Big Brother 16: The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday to you! I hope to see you all here tonight for the Wednesday Show Viewing Party at 7:50pm Eastern.☺
As we rejoin our HGs on the live feeds, Cody and Amber are on the Hammock and there is much flirting.. even a quick handhold.. and much hair twirling from Amber. Ladies, you know what it means when we unconsciously twirl our hair... smitten!
Amber and Cody
Cody: Just wish upon a jet, Amber.. I don't think I understand the concept.
Amber: I feel like I'm making a wish, and then the jet's just sending it away.
Amber: It's like blowing out candles.. It's like wishing on a shooting star..
Amber: hehehe.. I'm trying to
Cody: Do you know what the point is of wishing on a shooting star? It's cuz they're so rare that when you see them you make a wish and they come true.
Amber: I don't think you get the point.
Cody: Now I'm only gonna make wishes on jets and send them to you.
Amber: The one person I ever did it with needs to get it. You don't have to get it.
Cody: Ouch. I'm over it. Never wishing on a jet for you now.
Amber: Whatever. We don't have a handshake yet. We have to think of one. With butt poppin. WHat's your favorite move?
Cody: Like a dance move?
Amber: I have to stand up to do it.
Amber: Ok, I'm gonna come up with a handshake..
Cody: It's gonna be the sickest thing ever..
Amber: So dirty..
Cody: It's dirty. Not the way you're saying it. You're saying it like seductive..
They go back and forth, repeating "Dirty" in various voices.. Let's check on the others..
Frankie, Christine, Caleb, Devin, Derrick
Caleb is looking at the hammock and he does not look pleased. The rest of the HGs are having a laugh about the comp where they had to throw frisbees at each other. Then..
Frankie: I just realized that all of tvgn was Frank tonight.. I'm probably gonna have equal fans and haters when I get out.
Devin: Is tvgn censored.
Derrick: Yes, no swears, no nudity.
Frankie: That's why nobody watches anymore.
Christine: That's why they wish it was on Showtime.
Devin: What about the live feeds?
Derrick: Live Feeds are uncensored.
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Caleb continues trying to participate in the conversation, but his eyes keep pulling to the hammock. Hayden joins, Zach joins..
Frankie: Don't you love these shoes?! Love em!
Zach: It's perfect here all the time.
Derrick: Your perfect and mine are very different. Do you see my skin?
Talk turns to the wrap party.. They all plan on going to Rachel's, then hopefully Vegas..
**For this cast, if I can swing it financially, I do too.
Rachel: At Rachel's party, it'll be ALL the former houseguests.. and it's invote only.
Frankie: I can't wait to meet Amanda. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy night."
Frankie: People really do lose their mind in here..
Zach: Who's your favotire character to be?
Frankie: Clarabelle.. and Rhinestone. Clarabelle, I find her the most entertaining.. Rhinestone has a special place in my heart because he was first.
Derrick: When it's just the guys hanging out, you should do Frank.
Frankie: It turns Victoria on.
Hayden: She's like, I'm attracted to Frank..
12:19am About being gay..
Derrick: Have you ever been with a girl? How'd it go?
Frankie: I performed well.. Up until my sophomore year of college, I was with girls. I didn't hook up with a guy til I was 18.. and I didn't have sex with a guy til I was 21.. It was a progression. And now I'm just like, I like boys!!! I'm like the poster child for happy gay life. Glitter and sparkles and rainbows.. I love the gays.
About the word fag...
Frankie: I had to change my relationship with the word.. I chose to make peace with it.. and when it's not used maliciously, I'm ok with it. If it's used with the intention to hurt me, then it hurts. I would rather reclaim the word and not make it a negative.
Hayden: Have you seen the Louis CK take on it?
Frankie: it's PERFECT!
Hayden: It's really funny..
Frankie and Hayden actually have 2 different favorite Louis CK takes on this. Here's what I found on youtube:
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Hayden: I'm talking about a stand up bit he does. I say it, but i don't mean it in the way you say it.. It's funny and it's really enlightening.
Frankie: The thing is this.. If you're trying to hurt me, you're probably gonna hurt me. If you're trying to make me laugh, you're probably gonna make me laugh.
**it's all about intent. with every word choice. i agree.
Frankie: I just hope one day that it doesn't have the weight and the power that it does. I feel like that about all derogatory words.. that one day they'll just lose their power.
Devin: It only means something if you give it meaning.
Frankie: Exactly. And it only can hurt if you're trying to hurt. I have a lot of like, straight friends, who'll say it withiut even thinking.. I'm like, it's ok. That's just me. I do not speak for the whole homosexual community.
Derrick: And you've spoken well. Ok, Zach. Get up. It's time to take you whippin' like a man. (Pool)
Amber and Cody
Cody's talking about his sister.. and we still have body contact and playfulness..
Cody: mm.. uh.. super skinny.. short.. She's not that short. Shorter though.. She's a sassy momma..
Amber: When's her birthday?
Cody: July 8th. Me and her are super tight.. She's 22.. We're all within 4 years of each other, which is awesome. We were in highschool together. I really wanted to go to college with my brother. I messed that up.
After a bit more chatter, they go inside to use the bathroom and make some food. Cody's dreading the Caleb glare.. and it's very much there.
Cam 1/2 The Double Chaise crew is still happily chatting away..
Cam 3/4 Cody and Amber are in the kitchen..
Zach and Cody
Zach: You were in the hammock a long time.
Cody: We literally were talking about bullshit, except, she's like, "I just wanna trust you so much."
Both laugh. Zach goes in for the pound.
Zach: Did she say me?
Zach: Dude, Caleb was pissssed.
Zach: He was lookin' over there like every 5 minutes.
Cody: That's annoying. Like, let it go dude. It's not in the cards for you. He straight up pulled me over one day, like, is there something going on with you two? I was like, bro, stop it.. I know how you feel about the girl. We just talk. It's a game. What am I supposed to do? She straight up said in front of him, "Cody, are you going to go nap.. Do you wanna go sit in the hammock." I was saying the whole time, Caleb's so pissed right now. His face was all red.
Zach; He's been pissed all day.
Zach: I think I'm gonna throw it.
Zach: There's no point in winning it.
Cody: Don't say that out loud to anyone. Don't say it. I understand you said it last night, but don't say it. Are you telling people you're gonna throw it?
Zach: Should I throw it?
Cody: I'm not, because I don't wanna be on the block, period. At this point, who knows who's goin' up? Devin's going home. People moight be like, ok, who hasn't been up.. There's 5 of us. There's 4 spots. You don't know who gets up there. It's as simple as this. Guys, everyone else has been on the block, nothing personal. F*cl that.. I'm gonna try to win it.
Zach: Who would you put up?
Cody: I would put up Victoria in a second..
Zach: Think it's gonna be endurance?
**Most of the HGs do.
Cody: What's up with Brittany? Is she waiting for me to say something to her?
Zach: I don't know.. Ask Derrick. He talked to her for a while..
Amber: It's a party in here.
She grabs cookies and goes.
Zach: Derrick was like, you're very inconsistent..
Cody: She's so untrustworthy. I wanna trust her so bad.. but I feel like she'll be Boom you're on the block, boom, you're goin home.
Talk turns to Christine.
Zach: Who do I put up if I win HoH?
Cody: Not Victoria.
Zach: I would, but now I can't.. I'd look like an asshole.
**what'd I miss?
Zach: Right now, I owe you a huge favor. While I was sleeping, you were campaigning to keep me here.
Cody: Right now, we're essentially playing the entire house. We may be playing too many people. Like, if I talk to Amber, Christine starts to doubt me.
Zach: Should we just make Caleb the target next week? Then Frankie has no one. Thursday, if you're HoH..
Cody: I'd rather not overthink it.. Right now, I'd rather just chill, focus on voting out Devin, then focus on the HoH challenge.
As of 1:11am, this conversation is ongoing, much like the night.. If you'd like to watch the rest in the flashback area of the live feeds, go to July 16th 1:11am on Camera 4.
Frankie, Devin, Amber, Hayden, Christine, Derrick
Amber: Years ago.. I got pretty far.
Nicole: I've got nothing.
Frankie: You won a Frog Costume and HoH!
Brittany: You're the cutest frog ever.
Nicole: I did win best personality in highschool.
ALL: That's awesome!
Frankie: I got best dressed.
Nicole: I got best dressed too.. and most likely to be famous.
Frankie: I Love it!
Caleb: I got "Most Likely to be on The Bachelor."
Frankie: I also got "Totally Talkative" in my school.
Derrick: Devin.. not answering..
Devin: My school was too big, dude.
Hayden: I was Funniest.
Brittany: I was Best Dressed..
Christine: I wish my school did those. That pisses me off.
Hayden: I got Class Clown.
Devin: How many in your class?
Devin: We had 2200 in my class..
Derrick: I got Best Eyes.. I feel bad. I only had 200 kids in my graduating class.
Caleb: I had 50.
Frankie: Ooh! Celebrity Crush.
Christine: Mark Ruffalo.
Hayden: Mine's Leonardo diCaprio. Man crush.
Nicole: Rachel Bilson.
Hayden: Who is that?
**I have no idea. Here's the google search results.
Nicole: Cutest girl ever.
Hayden: I know that name..
Derrick: Kate Upton.
Caleb: Megan Fox has been mine since day one.. And what's her name? Kila Munez?
Frankie: Mila Kunis.
Caleb: She's so hot.
Hayden: Frankie, who's yours?
Frankie: Justin Bieber. And Zac Effron. Both of those.
Christine: Oh! Zac Effron is my very close second.
Devin: Dude, he looked good in The Neighbors.
Christine: I didn't see it. My husband didn't want me to see it.
Devin: It's not an actor, I'm just gonna say it.. Drake.
Happy chatter and laughter continues..
Frankie: Worst fear.
Hayden: Getting old. I just hate getting older.. Right here, this would be perfect. 21.
Frankie: I'm super excited to get old. I'm gonna be the cutest old man.
Brit: Earthquakes and heights.
Devin: Not living up to expectations.
Frankie: How bout you?
Hayden: That's a good one.
Frankie: That is a good one.
Hayden: Dude, it can be spiders..
Frankie: Are you afraid of sharting? I've made peace with it. I shart all the time.. Ok, let's skip Caleb.
Derrick: Heights.. like a 20 story building..
Frankie: Spiders.. one almost killed me.
Caleb: Over in Iraq they had Camel Spiders.. They would cover one of them whole pillows. You have to shoot em.
Frankie: It's like from Aliens.
Caleb: We would get in trouble, but we'd put em in a box and let em fight each other.
Derrick: They'll fight?
Caleb: We'd put 2 in a box, and they'd kill each other... within seconds.. But we'd usually just shoot em.
**Sounds like cock fighting, desert style.
Brit gets up to go to bed..
Devin: How bout your most memorable moment?
Nicole: When I got a call back for this.. I was eatin' Chinese Food, and I vomited.
Caleb: Most memorable moment..
Devin: Good or bad.
Caleb: I would say.. When I got home from Iraq, and all my family, and they had signs, and my little nephews and all that. How about you?
Devin: Either when my daughter was born, or when I found out her mom was pregnant..
Chreistine: My wedding day, when I kissed my husband!
Hayden: The night before moving to California.. I was watching Blow, sitting in the living room, my brother passed out.. and I was like, "I'm moving to California today by myself.."
Devin: No job lined up, nothin.. How long did it take you to find a job?
Hayden: About a month.. I was working at a book store.. and then I got the pedi cab thing.. and a job at an e-cig shop. For the last few months, I've just been pedi-cabbing.
Cam 1 - Christine and Nicole are sorting laundry and talking about their moms..
Cam 3 - Kitchen - Movie and Actor Chatter with Derrick, Zach, Cody, Frankie, Amber, Hayden..
1:46am Cam 1 flips to pouty, solitary Caleb..
Then over to Devin shooting pool..
Nicole, Hayden, Christine, Derrick, Zach, Cody, Amber
Nicole's playing with Hayden's hair, while Zach and Cody talk about finale night festivities..
Then they move on to Favorite Movie Series..
Same crew.. More movie talk.. Now Animated..
Devin: Who the f*ck's Dori?
Christine: Ellen DeGeneres. Your daughter doesn't make you watch it over and over??
Cody: I love The Incredibles..
Same crew.. More movie talk..
Derrick: Avatar 2 should be coming out soon..
Frankie: I loooooveeee. the Last Airbender.
Hayden: When it ended, I was like More! More!
Frankie: The blind girl was my favorite character.. that she could see.. with her feet?!
Devin's choosing which shirt to wear for the live eviction show..
Derrick: You're gonna get to meet Whoopi..
Devin: Whoopi's on The Talk?
**no.. She's on The View. Different network.
Caleb: So you say The Talk is a big deal?
Derrick: Huge talk show..
Devin: it rivals The View.
Derrick: You're gonna do The Talk, Jeff.. Probably all the same ones as on the way in.
Brittany, Cody, Zach, Amber, Derrick
Zach: I just can't wait to go backhome and slay.
Cody: I just can't believe I just got betrayed by you, Brittany.
Brittany: Stop, Cody.
Zach: Yeah, Cody.. get over it.
Derrick: I got your back, Cody..
Cody: You'll find out the truth and feel like an idiot.
Brittany: Stop beatin around the bush, Cody.. Stop Jackshackin'. We told Zach last night someone used the bagels to jack..
Brittany and Amber are having a giggle fit.
Zach: yeah, Brit, I use the bagels to jack off. Are you like, comin' at me..
Derrick: i got your back, bro.
Zach: Is it because I'm Jewish?
Zach: That's f'd up. I'm outta here.
Zach: You think I jack off with bagels cuz I'm f'in Jewish?
Zach; Well, F*ck you.
Derrick: (cracking up) What does that have to do with anything? Wait, Zach, c'mere bud.
Zach: No, I'm over it.
Amber: He's goin' out to the jack shack.
Zach; You know what? I'm gonna go get a bagel and jerk my meat, ok?
Derrick: All the DR people are gonna start hidin' pillows from Zach. They keep replacin' em.
Brittany: Let's go to the HoH.. Aaaach!!! Did you see my boob? I'm sorry.
**If you'd like to, go to 2:25am on Camera 3.. it happens right as the clock turns to 2:26am. FWIW, I didn't see it.
Cody and Derrick get there first...
Derrick: You're gonna ruin your chances with Amber, you keep hittin' on Brit.
The girls make their way in..
Amber: My face is too tight.
Derrick: What does that mean?
Amber: Feel it.
Both do.. Cody lingers.
Cody: How does that happen? I've never felt a tight face before.
Amber: I just keep it..
Amber: Just really kept up.. I'm like obsessed with washing my face. I need a facial.
Brit: I think Zach was pissed.
Cody: He was.. no, kidding.
Brit: I think he's mad.
Derrick: Well, you bitch slapped him..
Brit: I just gave him a hug.
Christine and Nicole enter.. grab snacks and leave.. Everyone else piles on the bed.
Brit: Cody, stop it.
Cody: F*ck it. Whatever. Poor Donny. I feel so bad.
**they woke him.
Brittany goes to make sure she didn't really offend Zach. Cody, Amber and Derrick remain.. Brit returns.. They watch the monitor..
Cody: There's Devin.
Derrick: He has zero votes. First backdoor of the year. I put that right in my blog.
Cody: That's epic.
HoH - Zach has now joined, but he's sitting on the couch..
They're still watching people on the monitor, complaining about those who don't wash dishes.. and popcorn with hot sauce.. Quebec style fries.. waffle fries..
Cody hassles Zach to the point where Brit asks Cody if he needs to go borrow some of Devin's meds. He springboards off the bed and she goes chasing him, with her butt hanging out.
Derrick: There's an ass slip. Feedsters love that. Thanks, Cod.
Caleb and Frankie
Caleb is angry and sad about Amber.. and Frankie's lending an ear.. I'll fast forward.. You know the deal.
Caleb: At the end of the day, I think I'm ... to nice. That's just me.
Hayden and Nicole
They're talking about who they can and cannot trust in the house, and who among them needs to reconcile so they can work together.
Hayden: Who would you wanna see gone next week?
Hayden: I would love that. But no one sees her as a priority.
Nicole: Who's next week?
Hayden: Victoria or Brittany.. basically in the next 4 weeks, Victoria could go at any time.
Nicole: Yeah, but so could we. You know, Christine said yesterday that you're the most under-rated player in the game.
Hayden: Christine, what are you doing?
Nicole: She said that out loud. Swear to God. I was trying to make you seem like you're just normal.
Hayden: Donny was like, everyone knows you're a threat.
Nicole: Dude, Caleb is heated.. I think about Cody and Amber's hammock date..
Hayden: That's perfect.. we can put her up and Caleb wont get mad.
Hayden: I don't have any intentions on going hard for it, but if it's something I'll be good at..
Nicole: What if it's Endurance.
Hayden: If it's endurance, I'll try to win it.
Nicole: Amber's going for it hard, so I have to be careful.. I would throw it to Christine.. Christine said you always know what the comp's going to be..
Hayden: I don't know anything. Who'd she tell that to?
Nicole: Just me. She said that she wanted to tell you to stop doing that.
Hayden: She should stop talking about me though.. C'mon Christine.. We're supposed to be in an alliance here. Grasshopper Crew. Donny wants to be in an alliance with me, Cody and Zach too bad.. I don't want to be in an alliance with Zach.. he's too.. sketchy. Cody would be cool to work with.. He has all the girls wrapped in his web.
Nicole: Not me.
Hayden: I know a lot of the guys would like to see Frankie go home. Cody and Derrick tell me everything.. I think they tell me a lot more than Zach. They dish it all to me.
Nicole: I think everybody trusts you.
Hayden: That's why it's hard for me to win an HoH right now. I don't have any enemies, and I don't want to make any..
Nicole: Amber said tonight that Cody's one of her best friends in the house.
Hayden: Oh, Cody.. bro..
Nicole: I think Caleb will go after Cody soon.
Hayden: I would love for this week to see mostly people who haven't been on the block. Even Christine.. I would love to just work with Donny. I don't want to work with Cody and Zach. Technically we're in the Bomb Squad.
Nicole: Is that still a thing?
Hayden: No one talks about it any more. I would love to see Derrick, Cody, Frank, Christine all up on the block, just because they've never been. The sucky thing about Caleb is that now everyone knows that he's not a comp beast at all.. He's just a big blob of muscle. So that puts me and Cody up on that pedestal now.. Me and Cody would get backdoored easily. I do wanna get my hands dirty afte this week.. I've been the nice guy too long. This is super over confident, but I really haven't been worried yet, and we've been here 4 weeks. I hope I chill you out.
Nicole: You do.
Hayden: Boy, I would love to put Amber up..
Nicole: I want you to win soo bad.
Hayden: I wanna win the first HoH that is not Battle of the Block. I don't wanna win an HoH til this twist is over.
Nicole: Cuz then you pick 2 people you want to go home.
Hayden: If it was me and Cody at the end of the comp, I'd easily throw to Cody. He wouldn't put me or you or Christine or Donny up.. I'd still have no blood on my hands. i wonder if it's gonna be 7 or 9 people in the jury.
Nicole: 9. Last year it was 9.
Hayden: I think this week is gonna be regular, but next week is gonna be a double.. Double eviction.. That's where me or Cody would be booted in a second.
Hayden reiterates that Christine has got to stop telling others he's more of a threat than he appears..
Zach, Frankie, Derrick, Cody, Christine
Alliance Meeting. We join this conversation in progress..
Cody: No one would ever think we're working together..
Zach: Christine, you're our most important piece of the puzzle.
Frankie: Christine, you really are, because you're a link to 2 votes - Nicole and by extension Hayden.
Zach: Hayden's really smart though.
Christine: Hayden's very smart.
Derrick: Hayden's very smart.
Zach: He knows what the f*ck he's doing.
Cody: But here's the think about someone like that. Like, we have us 5. We'll just keep him close.
Zach: Going off of that, our goal as an alliance is to be the last 5 people here.
ALL: Of course.
Zach: So we have to decide who our targets are, to make it easier for us, going down the road.
Christine: Well, it has to be week by week.
Derrick: Not only that, it also has to be a safe thing for whoever gets HoH. Ultimately, the bottom line is, whenever you're HoH, we can't pressure each other.
Frankie: The reason Caleb and Amber aren't up here is because she is poison, and he is dumb. And the reason Hayden is not up here is because.. He would beat all of us.
Derrick: You think so? My man paisan (Cody) might be able to beat him in Endurance stuff.
Frankie: No, I mean in the Game.
Hayden and Nicole
If you're loving HayCole, and you've got a few minutes, just go watch this on flashback starting around 4:35am on Camera 1 or 2. ☺ Ah-dorbz!
Hayden: Can we cuddle for a bit now?
Hayden: I have a pet frog.
Nicole: I can't believe you don't want to kiss me.
Hayden: What?! What do you mean I don't want to? Put the towel down, Put the towel down. What do you mean I don't want to? Are you serious?
Nicole: The way you approach things sucks. You're a weird boy. Do you think production thinks I have the hugest crush on you?
Nicole: Oh my goshh..
Nicole: I liked you when I thought you sucked.
Hayden: Thanks. All of your compliments are so backhanded.
Nicole: hehe. Not sucked.. I didn't think you were that smart. You're smarter than me. I don't like to give compliments..
Hayden: So.. when you said you had a crush on me, true or false?
Hayden: niiice! That's all I needed to know.
Hayden: Your personality, plus your looks and everything about you? Amazing.
Nicole: Oh yeah?
4:49am. Cam 2 cont'd
Hayden: By the way, since I'm not kissing you on Thursday, I'm gonna have to kiss you before.
Hayden: This is going to kill me. I can't.
Nicole: It'll be worth the wait.
Hayden: But seriously, please?
Nicole: No. If me and you make it down to just a few people, but right now it's too risky.
Hayden: Not even a peck?
Hayden: Ohh.. it's cuz you're gonna fall in love.
Nicole: Are you freakin' serious?
Hayden: That's what it is.
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