Late Afternoon in the BB10 House
5:10pm BBT
HOH Landing
Ollie & April
April and Ollie are discussing his stand on a "Girl's Night Out". Ollie says he wouldn't have a problem with her having a "Girl's Night Out".
They take the conversation outside..Memphis, Dan, Michelle, Renny & Keesha are having dinner..
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Outside
Ollie & April
April: Get in the pool with me Ollie.
They decide they will get in the hot tub later..
April says she has accepted that she's going home. Ollie tells her she shouldn't accept it. She also says she isn't hiding her feelings for him around the others anymore.
April: I say F You, F You, F You, I'm not hiding how I feel about him..
They move on to discuss what they want to do outside the house. Dates, movies, and dinner. Ollie says he doesn't want her to ever wear an outfit that she has worn out with another guy while out with him.
Ollie: I want to go to a football game with you, I want to text message you, I want do little surprises for you I can't do in here.
Ollie tells her over and over that her heart is huge. She has a big heart. Etc..
Ollie doesn't think they will be recognized out on the street after leaving the house. Ollie thinks less than 50% of America even know what Big Brother is. April reminds him they are on a prime time tv show 3 nights a week.
April: That doesn't make us celebrities but we will be recognized. Especially if we are together.
April asks Ollie about his past girlfriends..
5:33pm BBT FISHIES briefly..
Ollie reminds April he doesn't have any power in the house and that he's won nothing.
Something plops on Ollie from above..
April: What was that? Did a bird poop on you?
Ollie: That's not bird poop..
April: Maybe they are working on something up there..
Ollie: UGH, it's bird poop!!
Ollie gets up and jumps around.
Keesha comes out..She goes to the hammock..
April: She's really bow legged..I never noticed before..
Ollie under his breath: What do I care..
April: What?
Ollie: I didn't hear you..
April: I said she's bow legged.
Keesha rocks in the Hammock a bit then goes in..
5:50pm BBT
Kitchen
Renny, Memphis, Michelle
Renny, Memphis, and Michelle are washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen..
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Hippie Room
Keesha & Dan
Keesha: I'm going crazy in this house!
Dan: Let's talk about your day.
Keesha calls Dan a brat..Dan teases her about her day. Laying out..etc..
5:53pm BBT
Outside
April & Ollie
April: Omg, if I leave, I hope America's smart enough to bring me back. I'm strong, I'm competitive.
April: I dare those f'ers to send me to the jury house. Me n Libra? The 2 most powerful women in the house? Together? We'll roll this house, and I will throw them so far under the bus to her.
Ollie: It's like you deserve a second chance..
April: I'm getting pissed..Don't let me get pissed..Can you see it on my face?
Ollie: Ok, Let's change the subject..
April: I just don't understand what I did to these people??
April asks Ollie for his opinion on what she has done to any of them..
Ollie: I don't know..I just don't know..
April: I think I'm sweet..
Ollie: You are..
April: I believe 100% what Libra said. That Keesha is jealous of me..
Ollie: I agree. I don't doubt it.
Ollie says Keesha has no sense. He says Keesha wants the world to revolve around her. That she wants attention.
April says Keesha is the one trying to push her out of the house.
Ollie is wondering about a twist that could keep April in the house.
6:06pm FISHIES
6:10pm BBT
Outside
April & Ollie
April: Say Jerry does offer then money and they come to me and ask me to match it and I do, then I have next week to go through it again with no money.
They discuss if Dan & Jerry have a deal would Dan tell them about it..
April thinks Jerry sat up until 1am last night because they made a deal. Ollie says Michelle thinks April made a money deal.
April: The thing that pisses me off is I didn't offer him any money.
April: I should have just taken that $10,000 and just said F- you..
Ollie: If there is a prize in the next ones. I'm taking the money..
Ollie says when April leaves, he is playing the game reckless and balls out.
Ollie: It might send me out the door behind ya but we'll see..
Meanwhile, in the Hippie Room, Memphis, Dan, Keesha and Renny are having a laugh about past relationship foibles.
6:18pm BBT FISHIES briefly..
April: It's funny I think all the normal people are going out first..
Ollie: If it were down to Michelle or Keesha who do you take to the final two?
April: I'd take Keesha.
April then changes her mind..They both feel Memphis would be the one to take to final two.
posted by ReporterX @ 5:09 PM
92 Comments:
I can't imagine April possibly being more of a bitch than she has been so far this season :o
Sorry, Andrea, I can't leave ReporterX and Carolyn alone. We gay guys like our *hot girls*.
Actually, I have a former friend who said gay guys always hang out with *hot girls* because they always attract *hot guys*.
That's not true. Gay guys like to hang out with ALL women because we want to borrow thier make-up and push-up bras!!!!
I hope that if April has a girls not out that she isn't the driver!
brb - gotta go move my car before a tree falls on it.
Bring it on April...My inner bitch is a mean little f***er and will kick your inner bitches a** any day!!
I can't wait! The feeds have been very boring...ZZZZZZZ
its really kinda pathetic watchin april and ollie trying to craft a relationship around an erection
BlueX, the last time I went to a gay bar with my big brother, the guys grabbed my bootie and boobies all night;)I didn't mind...I guess I'm now apart of the "nasty" girls club as April would probably say:)
I am so glad I found this blog, you guys keep me informed while I'm at work and crack me up all at the same time.
Thanks
Carolyn...don't forget to duck and cover:)be careful!!
Never fear, Sweet Carolyn. If a tree gets your car, we will all take up a collection and buy you a new one, and a boat, and a private jet......and a rocket to the moon,......whatever you want, Darling!!!!:)
Is Ollie really this stupid? What do they say about thinking with the small...?
Holy crapolla Carolyn....THAT doesn't sound so good!!
April's gonna bring out the inner bitch. YIKES, I thought we've been seeing that since the get go!!
And this when we get out discussion between A/O...UGH! Makes me want to gag.
I can't wait to see April let her hair down tonight. She's going to scre Ollies game too. She says she's been exactly herself in the house, boy do I pity her family. Ollie has got to be seeing through her now and just be blowing smoke up her butt, he can't be in love.
She can't wait to be naked in front of him, looking at her naked may turn him into stone.
Thought, maybe his father kept him locked in a closet and just let him out.
He's either: 1. Blind, deaf,and
horny
2. Dumb and horny
3. A con man and
horny
4. All of the above
A/O conversation:
Does everyone have their barf bag sitting by their sides?
Wow - Noni you are just so full of poetry! Love it and thanks again for another good one.
Carolyn - take care!
April - get a clue! I can't believe it, her attitude and personality is making her look older - I saw a pic here of her and she looks older than 30/31, more like almost 40.
April will only be noticed if she is with Ollie??? She is feeling sorry for herself, getting more attention from Ollie. She keeps fishing with him.
Also, April - I live in Arizona, please don't speak for all of us.
Boy Ollie has sure come a long ways--from not having a girlfriend to moving to AZ. Course Ollie is the type of guy that April would have because she wears the pants in the relationship. See how long this last.
Carolyn, be careful! A car can be repaired, you however are irreplaceable!!!
This is sort of a re-post, since I wanted to make sure "everyone" got to read this one -
To ALL the fabulous Dish Chicks, Noni the Poet, and the wonderful, funny, zany posters as well, I just wanted to say thank you so much!
I recently tore both Achilles tendons (ouch!) and am stuck in the house, unable to move about much at all, and all of ya'll have made it so much better!!!
So thanks again, Dish Chicks, for your awesome reporting! And Noni for her prose, and each of you for your comments. I am officially a Dish Chick Addict!
I think April is confusing her "big heart" that we hear so much about with her "big boobs."
bluex1969, hehe, wasn't asking you to leave carolyn and reporterx alone. Just wanted you to sneak up on the control room and scare the fishy lady and then run back to carolyn and reporterx. oh no the damn fishies are back.
My brother is gay but he better not touch my bras.
I think April and Jesse's ego would of been perfect togather.
Genie dear your rhyme's so kind,
I never thought that I would find,
A group of friends I hold so dear. As all of those that I met here.
Your rhyme is cute and oh so clever,
A poem for me oh no not ever,
Has anyone written just for me,
I'm all choked up you can see. :-D
I just visited the Cvenus BB chops site/link, and the one of a shirtless Memphis in Wings....
Drrroooooooolllll!!!!
LOL!
Did they just have shift change with the producers @ the BB house? Just noticed fishies a lot (all of a sudden) and wondered if SHE had come on duty.
Sure hope not. We don't want to miss any of April's "inner" personality.
Ariadne :) Thank you!!! Heal fast and well!
Blue - Shhh... I'm saving that for tomorrow morning.
When O/A just looked up at the plane going over and he pointed, made me think.
How funny would it have been if there had been a banner behind that plane saying
RUN OLLIE, RUN!!!!
What does April do for a living again?
Also, how can anyone that has watched BB (as Jerry has said he has) not heard the commercials during the show and at the end with Julie Chen saying that thing she says about the live feeds 24/7 ??
What is April talking about?
And Ollie...shame shame...
*sigh*
I'm really beginning to think Ollie is just as nasty as April is, just that no one is on to him yet. Remember he called Libra a ho' and something else (skalla-something?) and now he has taking on April's attitude about how everyone is a drunk, ho', stupid...
And I guess I'm done too because I'm 42.
sniff sniff
Noni - huggies :)
Carolyn.. so sorry that must be very scary. Hold on tight.
Agree.... Bluex1969, some of my best guy friends in college were gay and they all wanted to borrow something or play dress up. lol I loved it!
Back to the game.........April, amazing she thinks America loves her... well I believe she may be the most disliked of all houseguests
on Big Brother. At least in my opinion.
April even makes Jesse not look so bad this season. (But he runs a close 2nd..) lol
Oh come on Renny, I just about spit up my dinner LOL...I still love her even though she scared me this week!
Does anyone else think the twist this season on the birds! They have them trained to poop on Ollie.
Guess it's good practice for his life with April.
Okay, Carolyn. I'm gonna comment like you know what on it, tomorrow, tho.!!!!hehe.
I wish my *fairy* godmother looked THAT good!!!hehehe.
LOL@ Noni!!
I vote number 4. All of the above!
Andrea, I will work my magic best I can on the *fishy* lady. Does she like gay guys? Is she a *fag* hag? I need more info on her if I'm going to *work* her.LOL
hahahaha LESLOO. Funny!
Uhhhh I wish that bird had better aim and got April.... THAT would have been hilarious!
Bird Poop!
Yikes! Egads!
Are you flippin' kidding me?
OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!
Ok- I'm crying and almost peeing in my pants!!! From laughing so hard!
How funny was that????!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!
My-o-my do you think that was America's sign to Ollie of things to come if he stays with Aprilla??
Oh- my cats, well they think Mommy is funny, but not-so-much right now!
I'm getting the "could you be quiet I'm trying to sleep" look...from all 3 of them.
Geez, I'm lucky they even let me sleep in my bed! heehee
Oh yes, we would definitely send you back in the house over everyone else just so you could f* with "them".
I think you have a lot better chance coming back if they left it up to the house than if they left it up to America.
Geeez, she just keeps getting stupider and stupider (is that a word?)
Can you say DELUSIONAL, April? She just said that America would totally bring her back if Ollie's still in the house so they can gang up and get the other side. She is so confident in her thoughts. Poor girl.
I'm calling Bull on April bringing out her "inner bitch"... she wont do it. It's impossible. Her inner bitch is already out there, she can't possibly top it.... I bet she'll think she is bringing it out, but to us it will look like the same OLD ugly April we've seen the whole time she is in the house.
Here'a the scene:
Ollie and Aprilla at a football game.
April's pointing to different players on the field.
In Ollie's mind he's thinking, cool she's gonna introduce me to some of these guys.
In Aprilla's mind....
I slept with him, and him, oh and him, and him, and OOH him & his wife...(ok that was naughty!)
LOL!!
nuff' said.
Diane,
April is in the car business. Yes, the car business. She is finance manager. You know what they say about car people, and she is their leader!
She is used to selling people crap.
See, this car is perfect! See, I'm perfect!
Sorry to offend any car people out there, just couldnt resist. My mothers husband is car service manager and I say the same about him. He can really sell it when he wants!!!!
Lee :) I haven't heard that one, but sounds like bs to me... ;)
Oooh Ollie, cop out.
She just asked you to be brutally honest about what she has done to these people to send her out and your answer is "just watch the episodes".
Close, but not good enough.
And not you're back pedalling. COP OUT!!!
Me, too, Carolyn. Didn't think it could be real.
I don't know who is more delusional, April and Ollie or Jessie and Michelle. The viewers and America hates you guys.
I can't stand to listen to April anymore. Once again like Jessie and Michelle, April and Ollie don't realize that the other houseguest caught you double dipping in the Alliance pool. That is why you are in the position you're in and nothing else.....Idiots!
Ollie has done nothing but let everyone else fight his battles and evict other people. He's contributed nothing to the game.
lol ollie is such a kiss-ass. LOL. Feeding April's ego.... I think she has a bigger ego than Jessie did!!
Genie, that was my trained supersonic bird. I sent him on a secret mission to poop on April but he missed. Sigh, oh well, suppose e can try again tomorrow. Thanks for the poem sweety.
Craig Fergusen has got to expose Aprollie this week. He's gotta get some mileage out of it. I will be so disappointed if she leaves without him letting the cat out of the bag.
I want to see her sitting in sequester seating it out wondering how much we sa.
Oh, Ollie!!!
He's trying so hard to work out game-play in his mind, and talk out where everyone else is right now. Unfortunately, he may never catch up to where everyone else is right now because he has stayed out of too much for too long. Maybe he has been talking this way all along and I've not noticed because he was never in the thick of things and dismissed him outright, but I highly doubt that.
You've wasted your time in the house, Ollie, and will very soon regret it. Barring a small miracle and he wins HoH this week, of course. But I don't think even that will garner him much yardage at this point in the game.
Diana, Football game, ROFLMAO!!!! OMG I just peed I laughed so hard, that was classic! And probably true!
I wish the jury house could see the tapes and see how people talk about one another. Jury house's roof would be coming off for sure
Carolyn and all other Floridians in Faye's way -- please stay safe. I'm sending good thoughts your way...take care.
As for Ollie -- I think 'heart' is code for 'boobs'. ;p
OK... New Activity ;)
What would your banner say?
Letter Limit is 25.
Thank you, Boomer :)
LOL okay, so I see my 'heart' = 'boobs' comment has already been said by others. what can I say? GMTA! LOL
Carolyn, I hope you are running for cover. I live in NY and we just got hammered w/ insane rain, hail. I can't imagine what you are going through. Be safe.....
OK, so I have always heard that it is good luck when a bird poops on you. I really hope that isn;t the case, and Ollie will have some luck and win HOH. God that would be the WORST case senerio. I hope Keesha wins HOh b/c I think she will put up Jerry & Ollie and fight to have Ollie evicted. He really the "floater" of the season. I really fear Michelle though, she could actually win this thing. They need to think about getting her out also. They all really need to think about things this week. it's critical at this stage of the game. Renny was a little weird this week. I really like her but she scarred this week. I'm going to see if she goes back to normal fun loving Renny next week and then decide who I really want to win.
PS Noni.....GREAT poems.....thanks for the awesome entertainment!!
Ariadne, OUCH! I can't imagine being laid up for months ever again. I went through that with my back and it was actually years, so godspeed the healing process.
I don't do anything that could cause me that particular injury unless i could do it by falling off the 6 inch stilettos. ;)
I did have to have surgery for one drag injury. I tore my right rotator cuff trying to do a quick change from white bra to a black strapless in the dressing room one night.
Unless you have done it, and I am starting to think Blue would know *chuckle*, you have no idea how many quick changes go on in a DQ dressing room, and everyone fighting for mirror time before going on stage. I'm sometimes amazed we don't kill each other.
Re: April bringing her 'bitch' out tonight. I am taking that in a different context and she means she is going to let Ollie socialize, i.e. work for impossible to get votes.
Andrea I am with you on the fish finger lady. I'm making a voodoo doll and going to stick her ass with a black pin every time we get fish tonight.... it might work. Would work better if I had a fingernail clipping and/or a lock of her hair.
Hmmm ... hair, back to a comment made during grooming day ... A lock of Dan's hair.. on eBay. Oh the things I could do with that! :p~ (yes I do dabble, it's a New Orleans thing, and while most do not understand it, it's not what you see in the hollywood movies.. no zombies. Besides, I only practice white, not black voudon.
There goes fish woman again. Where is my black pin? OK, maybe I do go for a little of the black. But I really stay away from it seriously.
Now I am lost. The DQ Taxi Driver finally made it back home and has been telling me about his 8.5 hour day with two of them. As Carolyn would say... Oy Vey!
Now to catch up before she changes posts again so I can chase Blue a bit more. And yes, Blue and I love our women... The fun part is, we can cruise the same eye candy, even when one of us knows we don't stand a snowball's chance in hell. Well sometimes the woman and gay man might stand the same chance. I've been very lucky with the bi-curious in my life. *EG*
Blue? Where are you? You can run faster, but I can set traps faster than you can run. I'm like... whoever that tv show name was.. I always get my man.
Noni.. on your test I think it's a trick question. I can't go with #4 because of #1, but I think #2 and #3 are both correct.
:o)
I am becoming less and less supportive of Renny. And to think that April believes Keesha leads Renny around by the nose.
Renny rules Keesha. With D/M/K/R talking Renny will often answer the questions asked of Keesha for her. Renny is the leader, but she has been deceptive all along until this week in the HOH, and the air has brought out the new side of her.
What did keesha say about Howie?
My mom was a finance manager long ago and she would bring in about $10 to 20 grand a month...April does not need the money!!
I've said it before ... most of the hg's are delusional ... they just don't see themselves as they are. April is like a half-bald, pot bellied, middle-aged man in speedo thinking "I look good!"
Michelle thinks everyone is after her. Jerry thinks everyone should be looking up to him, especially for calling his best friend in the house "judas". Ollie, perhaps blindest of all, thinks April can do no wrong. Dan and Memphis think the girls all trust them completely.
Keesha seems befuddled by it all. Renny seems the sharpest. She doesn't trust anybody!
Not a banner comment (mine's above), but do you think April will leave Ollie the money when she leaves to barter with in case he needs it?
C'mere Blue. You get a spanking for using that 3 letter F word. (that word is my biggest... well I have ranted about it before.) We are now calling our hags Fairy Princesses.
(still love ya Blue, and I'll never stop the chase. The chase can be more fun than the catch.)
:o)
Where has Michelle been all day?
I know we've all been talking about it, but what's with the fish happy control room? did cbs get sued or something that they're overly cautious? Memphis mentioned no names, just said he went out with a girl for a year and it was a bad relationship & we flipped to fish. argghhh!!!
Banner says: Michelle is America's player.(whew just made it, ran out of fingers and toes to count on)
Hey turn about is fair play, takes the heat off Dan and gets even ith Michelle for her banner lie.
Oh little birdy! You have completed your AP job. You have now won a lifetime of free bird food!!!!
And, for your next task "poop" on April!!!!
1- Most hated HG is April!
2- A & O are bumping uglies
3- Shut up April, UR Fake
4- Rip up Aprils Clothes!
Ollie talks a good game, doesn't he?
2nd banner: America sees A&O doin the nasty (ok which letter do i eliminate)
Thursday can't come soon enough, I'm sick of hearing April talk about what a sweetheart she is!! She's got her own self fooled!! It sickens me!!
"April: I think I'm sweet.."
This girl/woman is unbelievable. I can't believe how sweet and kind hearted she THINKS she is!!!
So they think Libra would vote for Ollie in the end because she never had anything against him?
Did they forget the little "ho" incident???
Or did they hear that wrong?
Michelle is the real liar!!!
Also, you take care down there Carolyn.
Banner: Ollie-Baby coming your way
Banner: Keesha is a Psychiatrist!
Banner: Bannah's R Us..michelle!
Banner: Jerry Hearts Catholics!
Banner: We Love U April-NFL,NBA,MBA
Here's another banner that comes to mind:
America hates April
OLL - APRIL IS A LIAR!! U R A FOOL.
Thanks Noni,
curtsy, smile smile
Can't you just see her - all make-up'd out, bimbo outfit, fake smile, pointing here and there...
Reminds me of that Break Hair Shampoo commercial "I screwed him, who told a friend, who told another friend, who told another friend and so on and so on"
PLEASE someone tell me they remember that commercial!
ROTFLMAO!!
*Wait until APrilla gets a little older and has a little tinkle when she coughs or sneezes or laughs too hard!!!!!
New Quickie Poll ;)
OMG OMG OMG OMG!! Is April for real??? I don't think my my 50 yrs I have ever seen anyone as dense & self centered at April. Poor Ollie.....he's just dumb enough not to see just what he has stepped in! (or what's pooped on him!)
Carolyn....please be careful. The worst is yet to come. Blue.....I don't know who's the funniest you or Gaytor! I always try to scope out your 2's post!!
New top post! :)
Ollie is so sure that no matter what he has the game won. He can beat anyone in F2. Boy do I wish America could decide even his congregation wouldn't vote for him.
i can't help myself. had to laugh when the bird pooped on ollie. perhaps animals have an uncanny sense when we humans freak around them. that bird may have been waiting for ollie. carolyn...hope you don't mind that i'm envisioning archangel michael at your side protecting you.
OMGosh!! Did I hear Ollie state he was going to play balls out?? LMAO!!!
Him having balls would be like April having a "kind heart" or maybe a conscience with good morals...LMAO
These two crack me up! I agree with the above posts...April is a fake an as an American BB watcher...NO FRIGGEN WAY would or could she ever be considered America's favorite!!!
Capitol Y-U-C-K!!
In their conversations of Botox I wish someone would have told April that when she shows her true side..her inner and outter ALL Biatch side..those wrinkles that gather in the middle of her forehead will take eternal applications of the magic drug! lol
I know I sound mean but geeeeze...is she really that delusional or trying to convince through to us from the "so called unaware of" cameras (us) watching her!
She makes me wanna drink Tequila on a Monday night...lol
And Ollie...what a dufus...I'll bet his family has him on 24 hour prayer circles! LOL
Noni- 2nd banner change it to saw
Diana I remember that commercial, albeit I was very young! :)
Sorry, GayTor, we still use the F word around here, but I understand your position. I'll stop.
*Food* always sends all us queens runningLOL We got some tight outfits to fit into.
I have to clarify, tho. I only understand the *queen* life as a sponsor. I have sponsored and have had as friends: (all formers:
Miss Gay Bloomington, Miss Gay Terre Haute, Miss Gay Southern Cities, Miss Gay Indiana America, Miss Gay Indiana US of A, and have been friends through other friends with Miss Gay America-Sable Chanel, Miss Gay Indiana America At-Large and a few others. I have personally never performed as a female impersonator, but have many dear, sweet friends who have, and have been backstage at many a performance.
hanhay.....
It's me, of course!!!!LOL
I personally find many people here to be incredibly funny. I read every single one.
Diana you got me again ROFLMFAO! peed again (I'm going to run out of undies tonight)over Breck commercial(it was Breck wasn't it? I do remember the commercial, really just not sure was it Breck?)
YES!YES! Misty may-Treanor and Kerri Walsh are playing beach volleyball in semi finals!!!!
Know what I just realized??
April has such a BIG HEART!
Oh come on. I had to eat today and missed the banner thing.
The first thing that came to my perverted mind was:
"Come on me Ollie"
Just so they would know we saw them and let them freak!
Carolyn, how is it doing down there? Soggy but safe, hopefully?
I'm going to quit trying to think of a great banner.
No way I could top Blue's NFL, NBA, MLB.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
Yeah, April has a big heart; a big black soul-less heart.
April, you are in for a rude awakening when you return to Arizona. I would stay away from the Suns games and Scottsdale nightlife..hahaha.
Just when you think she has said it all. She just doesn't stop. I seriously think she has real issues. Pretty freaky. Very insecure creature she is. That's why she praises herself all the time and had to hook up with a man to survive in that house. It's textbook whacko 101. Plus, she is hooking up with a man (if you want to call him that) that tells her, she cannot wear any clothes that she has worn on other dates with other men, when he takes her out.
Ummm, insecure women gravitate towards controlling men. Ollie just showed his true colors. They are co-dependent co-enablers. They feed off one another. Bad bad situation.
Carolyn? Are the winds kicking up there bad? Geez, we want you safe!!
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