new game. The lines divided was just about the vote.

Talk turns to Jessie... Natalie says she's loyal to him, and if he was on the block next to anyone but Chima, he'd have her vote.

Natalie's being very open to Michele right now. I'm curious to hear her words once Michele is no longer present.

11:39am BBT - Natalie leaves the room.

Chima: I am choosing, besides all evidence to the contrary, to trust you. When I say evidence, I'm referring to Russell.

Talk turns to Russell's calling Michele out...

Chima: In the course of my discussion with him last night, there were too many inconsistencies.. And I've told him things in confidence and he repeats them.

Michele: He's not helping you. He's not helping me. I'd rather help you.

Chima: Yeah.. I don't trust him.. and it sucks, because I really thought he was a good friend... I don't trust him...

11:43am, cont'd

Chima: I never told him I wasn't putting him up... and he thinks it was a relationship talk? I did think he was cute.. We did have a lot of playful banter.. definitely some flirtation... but no feelings there.

Michele: It's like me, when I say something flirty..

Chima: Exactly.. and it went back and forth... But if you just tell a man, you have a nice shirt on, he thinks you want him.

Chima tells Michele that's it. She's putting Russell up this week. She also confirms to Michele that there is no backdoor plan with her name on it. It's a straightforward nomination. She wants him up and out, and she's willing to take her chances on him not winning the PoV.

Brief BRB break, then we return to Chima and Michele talking about Braden and Laura, and saying it was dumb to send both of them home, as they were non-threats... especially Braden.

Chima: I liked him. yeah, he said what he said, but he was so fun loving and different... The threat is Russell. He has been since day one... and I think I'm the one who has to do it. If I wind up in the jury house, and I have to vot efor him, I'll kill myself.

Michele: I think that's what he's hoping, is that people will take him to the final 2, thinking he can't win it.

Chima: What I want is 2 women in the final 2, and 2 women who've played the game right.

Michele compliments Chima on her eloquence.

Michele: What people ask when you get there is often, what was your biggest strategic move, and this week is yours... Getting Russell out.

They talk about how charming he'll be with the ladies... and how even they are susceptible.. till they smack themselves out of it.

Talk circles back to Lydia's behavior... Michele's egging it on... mmm...

***it's a game. it's a game. it's a game.

This conversation is ongoing... and it's very good. I recommend strongly that you check it out on flashback, beginning at 11:14am BBT on Camera 1.

***It's 11:59am BBT... Morning is Ov-ah! I'm going to open a new top post in 15 minutes... Gotta stretch the fingers and get off the tush for a few!

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The Overnight Report™

Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Friday! :) Today in the Big Brother house: Virtually meaningless nominations! ;) Also, quite possibly, a Have/Have Not Comp.

As I was watching the feeds last night, every time Natalie or Jessie spoke, two things ran through my head... 1. Dance, monkey, dance! and... 2. The teacher from Charlie Brown. Unfamiliar? Here's a clip.



With Jeff as the Coup d'Etat Magical Wizard, as long as he doesn't confess it to anyone, all the scheming in the world wont help his intended targets - one of whom is definitely Jessie - should Jeff opt to use the power next Thursday night.

Wah wah wah wah wah... <- read as Charlie Brown's teacher's voice...

I just checked the eBay Daily Deals, and none of them were really for me today, but they might be for you. :) For giggles, under the heading of "wah wah wah wah wah," I just did a Jessie Search on ebay... hehe.. I have to say, my favorite is the red and white polka dot apron. What's yours?

OK.. I'm off to get The Overnight Report™ together... While I do that, please enjoy the Ronnie interviews with Julie Chen and Ross Mathews! I understand the videos are a bit screwy right now. Please try them again later on...

Watch CBS Videos Online

Ronnie's almost already back to his pre-show likability in the Julie interview... Remember way back when we were all rooting for him?

And here's where the Ross Mathews interview, with our very own GenieSea asking Ronnie a question will go, once they get the right video uploaded over there and/or Ross' producer sends me the embed link!

See ya back here with The Overnight Report™ by 9am BBT. BB, please let them sleep til then!!!! Please...


OK.. my neighbor has chosen this day to have workers come, drill and pound his tiles away...

When the buzzing first started at 8am, I thought my upstairs neighbor was having her way with a scarily powerful battery operated appliance, but then the hammering began, and when I went outside to investigate, I learned it was actually my next door neighbor.

I'm losing my mind, and I may well make the move to Starbucks with my laptop very soon... I really need to get some noise cancelling headphones. Recommendations are appreciated!

Please read Blue's Coverage of Everything that happened between midnight to 3am... What follows here will be some fun flashback finds from after 3am.

Game:

3:10am BBT

HoH Room

Natalie, Chima & Jessie

After a full night of HoH Coaching from Natalie to put Lydia and Michele on the block, Chima still wants to run her own HoH. Go figure. ;p She not only wants to put Russell up, she wants him out. Still, Natalie and Jessie persist.

Not content to merely (try to) run another's HoH, Natalie also reads Jessie the riot act again re Lydia... He tells her this is a social game, and you can't afford to alienate anyone. She's deaf to it.

***3 hours later, Jessie's back under the covers with Lydia on Cam 1...

Fun:
3:20am BBT
Pool Room
Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Lydia

Yoga, Farting, Horny HGs and a Boner

I kid you not.

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