Monday Morning in the Big Brother 11 House
7:55am BBT Early Wake-up call today from BB!
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BB: Good morning, house guests. It's time to get up for the day.
Wakey, wakey!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers!
Michele's the only one who didn't climb back into bed after using the bathroom and changing batteries...
Today's her big day - The PoV Ceremony - and she's getting camera ready for her DR session.
Michele's putting makeup on.
Jeff and Jordan are laying in bed. Both have their eyes open at the moment, but they're facing different directions and neither is talking. Jordan turns over to face Jeff, and they exchange a few words and yawns...
Michele's moved on to her hair.
Jordan and Jeff remain in bed, with Jordan occassionally opening her eyes, to look at Jeff's face, while it's still there next to her.
I'll letcha know when people start talking! :)
8:30am BBT - Kevin makes his way downstairs from the HoH Room. He heads straight for the bathroom, grabs a roll of toilet paper from it, then back up to HoH.
8:45am BBT - Michele's moved out back to the hammock to add some fresh air to her morning coffee... and thoughts...
9:15am - Nothin' much going on for the moment... Now would be a great time to check out all the flashback material from The Overnight Report™.
9:18am BBT - BRB Control Room Screen... briefly... then back for more... Very likely someone in production is telling them all to get up and get camera ready for the Pre-PoV Ceremony DR Sessions....
9:36am BBT - Or, maybe there is hope at the bottom of BB Pandora's Box too...
Backyard - Couch
Michele & Natalie
Cams 3 & 4
Michele: I was just asking. I don't trust Kevin whatsoever.
Natalie: But he said that you do, and you wanna final 3 deal with him and Jeff...
Michele: Well, right now everyone in the house thinks I hate you...
Natalie: I don't know what to believe... I know you said you wanted me to be put up as the replacement nom, and he entertained the thought.
Michele: (laughs) Personally, I don't believe a word Kevin says...
Natalie: I'll tell you one thing: I do not have a final 2 deal with Kevin. I have to think of who there's a possibility to win against Kevin. I don't think anyone can win against Kevin. Everyone likes him. I kinda think Jordan would win too.
Michele: That's my thinking too... And as far as the final 3 comps go, Jordan did really well at questions, so there's a possibility she could take that.
Natalie: I'm not keeping Jeff. I'm not going to backstab Kevin on that. I'd entertained the thought, and told Jeff so, but... Jeff told me if I kept him, I would be guaranteeing myself a final 3, but I don't believe you wont be coming after me, because you told Kevin you wanted a final 3 deal with him and Jeff. I can honestly say, had I won HoH, I would've stuck to the deal. Kevin's done nothing but show me loyalty in this game... So do I wanna backstab him for the potential that you might not come after me next week?
Natalie: But I don't see that, Michele. I can't believe you. I really would like to keep Jeff for myself. I really, rally would, but if I keep Jeff, i will be screwing Kevin, and I will be guaranteed losing a jury vote. But it's not even mainly that, it's that I would be going back on my word to Kevin. He's been truthful to me. He hasn't. ANd up until yesterday, you're even telling him you wan tme out. So do I keep your ally in the house? SOmeone you've been with the whole game? I have no allies in this house.
Michele: Nor do I.
Natalie: I see it differently. You're still an ally with Jordan. And as far as comps go, I haven't given my all yet.
Michele: I know that. I'm not an idiot.
Natalie: This coming comp, I'm gonna give 110%. I feel like, if I don't win, I'm out. Mentally, Kevin knows everything that's gone on in the house, on a dime.
Michele: You have to realize, he's someone who went back on his word to Jeff last week, so I have no problem whatsoever lying to his face. I went back on my word, but there's nothing that changed between last week and this week for Kevin. He just did what he did.
Natalie: The reason holding me back from keeping Jeff is you. I don't trust you. Once it gets down to next week, Kevin and I, we said we're gonna play it out... Going into final 3, it's may the best person win. As of next week, Kevin and I have no deals. I just have doubts... all because of you.. shooting straight...
Jeff has now joined them on the couch.
Natalie goes on to Michele about how Michele can't be trusted... and that's her reason for voting Jeff out. At this point, Natalie's saying everything all over again, just for Jeff's benefit.
BB: Kevin, please go to the diary room.
BB: Michele, please go to the Diary Room.
Natalie: They just called Kevin too.
Michele: That's bizarre.
Michele goes in. Jeff and Natalie remain on the couch... Natalie goes back into the speech just for Jeff.
Jeff: I told you I could talk her down. If you vote for me, I can get her to vote Kevin out, not you. You think I can talk her out of using the veto on herself, but not on a vote? You promised to keep me safe too...
Natalie: I promised if I won HoH, I wouldn't put you up.
Jeff: This would be your way to repay me for keeping you safe for 2 weeks. What if I told you, I'd gun for Michele next week, but the week after that, I gotta put Kevin up.
Natalie: I gotta think about it. The one thing I have in this game..
Jeff: Your word was to keep me safe.
Natalie: You put me in the predicament to go home, and technically last week, you took Kevin off the block, not me. And Kevin told me you told him that it wasn't random.
Jeff: Where is your loyalty? I blew away my final 4 deal to roll with you guys.
Natalie: I wanna win or lose with Loyalty, integrity and honesty.
Jeff: This is the way to repay my loyalty... Are you gonna take my side or the side of some dishonest motherf'er who didn't put you up all year, because he didn't win dick all year.
Natalie: But your ally..
Jeff: I don't have an ally.. My ally's going home.
Natalie and Jeff continue...
Jeff: You have to think of you. Where are your best odds at? They're with keeping me. I'm guaranteeing you a final 3 deal.
Spark up the feeds, folks...
Natalie: If it came to me deciding, I would choose Jordan.
Jeff: I don't see how you side with someone who bold faced lied.
Natalie: If I keep you, I'm helping her out in this game...
Jeff; no, you're not.
Natalie: If it was Jordan, I would believe that, but it's Michele. I believe that if she got the opportunity, she would send me home. If Kevin wins the PoV next week...
Jeff: Then I go home again! You'd be safe on all angles. I would talk to Michele... I could tell her whatever I wanna tell her, and I would keep you safer than anyone else can here. I f'ing gave him the PoV, and he wants to f'in throw it back in my face? What kind of person are you alligning yourself with?
***The kind that's doing her bidding.
Natalie: I gotta think about it. I gotta think about going back on my word in this game.
Jeff: What kinda word is that? That's bullsh-t.
Michele has returned.
Michele: If you really wanna see trust, you keep him, and I'll keep you safe next week. I'll owe you, and that's putting a lot of faith in you.
Natalie: That's the hard thing. This whole game, you've never..
Michele: I wanted to. I wanted to use that PoV on you...
Jeff's gone inside now with Jordan in the bathroom... He's telling her what just went down outside.
Michele: So what do I need to do for you?
Natalie: I don't know.
Michele: You've never screwed me in this game...
Natalie: I don't think I've screwed anybody... I could screw Kevin right now, if I wanted to.
Michele: I have no chance of making it to the final 2 with Kevin here. I want Kevin gone.
Natalie: Lemme think.
Michele: I wanted to talk to you before the PoV ceremony.. Because I can do 2 things with the Veto... I said I would use the Veto on him, if I had the chance... but that's as far as it goes, because I know what his original plan was.
***Oh. My. Goodness.
Michele: Would I like to see 2 women in the final 2, like Chima wanted? Yes. All I know is, together, as a team, we could do this.
Natalie: It just comes down to winning next week.
Michele: I have been loyal and honest with those 2 in the game, but again, our deal ended at final 3.
Game Talk continues... Spark em up!
Jordan comes outside and joins them on the couch.
Natalie: As far as the veto goes, I don't wanna be the one to tell you what to do.. but again, I cannot trust you or take your word. I feel it would come back and bite me in the ass. Whatever the good sign of faith is... You gotta make the decision, because it's not just me in the end, there are others... I'll let you think about that, cuz there's only a few minutes.
Michele steps off.
Jordan: Natalie, c'mere. I was talking to Jeff last night...
Natalie: I want Jeff here. Honest to God, Jordan, I do. If I vote against Kevin, I'm going against my word... If Michele's so concerned for jeff staying, she should use the Veto on him.
Jordan: I asked her to, and she said no.
Natalie's going on about her loyalty, honesty and integrity again... I'm throwing up in my mouth. Kevin has now joined them on the couch.
Natalie: She asked me right now, what if I used the Veto on him. That's what she just told me.
I told her to do it, and that would be a sign of good faith to me. I didn't say anything else from there, just do it.
Jordan: She's not gonna.
***omg. Please Michele, no Hari Kari.
Natalie: I would love to go to the end with Jeff.
Jordan: He told me last night, "I will take Natalie with me." I said, well talk to her! I said the only reason I'm even saying this is because I know I'll be out next week, and you'll go further with Jeff than you will with Kevin. He like controls Michele. He can get her to do whatever. If I was you, I'd go with Jeff. I'm saying this in all honesty. I promise you.
Kevin returns... They notice L.A. is burning... finally.
Kevin: That would be so cool if they evacuate us.
Natalie: We'll talk more later.
Natalie goes in.
Jordan: Are there mountains near here?
Kevin: I don't know. Maybe Russell's fighting the fire. (time check - 10:21am BBT)
Cams 3 & 4
Michele & Jeff
Michele: If it fails miserably, and I go home, maybe I'll get the jury prize for being the nicest person.
Jeff: (laughs) All I can say is I'd love it if you took me off the block.
Jordan: Michele: Can I talk to him real quick? It's nothing bad. I just wanna ask him something.
Jordan starts to, then she decides to go get Michele, so there's no awkwardness... Can't find her. Jordan comes back to Jeff and tells him the conversation she just had outside with Natalie.
Pick a feed, any feed! Just spark em up!!
Kevin and Nataie are on 1 & 2
Jeff Jordan and Michele are on 3 & 4
Natalie: The bitch might use the f'ing veto on him.
Kevin: Do I have your word that you're voting Jeff out?
Natalie: Yeah, unless Michele uses the Veto on him, then I'm voting the b-tch out.
Kevin; Both of them are willing to kamikaze for him.
Natalie: You and I final 2. I'm sticking to my part. Do you think I'm stupid? I'm not.
Kevin and Natalie are fully aware the numbers are now in their favor, and they're keein on keeping it that way.
Kevin; I almost wanna call him out.
Natalie: Dude. No. You gotta keep letting me get sh-t like this. Don't say nothing.
***Or my cover is completely blown and I lose his jury vote.
Natalie: Is she using the veto on you? I think she is.
BB: Jeff, please put on your microphone.
Natalie: I seriously think that's an option.
Natalie leaves. Jeff tells Jordan how hot she looks...
Jeff: She said it'll work.
Stealth whispering from Jordan.
Jeff: Dude, I will sh-t my pants...
Jordan: I will too. And it's God's plan.
Jeff: Then I gotta drill her right in the back... We drill her out 2-0. It's crazy. WHy is she even sayig that. Now, I'm excited!
Jeff: I just f'ing sold my soul. I gotta pay the devil something.
BB: Jordan, please move your microhone higher.
Jordan: I can't.
Jeff: Here, let me try. What? I'm just helping production. This is crazy talk... You look so f'in hot right now.
Going back outside to Michele...
Natalie & Michele on 3 & 4
Natalie: He said it's gonna be you, me and Michele in final 3. I don't believe it.
Michele: I really wanted Kevin out. In retrospect, backdooring Russell was a stupid move.
Natalie: Unless Russell went after Jeff... but you're right, it coulda been a bad move too.
Big Bug. Natalie goes inside...
Around the house...
- Jeff's being a sweetie with Jordan.
- Natalie is outside talking to the feeds, who'd rather not hear her voice.. Natalie's referring to Michele's offer as making a deal with the devil again... saying she'll be sticking with Kevin... "I didn't even win HoH this week, and I still got all the power. What a great feeling. It's a win-win for me... I get to send home Jeff who sent Jessie out, or Michele who sent Chima out. "
- Kevin's inside talking to Michele
Kevin Joins Natalie outside, interrrupting her monologue. She, of course, tells him all about Michele's offer to her... about getting him out next.
***Hand cramp... brb!
Backyard - Couch
Kevin & Natalie
Natalie's retelling the tale of Michele waking her up this morning to talk.... and everything that followed.
Natalie: They keep pushing the envelope, and I'm like, lemme think about it. Yeah right.
Kevin: You know how we look at them as the same - it doesn't matter whoch one goes? They look at us the same way.
Natalie: Oh, and then Jeff lays into me with the deal from last week, and here's where i raised my voice to him... I told him, Jeff, you put me in the situation that I needed saving, and you told us that it was a random draw, and it wasn't... (see above conversation)
Kevin: You're guaranteeing yourself a final 3 with Michele who lies and Jeff who..
Natalie: Exactly.. and I don't want final 3. I want final 2. You make plans in the game. You make alliances. One thing Jessie always said about me is I'm a ride or die chick. You're gonna have to do your part too, though. You're gonna have to get rid of Jeff.. Or maybe now Michele. But I didn't tell her to use it on him... I couldn't do that. I never said I'd vote for her, and if the bitch thinks I would, she really is crazy... yeah, Michele, use the veto on Jeff, and I'll vote to keep you.. Sure......
Kevin: They really think we're dumb enough to keep the weakest player? They're desperate. Their backs are against the wall...
Natalie: I really hope she uses the Veto on herself though, Cuas ei want Jeff gone. I can beat Michele. Jeff would win endurance... Versus if Michele's here, I or you can beat her in endurance. It's amusing to me how they think I'm dumb.
Kevin: That's why they're approaching you. Cuz they think you're dumb.
Natalie: I was like, Michele, are you trying to tell me you'd get rid of him at final 3? But as soon as I say anything to you, you go tell Jeff... I'm 18. I know I'm not the brightest bulb, but I can do math pretty well. Kev, you gotta pretend like you don't know nothing.
Kevin: I gotta be like concerned though... because they're talking to you and I don't kn0w nothing.
Kevin: Is that what you wanna where when you'r ethe replacement?
Natalie: If I was going on the block, I'd have taken a shower and sh-t. Now remember, the only thing that should be on your mind is Jordan, Jordan, Jordan...
Kevin: Calm down.
Natalie: Do you know what you'r egonna say?
Kevin: All I'm gonna say is Jordan, you're the replacement nominee... If I say anything else, I'd have to be honest. I hate you all. You'r egoing home.
Natalie: Should I shower? Thry're probably gonna call me to the Diary Room.. They're calling everybody. (time check - 11:07am BBT)
Jordan comes outside....
Natalie: Jordan, you look all cute today.
Jordan: Thank you. I got this shirt at WalMart right before I left... for only $5.
Jordan goes back in. Natalie farts and tells Kevin that solidified their friendship.
Natalie & Kevin, cont'd.
Natalie: If the b-tch uses that Veto on him, just proves she's crazy. We better go inside while we can. We're gonna be on lockdown soon.
BB: Kevin, please come to the Diary Room.
Jeff & Jordan
After telling each other how good they look...
Jordan: Where is she (Michele)?
Jeff: Probably in the green room...
Jordan: No, I was just by there.
Jeff: Maybe she's up in HoH sleeping in Kevin's bed. I'm gettin gmore n more pissed every time I see Kevin, and then Natalie gives him her loyalty... For what?! Keep yourself safe!
11:21am - It seems Michele was in there under the covers all the while. Fortunately for Jeff, he wasn't bashing her. Jordan's so befuddled by Michele's sudden appearance, she leaves the room.
- Jordan's in the bathroom putting more makeup on...
- Jeff & Michele are having a lie down in the Pool Room.
- No cams on Natalie at the moment.
Jordan returns to the Pool Room and climbs into bed for a snuggle with Jeff. He's tracing the outline of her ear...
Michele lay in her bed alone, and her face is a range of emotions and expressions at the moment...
Michele gets up from her bed and exits the room. Cams 1 & 2 remain on Jeff & Jordan, as he continues to trace her ear. Jordan gets up and comes pretty darn close to exposing herself to the feeds again. She adjusts her top.
Jeff: A boob? I missed it!
Jordan stealth whispers. Jeff replies that Natalie and Kevin aren't even worth listening to.
Natalie * Kevin
Natalie: She's such a dumb b*tch.
Kevin: Maybe I should say something to Michele. I don't want her to use the Veto on Jeff. I want him gone. He'll be harder to beat next week.
Kevin: Maybe I should say something to Michele. I don't want her to use the Veto on Jeff. I want him gone. He'll be harder to beat next week.
Natalie: She'd probably leave her husband for Jeff.
Kevin: It's like he has 2 girlfriends in here.
Around the house...
- Michele has returned to her bed in the Pool Room.
- Jeff and Jordan are snuggle city in their bed in the pool room.
- Kevin and Natalie are in the Haves Room., but not talking at the moment.
BB: Michele, please go to the Diary ROom.
Jeff: Good luck. I think you got it down by now.
Michele gets up, checks herself out in the mirror, and leaves the room.
Jeff: She's crazy if she uses it on me.
Jordan: If she does, I'll flip out.
Jeff: I'll poop my pants.
Jordan: Maybe she was saying it just to get a reaction out of everyone.
Jeff: When she asked, she was like, if I use it, will you vote out Jordan?
Jordan: What if she does? omg. I will flip out.
Jeff: She's not gonna.
Jordan: Well, if you said yo'd vote me out, she might.
Jeff: I ddn't even say I'd vote you out. I said, you've got my vote, and I wasn't very convincing.
Jordan: She's trying to take my place.
Jeff: No, she's not. Take your place. (he kisses her) What a yoyo.
BB: House guests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside, and close the sliding glass door.
PoV Ceremony Lockdown!!!! Soon Come!!!
11:57am BBT - Trivia!!!! The PoV Ceremony is beginning! There's a new top post in your immediate future.