The Overnight Report

Good Morning, Big Brother Lovers. Happy Wednesday!! :) Am I the only one who has little fantasies about someone listing one of these for $5, and me being the only person to ever see the listing? ;-)

The HGs had quite a night last night on the live feeds, and I'm getting to work on the Overnight Report now. It'll be ready for viewing by 9am BBT.

***Actually, I just remembered - the HGs have to do their goodbye tapes today, so BB'll probably wake em up early. Crud!!

If you'd like to see a few pics from the fun and games earlier in the evening, check out the previous post.

I'd also like to call your attention once again to the comment sections of BBDish - it's really where all the fun happens. Sure, I update and throw my 2 cents in, but you blogging dishers are what make BBDish the place to be!! And for those of you who don't hit the comments, even for a peek, you are seriously missing out.

In addition to our regular band of incredible, smart, funny and occasionally ever so naughty dishers, we've got a new BB Alum Dishchick this season: Jun Song. Not only did Jun kick ass at Big Brother, she's an extremely talented writer.

For those who became BB fans within the last couple years, Jun won Big Brother 4, and in addition to her blogging on the front page of BBDish about the tv episodes, she's been gracing the comment sections, as well, interacting, making everyone laugh and providing the kind of insight on the whole Big Brother experience that only a former HG with a healthy amount of distance from the process can.

Jun, we're honored to have ya!

OK... I better get to work on the Overnight! See ya back here with it completed soon. Casey, Jordan, Lydia, Russell... Please Sleep til I get it done!!!!

~*~

It's all Fun & Games til Someone Poops on the Toilet!

Flashback Recommendation: If you'd like to see some of the fun n' games parts from last night, check out all feeds, 11-11:30ish pm and before.

OK, yes, it's gross. Someone left a brown spot on the toilet. Color me crazy, but if I was the pawn on the block, sitting next to Joe McMellowpants, the last thing I'd be doing is picking fights and causing drama about anything with less than 48 hours to go before the vote.

11:45pm BBT
Dining Area
Feed 1

Chima's complaining about always being the one to clean the toilet.

Michele: (very calm and matter of fact) Why don't you assign the task to someone else?
Chima: Don't get an attitude with me! I shouldn't have to ask anybody to do it.
Michele: I'm just saying that you always get in there and clean before anyone else has a chance to... You have higher standards.
Chima: NO! I have high standards because their sh-t is on the toilet?!?
Michele: No, I'm just saying that if you think the bathroom is dirty, and you want someone to clean it, just ask somebody, instead of yelling about it.

Chima: If you see sh-t on the toilet, and you like it, then you sit your ass down on it!

Natalie pipes in, saying that everyone should clean. And on and on...

Michele: You don't have to yell at everyone!
Chima: You're yelling at me!

Chima claps her hands together for emphasis and yells at her...

Chima: Because nobody cleans it!

Michele goes outside to tidy up after the HGs who've left all their beer and wine around the backyard couch table. Chima gives her a nasty look.

Kevin: It's always something.

***Kevin, I adore you, and I really didn't think I was gonna... You are the voice of calm and reason in the house.

Chima: You know what?! It's probably her ass! It was probably her ass!

Natalie: (laughing) It was.

Chima: That's why she's being so defensive about it!
Kevin: No, it wasn't.
Chima: I would be mad too, if I sh-t all over the toilet and someone kept talkin' about it.
Natalie: You're right. You shouldn't be the only one cleaning it.
Chima: I didn't ask anyone to clean it! Are her standards so low that she would sit on a nasty f'ing toilet?
Kevin: If it was splattered everywhere, I would clean it up.

Michele comes inside with more dirty dishes from the party...

Natalie: Then Monday someone cleans it... Tuesday someone else...
Chima: She's mad because she sh-t on the toilet, and I called her out on it!
Kevin: Chima...
Chima: What?! She got in my face tellin' me to stop complaining about it?! B-tch! You clean it.

Can't we all just get along? ;-p No, Rodney, apparently we can't, but we are making progress. And this isn't the real word, it's Big Brother! And it wouldn't be BB if a poop stain didn't have the power to turn the house upsidedown... at least for a few minutes. lol.

The above confrontation sets the tone for what had been a very light and fun evening...

Will it change the vote? It certainly could. When Braden approaches Michele a bit later in the Bathroom, she pretty much blows him off, but her subsequent discussions with other HGs leave me wondering, even though she has stated flat out she'll still be voting for Chima to stay. Heaven knows, Casey will take any opening he can to help Chima out the front door.

CUT TO:

1:20am BBT

Just for giggles...

Jordan can't keep her hands off herself. She keeps squeezing her new boobies.

OK... moving right along.

CUT TO:

1:24am BBT

Feed 1 Hammock

Jessie & Lydia

Lydia's laying in the hammock and Jessie comes over to check in on her. It's the first private moment they've had since their stint under the covers Tuesday afternoon.

Jessie: Hey there, cutie. What's up?
Lydia: Nothing...
Jessie: You tired?
Lydia: Yeah.
Jessie: You look cute.. and smart...
Lydia: Thank you...
Jessie: Boy are you puttin' on a front.
Lydia: (not insulted, cute) What???


Jessie: See ya.

He makes as if he's going to tip her off the hammock.

Jessie: Just kidding.
Lydia: I didn't do anything... I have catlike reflexes, didn't you know?

Jessie comments there are ants all over the hammock and starts brushing them all off.

Lydia: Don't hurt em. Did you know that ants where their skeletons on the outside?
Jessie: Yes. Exoskeletons.
Lydia: yeah.. so it's not very nice to kill them.


Jessie: I'm not.. I'm just shooing them.
Lydia: Well I don't think they'd shoo lots of little Jessies if they were your size and you were theirs.
Jessie: I think you're wrong. They would crush me if they could.

Jessie tells her he made himself a protein shake, and asks if she'll bring it up to him later, but it gets lost in the talk of ants and crickets.

He asks her for a hug, and they share a nice one, in full view of everyone in the backyard...

Jessie: You smell good.

Both are mmming..

***Eek!! Russell and Casey are already up, and at 9:28am BBT, BB just made the first wake up announcement. My overnight report is officially done for today. I need to go and greet everyone properly in the comment section, then open a morning post. If you'd like to read more about what happened last night, I recommend you check out Lessa's post on BBCraze.

♦Permalink