Tuesday Morning in the Big Brother 10 House
9:26am BBT - Fishies!
Wakey, wakey houseguests! The live feed audience is waiting. It's time to kick, scream, manipulate, lie and claw your way to $500,000... all for our entertainment, of course. ;)
Michelle wakes up with a song, and BB's letting her keep on singing. "What's goin' on."
Jerry and Jessie are getting dressed.
Michelle settles in at the kitchen counter, across from Keesha, and tells her the Storage Room was closed, so she told BB off, saying it's not for her that she wanted in there, it's for the fishies.
Keesha: I'm proud of you, Michelle.
Michelle: How come?
Keesha: For making sure those fish get fed every single day... upstairs and downstairs.
Michelle: Thanks.. poor guys.. and girls.
Ollie & Jessie
Jessie's telling Ollie he usually stays up til 4am, and that's why he and Michelle stay up so late every night.
Libra joins Michelle and Keesha in the kitchen.
Libra: as soon as I get my coffee, I'm goin' outside.
Michelle heads up to HoH to feed the fish.
BB: Dan, It's time to get up for the day.
A couple minutes go by, Dan hasn't moved, and BB makes another effort.
Dan: I'm up. I'm up.
Jessie & Ollie
Jessie's telling Ollie he's on the road to gaining back some of the weight he's dropped.
Libra & April
Chatter about college, being an athlete, etc. Libra heads off to get some coffee and go outside. April says she may actually lay out today, for the first timein a long time.
Backyard - Couch
Jessie & Michelle
Jessie's complaining about his neck hurting, then he starts in about Jerry...
Jessie: Jerry is f'in pissed.
Jessie: About all the noise they were making last night. He came in and kicked the door.
Memphis comes out to the couch with his coffee. Keesha too.
Jessie: You guys were tearin' up the town last night.
Kitchen - April, Renny, Jerry
Renny's making nice conversation with Jerry. April's washing dishes.
Jerry goes to weigh himself and reports back that he's now lost 10 pounds. Renny tells him to be careful he doesn't lose too much.
Outside-Couch - Keesha, Libra, Memphis, Jessie, Michelle - Pleasant Chatter, sprinkled with yawns. No one's really looking their best yet. Jessie's not saying much of anything.
Outside - Working out - Ollie
April joins the crew.
April: They're cleaning up there again.
Libra: They clean your room more than any HoH I've ever seen. It's like, what're you guys doin' up there?
April: I guess they just know I'm a clean freak or something... Is Ollie doin' shoulders?
Libra: In here you actually realize there are 25 hours in a day.
Memphis: At home, you're like, I wish I just had one extra hour.
Keesha: Here, you're like, please take them.
April reports that Dan is still sleeping... then she goes inside to make sure Jerry and Renny haven't killed each other.
Whole lotta chatter goin' on. The HGs are outside, fantasizing about being outside, shopping for sunglasses, shoes, etc. Keesha wishes BB would take them all out for a night, to Saddle Ranch. April too. Libra can't wait to drive.
April: I heard we almost had a robbery last night, Memphis. Know anything about that?
Memphis: Not a thing. I heard there were 2 armed bandits.
Renny comes outside.
April: Is there swim club tonight?
Renny: I don't know. If Dan would ever wake up, I'd ask him.
April notices Ollie's got no sleeves.
April: Oh my gosh, did you cut off another shirt?
Ollie: I did em all the same day.
Libra: This house makes you do weird things... How'd you sleep last night, Miss April?
April: Not too bad. Ollie snored the worst last night. He stops when I hit him though. But the bed's so big, I reach out to hit him, and he's so far away, I can't even reach him.
Chatter about mom's cooking and how there's nothing like it, because it's made with love. Talk turns to California cooking and how it's so different from the midwest and the east coast. Michelle says she could never live in L.A. because of the food.
Libra comes inside and joins the talk about food in California.
None of them like it.
Backyard - Couch
Memphis, Renny & April
Ollie's working out, still.
Memphis is telling sports injury stories. Libra joins them after a couple minutes. Renny asks if they're close to the beach. Memphis says it's about 10 miles away. Libra asks if anyone's planning to stay once the show's over.
Memphis: Yeah, me.
Renny: I'm gonna stay a week. I'll need a vacation.
April: We all will.
Renny: It's gonna be weird to get back in society.
Memphis: So weird.
April: I'm gonna go check if they're done with my room.
April goes inside.
Libra: I'm gonna have to go lay down again...
Libra goes in.
Renny: Ollie, how many situps you do?
Renny: I'm gonna go back in, myself. Ollie, they have you on camera.
Renny goes in.
Ollie: It's gonna follow you back in now.
Ollie and Memphis remain outside.
BB: April, please go to the Diary Room.
Libra, Renny, Ollie, Keesha
They're all chatting and laughing about random stuff, like Hooter's regulars, uniforms and age cut-offs... It becomes the great Hooters Debate... April & Keesha are defending it, with a bit of help from Ollie. Libra and Renny are on the other side, talking about how it's all about the t-n-a.
Dan's up and getting coherent. He joins the Great Hooters Debate.
Dan: I would never take Monica there.
Keesha: Why not?
Dan: I just wouldn't wanna make her uncomfortable. I wouldn't wanna go to a restaurant called cocks.
Michelle: Would you take Monica to the beach? They're wearing a whole lot less there.
Ollie: Goooo Michelle!
Keesha: Michelle's wearing a whole lot less right now than I ever would there.
Libra, Keesha, Renny, Ollie
Mercifully for Keesha, talk turns from Hooters to stalkers, in general... The women all share their stalker stories... Each has one. Keesha had a very sick stalker - not while working at Hooters. (*** bloggers watching the feeds, please resist the urge to give him any more attn by
saying where she worked or what he threatened)
Talk turns to sexual harrassment in general. Again, all of the women have experienced it.
Renny, Ollie, Libra, Dan, April, Keesha
The conversation has lightened up a bit...
Renny catches April and Ollie off guard, saying, "It's the conservative ones you have to watch out for, especially in the bedroom.
April's look: priceless.
Libra and Dan start singing "It's just another day, in paradise, for you n me" and we get Fishies. Feeds come back on for a minute, then they start singing again. More fishies....
Memphis joins the group...
Keesha: Oh my God, you guys missed it last night. Renny pretending to be the doctor.
Renny: The doctor?
Keesha: When you and Dan were doing the scene... Will you do it for them, Renny?
Renny: It's not gonna be as funny.
Keesha: I'll be your patient.
Libra: Dan is better at the patient.
Dan resists. Renny goes to get into costume.
Keesha: Make Memphis be the patient. We need a boy. When he says, "Renny, do you think you're God?"
Ollie: What kind of question is that?
Renny comes back out in costume... Dan runs away. Memphis comes out and saves the day.
Spark up the feeds folks. This is very funny stuff!
Renny's portraying the set doc as a complete quack...
Keesha: Tell about the God part.
Renny: What'd I say, I forget.
Keesha: About the being nailed to the cross part.
Renny: Oh yeah, Renny, do you think you're Jesus?
Memphis is in costume, but Renny's playing both parts, displaying her freak out from the first week for everyone's entertainment.
Renny transitions very quickly to...
Renny: I could do Shirley MacClaine, from Terms of Endearment.. when she goes to give her daughter the shot...
They're all stir crazy.
Libra: We've decided this place is just designed to torture you.
Renny: Where's Dan? Is he still in the bathroom? (whispers to the others) Watch this... Watch this... Dan!!!! When is swim class?!?!? When is swim class!?!?
Renny goes chasing Dan at high speed throughout the house.
Renny has them all in stitches. She's in rare form today. Current topic: Old age homes.
Renny: They have all kinds of activities in there for them.
April: Sexual Activities? What?! Don't look at me!
No one pursues it with April.
Memphis leads right in to talking about his grandmother who was in a home. He says she was the funniest person he ever knew.
Dan, Renny, Libra, Keesha, Ollie, April
Dan comes walking through in his swim trunks, singing "Swim club for you, Swim club for me, Swim club is not for everybody."
Libra laughs and says he reminds her of Mr. Rogers.
Ollie goes outside, and joins Michelle on the couch.