The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy PoV Saturday! It's do or die for Zach today, and Frankie, although he doesn't know it.. If you were out and about last night, make sure to check out Lessa's Adam and Eve Reveal for tons and tons of pics of Victoria and Caleb in their new costumes, as well as Victoria shaving Caleb's head..
While Frankie and Hayden are in the living room doing a very musical abs routine for the entertainment of all present on Camera 1, Derrick makes his plans for Frankie crystal clear to Cody on Camera 3.
Derrick and Cody
Derrick: Dude, it's a joke now. It's a f'in joke.
Cody: It is. Whaddawe gonna say, no?
Derrick: We don't wanna work with you and you're HoH..
Cody: We have no choice.
Derrick: And Frankie's tryin' to set us up.
Cody: Get the f*ck outa here..
Derrick: Guess what, Frankie? Boom! You got caught again.
Derrick: When it comes down to us four, guess what yous two? You're goin' home.
For those of you with the live feeds who'd like a quick flashback funny to start your day, check out Frankie as Ricky Martin on the genesis of "She Bangs" at 11:23pm on Camera 1..
It's capped off by a buzzing fly that Victoria thinks is a bee, which provides us the opportunity for a quick Hebrew lesson. Emalehhhhh! = Mommmyyyyy!!!
OK.. ☺Now let's dive in to the wee hours and see what we get..
Frankie and Derrick
Adam and Eve
Derrick: Frank, seein' that you are kinda the ahh steady HoH uhh..
Frankie: The HoH guest?
Derrick: Yeah.. Like, you get your room, you get your basket, you get your photos, you get Frank.
Derrick: Can I just start leaving my bag in there?
Frankie: Yeah, can I just permanently..
Derrick: You walk in, he's standing next to the basket of food, like this..
Frankie: I'm the HoH Butler.. Well, hello..
Caleb says goodnight.. hugs Frankie. Frankie kisses Caleb on both cheeks.. then Victoria,,
Frankie: Good work today.. both of you.. I'm so proud of you.
They leave and Frankie whispers to Derrick..
Frankie: Zach needs to stop talking so much shit to Nicole.
Derrick: You betta do some damage control.
Frankie: That's what I'm saying. The last thing he wants is for her objective as HoH to be to get rid of him.
Frankie: Because then..
Derrick: We have to wait and see what happens tomorrow..
Frankie: That's what I'm sayin..
Frankie walks away, then returns quickly.
Frankie: You, my friend, are the f'in man.
Derrick: You're the man too. Love you.
Frankie: Love you too.
Frankie leaves. Derrick glares at Frankie's departing form...
..and mouths something I can't make out, but it's far from I love you.
Hayden and Frankie
Frankie's sleeping in HoH with Nicole tonight, and he's already warming the bed..and having a conversation with Hayden that has to have Hayden
Hayden: A lot rides on the PoV tomorrow.
Hayden: A lot rides on the PoV.
Frankie: I know.. I just still want one more Kumbaya week.. I do.. and I think there's a possibility to have it.
Frankie: I'd just rather it be like that.
Hayden: That's for sure.
Hayden: ..and do things to my body.
Frankie: Oh my God.. I am so jellyous..
Hayden steps into the HoH bathroom.
Hayden: Oh it smells so good in here. ahhhh.. Nicole smells good. She makes this bathroom smell good.
Frankie: Wha-- Hayden, how do you? Go kiss her.. in the face.
Hayden: Dude, why would I do that?? One, she would never..
Frankie: You don't think?
Hayden: No, dude, she's so anti-PDA, and this is..
Hayden: ..like the most PDA you could possibly be.
Frankie: I don't know.. I feel like she's.. also kinda wants it, but..
Hayden: I mean, even if she does..
Frankie: I know..
Hayden: ..this is just not the place to do it.
Hayden: Like, if it really is that important, I'll wait until after the show.
Frankie: Right, of course.
Hayden: Like, obviously, it would be sick as f*ck..
Frankie:..be like, I could watch it on the tv.
Frankie: Which is even worse.
Hayden: yeah. No matter what.. even if it came down to her wanting it, she would never actually do it. Like, she has even said, I would never actually kiss someone on tv.
**In case you're coming in late, Hayden and Nicole have kissed, but none of the HGs know about it.. and it seems they want to keep it that way.
Hayden: Like, she's kissed 4 guys in her life. In her life.
Hayden: Like, she's not gonna kiss anyone on national tv.
Frankie: Wow.. that's so weird.
Hayden: Yeah, 4 guys. And she's 22 years old.
Frankie: I kissed that many in the past minute.. in my head.
Frankie: That's crazy, man.
Hayden: Yeah... everyone once in a while, I'm able to get away with pinching her butt.. Alright!
Hayden closes the HoH bathroom door..
Frankie: Bye, have fun, touch yourself..
Hayden: (British Accent) Touch yaself in the showa!
Frankie: Touch yaself, in ya bum!
Hayden gets undressed for his shower..
Hayden: (then very softly to himself, after 3 listens, I believe he says) ..game over at PoV tomorrow.. Done.
Outside in the HoH bed, Frankie watches the monitor and nervously tapping the remote..
Then he turns and speaks to us, or camera..
Frankie: Just chillin' in my usual spot.
cameras 3 and 4
Nicole comes in while Hayden's showering and although she definitely sees what we see, and even seems to consider saying something about it, she remains silent on the subject while repeatedly stealing glances.
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**Forgive the enormous font for the bbdish watermark. I had to ensure to not expose him here on the blog, because it's against the rules, and Hayden's modesty comes at a price of a 72 size font. Bully for him! If you'd like to see for yourself.. there's always flashback on the live feeds.
While you're on flashback, hop to 1:29am on camera 3 and 4 for more giggles as Hayden gets his twerk and his silly sexy on with Nicole..
Derrick and Hayden are talking about how clear it is to them that Christine is throwing every competition.
Derrick: She doesn't wanna put anybody up. She was asking me, "who do you want me to put up if I win HoH tomorrow," and in my head I'm thinking, "I'm not even gonna say, cuz.. "
Derrick: ...you have no intention on winning. None.
Hayden: She's trying to win not one competition. Not one.
Derrick: That's not good for us. At least Nicole will go out there and do what she has to do.
Derrick tells Hayden about the "Quad Squad" alliance meeting that Hayden wasn't able to discreetly get to..
Derrick: We were runnin' scenarios, and obviously the worst scenario is if Frankie wins PoV and takes Zach off, but I don't think he would. Cuz he's kinda talked shit about Zach too.. But if he did..
Hayden: I was upstairs with Frankie, and he said, hopefully if anyone wins PoV, it's "one of them."
Hayden: That is true, but if it's one of them, that's not good for Frankie.
Derrick: No. Exactly.
Hayden: But he doesn't know that.. So.. It's good that he thinks that's best case scenario.
After clarifying the finer points of how PoV safety works, Derrick hears someone coming, so he springs to the sink and washes his hands, to create the impression they haven't been sitting there gaming..
Hayden: What up, Zach?
Zach: Is no one in the bathroom? I have a great idea.. I just wanna say it before I go to sleep so I don't forget it..
Hayden confirms it's just the 3 of them.. Zach has a poem he'd like to say for his speech, and he tells Derrick and Hayden he's thinking about throwing the PoV just so he has the chance to say it.
Zach: Jury voters, I've written a poem, and I'd like to share it with you all...
Here's Zach's poem:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Nicole is my target.
I'm coming for you.
I love all of you so much,
and I am so grateful,
Maybe I'll even change my ways,
and not be so hateful.
You all made it to jury.
You're on the right track.
Fans at home, please hashtag #ZachAttack.
This Ceremony is important,Hayden and Derrick laugh and tell him how great it is.
If you make the wrong choice,
It may cost ya,
So when you go into that Diary Room,
Please Vote to evict Jacosta
Zach: It's dirty, right??
Hayden: You are going to have the most airtime out of everyone. By far.
Zach: How epic is that poem?!
Hayden/Derrick: It's great.
Derrick: What are you gonna do if you're not on the block?
Zach: At this point, I might just throw the Veto just to say it.
Derrick: You're not joking.
Zach: I'm not.
Derrick: That's the sad thing.
Zach runs through it a few times before he leaves..
Derrick: He's gonna throw it.
Hayden: (laughing) Ya know, do what you want.
Hayden and Derrick agree Zach'll probably win it, and that there's no way on earth Jocasta will.
Zach: Do you think if Donny wins, he'll use it on her?
Derrick: I don't.
Hayden: I don't think so.
Zach: If that's the case, then I'm staying for sure.
Derrick: Yeah, I know. I don't think he will.
Hayden: I don't think he would.
Zach: I think he would rather me stay.
Hayden: He loves you.
Derrick: He's not gonna use it, because it would really just completely put a target on him.
Hayden: It could jeopardize his game.
Zach: God, I hope I'm on the block on Thursday.
Derrick: I'll win the Veto, and you'll be like, "Don't use it on me. Don't you dare!"
1:46am -- Zach leaves the bathroom, and as soon as he's out of range..
Derrick: (whispers) Yeah, throw it tomorrow, buddy.. You think he's gonna throw it?
Hayden: If he throws it, he's going home.
Derrick: I know. It's not honorable.. It sucks for us, because he would never vote you or me out.
Hayden: Exactly. But.. it weakens Frankie.
Derrick: Yes.. yes yes..
Zach, Derrick and Hayden
Derrick: ok, g'night guys.. Get that PoV tomorrow. Don't be thinkin' about your f'in speech.
Zach: No, I know.. I gotta win. I gotta win.
Derrick leaves. Talk turns to the type of comp it might be. Zach would love counting, but there's so much drilling, he doesn't think it's that.
Zach: Who would she put up?
Hayden: I have no idea.
Zach: Not you, not Christine, Not Cody.. It'll either be Derrick.. Donny.. That's it, right?
**awwww.. how sweet that his brain can't even process that Frankie's in peril.
Hayden: I have no idea. I'm guessing that she doesn't want to put up someone.
Zach: I know..
Hayden: But obviously, you've gotta try to take yourself off..
Hayden: For your own good. I mean, either way, if you're up there, I wouldn't worry about it too much, but..
Zach: I shouldn't be worried at all..
Hayden: But still.
Zach: Yeah, I know, right?
Hayden: I mean, if you wanna throw it, f'in throw it.
Zach: No.. I'm not gonna throw it. I'm gonna win it. It's my only choice. My back's against the wall. I don't wanna be sitting in one of those orange chairs on Thursday.
They get up to tend to dental hygiene..
Zach: Dude, next week, it's gonna get f'in real..
Zach: I'm a little nervous, bro. You don't know who to..
Hayden: Oh, absolutely..
Zach: F'in A.. and a double evict too? That means there'll only be 9 people left.
**If Zankie goes out in a 1, 2 punch this Thursday, like sooooo many BB showmances before them, I fear a revolt..
Hayden: It already feels hella empty.
Zach: It does.
While Hayden uses the restroom, Zach silently practices his eviction night speech in the mirror..
And this, dear dishers, concludes the Overnight Report....