The Overnight Report

Good morning, BB Lovers!  Happy Tuesday!  Today in the house, Derrick will write his HoH blog and take his HoH Pics.. The rest remains to be seen.

As we rejoin our HGs, Hayden and Nicole are snuggling under the covers on Camera 1, and we've got a pow wow happening up in HoH on Camera 3. 

11:59pm
Camera 3
Derrick, Frankie, Zach, Caleb

Derrick: He burned those 7 people, and now he's goin' home.
Zach: Dude, what was he thinkin' putting me on the block?
Derrick: He wasn't thinking.

Zach: Ok.. So.. Brittany's the target and he puts her up with the weakest player, Pao.   So, he already has his bases covered, they're gonna lose, whatever.  But he goes out of his way to tell Pao, you better throw the competition, or I'm goin' after you next.  Pao has no choice, she throws the competition.  Already he's f'in up.  Then, at the PoV, right before we walk out, he turns around and goes to Pao, "If I win, I'm usin' it on you."  Pao goes "yes, yes, yes!"  He wins it, doesn't use it on Pao, uses it on his target, Brittany, and then puts up his alliance member.

Frankie: hehe
Caleb: hehe
Derrick: Annnnd.. fast forward.. he's goin' home with an 11-0 vote.  A week ago, he thought he had a guaranteed spot in jury.



12:13am
Camera 1
FireRoom

Snuggle partners have changed.   Zach in, Hayden out, then Nicole and Victoria on the end.

Nicole: I feel like you guys don't give each other a chance.

Victoria: Ha! Nicole.
Zach: Really? Shut up, Nicole.
Victoria: Yeah, for real. Nicole, can I tell you a secret?
Nicole: Zach is super cute, Victoria.
Victoria: Nicole, I'm  engaged outside of this house.
Nicole: No, you're not.
Victoria: ok.
Zach: You're engaged? OK, where's your engagement ring?
Victoria: Obviously I'm trying to keep it a secret.
Zach: What's the point of keeping it a secret?
Victoria: Because I need to get on good terms with the guys here.

Nicole: Are you serious??
Victoria: Yes!!

Zach: No, she's not.
Victoria: Wait until finale.. hehehe.. you'll meet him.

Nicole: I wanna know if this is the truth, right now.

This is ongoing.. and obviously bs, but they have fun a lot of fun with it.

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12:30am
Kitchen
Hayden, Frankie, Zach, Victoria, Jacosta, Christine

Zach: But Victoria's secret, now that's a  big deal.
Frankie: Is it big? Victoria's Secret! Victoria's Secret.  You won Victoria's Secret.  That makes so much sense.
Zach: It's actually better than that.  It even more ridiculous.

Jacosta: What's the secret?
Victoria: There's no secret.
Zach: You've been playing it off so well.. That's something that's really hard to hide.
Frankie: You're not a girl.
Jocasta: She's already married with kids.
Zach: She had a sex change.

Zach: This is the juiciest secret..
Frankie: He's just trying to get out of his whole Amanda Zuckerman thing.
Hayden: Victoria, you can trust me.. I will only tell 14 people.
Zach: And just know, if it gets out, she told, not me..

Nicole: If I were you, I would just say it.
Zach: No, because it hurts her game.
Nicole: It doesn't hurt her game at all.

Frankie: Amanda just tweeted, I am absolutely not related to that ass.
ALL: hahaha

12:41am - After many guesses, including porn star, Victoria confesses her secret is not true.

Victoria to Nicole: If I tell you it's not true , will you stop trying to set me up with Zach?

12:43am
Cam 4
Caleb and Amber
HoH

Caleb's practicing his eviction show speech..

Caleb: Last night you were sayin' "I'm a beast, I'm a beast."
Amber: But I'm not putting it in my speech.
Caleb: I wouldn't either.  I would not get up on national television and make myself look like a cocky punk.  My competitive skills come in with my mouth.  At the end of the day, I'm really tryin' to read people, and figure out who I can really trust.

Then they move on to who they trust in the game.

Amber: mm hmm
Caleb: Frankie, he gets nauseous, and he throws stuff up that he shouldn't be doin'.  He needs to learn to calm down.  Derrick?  I trust him to the moon and back.
Amber: mm hmm
Caleb: Christine, I don't know. I feel like at any given moment, if someone offered her a dal to backdoor you or me, she'd do it.
Amber: Christine, I feel like, thinks that she'll get far with me n you, though. So she wont do that anytime soon.
Caleb: So for sure, us 5.  I don't completely trust the other ones.  They haven't showed me trust.  At the end of the day, we're gonna make it to jury.  And backdoorin' is gonna start happening once we do.
Amber: mm hmm
Caleb: If you get backdoored, you get backdoored, and you go sit in the jury house.  I just know I'm gonna sit in there and know that I gave 110%.  It feels good knowing you're the toughest guy in the house.  Like Jeff.. He didn't win anything, but look what he's doin' now. You don't have to win to do anything.  My thing is, I want America to know who I am..

Amber: My thing is, I want to be last 4..
Caleb: Why last 4? Now 2nd place?  That's a big deal.  3rd place, you lose, just like the 1st person who left.  That's my next goal: jury house.  Then my next one is to be on top. And it's literally beast mode time at that point.  The sucky thing is you can't win HoH back to back.
Amber:  So that just means, you need to win one week, I need to win one week, you need to win one week, I need to win one week.
Caleb:  Yes.  If you can turn beast mode on like that, yes.  That would be great.  And we would be known as the strongest couple in BB history.  All America knows that we are the closest people in this house.  I wouldn't hide anything from you.. I tell you anything.  At the end of the day, if it was you winning, me winning..
Amber: We;ll see who jury thinks is the best.
Caleb: We know who that's gonna be.
Amber: Oh Caleb.

Talk turns to this week.  Amber tells him he shouldn't have done it.  He says he had to..

Caleb: And now come Thursday, all America will see that the crazy country boy just pulled off somehtin' nuts.
Amber: Do you feel better?
Caleb: Yeah. 

12:52am
Camera 1
Frankie, Victoria, Christine, Jacosta, Nicole

Secrets, Giggles and Lies continue..

Victoria: So there's a possibility that he's waiting outside with a ring, and he's gonna come to finale..

Zach comes in..

Frankie: oooh! Now Zach doesn't know the secret.  ♫We know something you don't know..
Zach: If you don't tell me, I'm gonna relinquish your secret that you told me.

Frankie: We already know the secret.. And now we know a new secret.

Talk turn to sunglasses.. Christine and Nicole are shocked and appalled by how much Victoria paid for hers.  It's just completely outside of their life experience.

Victoria: I work really hard.  Why shouldn't I treat myself to nice things?
Christine: Different lifestyles.. That's what I'm saying.
Nicole: What would you do if they broke?

Victoria segways into pet hamsters.. Lots of cute stories... And a very painful one about an iron on her stomach at 1:14am..

1:20am
 And on to tales of conception and delivery.  Victoria's sister's baby was conceived at her house.  Christine's sister was delivered on her mother's bed..

Christine: I will not give birth in a hospital.
Zach: It's a business.  They're trying to get you in and get you out as fast as possible.
Christine: Yeah, I will never have a child in a hospital.. Unless it's an emergency..
**phew

Frankie: Oh! Will you rub my back for a second?

 1:21am
Checking upstairs.. Caleb and Amber are still talking up in HoH.  At the moment, he's telling her how he'll encourage her during the Endurance Comp they expect will be happening this Thursday.

Caleb: For now, we don't have anything to worry about.
Amber: You keep saying that but you can't know.
Caleb: We don't.

Amber: You need to start wearin' your hair down.

 1:22am
Cam 2
Fire Room
Stories, Family talk, Chill time..

1:24am
Cam 1 and 2
Backyard
Zach and Derrick

Zach: Oh, he's out dude.
Derrick: This is the easy part.  The hard part is being safe next week when I can't defend myself. That's the hard part.  See what happens.. Everything happens for a reason.

Zach: Right.
Derrick: Cody's puttin' the moves or talkin' something with Brittany right now..
Zach: I know!  Cody's the man.
Derrick: If I looked like him, I'd be doin' the same thing.  Tell me one person right now who would vote him out.
Zach:  Caleb.
Derrick: One guy.  And only because why?  Because Amber likes him.  And would Amber vote him out?
Zach: Probably not.
Derrick: Exactly.  He's sittin' pretty. 
Zach:  We're all sittin' pretty.
Derrick:  But if it's me n you against him?  The girls are sendin you and me packin'.  We don't have to worry about it yet.. Unless Donny gets us all out.
Zach: Donny's a beast. 
Derrick: He is. Who was the one who told you Victoria was questioning me?
Zach:  I think it was Frankie or Christine..
Derrick: I take what she says with a grain of salt, but..
Zach:  I would love to send her home.
Derrick:  She's not a threat at all.
Zach:  She's not even close to a threat.
Derrick: She's naive.  She doesn't even know we're in a game called Big Brother.
Zach: You think tomorrow you're doin' your blog?
Derrick: I don't know.. I hope so.
**yes.  Blog and Pics are on Tuesdays.

1:28am Cody comes out from the DR and plays pool with Derrick, the victor.. Then Christine comes outside as well..

Christine: Victoria's just talking in the bedroom.
Derrick: I would just shut the light off.
Christine: She doesn't stop.
Cody: Isn't there a shit ton of people in the room right now?
Christine: Just everyone who should be sleeping.

1:32am   Christine heads inside.  Cody begins to speak about what he was talking to Brittany about..

Cody: We were bs'ing a little bit.
Derrick: Yous two gotta have the weirdest relationship in the house.
Cody: Dude, It's outta control. I don't know what to think with her.  I called her out on it.
Derrick: If she doesn't win it, or if we don't win it, she's gonna get put on the block.   If it's anyone else but Donny and Jocasta.  They're the only 2 who wouldn't put her up.  Just by attrition, there's no one else.
Cody: I don't know, dude.  Once again, I'm sittin' there in the bed, and.. Amber comes over..
Derrick: Solid..
Cody: And Amber comes in and sits right next to me.. And Caleb comes in and starts pacing.. And then jets into DR.  Like, he wasn't called in.  It's kinda pissing me off, cause he's acting like a little bitch.  It's like, dude, she's not into you like that.
Derrick: Well, he's lucky he's on the block with Devin this week.

Cody: Did I tell you what he said to me and Frankie today..
Derrick: He said the same to me.
Cody: And the absolute truth of it is, if we even attempted to work with him, it would be an immediate target on our backs.  What Frankie said to him was good.  Frankie was like, "if you're gonna campaign, you're just gonna solidify the 12-0 vote, so just relax and enjoy the last days."
Derrick: Donny told him too.  He went to Donny and asked if he thought he could get 6 votes, and Donny told him no.
Cody: Donny came out and told us that.
Derrick: Yeah, Devin came to me and told me that too.. I was like, I'm not even a vote, bro.  He's like, yeah but you talk to the guys.  I said, you blew that up, bro, that doesn't even exist anymore.  The house is up in the air right now.

Cody: I feel like if I win HoH, I blow up my game..
Derrick: Somebody's gotta go up, and Brittany ain't puttin' up Donny and Jocasta.
Cody: 1/3 of the house is gonna go up on the block this week.  And with Devin out, who's the target?
Derrick: I think Victoria's gonna be next.  People are gonna put up who they think isn't good for their games.

Zach returns..

Zach: Donny's definitely not going after you.
Cody: I think if Donny wins HoH, he would go after Caleb and give us a chance to get him out.
Zach: That would be great.

Derrick: I don't think Donny has any intentions on winning HoH.
Cody: You think he's gonna toss it?
Zach: You think he's gonna toss it?!
Derrick: Of course he is.  He's already concerned with..  He said it to all of us.. He's like, "Oh man.. I hope I'm not comin' off as a competitor."

**It's like Derrick is giving Cody and Zach free lessons.. I feel like Zach is Luke Skywalker, Devin is Darth Vader and Derrick is either Obi Wan Kenobi or Yoda, but I can't decide which.

Time Check -- 1:39am

Donny: He's not gonna toss it. 
Derrick: Same way you didn't toss the first one.
Zach: I'm gonna toss it.
Cody: You're gonna toss it??  I mean, I know you think we're in a great spot, but like, I have no idea where the house is gonna be at once Devin's gone.  Like, no idea.

Cody: So that's my thing.. Someone like Donny would be good.  Someone like Jacosta..
Derrick: not for me.
Cody: I don't think she holds a grudge.
Derrick: Jacosta would put me up and she should put me up.  She has to put up 2 people.  Why get blood on her hands with both?  That's basics.
Cody: So who do you think wouldn't you up?  Nicole, Christine..
Derrick: Nicole, Christine, Yous two, Hayden, Caleb, Brittany I don't know about, Donny I don't know about..
Cody: I don't think Brittany would put you up.

Zach:  What were you talking to Brittany about?
Cody: We were talkin' about a lot of different shit.. Outside of the house.. then inside.. I was like, Honestly I'm pretty po'd about a lot of different stuff, because people are getting bashed by a lot of different stuff said by a liar.  I was like, Brit, you've been paranoid.. The fact that you said to Zach, I think Cody's mad at me?  I don't know what she's doing.
Zach: I don't think anyone should be worried about Brit at all.  What can she do?  She's got nothing.
Cody: I don't know what she's got going with Donny.
Zach; She's in an alliance called The Outsiders. She let it slip last night.
Cody: Whatever dude.
Zach: I knew they called themselves the outsiders weeks ago.. I swear.
Cody: How poor is your game if you link up with people called the outsiders..
Zach: She's smarter than Victoria..
Derrick: Brittany has the balls to put up all of us.  We legit saved her life in this game.
Cody: Devin told her that Zach and I went to him and said we don't want Brit to go home.  I was like, Honestly, I've been kinda irritated..
Derrick: Every time I see her, she's talkin' game to somebody..  She was in the Rock Room with Donny for an hour.
Cody: So you don't trust Donny?
Zach: I'll be honest with you.. I would flip on the Bomb Squad in a second.
Derrick: Bomb Squad doesn't exist.

Zach: We need to set up a plan of action.  First Item: Set up an alliance with Hayden.
Cody: But Hayden's already down with us.
Zach: We need to make it official though..  Seconds Plan of Action: Donny.. 
Cody: But we don't know where he is.
Derrick: We thought there was this big thing goin' on between Donny, Brittany and Jocasta, but that hasn't panned out.
Cody: Next week, they're not gonna have the numbers to get any of us out.
Zach: I just think that Caleb and Amber are not a good look for us.
Derrick: No one associates us with them.

Zach: (re Caleb) Cody, he hates you. (because of Amber)


This is ongoing and going and going..  If you'd like to watch the rest of this conversation on flashback, go to 1:46am on camera 1.


2:15am
Pool Table
Cam 1 and 2
Caleb, Zach

Caleb: I said, "maybe I'll keep you safe next week."  "Oh, Caleb, don't be overconfident."  "Amber, you're safe right now because of me.  You're not on the block right now because of me.  Simple as that."


2:16am
Cam 3 and 4
Kitchen
Cody and Amber

Amber: You definitely can teach him a thing or 2.  You have your cuddle buddy tonight.
Cody: Who's that?  Who's my cuddle buddy?
Amber: hehe

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2:30am
Cam 3
Christine, Amber, Caleb

Christine: That room is so horrible to sleep in.

Caleb: I'll switch spots.  You can sleep in the Ice Room.
Christine: hehehe
Caleb: It's just as bad.  Devin is worse than 4 people snoring together.  If I fall asleep before him, I'm fine.
Christine: That's what happened with me in there.  My mind was racing and they all fell asleep and started snoring, and I was like, Shoot! I'm supposed to fall asleep first.
Caleb: I wanna go home and write a country song.  If I had gotten to bring my guitar.. I could sit out here and play all.. night.. long.  That would be my stress reliever.

Amber: That demonstration from Frankie earlier tonight was hysterical.
Christine: Dental dams..



3:13am
HoH Room
Camera 1 and 2
Derrick and Cody

We join this conversation in progress..  To sum up, Derrick is not pleased with Zach, who after saying how much he wanted the next HoH all week, tonight declared he would be throwing this week's HoH competition, leaving Derrick, who will not be able to compete, swinging in the wind. 

Cody: I just wanna get me n you to the jury point, and then as far as we can, and if I f'in go.. 
Derrick: Dude, it's a fail if we don't get to the top 3.
Cody: Yeah
Derrick: We gotta get to the top 3. Once we get to the top 3, we're golden. It would probably be in my interest to take a weaker player.  I'm tellin' you to your face right now, I'm takin' you, and if I end up with the 50 grand, I'm gonna still look like a f'in stud.  

Derrick: If I take someone else, I'm gonna look like a straight scrub, kinda like Dan did in 14.  Time will tell if it works out.. I'll prove my worth.  If I win the (Final 3) HoH, and you're gonna say, F'k D, are you gonna stay true to your word?  You're gonna see what I'm about. Period.
Cody: I'm gonna do the same.

Derrick: And I'm gonna give the best f'in speech I can to get the money over you. I'm gonna say, listen, so you guys know, we were both in an alliance together, and now we're here together.. and this is why..
Cody: I'm playin' people in the house, but I'm not doing anything maliscious.  I'm doing things so you and I are at the end.

Derrick: That was really it.. The little Hayden, Donny thing.. It concerns me a little bit, because if Donny isn't including me..
Cody: Same thing with Brittany..  We're expendable.

Derrick: I came up here and took a shower, and I was like, this f'in 23 year old kid is gonna fk my game up.  I don't expect him to go in there and win the comp for me.  I don't think I'm in jeopardy at all.  But.. it's nice to know when someone says, dude, I'm gonna  crush the comp this week, they're tellin' the truth.. Or, just don't say anything at all.
Cody: You know, every comp I go into, I'm not gonna be tossin' competitions.
Derrick: As sad as it is, I know we wanna get him out, but if Caleb wins, we have a zero percent chance of goin' on the block.
Cody: mm hmm
Derrick: ZERO.  He's loyal to a fault.  He wont put us up.
Cody: That is my exact line about Caleb, but.. I also think he is so obsessed with Amber..
Derrick: He really doesn't think there's anything goin' on with you and her.  He came outside and said tonight that he had the best conversation with her.. The minute he mentions the possibility of one of us goin' home?  He's going up.  Even if he decided to make a move 3 weeks from now, he can'[t get you out.
Cody: The only way he could wold be to put me up next to you.
Derrick: I think he trusts me.  I'm his new Devin.  If you're concerned with him backdooring you, I need to be closer to him thatn anyone in the house.  I think he knows he has to play nice with you.. Victoria and Jacosta are the 2 he's putting up if he wins this week.  He's going for the floaters..  When he tells me he's coming for you, I'll tell you, and you'll have to win that comp.  I don't think any of us are goin' up this week, or for the next couple weeks.. but if I had to pick a name: Donny would be the one to put us up.
Cody: He scares me cuz I don't know where his head's at.

Cody: You know who I'd love to see win an HoH next to me?  F'in Victoria.
Derrick: We'd be so golden.  Do you see my argument between her and Brittany?  Victoria, I know I could control her vote.  100% she'd never put us up.  Now down the road, that's a vote for me, so we gotta get her outa here so it's even.  I get it. 
Cody: I could give a shit less about that.
Derrick: I'm just sayin', if it came down to that, I'd be like, dude, good faith, I'll put her up this week.  Just to prove to you it is what it is.  Right now,  I can say with 100% certainty that Victoria will vote the way we tell her to vote.  With Brittany?
Cody: With Brittany, unless it's Donny or Jocasta, I think Brittany would.

This is ongoing.. and while interesting, completely speculation.. If you'd like to continue with this conversation on flashback, go to 3:22am on Camera 1 or 2.

3:44am
Cam 1
Bathroom
Caleb and Amber

Caleb: You're 110 pounds soakin' wet.. You're gonna be fine either way.  I'll see you in there in a minute..

Amber heads into the Have Not Room, followed by Caleb..


3:45am
It's lights out throughout the house..  Skippy is amusing himself by focusing on random objects..

...and this concludes the Overnight Report.  Thank you for being a part of bbdish.  See you when BB wakes the HGs!

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