Big Brother 13: The 2nd Overnight Report of the BB13 Season
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday!
While I scour through the flashback section of the live feeds to get the Overnight Report together, please enjoy this latest installment from the cheeky little @BB11HouseRodent:
Oh! In case you missed it last night, after a 2 year hiatus, C=Venus is back to BB Chopping!!! We're so lucky. C=Venus is such a talent... Go show her some love!
I'll be putting up TOR (The Overnight Report) piece by piece, as I progress through the late night antics of the critters, so feel free to refresh this post every 30 minutes or so. ;) When does TOR begin? ♫After Midnight... ♫HGs gonna let it all hang out... I'll give you Flashback times and Camera Numbers, so you can access the chosen clips yourself in the Flashback area of the Live Feeds.
Camera 1 or 2
Everyone but Porsche (DR)
Just for giggles...
The HGs are playing a lewd spin the bottle game around the dining table... "Who will be the first person to take it in the butt?" The bottle stops on Lawon, and the HGs crack up en masse.
Lawon takes it in stride and come back with, "Who will be the giver?" The bottle stops on self-professed std-germophobe-virgin Dominic, which leads the HGs into even more laughter.
Skipping ahead, Dominic asks "Who's gonna play with themselves in the shower?" The Bottle stops on Dani who says, "The bottle never lies."
You get the idea. Enjoy! It's a really funny flashback!
Dominic, Lawon & Cassi
Game Talking about who to vote out this week.
Dominic: Once Porsche's gone, then he'll relax for a couple of weeks. If he starts actin' crazy again, then we know he's gotta go.
Cassi: The only thing.. I can see her making friends, among everyone else, easier than he would.
Dominic: To be honest with you, ... We all know us 3 aren't going home.
Lawon: mm hmm.
Dominic: Keith is with us, for sure. He made a lot of enemies last night.
Lawon: He made a lot of enemies last night... He needs to talk to Kalia... Just on the strength of the numbers.
Cassi: I don't think they care who leaves the 1st week.
Talk shifts to their fears of Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Brendon totally dominating the comps and picking them off one by one.
Kalia, Dominic & Lawon
Kalia: If we don't get them out, they're just gonna run through us, one by one, week by week.
Dominic: Oh yeah. Brendon and Rachel have to be split up, and if we can do it this week, great! Because if Rachel goes, it's Brendon, Daniele, Jeff & Jordan.
Kalia: And who would you rather leave behind, Brendon or Rachel?
Lawon: I think Brendon..
They feel eliminating Rachel first would be the best idea, because she'd "go crazy" if they took out Brendon. Lawon leaves after a couple minutes, and Dominic and Kalia continue talking... They confirm that they've both gotten the same "we won't put you up if you don't put us up" guarantee from Rachel and Brendon, and they assume everyone else has too. This paints the target even larger for them. Add to that Kalia and Dominic's feelings that all the alumni have a better grasp on the comps that are coming their way...
Jeff & Rachel
Talking about switching up the nomination, or at least enjoying the power to..
Rachel: Yeah, but we do have a choice, because we hold the Veto, so we can always change the nominations if we need to.
Rachel & Porsche
Rachel: Do you think we could ever trust Keith?
Porsche: No. No.
***Seriously, Rach? What's she gonna say?
Porsche: I don't.
Rachel: Then I don't.
Porsche: (stealth whispers) And like.. I don't trust him at all. He's just trying to be all friendly.. It's all game. He's sure he's staying. What are Cassi and Dominic gonna do when he goes home?
Kalia comes in and asks Rachel if she's going to use the PoV. "I'm thinking about it."
Kalia, Dominic & Daniele
Daniele: You pass gas?
Kalia: In people's pillow cases.
Daniele: Please don't do it to mine.
Dominic: Please do it to mine.
Daniele: That kinda freaks me out.
Kalia: And then... once, I went and put um a strand of pubic hair in somebody else's bed.
Daniele: Your pubic hair?
Daniele: You carry around your own strands of pubic hair? You have long pubic hair?
Dominic: You told me you wax.
Kalia: I know.. That's why you know it's not true.
Dominic:So was this like an ingrown hair and you plucked it?
Kalia: Nooo. I actually don't have any hair down there.
***Gentlemen. I can read your minds right now. Take another 30 seconds to keep picturing what you're picturing, then cut it out. We've got a game to attend to.
Rachel & Brendon
Brendon feels like Rachel's playing without him...
Brendon: We've already had this conversation about playing as a team, and not making decisions without the other person, or even having conversations without the other person around.
Rachel: I didn't.
Rachel: We had that conversation where we decided we were going to act like we're going to use the PoV. Right? That was you're idea. You were like, make people think we're gonna use it.
Brendon: No.. that we haven't made a decision.
Rachel: Shh... (concerned they'll be overheard)
Brendon: No. There's nobody over here, so they're not gonna hear what I'm saying.... Baby, I just want you to be respectful of me and not be talkin' game when I'm not around.
Long story short: Rachel apologizes. Brendon accepts. Hammock cuddling resumes.
Come the 2am hour, half the HGs are inside on Feeds 3 and 4, and half are in the backyard on the couch on Feeds 1 and 2... Friendly group chatter all around. Pick your poison.
Brendon, Rachel, Jeff, Cassi...
They're having the when did you start smoking chat, which leads into some nice get to know them moments, but honestly, I'm only including this because I really haven't posted dreamy pic of Jeff yet... and I feel remiss.
There. I'm guilt-free now.
***7:30am BBT -Quick HG Check.. Still sleeping!
Friendly group chatter lasts about 20 minutes before the newbie HGs break into smaller, whispering groups to plot and plan for next week when they "must" win the HoH, or be picked off like fish in a barrel.
Smokers chat continues...
Shelly, Brendon, Rachel, Jeff, Jordan - Talking about Keith and Porsche, among other things. Mostly, it's Shelly attempting to ingratiate herself with the old guard by telling them all about Keith and anything else they ask...
Shelly: Now she's acting pretty normal, like she's ok.
Rachel: Was it like a lovers quarrel?
Shelly: Yeah, but like...
Jordan: I don't get it.
Jeff: Me neither. She says she hates him...
Shelly: They're all layin; on the couches and..
Jordan: Cuz tonight they were sittin' on the bed together.
Shelly: Oh, they were?
Jordan: Tonight, yeah.
Shelly: She went and talked to him, but they.. well, he even said he was playin' her. He said, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." And then, last night, after everything happened with y'all, he said, he swears even to this minute, that this is all a set up (referring to the disappearance of Evel Dick). Still.
Shocked looks all around.
Shelly: Still, today, he still thinks that we're ll being taken for a loop, and um..
Rachel: Does he think Dick is coming back?
Shelly: He thinks Dick is coming back at like the 6th eviction... and he's...
Jeff: Where'd he get that from??
Shelly: That's what's so lame about it.
Jeff: When you're gone, it's over. You get corrupted from the outside, and you can't...
***Unless they put you into sequester somewhere, which in this instance, is not the case. Incidentally, Evel Dick announced via twitter that he will be making a statement very soon, but in the meantime, "To squash rumors, I am not in jail, don't have cancer, my mother son girlfriend are not in the hospital & I was not kicked out."
Shelly: He swears. He says he saw the two of you (Jeff & Jordan) go into the bathroom right after it happened and you were laughing, so he knows it's a joke. He believes it's all set up by production.
This is ongoing, and worth your time in the flashback section of the live feeds, but I have to move forward with the Overnight now...
Porsche & Rachel
Porsche: So what are you thinking?
Rachel: About what?
Rachel: Well, maybe I'll use it, like, take you guys off, but I don't know who I'll put up.
Porsche: Like, Adam's freaking out. He's like, I hope she's not throwing me a bone, because like, she put me up for the hosting thing.. and everyone loves Lawon.. So I started talking about.. I went over and I was sitting with Keith and talking with him a little bit, and I was like, What are you thinking, and he was like, i don't know, and I said, "Well, I talked to Rachel a little bit, and she said she might consider using it, but that she'll have to talk with Brendon."
Porsche: And you and me would have to talk with her and Brendon. And he was like, "Well that would kinda make sense for the numbers, because only 3 of them can compete for HoH," and I was like, yeah, that makes sense. And I was like, "well, what do you think the votes would be if it were us," and he's like, "I think everyone would be on your side, and you would have 6 of the votes..."
Rachel: Of course he's gonna say that.
Porsche: I'm like, yeah? Who would you have? And he's like, "Cassi, Dominic and Shelly."
Rachel: He said Cassi, Dominic and Shelly?
Porsche: Yup! So I'm like, OK...
Rachel: He's probably just saying that because, I bet Cassi was like, "Well, I do whatever..." Or she's thinking "My partner will do whatever I say."
Porsche: Cassi knew about the whole Keith's Angels thing..
This is ongoing.
We learn a few minutes later (around 3:47am/quad) when Rachel and Brendon get into bed that Rachel is very much playing the game. She doesn't trust Porsche or her intentions. Rachel tells Brendon that she "doesn't understand how someone who knows Dick and Janelle can be the dumbest player in the game." Still, they're on the fence about who they want to take out this week. They end the night as couples do, touching base on what really matter, being supportive and loving of each other.
Other HGs are up a while longer after this, but these are the key moments from the night, and this concludes the Overnight Report!☺ Checking in on the live feeds, and as of 8:40am, all of our BB13 critters are snug in their beds, while visions of 500k dance in their heads....
Adam's just woken up and he's doing his morning bathroom routine. Everyone else is still snoozing for the moment. As soon as it's merited, we'll open the Morning Report.