Jacuzzi Time
2 bottles of wine, minimal food, maximum paranoia... what a recipe! Catch all the excitement on the feeds tonight.
8:48pm BBT
Outside
Keesha, April, Libra, Ollie, Memphis, Dan & Renny
Conversation: Sex. Where they like it, how they like, and many descriptions.
Libra: On the beach, in the dark, when no one is around.
Keesha is asking everyone where is the craziest place they've ever done it.
Dan: My sex life is out of the question.
April: At a wedding in the men's bathroom.
Dan: but was it in a church?
April: No, a hall.
Dan: Good!
Renny: On a pool table.
9:20pm BBT
This conversation is still going on, and it's getting funnier by the moment. Spark up the feeds.
posted by ReporterX @ 8:48 PM
84 Comments:
my oh my im saying 930 bbt or so when all this just turns to sh*t
theres a lot of class in this house and fortunetly for us none of its hi
strangest place they had sex? I bet we could come up with better places than them?
Evening everyone :)
There is nothing better than a fight that is a slurry from booze. They already have minimal logic skills, can you imagine impaired?
I say Jessie starts another blow-out after his whisperextravaganza with Manchelle.
YAY this is my first night of Afterdark in a week!!! This is making the bummer part of coming back from vaca much better!
Love the jacuzzi convos!!!
Kind of feel badly for Ollie. He really felt April was perfect and he had her on a high pedestal and now he seeing the real April and not liking her much.
I see April and Ollie turning againest each other very soon, I think April will jump ship turning on Ollie first, where he will be more loyal.
April is totally playing ollie, and i hope he is playing her too but i think he thought his feelings were genunie.
If she came at me the way she went at Ollie, i would of told her to shove it.
ok gaytor you may be in luck i think dan maybe into older men! get your best george clooney outfit together hunny!
now dont go off half crocked (LOL) im not syaing u r old just older than him :)
Poor Ollie. His mind is going a thousand miles a second. So obvious. But, hey... I'm sober. *giggles* Have Dan and Memphis been indulging? Of course Ollie isn't.
Glad to see Dan remembers he has a bunch of school kids watching him :) But details would have been good...inquiring minds want to know....right Gaytor?????
Why am I not surprised by April's answer to Keesha's question of the craziest place they have had sex. I think if I wee April my anser would have been the BB house on NATIONAL TV. :)
Ilissa, from previous section, I don't mind saying, if Carolyn doesn't mind giving me free advertisement. ;)
I perform regularly at Starlight By the Park and at JonPaul's... then anyplace anyone will let me. Anyone coming to New Orleans, pop in and see if I'm doing a show that night.
BBAD is good. SHO2 is on the jacuzzi so my feeds are on Messie. Those two are both playing that broken record of 'poor pitiful me, I don't deserve this."
Now they are plotting how to get Jessie off the block. They really are delusional.
Poor Michelle has never had anything in her life, she never wins anything, she's always ... blah blah blah. All Jessie can say is ... " me 2"... not sure if that is empathy or his age.
BBAD switched... guess it's time for me to trade feeds too.
:o)
Noni in NJ said...
strangest place they had sex? I bet we could come up with better places than them?
I'd like to start a game of that and we could all play, but I don't think Carolyn could publish many of my 'places.' :p~
:o)
Anon, I so agree with you about April and Ollie.
Michelle is going outside now, maybe the fun is just
about to begin. Hope she start something. She is a pistol.
Hey Everyone :)
I'm heading to sleep so I can wake up early and do the overnight and take my mom out to brunch before the HGs wake up...
ReporterX will be here minding the creatures and publishing comments. :)
Nite Charlie, Nite Noni, Nite Genie,
Nite Val, Nite Sam, Nite Julie, Nite J, and... Good night, GayTor (i am not a wuss!) :P
There are gonna be fireworks tonight. BB gave the alcohol on purpose to get it going again tonight. Cracks me up some hardly ate. Bet we can all answer that ?? about strangest place to have sex for Ollie & April. Answer: In front of millions of viewers & on tape on You Tube for all the world to see forever! I still can't get over they think they are being private or else they really just do not care!!! I think April is gonna bail on Ollie real soon. She needs a new topic (person) to talk ugly about.
good nite carolyn id anyone deserves a nice brunch with mom its u, rest assured we r in good hands with our favorite insomniac ;)
Good for you Carolyn....sweet dreams love xoxoxo
Nite Carolyn! Sweet dreams :)
Thank you ReporterX for hanging in with the rest of us owls :)
So, where is Jerry?
Hi everyone!! Hugs and Kissies!
Good night sweet Carolyn. (You are too. barely after midnight your time. :p~ )
Heya X. Which creatures is C talking about? Us or the HGs? I wonder sometimes.
Charlie, I'll take Dan. He's a poor teacher. He's not used to having much. I'd do Memphis but I could never afford to keep him. Guess I'll give you him. And re: George Clooney... When my hair goes to it's natural color, which it rarely does, we do have the same hair. I still think we should divide them up and Ryan can have Jerry. Anyone else wanna call for Jessie or Ollie?
Did anyone catch Libra's face when Manchelle walked out wearing her dog? (It is Libra's isn't is?) Ohhhhhh GURL! If looks could kill.
I predict we are in for a big... long ......... (oh... my mind drifted....) night.
:o)
P.S. Would someone please give Renny a can of hair spray and tell her how the pageant girls hold down their swimsuits with it? That was a sight I did NOT need to see.
:o) again
Renny is mean.Her impersonations were funny the first time but her impersonation of Jerry is spiteful. I'm really sick of the house sport of ridiculing and ignoring Jerry, who is somewhere alone in the house. It's sad.
Hi X glad to have you here with us. Did you see you got into my ballad in the pov results?
These hgs are really playing nice now. Think they'll get wound up again?
They're talking about how funny they think last night was. They should see it the way we do!
Carolyn, OK, you aren't a total wuss. Since it's for brunch with your mom you may be excused for the night. I said last week how I feel about that. Have a wonderful time.
;)
:o)
Goodnight Carolyn!
Good [evening?] Reporterx!
I agree with Genie. They Jerry stuff is painful to watch. Poor guy.
Good night Carolyn.
Nice to see you ReporterX....we'll all have fun hanging out tonight!!
Good evening X....I have a feeling we are in for a very long night. I hope so anyway! The freaks come out at night.....ha ha ha
Genie, I agree about their treatment of Jerry 101%. He may not be perfect but he's there and all they can do is find fault with him. I guess he goes to bed early now because his hearing is damn good, and I'm sure he has heard most everything said about him. They should all be ashamed.
I hope if they make it to his age, they remember the summer when they treated "The Colonel" like a piece of ****! .. Every time their grandchildren talk **** to them, they need to replay this summer in their by-then feeble minds.
:o)
Strangest place they've had sex? Very surprised at April's answer.
I would have thought she would say ON NATIONAL TV!!!
Sorry j ... commented before I read the other comments!
J said...
... The freaks come out at night.....ha ha ha
I resemble that remark. :p~ (Actually I really do.)
This blog is about me isn't it?
:o)
I agree with you too Genie.
It's no wonder he loses his patience with those people. He tries to be nice, he's made fun of, his temper gets going, he gets screamed at. He just leaves everyone alone and they ridicule him.
It's sad. If my grandpa saw me treating someone like that, I'd be toast! Literally my ass would be grass.
Nite Carolyn.
Hi Reporter X.
xoxoxoxo to both of u!
Exactly Gaytor, thught I doubt any of them would be nearly as active as Jerry at his age.
Renny should be careful. What is funny and delightful one day is going to be annoying and "disrespectful" another day.
I think she better return to plan B and go back to zipping it. Instead of stooping to the "youngins" level and try to be their jester to get some laughs and attention, she should be acting with the maturity her age is SUPPOSED to have.
Gaytor u make me laugh so much. I love your humor. The remark about Renny is so true she needs the hairspray.
I also agree about the way they treat Jerry. I know they would not treat their grandfather this way or the other HGs family members. There is no Need for that.
RepX thank for being with us tonight. I enjoyed talking to you the nite of the POV.....oh that was last night; seems like ages ago.
I hope they start something big soon. I love it. -Lou
Memphis is doing a great job of hanging out with the large group while Jessie and Michelle separate themselves. Good strategy for him.
Where is Jerry?
ric
I'm just sitting here listening to the HG's and reading everyone's comments..
Gives me something to do when I can't sleep. I really enjoy it.
Thanks everyone :-)
April, where is the craziest place you ever had sex? "The BB House, under the covers, in front of millions!"
Lee
Sorry about dropping off after they came back from the POV..
was work time LOL (helping Carolyn)..then it was bedtime and I forgot to say goodbye..
Gotta respect Dan. As a fellow teacher, he's doing great! You have to think of the children!
Lee
Standing in the kitchen, in his glasses, baby blue shorts, sweater, and socks and sneakers, Jerry really looks more grandpa like and less old marine like.
no problem X, I know it's a hard job especially with the videos and transcribing everything. I still u ya.
-Lou
Now genie, Renny and I are the same age... damn... just thought about it. My birthday was in April, am I older? Is she now 53 or 54? I'm not about to go look.
Loved Renny's craziest sex place. A pool table? Hell GF! This is New Orleans! We've all done it on a pool table.
Now I am zipping my lips on that subject. :-X I'm not about to give everyone in this conversation ammunition to use against me. Besides, believe it or not, I blush easily.
Yay for insomnia X. I have it too. Well not YAY, but good to have you here with us since Carolyn is a wuss. ;)
Now Danny wants the computer. No idea why he's up so late... He's worse than Carolyn usually.
I'll be back as soon as I can kick him out of the chair.
:o)
sorry I left a word out. I still love ya RepX. Thank for everything. -Lou
Thanks Lou. Anytime I can even make someone smile, I have done what I set out to do.
We have a lot of class clowns here, and I love playing with every one of them. And even the serious ones.
:o)
Anon@9:57
I agree about Dan. He is obviously a very good teacher. He is patient and tolerant and the only respectful one in the house, ironically since he has never gone around crowing about respect.
He listens to Jerry and I have never heard him say one mean thing about anyone in the house.
He keeps his nose clean and stays out of trouble. He is truly a great role model for his students. TOo bad his HGs don't follow his example. He is the only left in the house that I truly like.
Gaytor hun, the ONLY thing you have in common with Renny is the number of years on this planet. You are genuinely funny, and you are not spiteful like she is. :)
Your humour can be wry and acidic but I have never seen you target someone with the intent of cutting them down. In essence you rocketh my friend. :)
Do I possibly feel a little tension mounting?
Gaytor....you crack me up. I think were are all a bit freaky...we are all sitting here together on a at 1am on a Saturday night...Love your comments. xoxo
I can't believe Michelle talking about Memphis trying to say his A@# in the house; especially when Jessie and Michelle did the same thing with Ollie and April.
She is so bitter about the POV and the prizes. Sorry, the game is not equal for everyone. -Lou
I agree about Dan being nice to Jerry. He gives him time & everyone else just runs away from him. They should all be ashamed at how they treat him. I think all the teasing someone is going to get their feelings hurt & on to the yelling again! It's funny how the men are so quiet about the sex talk & the women just tell it all.
Charge! LOL
Another thing: Poor guy is on slop tpp while the rest of them eat and drink and make merry. If Memphis were a half decent man, he would give Jerry the slop pass, just to be human, not to gain a vote.
ok. am I the only one left commenting? :) helloooooo!
What does Jerry say in the bedroom??
Jerry: Charge!
see Dishcaps
Gaytor....which day in April?? Mine is in April too!!
Charge!
April doesn't like talking about sex in the house. "Awkward" I wonder how awkward she is going to feel when she sees her youtube videos having sex in the house.
I really would enjoy it if the hgs could have a comp.with questions unrelated to the house.Maybe
like the HOH that Nat won last year with questions on politics, geography, current affairs, and the such. Kind of like Leno's Jaywalking.It would be fun to see how little some of them know. Or maybe to identify a photo held up of certain famous people(not entertainment)After all most are college grads!
Did April and Ollie just deny having had sex in the house when Renny asked? Liar liar pants on fire!
Genie, they all ate in front of the other HG when they were on slop. Jerry is no exception. And Memphis will not be nice...there is no love lost between those two.
Heaven help them all tho when he gets slop brain and totally loses his mind.
Renny could be nice and offer to cook up something palatable like she did when they were all on it.
hey genie im with u
April is "freefallin" with no parachute!
And then a little Ollie arrives to boot.
Gaytor we love your comments hon!!
If Michelle checks out her butt one more time, and mentions her camel-toe I think I will scream. Jessie and Michelle isolating themselves from the rest of the HG's only shows how imature they are. Sulking 101 in the Spa room folks. Jessie needs to go. Maybe Michelle will stir up something good when he is gone. hehe. Not doubt she and Libra will go head to head.
Renny has the best sense of humor in the whole house. I think April is a little bi-polar. You never know if the personality you are watching will be the same when she exits room and re-enters.
I'm beginning to like Memphis, a lot. He is much better to watch since Angie is gone. Jerry, bless his heart, is getting on my last nerve.
Julieb - Yes that's true, but it's different when only one person in the house is on slop. He is 75 years old. Some compassion would have been nice. Renny is too spiteful and she has a hate- on for the Colonel, because she doesn't want to be associated with his age group but with the younger ones.
Gaytor?? where are you??
Genie I don't think any of them are capable of compassion. But I totally hear you. And agree.
Gaytor's Danny is on the computer, he said he'd be back.
I am so done with April & all her complaining about how tough it was for her being HOH & what she had to do in 48 hours. I found myself yelling at the T.V. haha!!! I honestly think Ollie & April are not aware the cameras see ALL every single minute!!!!
Jessie is such a doofus! April comes in the spa room in her apron get up and rubs his chest leans over him with her boobs bursting and all he can think to say is can I come up to talk to you and Ollie later.
What normal guy would respond like that?
noni - Didn't we decide Jessie isn't normal? haha
It just occured to me. I think April and Keesha would make a killing doing voice-overs for the Chimpumnks' girlfriends.
Libra just asked if anyone in the house has had sex and no one said anything. i can not believe that no one knows that April and ollie have had sex about a dozen times!
~Alex
Look at me. Look at me. I haven't eaten all day. I was dealing to this letter. Poor me. Look at me. Look at me. Poor me. Here we go. The Jessie tirade begins.
Jerry knows they had sex.
People are probably minding their words a bit based on last nights freak attack.
Jessie pleading his case now to April. OMG get that man some duct tape.
Doesn't Jerry have the POV. April only is HOH. If they hear about all of Jessie rant with April and they will; she can't keep her mouth shut --Jessie is going home-- what is his problem. I just can't stand him any more. Jessie is not doing what Memphis is doing? What is the h@ll is he doing now? -Lou
LMFAO@ "The little kids that are looking up to me." Dude ain't nobody looking up to you, you delusional little pinhead.
I hope they vote him put no matter what April wants.
I am now yelling at the feeds also. Jessie says it is his and Michelle's time to get HOH. He can save her. You have to win it first. Not doing so well lately is he?
He's going to make me go mental!!
I'm off ladies and gents. I have a crazy day tomorrow.
My son is off to camp, I get to see Spamalot in the afternoon. Lots of running around.
See you in the morning :)
nite everyone....I'm off too..
sorry :-(
Ok. I believe in signs. On one set of feeds we have Aprollie smacking lips, and on the other Jessie waggig his tongue. That means, it's time for me to head to bed!
Night ReporterX and thanks again!
Good night diehard BB fans and awesome posters!
I cannot believe the things that Jessie says. He is such a creepy person. Saying I don't say anything bad about anyone. All he & Michelle do is make up names & talk bad about every single person in the house. He acts like he is so innocent & he believes what he is saying. HE HAS GOT TO GO!!!!
Good nite, all. I can't take anymore of this tonight. My nerves are getting rattled. LOL! Jessie's whispering is even bugging me!
I'm back but our hostess with the mostest has wandered off so it won't get published until in the morning.
Thank you all for the kind comments about my sense of humor. I know I have a strange one and I'm always happy when people understand my tongue in cheek comments.
UGH! Finally sent Danny and Oscar off to bed so I could get the chair back. I couldn't take BBAD only anymore. I had to get back to the feeds. I couldn't tell if I was watching BBAD, the Playboy Channel, or Cine-anti-climax with all the tongue action and butt grabbing going on with April and Ollie.
Jessie was even worse with his incessant begging to April before that. I really want to write to him and explain the difference between deviant and devious.
Jessie: I don't have a deviant bone in my body.
Actually I can believe that. If he truly is on roids, he couldn't get a boner if he tried. :-O
Well g'night everyone. Sorry I missed last call. I'm sitting here hoping they get more beer and wine when BBAD goes off in 9 minutes. They are WORKED UP!
Loved it that when the question was asked if anyone has had sex in the house, the camera went directly to April's eyes. That blank stare made me giggle. She's a good liar, or good at staying silent. I'll give her that much. But didn't they wake up Jerry one night? I wish he had busted them on that.
:o)
oh, Julie, the day is the 23rd. Cusp of Aries and Taurus. No wonder I'm a mess.
:o)
seriously, if they keep Jessie one more week I don't think I could bare it. Why are they talking about keeping him and I really hope Keesha and Libra still vote on their own. I cannot stant Jessie and his "bring me my dinner and watch me pray, then sit here and watch me breathe heavy while I eat" mentality!
Now can someone please tell me, does April really believe him or is she just humoring him?
I have to agree with a few of the comments here. When it comes to a 75 year old man I really don't think any of this is funny. I wish these houseguests would treat im with a little more respect. However, I feel Renny is just trying to liten the mood with her impersonations and I dont think they are meant to be harmful. The hardest part for me to watch is seeing Jerry alone and allienated. It's very sad and I don't think the BB should cast like this again.
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