The Final Days of the Fab 4, part 2.
To kick off a farewell evening fit for Renny in style, here's part 2 of Noni's ode to the Fab 4! We're gonna have fun here tonight, folks. Think N'Awlins style...
First a note from Noni:
Well, Folks, today we go from the Fab 4 to the Terrific Trio. Just won't be the same. I had a very hard time watching their last night together, sob. I may have to do a tribute to Renny. For now, here we go with the latest installment, it's a long one.....
The Final Days of the Fab 4
Jerry knows his chance is slim,
His hopes to win are looking dim.
Outside they’re called to again compete,
The Fab 4 must quickly Jerry beat.
The rolled the balls up Skee ball slots,
The early lead coach Dan had got.
But Dan’s ball it took and awful turn,
And HOH did Jerry earn.
The Rennygades look so dejected,
One of them must be ejected.
Which two will Jerry target for eviction?
Dan will be one, and that’s not fiction.
For a day the Fab 4 does sweat,
Jerry calls them to come up and set.
He lords over each his complete control,
He feels he has the most important role.
At the nomination ceremony,
He stands appearing oh so phony.
The TV onlys can’t see the real man,
And the despicable behavior that we can.
The 4 wait to see who he has nominated,
Over both his choices he has long debated.
Of his power does he loudly boast,
And who does he resent the most.
Renny, he has worked so hard to turn,
Against those who her friendship earned.
Renny threw them under the bus,
When they find out they’ll make a fuss.
On Memphis , he thinks he can rely,
That his alliance he will defy.
Dan and Keesha are his choices,
We hear no surprise in their voices
Keesha sits so disappointed,
Feeling lonesome and disjointed.
Missing Gizmo and JJ dear,
Renny tries hard to give her cheer.
Jerry uses Keesha as a pawn,
Over him he hopes she’ll fawn.
He tells her he controls her fate,
He has her in a nervous state.
Dan tries hard to keep his spirits high
But if the votes end in a tie,
Jerry will decide who it is that goes,
It will be Dan everybody knows.
Vowing to the end they stand as one,
Dan and Memphis plan to stun,
All the prior house guests here this season,
With their skill, gameplay and reason.
They must take care not reveal their mission,
They are really in a good position.
If Memphis wins the POV,
He’ll take Dan down we hope to see.
But we who watch the feeds do know,
The number of Memphis ’ alliances grows.
With Dan and Jerry he has a deal,
And Keesha too, which one is real?
Keesha and Renny the wine they share,
Giggling, as if without a care.
Two bottles empty sitting out.
A hint of how POV comes out.
One at a time a baby morph they face,
Racing at a frantic pace.
Trying hard to determine who,
Was in each picture that they knew
Keesha and Steven were the worst,
Dan and April I thought I’d burst.
Michelle and Jerry looked really odd,
Like something evolving from a pod.
Libra and Memphis a sideshow freak
A Plastic surgeon I would seek.
Renny and Jessie those brows so strong
Brian and Angie with face so long.
Dan he did so very well,
Jerry next was not so swell.
Memphis through the morphs did speed,
Out in front he took the lead.
Renny, since she had imbibed a bit,
Could not make the names to fit.
Jerry and Michelle she could not see,
Keesha placed as number three.
When at last the comp did end,
Memphis had won the baby blend.
The POV hung around his neck,
Renny stood her nerves a wreck .
If Memphis took down a nominee,
Renny would the replacement be.
Jerry sees as his plan goes awry,
To get Dan out he sure did try.
Jeery has worked so hard to divide the 4,
His nastiness oozes from every pore.
To cause suspicion he does seek,
He’ll keep at it all this week.
He has trashed them all in vile insinuations,
But they’re onto his machinations.
Together they romp during the day,
And late at night we watch them play.
They tease, they prank, they take a dare.
Its never mean they truly care,
About each other despite the cash,
That sometimes makes some act so rash.
Miss Renny baked Dan a birthday cake,
A celebration they did make.
His dear Monica he must be missing,
Her lips I’m sure he misses kissing.
But what will happen if we see,
Memphis take down Dan and set him free.
Will Renny still hang with the 4?
Or will she shut the bedroom door?
At the ceremony Dan came off,
And Jerry’s power they did scoff.
Poor Renny’s up we know she’s leaving,
She’s so upset with bosom heaving.
Jerry, still drunk with power,
He thinks he is the man of the hour.
For votes to evict he thinks they’ll tie,
He’ll decide who’s to live or to die.
These last few days we have enjoyed ,
The Fab 4 while Jerry us annoyed.
We watch them in their every deed,
As Ted, the spider, moths they feed.
Walking backwards Jerry fell in the pool,
They others laughed it wasn’t cruel.
This I know for sure you see,
For in the pool last week twas me.
Away from Ashley, Memphis laments,
Here in the house he truly repents,
He says a better boyfriend he wants to be,
As soon as he’s out and her he sees.
Alas, I am truly sad to see that the Fab 4,
Will be not be together for evermore.
Of all the seasons of Big Brother,
Friendships like this there have been no other.
I know that tonight I shall shed a tear,
As we bid goodbye to the Nawlins dear.
An evening so sad it will surely be,
Here at Dish the pics we’ll see.
Tonight we’ll watch the events unfold,
We’ll watch the 4 and the man so old.
Here together we’ll see it all,
Keesha and Renny will surely Bawl.
Dan, I’m sure will start to tear,
And Memphis too, will be quite near,
To showing his deep felt emotion,
As they all express their devotion.
Carolyn, X, Jane, Dawn, and JulieB,
Blue, Marci, Rhonda, and GenieSea.
Our tears flow freely as she departs,
She’s touched a place deep in out hearts.
And now I finally do wish the best,
For those who from their homes did Gustav wrest.
I bid you a safe return,to your neighborhood
To homes unharmed I hope you find all is good. ♥
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