BB13: Friday Wake-Up, Aug 5

Good Morning BB Dishers!

It's a new game this week and the live feeds will be sizzling all day!

Kalia's continuing impressive performance in the competitions has proven, once and for all, that the girl is in the BB game to win; but with Daniele stealthily in her ear, will Kalia show that she has her own game plan today or will she adopt Daniele's?

Rachel is Daniele's #1 target now and she will do everything in her power to make this happen. Jeff is also on the radar for eviction, so these two will, no doubt, be up on the block before the end of the day. No shocker there.

What is new and beautiful to behold is Rachel's transformation in a matter of hours. As Carolyn has coined her, Rachel 2.0 has risen from yesterday's disastrous flames. This won't deter her nomination, however, as Daniele is hell bent on Rachel's removal from the game. Nothing personal...

Meanwhile, Shelly and Porsche have boarded on the train that's speeding steadily toward Rachel who's been tied firmly to the tracks.

For a thoroughly detailed overview of last night's events, including the HoH Reveal, Carolyn's impressive Overnight Report is a must read!

As of 8:16 AM BBT, Shelly is up. Nothing new there. She's down one morning coffee "buddy". The house is on lock down. She's restlessly moved from the kitchen to the Purple room to the eviction chair. Could this be an omen?  :)

9:10 AM BBT, Porsche gets up to use the washroom. Shelly greets her with, "What's up buttercup?" Porsche mumbles. She goes to exchange her batteries and goes back to bed after telling Adam the time.

9:14 AM BBT, Lawon is up. He passes through to the bathroom, greets Shelly with, "Morning mama!". He goes back to bed.

9:20 AM BBT
Wakey wakey, house guests! It's time to wear my fingers to the bone! :)

9:29
Lights ON!

• Kalia and Shelly are the only ones moving around.
• Everyone else is asleep.
• Kalia gets her batteries and on her way back to HoH, she tells Shelly she wants to talk to her alone today. Kalia goes back to bed. She goes through the spy screen and settles in.
• Jeff has returned to the Asylum room to snuggle with Jordan.
• Shelly hangs out alone in the Purple room, massaging her shoulders.

• Rachel is up, gets breakfast and joins Shelly in the Purple room. She cheerily greets Shelly and tells her about a bad dream she had. Talk turns to food. (F 1 and 2)
• They speculate about the upcoming Have/Have Not competition. Talk turns to the missing things and what it could mean about the future competitions. Rachel says that it's no use trying to predict what they might do. Shelly compliments her on her knowledge of the game. 
• Shelly mentions that some people think that Brendon took the chess pieces. Rachel laughs and says that some people think way too much into the game.

9:40 AM BBT

Rachel: Did they say what they're gonna do?

Shelly: Not a word... She is trying to make people trying to guess what she's gonna do... She likes the excitement... Last night she was gonna pray on it...

Rachel: I'm gonna be nominated but that's fine. I have the veto or I will probably come back.

Shelly: They will definitely put people up from our side.

Rachel: You're probably mad you didn't win.

Shelly: Mad? I was tasting it... I will probably go up too...

Rachel: It's weird... her target was Jeff...

Shelly: Jeff and Jordan won't go up... she (Kalia) said so last night because they were nice to her the first two weeks... She knows people were gunning for her... (*Which is it, Shelly? Did Kalia say what she wants to do or she didn't?)

Rachel: We weren't necessarily for her... it was more Daniele... and she's with her...

Talk turns to Lawon. Shelly tells her that Lawon volunteered to go up as a pawn.

Rachel: Really???
Shelly: He says people call him a floater, then he can play for PoV and show them.... It's weird, they couldn't stand each other in the beginning. (Kalia and Lawon)
Rachel: It could have been a ploy... We don't know... If she would do that (nominate Lawon)t it would be amazing...
Shelly: She's proven herself in competitions.
Rachel: Mhm! I told her last night....

• They speculate a bit more and Shelly asks what Brendon might be doing now. Rachel goes into the eviction routine and we get evicted to get some fresh air and palm trees.
• When the feeds come back, Rachel is talking about her dog and how Brendon wants to adopt him. She goes on to talk about people who haven't signed releases. Venice beach on the feeds....
• Rachel wonders if Lawon would be up against her on the block, would she go home? Shelly says, no, she has the votes. (Shelly is saying what needs to be said, but how much of it is the truth?) She goes to get more diet coke. but decides to go back to bed.

• Leaving Rachel in deep thought. 
• She gets up after a bit to wash her dishes.
• Everyone else is in Snoozeville it seems.
• Rachel goes back to the Purple room to read the Bible.
• 10:07 AM BBT... All quiet in the BB house.
• Soon after, Rachel goes back to bed.

• 10:19 AM BBT.... Umm BB you're not doing a great job waking them up!
• 11:00 PM BBT... Palm trees come on briefly.  BB has probably had enough of them sleeping. When the feeds come back some people are stirring but not many...
• Rachel gets up and makes her bed. 
• Jeff is called to DR.
• Adam stirs and moans.
• Daniele comes out and Adam jokes, "Wow Jeff you look just like Daniele."
• Jeff comes out and lets out a fart.
• Adam is up and ready to make bacon.
• Jeff is called to the DR again. Jeff says "Yeah!" from the kitchen.

• All feeds go to Adam in the kitchen.
• Rachel goes to the bathroom.
• Jordan comes to the kitchen and says "Hey Cruddy!" then sings "Good Morning!" She says somethign about making a wish. Adam jokes about it with her and she goes to the bathroom.
• Porsche comes to the kitchen. They chit chat.

• All feeds to the bathroom where Rachel, Shelly and Jordan are getting ready. They comment on how quiet it is in the house. Jordan is using spray-on shampoo. Shelly and Rachel are doing their make-up.
• Jordan goes to make herself some real food for breakfast while Adam baconates.
• Talk turns to the upcoming competition. Adam says that they have time until they call Kalia to the DR and "She will come out and say who wants to play in a Have/Have Not competition? Or who wants to play in a Luxury comp? Or who wants to go F yourselves?" (lmao!)
• Daniele joins the kitchen crew and Adam tells her Kalia was looking for her.
• Enter Kalia.

• Daniel "literally" asks Adam if he makes bacon every day.
• Daniels makes herself a bowl of cereal. 
• Jordan has left the kitchen.
• Jeff passes through to the bathroom.
• All feeds stay with Adam and Daniele.
• Kalia grabs some breakfast.
• Kalia and Daniele talk about production and we welcome a stroll outside...

11:32 AM BBT

All feeds on Daniele and Kalia in HoH. They are chatting for now.

Kalia: I told Shelly I wanted to talk alone because there are things that are bothering me about her.. there are some things I want to talk to her about. (it's hard to transcribe because she's talking quickly and with her mouth full.)

Daniele: Like what?

Kalia: I wanted to ask her if she was really going to talk about Dominic.

Daniele: Oh she told Porsche to tell them (Daniele etc) what they want to hear. So keep that in mind.

Talk turns to Lawon and that his stupid remark about getting put up.

Kalia: Anyway ... Porsch... who knows what she's up to... I want to talk to her today... Her feelings are hurt...

Daniele: She will play of her feelings and forever...

Kalia: I told her we will be friends no matter what happens...  Adam came up last night,,, He gave me some spiel... That's what I dreamt about... He gave me the same speech... blah blah blah... I told him I went out of my way to connect with him better and I told him I trust Daniele's opinion and I want to trust him.... I have no problem with floater strategy... but I told him he had to make a decision eventually...
Daniele: I talked to him too.... His whole thing is... obviously he is scared to make a big move... If we make one more big move... He's scared about the numbers... I told him I like you.. but I dont' want to push someone in the game and then get screwed... I think Adam and I have an understanding and I don't think it's a deal...

Daniele asks if Kalia talked to Jeff and Jordan. Kalia says they haven't even made an attempt. Daniele says they will. Kalia tells Daniele about what she and Rachel talked about last night.

11:42 AM BBT
The Elf Shun Ceremony begins...

Adam: As you all know I have been an elf for the past week... But the time has come for me to shun this elf costume but first I would like you all to say what you liked about the elf.

Jeff: I liked that Adam was no longer here and the elf took over... That's mean... I liked that you can say anything to the elf and Adam didn't take it personally.
Rachel: I like that I got a strip dance from the elf...
Daniele: My favorite part was the Cruddy...
Kalia: My favorite part was the Cruddy pop-ups in the HoH cameras.
Porsche: My favorite part of the elf was cruddy... the cigarette smoking, beer drinking..
Shelly: I liked the way you embraced it.
Jordan: Umm... Lets's see what I liked... I liked Cruddy. I wish you would stay Cruddy (laughter) I liked the animal game you played with us.
Lawon: I liked the fact that the elf did elfify... the bell.

Adam: As much as I enjoyed it this week... It's time to go back to Adam... But for now...

11:49 AM BBT

Porsche takes the opportunity to tell Shell her version about her conversation with Rachel. It turns to a brief  Rachel bashing session.

11:52 AM BBT

• Daniele and Kalia reconvene to the HoH and they continue the how much "they" suck session. Porsche comes in to dish against Rachel.  Porsche is making fun of Rachel's voice and puts emphasis on every little thing Rachel said.
• An extended Rachel bash session ensues.

Kalia: You (Porsche) know you're in a big position. You know there are people you cannot trust but you still have the net...
Porsche: Really?
Daniele: They will use you.
Kalia: I mean they will use you.

Talk turns to periods. The Kalia asks if she had to pick, would Porsche mind if she picked her to go on slop. Porsche says she will mind. Kalia says that she is thinking to put people who haven't been on slop except Daniele/ Kalia adds that if she puts Porsche on slop it won't look like she has an alliance with them. Yet, she will put Rachel on slop...

Kalia: What I want most, whether I stay or go, is the newbies to rise up...

The three agree that Brendon was the brains of the vets and now they are lost without them.

Kalia: I have a pretty good idea who's a direct threat or not...
Porsche: Let me know if I'm up for a backdoor...
Kalia; Why would I backdoor you? I like you... I'm nervous to talk to people, to nominate them, they will things that it's personal...

12:09 PM BBT

Rachel comes up. Awkward all around. She asks how they're doing. Kalia says that they are talking about the upcoming competition. Kalia asks her if she wants to talk... Rachel says, no, just visiting. Kalia tells her to sit. Rachel sits on the chair quietly. Kalia is doing all the talking. Rachel asks Kalia about her mom and Daniele leaves.

12:13 PM BBT
Trivia...
Have/Have Not competition under way!

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