The Overnight Report™

Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday! :)

Jun's off in Cancun, so we wont be seeing a Sunday show blog from her, but I have a few thoughts on the edits this season... I know quite a few people have been perturbed by the favorable edit Jeff's been getting, in terms of the fight sequences, mainly, and how AGP cut out his threats to slit Russell's throat, and basically made him look like the calm one being attacked.

I'd just like to take a moment to point out that this happens every season. Each HG fills a role, and some things get deemed too explosive for primetime. This season: Jeff's been deemed the likeable hero, so the tv only audience will only ever see that portrayed. Even with Chima, they protected her from an onslaught of hate mail and repurcussions by not airing the real truth of her terrorist rants about Russell, much less her calling herself the twin towers and him the airplanes, or her calling Russell a Muslim extremist terrorist.

They prettied it up for the tv only viewers. That's just what they do.

Last season, Jerry's role was "sweet old grandpa," so his hideously nasty remarks about Keesha never made it to the tv only viewers. Likewise, Ollie and April's having full on sex, what seemed like almost nightly. As far as the tv only viewers knew, they just had a sweet, chaste little romance, like Jeff and Jordan.

Fortunately, every single minute of this is preserved on the Flashback Machine for all Superpass/Big Brother Live Feed subscribers... Season 10 and Season 11. The truth is always there, for anyone who wants it.

Moving right along...

The HGs had rather an early night last night... They were all alseep shortly after 1:30am! Here's what they were up to from midnight til bedtime...

At midnight BBT, we find Kevin and Natalie playing chess in the HoH Room on cams 1 & 2, and Jeff and Jordan enjoying what will likely be their last few days together in the house on 3 & 4. Michele is off camera.

Midnight BBT

Backyard - Hammock

Jeff & Jordan

Midnight finds the mid season power couple fascinated with each other's pupils, literally... Then we move on to the Praying Mantis that's eyeballing Jeff.

Jeff: Dude, he's like lookin at me, for real.

Jordan: He's been lookin' at you.

Jeff: Well, he could look that way. He knows something's goin' on over here.

***Maybe he's the one you saved, and he's now appointed himself your backyard guardian.

Jeff: He's like, lemme get in there.

Jordan: (ever so softly) I just pooted.

**lol!

Jeff: He looks like he's..

Jordan: Every time I have to fart around you, it's always silent.

Jeff: Looks like he's ready to spring into action... I was comfortable! Whaddya doin'? You keep movin' that way! Would you please stop moving?! You're disrupting the balance of the hammock.

Jordan: (sweetly) Please stop bitching.

Jeff: Really?

Jordan: Are you done?

Jeff: Let's just go back to the way we were...

Snuggles...

Jeff: Dude, I don't like this guy. I got you over here, and this guy eye ballin' me over here. I don't like it.

Jordan: Wanna go to bed soon?

Jeff: Why?

Jordan: I'm kinda sleepy.

Jeff: Are we gonna fool around?

Jordan: Nooowah, Jeff.

Jeff: Then forget it. (pause) A little bit?

Jordan: No... you know we're not.

Jeff: Uch. Don't lie.

Jordan: You know we're not going to...

Jeff: No, we're gonna.

***Jordan's responsive smile silently agrees.

Jordan: We fell asleep the other night around nap time with our hands locked.

Jeff: When?

Jordan: Was it today or was it yesterday?

Jeff: We were holding hands?

Jordan: Mm hmm. I think so. Cuz your hand was down here like this...

Jordan describes...

Jeff: What a photo moment. That's a Christmas card.

Talk turns to Jordan's big zit... Aahh.. young love.

Jeff: Don't touch it! You're gonna be like, (screws up his upper lip) Hi Julie...

Jordan: It's cuz I don't have any makeup to cover it.

Jeff: You better hope that thing springs into action tomorrow.. Yeah, Monday? You'll be good. Just stop touching it. (teases her a little more)

Jordan: Stop. I hope you get a huge pimple then.

Jeff: Why? Don't wish that on me.

Jordan: Yeah, cuz you're bein... (she presses her thumb against his lip)

Jeff: Ow, that hurt. Where was that dirty thumb all day?

Jordan: In my butt.

Jeff giggles. A little more chatter, then...

Jeff: So, did they ask you about the thing today?

Jordan: nope. Did they ask you?

Jeff: mm hmm.

Jordan: Shut up.

Jeff: No. They're not gonna ask about that.

Jordan: I hope they don't.

Jeff: It's like they were off tonight. Ya know? They didn't bug us.

Jordan: mm hmm

Jeff: Or maybe cuz it's getting less.. they don't have so many people.. Gah.. Remember when it was 13 people?

Jordan: Mm hmm

We here the pool balls crack in the distance.

Jordan: Who's... (turns and looks) That's Michele. Do you see her?

Jeff: Mm hmm ... I like that cool breeze.

Jordan: When she was holding that pool stick, she looked like she was holdin' a gun or something.

Jeff: Public Enemy?

Jordan: mm hmm

Jeff: Can't wait to watch that. What if they put it on the plane? That'd be the best ever.

Jordan: Plane for what?

Jeff: Whaddya mean, the plan for what?

Jordan: To leave?

Jeff: Yeah.

Jordan: Wait. For jury? Oh like... Oh, we'll have to fly, right? To Malibu?

***And I think we have our Jordanism of the night.

12:15am BBT

Jordan: I'm sleepy.
Jeff: You can't go to bed. I'll come lay down, but I'm gonna wanna crack jokes.
Jordan: ok. I wanna lay in the bed.

But first, Jordan's rendition of the Pepto Bismol commercial...

Jeff & Jordan go inside to brush their teeth and get ready for bed.

***Moving over to check on Natalie & Kevin.

CUT TO:

12:18pm BBT

HoH Room

Natalie & Kevin

Playing chess... very little talking going on that's not related to the chess game, until...

Natalie: I'll talk to Jordan when Jeff's gone. There's no point to talk to her now.

CUT TO:

12:29am BBT

Bathroom

Michele & Jeff

Michele: Time for bed?

Jeff: Yup. Umm.. I mean.

Michele: Not really, right?

Jeff: Yeah, later...

Michele giggles.

Jeff: Dude, I slept all day.

Michele: Good, you'll be up all night.

Jeff: Aww, man. I hope not. I think the more you sleep, the more tired you get.

Michele: Yeah.

Jeff: I think that's where I'm at...

Jeff blows his nose, sticks the tissue up it, and walks towards the sink...

Michele:

Jeff: Tomorrow I have to do more productive things.

Jeff walks down the hall...

Michele: Like what?! You gonna knit a blanket or something? What are you gonna do in here?

Jeff: I don't know. Maybe I'll try somethin' like that. Something!

Michele: Make a playdoh statue?

Jeff: I was gonna say... make something outta clay. I'll make a little Jeff tomorrow.

Michele: Woooh!

Jeff moves to the itchen and pours himself a glass of water, then crosses the house, until he arrives to Jordan in the Pool Room, already in bed.

Jeff: What're you lookin' at?

Jordan: You.

Jeff: You abandoned me again.

Jordan: No! You were pluckin your eye brows.

Jeff takes his clothes off... folkds them...

Jeff: 10 seconds after you were outta there. May I close this?

Jordan: Yeah, I jut kept it open for your sake.

Jeff closes the door between the two rooms and climbs into bed with Jordan.

Fast fwding a few minutes to 12:40am BBT. Jordan's giving Jeff some scratch time...

Jeff: I feel like a dog all the time. No matter where you scratch me, I'm like (pant, pant).

Jordan: Oh man...

Jeff: Jowdan. Don't do it.

Jordan: Don't do what?

Jeff: Don't sleep. See, you wouldn't be so tired, if you didn't abandon me.

Jordan: I was mad at you before.

Jeff: You were? For what?

Jordan: Cuz I thought you were being sneaky.

Jeff: How?!

Jordan: You and Michele were talkin', and I thought you were trying to be sneaky, and I got mad.

Jeff: Really? And then you figured out that she just came in there whiel I was playin cards?

Jordan: No. I figured I'd just bust in there.

Jeff: Awww. I was playin cards by myself, and she just came in.

Jordan: I know. I was pissed cuz I thought you were ryin to be sneaky behind my back, like I didn't know what you were doin'.

Jeff: No, I wouldn't do that.

Jordan: Then I walked outside, and I kinda walked around, then I kinda came in here and set, and then I walked out... Remember?

Jeff: Oh.. when i went to go shower?

Jordan: Mm hmm. And then I went outside, and then you came outside. I was mad!

Jeff: No, totally not. I was

Jordan: I was like, this a-hole.

Jeff: See, you jump to conclusions, instead of just asking me.

Snuggle, giggle...

Jordan: I didn't.

Jeff: I just went in there to play by myself, and then I heard the door open, and I thought it was you...

Jordan: Well, she asked me. (whisper) She was like, "Is Jeff in the Green Room?" I was like, 'i dunno," and she goes in there and I was like, huh? ok. You didn't finish.

Jeff: That was it. The end of the story.

Jordan: I know. You never told me what she said.

Jeff: I told you.

Jordan: Ok. You did. I forgot... nevermind.

Jeff: You were mad... Don't f'in do that sh-t.. Get mad at me for no reason.

Jordan: I was... Especially somebody that I'm close with and's supposed to be my partner, doin something shady and sneaky.

Jeff: Well, was I?

Jordan: I don't know.

Jeff: Well, was I?

Jordan: I guess not, but that's why I left.

Jeff: ok.

Jordan: That's why I walked out.

Jeff: Stupid.

Jeff rolls over to kiss her. She says no.

Jordan: You said you don't.

Jeff: I don't what? I was tryin' to work it?

Jeff fans the blanket up, sharing a noxious smell with Jordan.

Jordan: Jeff! Ew! Your farts smell at night...

This is followed by a whole lot of fart talk, which naturally leads into cuddling...

Meanwhile, upstairs in the HoH Room on Cams 1 and 2, the chess match has finally finished and Natalie and Kevin get to talking.

1:09am BBT
HoH Room
Natalie & Kevin

Natalie: 2 in a row, baby! Ahhh! (she won)

Kevin: Oh my God. Whatever. You're not better than me. It's gonna be a weird 4 days.

Natalie: I'm excited for next week.
Kevin: It's like, this is gonna continue. We walk into the room, they're gonna spread. Jeff and Jordan are gonna be all coupled up. It's just gonna be weird. Is there something we can take advantage of? Like.. Use this week to court Michele?

Natalie: What do you mean, court Michele?

Kevin: Like, make her... Cuz Jeff and Jordan are gonna be really coupled up, right? And she's gonna feel really jealous.

Natalie: Yes. It doesn't matter what we say or do to her.. Hse's gonna run back to them and tell them, because now it gives her a reason to talk to them...

Kevin: No, we don't have to tell her anything. Just hang out with her a lot.

Natalie: But it's not gonna change anything.

Kevin: She's still gonna take Jordan.

Natalie: Right. And by the way, we're 4 and 2 in pool also. I'm up 2 out there.. and now 2 here. Hey, you should be happy. I'm on a winning path. It's all week, baby.

Kevin: Well,I'm doing it on purpose to build up your self esteem. That's what the plan is.

Kevin: Why does this feel so long?! Cuz the veto was early...
Natalie: Not even because of that... There's only 5 people here.
Kevin: and he's not even f*cking trying!
Natalie: Do you really want him to try, or something?!
Kevin: No! Do you think he could convince Jordan to do something dumb?

Natalie: Like what?

Kevin: Like, get expelled?
Natalie: No (giggles)...

Kevin: Seriously.

Natalie: (still laughing) Why would we want that? Then Jeff would stay.

Kevin: No. Do you think he...

Natalie: Jordan's not gonna do nothing, Kevin. She knows, and he wouldn't do that to her, because he actually cares for her and likes her, and he knows that she'd lose her money.

Kevin: Well, she's already willing to lose 500.

Natalie: Yeah, but she still gets the money for being here.

Kevin: The stipend?

Natalie: Yeah. Jordan would never do that, she's not that dumb.

Kevin: Yes she would! Why don't you think that would happen?
Natalie: He won't do that! It's not gonna happen. First of all, he can't do that. You're not allowed to bait people.
Kevin: Nonono... Just ask her. Throw your mike in the pool... She's willing to give up 500! Maybe we should give him hope, so he doesn't get desperate like that.
Natalie: Stop worrying! Jeff's going home. She's just trying to be nice. Jordan would never do something stupid, so stop worrying. You just have to vote to evict him. She knows he's going home. Why do you think she's making out with him at night?!

Pause...

Natalie: Tomorrow, we have the ceremony, and we get to find out how much money...

Talk returns to Jordan.

Kevin: She has dumbb*tch-itis. And when you have dumbbitch-itis, you do dumb things. Symptoms include: offering to give up 500,000 to some random dude.
Natalie: Trust me, I know.
Kevin: Lydia had dumbb*tchitis!
Natalie: If your boyfriend was in the house, and it was you or him, would you want him to go?
Kevin: It had to be?

Natalie: Yeah.

Kevin: I think he would have to go. I'm a better competitor than him.

Natalie: Well. We're not talking about that. If you had to win 500,000 dollars, would you prefer to have it, or would you prefer your boyfried to have the 500,000?

Kevin: We're both the same, though.
Natalie: No, cuz you're not. He could take that money, and say, "peace." You're not like a husband and wife where..

***Actually, Natalie, that's exactly what they're like... Kevin, take note.

Kevin: He would never do that in a billion years. It's not even the same!
Natalie: I'm trying to get to a point! They're not even realy together, and she's willing to give it up. If it came down to me and my boyfriend, I'd say, I want the 500,000 dollars.
Kevin: She's been infected with dumbbitchitus!

Talk turns to Lydia...

Natalie: 1st off, Lydia was a bipolar, crazy ass b*tch.

Kevin: It was just the last week, when Jessie left... She went bazerko.

CUT TO:
1:25am BBT
Natalie & Kevin

Haves Room

Natalie and Kevin come downstairs for a few minutes... They make a stop in the Haves Room, and Natalie shows Kevin her bag, where she's hidden Michele's comp gloves that she went rifling through her possessions earlier in the evening to steal. Kevin's going to lock them up in the HoH Room, so Michele won't be able to find them.

Natalie: They want me up as the replacement nominee. You'd better not mess up tomorrow.
Kevin: Mess up?
Natalie: You better not say my name.
Kevin: (teasing her) If I do, you're safe.. I dunno, should I?
Natalie: What?! If you do, there is no hope! I'll get a butter knife and sharpen it!
Kevin: (still teasing) I dunno, you have been awfully close to Jeff.

A couple more minutes of chatter, then both make their way to bed and sleep. By 1:39am BBT, all the HGs are snoozing.

That's all folks! :) As of 7:55am BBT, BB just woke the HGs!!

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