The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! :0) Happy Monday to you! It just doesn't feel right not doing an overnight report, so here we go! Let's call it Overnight Lite.. As we rejoin our HGs, just after 11 o'clock Sunday night, they're enjoying their favorite past times: bashing the other HGs. Ginamarie offers the added bonus of bigotry, as is her nature.
Andy: She thought she had me in the bag.
GM: I'm sorry that I like bugged out at that night.
Spencer: no. That made one of my most favorite memories.
GM: That smirk set me the F*ck off. Set me OFF.
Spencer: I know, GM. I felt the heat of your anger radiating.
GM: But did you see how much I hadda hold in that whole, like them 2, bouncin' around.. and not for nothin' my foot did hurt that f'in week, so I wasn't like happy-go-lucky anyway, but, like, I hadda lot to hold in, and then that smirk? I was like, alright, I'm f'in done. I can't even like.. I'm like, what's that smirk for?
GM: Cuz like, there's 2 things you don't f*ck around with me in this house: you don't f*ck around wit (sic) my word, ok? You don't f*ck around wit Nick! Or my shit. And you don't f*ck around with my bed. Or my makeup. Or you're in deep f'in shit.
Spencer: So there's 5 things..
GM: Well, it's like 4 things.
Andy: Your word, Nick, your bed, your makeup.
**you forgot her "shit"
Spencer: So four things.
GM: Yeah. Cuz anything associated with Nick, you're gonna get your shit f*ckin' f*cked up. When she touched my shit, I flipped out.
GM: OK? And then she was like.. (new thought) I like that bed, cause I was with Nick in that bed. I'll sleep anywhere else, but because of Nick, I wanna stay there. There wasn't any issue with anybody else, then it has nothing to do wit you, Amanda.
GM: So keep your f*ckin' big shnoz, fuckin' Jew shnoz out of it.
**ya know, GM, if you'd tilt your hand just a touch, it would provide the perfect visual punctuation. There's a reason I waited a full day after the end of Yom Kippur to start transcribing again, and you're it.
Andy and Spencer look at each other, gobsmacked. Ginamarie applauds for herself.
Spencer: heheheh.. That's anti-Semitic. I do not condone that. Ginamarie, I love you.
Andy: Me too.
GM: Thanks, I love you too.
Andy: See, my motto throughout this whole game has been, let people act like total assholes, and it's gonna feel so good watching them get voted out.
GM: mm hmm
**I'm pretty sure he meant you this time, but agree all you want.
After a couple more moments of Amanda bashing, enjoyed my the trio, they move on to Candice.
Ginamarie: The only reason I called her a flipflopper was because of that f'in Nick vote.
Andy: You do realize that if he had stayed in here, none of us would be here right now.
GM: I know, that's why, so..
Spencer: Well, one thing that is very interesting, if y'all want to thinking about it.. McCrae said that Jessie coming over to the other side was the reason he flipped.. If that hadn't happened, Elissa would've left, and that would've left MVP up for grabs for one week. And then, It would've been Amanda on the block.. and she probably would've gone out then. Just think about how differently (sic) the game could have been.
GM: Oh my gah.
Spencer: Because really The Moving Company really needed to survive just Nick's week and one more.
Andy: Do you think the MVP would've gone to the Moving Company?
Spencer: I think it's possible McCrae could've gotten it.
Spencer: Just because he had a really good 1st week.
Andy: I mean, I think McCrae played his hardest game of the summer that first week. I thought it was really impressive he could play that hard and still survive.. But not survive as long as us.
GM: You guys wanna play some cards?
Andy: (sigh) What a season it's been.
Andy: I can't wait to see my family.
Spencer: I wonder if they'll bring us all back as The Exterminators. Like, they brought the Brigade back for a segment.
**Don't bet on it. Especially after what you said about Julie Thursday night.. Let's flashback, shall we?
Sept. 13 12:19 AM Friday Cam 4
Spencer: It'll be busy. Julie'll have to be at the top of her game. She can't show up drunk like she did tonight.
Andy: Yeah, she was drunk off her ass.
Spencer: She was. She was slurrin'.
Andy: Well, she called us The Moving Company 1st, and then they were like, that's the wrong alliance.
Spencer: heh heh..
Andy: Like, I was embarrassed for her.
Spencer: I was too. If she wasn't bangin' the president of the network, she'd probably get fired.
...and back to Sunday night we go...
The final 3 are chatting out back..
Talk turns to Spencer's eyes..
GM: Those eyeballs are kinda like your color, Spencer.
Andy: Spencer doesn't have brown eyes.
Spencer: I have green eyes.
GM: Well, they look kinda like his beard sometimes, the color..
Spencer turns, perhaps so GM can inspect more thoroughly
GM: Now I can't even see them. Now you look like Helen.
Andy: Oh my God..
**GM's on a roll tonight. I remain disgusted.
Spencer: I don't know if y'all knew this, but I kinda thought Jessie was cute this season.
GM: She's alright. I don't think she was that hot. She was a'ight.. Kaitlin and Aaryn wwere prettiest.
Spencer: If I had to pick between Aaryn and Jessie, just for like, bang fest? Jessie for sure. If you could bang any guy in the house, Andy.. Wake the f*ck up.
GM: Well, we already know it's gonna be Nick.
Spencer: Did he just die?
GM: Yeah, I think so..
Andy opens his eyes.
Spencer: (to Andy) If you could bang any guy in the house, without fear of being attacked..
GM: It'd be Nick!
Spencer: ..who would it be?
Andy: Nick. Without a doubt.
Andy: I still have like fantasies that Nick would've just, like, made out with me.
GM reacts with a fist.
Andy: hehehe.. you're so cute.
GM: Wait in line, f*cker! Wait in line! I didn't even get one yet.
GM: Dang it.
Spencer: He told Andy he'd kiss him on day 89.
Andy: hehehe.. Nick or David, for sure.
GM: When do you think they're flyin' out? Think they're here yet?
Andy: No.. I think they're flying out on Tuesday night, maybe, and stay until Wednesday.
GM: I think they're gonna come out Tuesday afternoon. Imagine if he was on the same flight as my mom?! Nick, Freddy and my mom? Hahahaha! I mean, they're all gonna be sittin' at the frikkin airport.. My mom'll be like, this kid looks familiar.. I'll be like, you already met my parents already? Did you axe (sic) Freddy if you could marry me? Alright. Let's go!
Skipping ahead to midnight, the final 3 is making up awards for their former co-HGs..
Quad - Backyard
GM: How about.. The best dressed?
Spencer: Candice, for sure.
Andy: Best dressed?
GM: I'm gonna go with Elissa.
Andy: Yeah, I'm gonna go with Elissa as well.
Spencer: I have to agree. She had nice clothes.
GM: Yeah, I did like her clothes. That's the 1 thing I'll say nice about her. Umm.. let's see.. Best smile?
Spencer: Aaryn had a great smile. Jessie had a nice smile.
Andy: Howard.. but he had like a gap.
Spencer: Who are you, the f'in zingbot?
Andy: He did.
GM: Amanda had nice teeth, but not a nice smile. I think I'll give it to Aaryn. Ok.. who had.. the best facial hair? Spencer!!! Nick's mustache hadda go. F'in McCrae looked like a dirty salesman, f'in prostitute, pedophile.
Spencer: I loved how much Amanda hated it, and I really encouraged McCrae to keep it.
Andy: Me too.
GM: We shoulda made him f'in leave that way. haha! She woulda f'in killed him.
Andy: Ok, do another one, girl..
GM: Best accent.
Spencer: Shut up, Ginamarie.
**they both give it to Judd.. This is ongoing, but you get the gist.
Andy: I would date Judd, before I would date Jeremy.
GM: yes! I would too. (pause) I would date Nick.
Andy: Me too.
GM: And f*ck Nick, and marry Nick, and have his babies.
**all is well in the land of delusion.
Andy: After Nick for me, it might be Judd.
GM: After Nick for me would beeee...
**an assault charge?
GM: mm hmm
Spencer: Thank you, Ginamarie.
GM: You're welcome. Then after Spencer, besides Andy, cuz he doesn't like girls.. uhmmmm.. See, I never dated a black guy.. Not that I wouldn't, but I'm kinda scared of them a little bit, cuz I heard they have big wieners, and I don't wanna, like..
Spencer: That's a myth.
GM: Like, I think Howard would be a very nice boy to marry..
Spencer: He would be.
GM: He's a gentleman.
GM: Jeremy, I like too. He just has a little bit of growin' up to do.
Spencer: Jeremy has a lot of growin' up to do.
GM: Yeah. Judd.. I don't know.. He seems like if he cheated on me, he'd be like, I didn't do shit!
Andy: McCrae, with a little toning, I would date.
GM: No, I wold not date him whatsoever.
Andy: Like, if he was a little less lazy. Like, I feel like McCrae's one of my friends that I would like get drunk and have sex with one night. And then still be friends with. I mean, I've only had sex with 3 people, but one of the three was a good friend, that it just happened one night, and we were like, ehh whatever..
GM: That works.
Spencer: That's the best way, dude. That's really kinda how me and Marilyn started hookin' up..
..and we're moving forward.. Basically, I'm playing flashback roulette with the overnight..
GM: My family's a bunch of characters.
Andy's amazed by the amount of batteries they've gone through.. About 300 each.
Andy: It just makes you realize how much producing a season of this costs.
GM: Geez, yeah.
Spencer: oh yeah.
GM: Especially the grand prize, what they give us.
Andy: Yeah.. 10 million dollars.. I know.
GM: hahhahaah (like Fran Drescher). They have to ante that shit up. I knew it was a bigger cast, but dang.
Spencer: I do think there should be more prize money for this show than f'in Survivor.
Andy: This is like 2 and a half times as long.
Spencer: I know. Those f'in pussies are cryin' over missin' their families after like 21 days?
GM: yeah, I know.
Spencer: Remember how Brenda carried on about her f'in dad, and then got booted? Brenda was HOT as a motherf'er.
Andy: I liked Brenda.
Spencer: Me too.
GM: 2 girls that was in Survivor f'in did Playboy.
GM: F'in years ago..
Andy: Jenna Morasca.. and Heidi something?
GM: I'm talkin' like 10 years ago. I have the Playboy, actually, I think. I used to subscribe.
GM: Only cuz all the celebrities? I collect them. Like, I have Kim Kardashian. I have Chyna from WWF.. Spencer: You have Chyna?
GM: Yeah.. Her body's really not that nice. I have Kristen from the original Buffy?
Spencer: Kristy Swanson? Oooh, that mf'ers hot.
GM: She looks amazing..
Spencer: That bitch is hot.
GM: Back in the day? Her Playboy's awesome.
Talk of GM's collection continues.. And we spin the flashback roulette wheel..
Andy: I finally wrote my name on the bathroom door.
Andy: I did.
Spencer gets up to look.
Andy: They yelled at me, so it's rushed. It's not my best work.
Andy and GM
Spencer is in the DR, which frees them up to talk about him.
GM: So about the 500,000 dollar mistake.
Andy: Oh yeah. He said that anyone who goes against you would lose.
GM: haha! Against me? He said the same thing about you.
GM: Hahahaha! Oh my God. He's using the same tactics so each of us will be like, Oh my God, Spencer, you're right.
GM: Oh my God, bro.
Andy: Ginamarie, literally nothing will change my mind.
GM: Listen, Andy, I'm the same exact f*cking way.
Andy: Goodnight, I love you.
GM: Goodnight. I love you too. I'm takin' my mic off.
**Saints be praised.
And this concludes the Overnight Report.