SUCKARAMA (Casey said it not me)

Dishers, it's time for BB4 Champ Jun Song's 2nd blog with BBDish! :) We're very fortunate to have her blogging with us here on bbdish about all the episodes that air on CBS this season. When you're commenting, you can address her directly. ;) And here she is!

Was it just me or was this episode boring?

Or as my mom so say “Dis sooo the boh-reeng, you knoh ?”

I realize the “good” stuff will probably be aired on Tuesday before the eviction, but why wouldn’t they give us even a snippet of the catfights?!

Stolen from http://bb11dish.com
KEVIN: I have to say I do love Kevin. He reminds me of so many of my friends. He had so many one-liners that had me cracking up, but the clincher for me was when he was crying about how he had nothing in common with Jessie and broke out with: “I haven’t been to the gym in 10 years.” Ha, loved it. Admit it, it struck a chord with more than one of you. I know I let out an “AMEN” considering the only workouts my ass gets come with several cries for God and “Yes, right there, do it!”Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

JESSIE: For all intents and purposes, Jessie is a nice guy. And I say this because he and I emailed back and forth a few times and what you see is what you get with him, at least he’s consistent. Anyone can step forward at this point and argue my point. But Jessie had me CRACKING ME UP in his first diary room of the episode. He also cracked me up when he said he sees his attributes in Natalie. It made me wonder if he knew what “attribute” meant…because it doesn’t mean his penis you know what I’m saying?

I have included a picture of my best Jessie impersonation…yes, I am a Patriots fan…and didn’t think when I took the picture that it would ever end up on a BB blog, haha. Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

NATALIE: What’s worse is that the girl thinks Jessie knows the ropes…um, yes sweety, he often uses it to hang himself. They’re cute though, and probably are perfect for each other (insert grain of salt here). Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

Ahhhh…the new HOH room, how far they have come since Season 4. We were just happy to have a basket from home and a door to lock back in the day…but Kevin, darling “Asian-y?!” Really? Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

RONNIE: Was sporting a new hairstyle for part of the show, very Alfalfa…very DORK-appropriate. It’s funny. I remember bringing in a dozen or so t-shirts into the house with print on them like “High Maintenance” and “Boys Make Great Pets” because I knew it would perpetuate whatever “type” I had been cast as…and I’ll admit it, I didn’t mind having eyes on my chest. Wait, I still don’t…HA! Ronnie needs to be careful though that he doesn’t over-play his hand too early a la Brian (Season 10) because it’s just not necessary. Especially with Jessie running around in those horrendous tights. Did he bring that hot pink atrocity with him or was it given to him? Either way, there must be a few more screws loose in the kid’s head to actually put those on!

RUSSELL: Russell thinks he’s the same person as Jessie. Of course he does. Of course he would. Because all those love muscles are essentially the same person right? Not. Whatevs.

CHIMA: She looked less shiny today. But I think she’s hiding something in her hair. Maybe there’s a fetus stuck to the back of her head? I gagged when Casey called her a princess . I mean, I know what he was getting at, but princess my ass Casey, she’s more like Queen Chima. Drag Queen Chima. And the bitching after losing the competition? She should feel lucky that the paint was glow in the dark and camouflaged the glow on her forehead. Seriously. And what “lifestyle” is this that she talks of? Half her time is probably spent picking out her weaves at some bootleg beauty supply shop. Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

You know, I was munching on French fries (extra ketchup) when the Have and Have Not Competition was going on, and I literally choked on a fry after hearing Casey yell “Put it in!” to Kevin. Seriously, classic moment in BB…taking comments out of context isn’t just enjoyable for the producers, I love doing it! I thought Exile Island was bad…it’s really stressful as it is being in that house, but when you’re further messed with and have your bed taken away and hot water taken away? Misery…but you suck it up…you have to suck a lot of shit up…unless you are purposely putting on a show. But Chima wasn’t, dumbass. And why did she seem to know so much about what went on inside insane asylums? Hello!

I KNOW it was not lost on all of you all the naughty references part of the Competition…”ecstasy” and “bad trip”, hahaha. I appreciate that kind of stuff…go crew at CBS, getting more creative this year! ALTHOUGH, I’m gonna say it…that competition has been done before…specifically during my season. We had to don Dickies and pretend to be “plumbers” during a food competition. That’s all right though, I get it. Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

BRADEN: “Right part, right pipe…it’s like physics.” Hmmmmm…I gotta think about that one. Not much on him this episode. He might be growing on me?

JORDAN: Boring me. Apparently if somebody smells, Jordan doesn’t pick on ‘em. I would. But that’s not the point. She will eat those words later…because she likes using the word “fag” doesn’t she? Well that’s good to know…maybe if you’re a “smelly fag” she doesn’t mind. And what was up with her brain farts during the Have / Have Not Competition? Are you telling me she didn’t understand Braden when he was yelling out angles? He WAS speaking English darling! I guess she needed him to yell out Missionary for 180 degrees, Doggie Style for 90 degrees and Reverse Cowgirl for 45 degrees (I say Reverse Cowgirl because there might be some ankle-holding involved).

LAURA: OMG, Laura’s attempts at making eye contact with Jessie had me rolling on the floor. Eye-f*cking Jessie is out of the question when he won’t even meet your eyes eh girl? Maybe you should try milking your left breast and offering it up to the jock, soy is even better.
So…the Nomination Ceremony…it’s always fun when you know you’re safe. It SUCKS if you think you’re at risk. Like big time. Just because, it’s human nature to want to be liked and included. What was up with all the “Thank you Jessie” ass-kissing? Ugh.

But I actually liked Jessie’s speech. Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

AND, at this point in the BB timeline, the word “pawn” should be done away with. You’re a nominee, that’s all, end of story. There is not Power of Pawn competition…just a 50-50 chance that your ass goes home. End of story. Stolen from http://bb11dish.com

Sigh…Tuesday is just around the corner…Lydia is safe, that’s all I care about. I do enjoy her.

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