Morning in the Big Brother 11 House
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Wakey, wakey, House guests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers!!
BB woke the HGs on the early side this morning. Something must be afoot. Casey, of course, was already awake, caffeinating, getting his nicotine fiz and enjoying some solo time.
The HGs are coming into coherence, doing their morning routines in the bathroom and getting breakfast together.
Interesting to note: Lydia and Jordan have exchanged pleasantries this morning.
Russell, Lydia, Jordan
Russell: I usually sleep naked, but I don't feel like it's appropriate in here... I answered the hotel door naked. (laughs) They were all.. uh uh.. we'll come back.. I said, no, that's ok. Just gimme the food.
Talk turns to the hotel sequester... them back to the house.
Russell: I thought you were gonna sleep in Jeff's bed.
Jordan: Oh no. We were playin' a game about guess the celebrities.. I dunno. We were bored.
Lydia: Do you guys know there's a spider web that's been attached...
9:12am BBT - Fishies.
9:18am BBT - Feeds are back. Russell and Lydia share a moment of Ozzie love, then Lydia gets called to the DR. Russell and Jordan continue the music talk. Jordan sings a little, and we don't get fishies. Sweet.
Jordan I kinda think Lil Wayne's hot.
Russell: You've gotta be kidding me. You're f'ing retarded. He has ugly tats all over him and horrible teeth. You just think he's cute, because he's famous.
Braden, Jessie & Jeff
Braden thinks he has a chance to stay.
Jeff: You better go do some racial reparations.
Braden: I think I have a chance.
Jessie: You have 2 days.
Braden starts counting the votes. He thinks he's got Laura, Jeff and Russell for sure. And he's gonna work on Ronnie... He's going to emphasize Chima's instability to people. But first, he's going to ramble on a bit to Jessie.
They move to the Storage Room.
Braden: I've never had family. I've always relied on my friends... and a brother handshake... I've had 3 girlfriends and they've all cheated on me. I'd never f--k someone over. I'd rather be on the streets... I had a nice house... I'm always living on the edge... I hope that you'll think about it. Let's tak eit in. Give it a couple hours or a day... It could go either way still. She's an awesome woman, but I feel like I would be a better team member. I would slide into 3rd base and put a hole in my head.. whereas, she wouldn't even slide.
Feel free to insert "mm hmms" in the appropriate spots.
Braden: I'm gonna get to work today.
Jessie: Yeah man.. You gotta start grinding, dude.
Braden: But at the end of the day, they're gonna listen to you.
They briefly discuss Russell and Natalie, and their input in the matter.
Jessie, Russell & Casey
Jessie tells them Braden's decided to make a case to stay, and that he told Braden he's got to appeal to everyone else, since he (Jessie) has no power anymore.
Casey: Well, he gets the I don't know from me.
Jessie: Tell him.
Comfortable chatter between the guys. The HGs are being called in to the DR one by one, and they remark that BB has asked them to be camera ready for it.
Kevin joins the guys on the couch. Ronnie too.
Jessie moves inside. Ronnie Follows and whispers to him tht Braden's making moves to stay. Jessie blows him off, saying, "Well he has to try. Wouldn't you?"
Laura & Jordan are doing their hair and makeup in the bathroom
Casey & Kevin
Casey: That's funny I remind you of your black dad.
Kevin: But funnier.
Casey: We have a 25% chance of winning HoH...
BB: Michele, please go to the Diary Room.
Jordan & Laura
Laura: Well, I'm all for you winning, cuz if you do, I know I'm good.
Ronnie enters and asks what the song was.
Jessie and Russell
Jessie's napping. Russell's come in to weigh himself. He's gained a few pounds. Jessie's jealous.
Russell: What's the deal with Ron-Dawg?
Jessie: He's straight. He's so on our side.
Russell: Does he ever mention anything about me?
Jessie: No. He usually talks to you first.. Then he comes to me. The only thing is: Case doens't like Natalie. natalie doesnlt like Casey. (Jessie Laughs) The only thing is.. Casey compares Lydia and Natalie, saying they both talk too much. But Laura, like.. Everyone knows that Ronnie talks to everyone...
Jessie: Im like, you do whatever as long as my name isn't in the mix.
Russell: Casey made a good point. We are stronger without her. Even in the fight, she chimed in. I was like.. Shhh...
Russell tell Jessie proudly that he started the fight between Braden and Lydia yesterday. He instigated it completely, by telling Braden all manner of things about Lydia and how she was angry with him...
Russell: Just lightin' the fire, eggin' it on... Dude, it was classic. I was like, I actually wanted her gone... I'll tell you to your face... I like you.. etc., etc... But she was like... It was classic. I wish you were there listening. Within an hour of us talking, he went outside, so I went to shave my head. Lydia has no idea I egged it on. As far as she knows, all I did, all we did, was save her ass. So it's like, we started a conflict and...
Russell: I walked into the DR, and I was like, whaddya think? He's all, you're a smart kid, dude. You and Jessie are a great team.
Jessie says it's very key to keep their names off of everyones lips. They talk about who ants who out, and Russell states very clearly that he does not trust Lydia. Jessie says it's good that she owes them now.
Jessie: She doesn't have anyone now, except Kevin. I know Kevin wants Jeff out, 'cause you 4 are strong...
Russell giggles. He mentions Jordan and how she's flirting with him and playing Jeff... also how Laura's talking smack and beginning to spread rumors about him (Jessie) and Natalie, suggesting there's something happening between them physically.
Jessie believes Russell will win HoH. Russell's already had a dream he does.
Jessie: You're the most discreet person in here.
Russell: Ya know what I think? I think Ronnie's putting targets on people he wants out.
Jessie: Exactly. I'm like, motherf'er, you're gonna be put up as a pawn, and made to prove your alliance. If you win sh-t, you get to have a voice in who goes up. You need to WIN sh-t.
Russell: He's like the dude who always bums a ride and never offers gas money.
Talk turns to today's workout plan.
Laura & Jordan, Lydia joins
They've been told to wear their clique shirts for the DR sessions.
Lydia tells Jordan she might want to consider it might be better for her and Laura without Braden in the house, logic being, they are just 2 girls, and people will be less likely to go after them without him around.
Jeff & Jordan
Flirtation and Game talk.
Jordan lets on that she doesn't trust Jessie...
Russell, Jordan, Kevin
Kevin: Jordan, can you do me a favor?
Kevin: Can you just kiss Jeff for me, and tell me if he's a good kisser?
Braden & Chima
Talking about outside the house stuff...
Jeff's on the Elliptical
Jordan, Lydia and Kevin
Kevin: What would happen if Jordan were to kiss you?
Jeff: If Jordan kissed me? I'd probably kiss her!
Jordan: (squealing) And I'd spit in his mouth! (giggles)
Jessie's sleeping and Ronnie comes in to talk game to him. Jessie couldn't be much less interested. He steers the conversation to excercise and weight, staying buried under the covers. Ronnie takes the hint and makes a speedy exit.
Braden & Ronnie
Braden: Hey buddy... Did you already do your interview?
Talk about food...
Braden: The mastermind...
Ronnie: Mastermind of what?
Braden: Of everything. You got the friggin; skill to conquer the world.
Ronnie: Thank you. I appreciate the compliment.
Braden: In 5 years, you'll be a frikkin billionaire.
Chima joins them. She's pajama chic today. Barney, the purple guy.
Russell & Ronnie
Ronnie looks for confirmation from Russell that they're still good.
Russell tells him they are, but says they have to keep up the front for everyone else that he doesn't like him at all.
Ronnie: If you win HoH, who do you think you'd put up?
Jeff: I know one person I would... Lydia.
Ronnie: You wouldn't put me up?
Jeff: Dude, if I'm HoH, you're f'in 100% safe.
Ronnie: Russell's always starin' at me.
Jeff: 'Cause you're f'in smart.
Ronnie: If I win HoH, I'm gonna turn this house upsidedown.
Jeff: That's what I'm talking about dude.
Poolside with Ronnie & Jordan.
See above conversation. Lather, rinse, repeat. Pretty much.
The HGs are about to begin a lockdown outside, so they're taking advantage of it and getting some sun.
Michele & Ronnie
Michele: I don't give a crap what happened in high school.
Ronnie: (joking) I want revenge.
Ronnie: Now watch, even though I said that in jest, that's what they'll use on the tv version.
All HGs are in the Backyard. At the moment...
- Casey & Jeff are lifting weights,
- Ronnie, Laura and Jordan are poolside
- Jessie, Chima, Natalie and Kevin are chilling on the couch. Kevin & Chima are having non-game chat. Jessie's starving and grumpy. Natalie's in pain.
- Russell's on the Elliptical
- I think Lydia's on the Hammock...
- not sure about Braden or Michele's location at the moment...
Laura & Jordan
Conversation about the next HoH. Jordan feels she has to win...
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside, and close the sliding glass door.
Slowly, one by one, in they go...
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