Twas the Night Before Eviction...
Around the house.
- Jessie & Lydia are still in the Green Room. She looks better now.
- The other HGs go outside after the lockdown and discover a contraption.
Jeff Jordan and Russell stay outside. Natalie comes outside, and continues fueling the fire against Michele and Lydia. She and Ronnie are playing pool.
Some of the messages...
(These messages are from the call-in messages people left and they are being playing over the speakers.)
- I'd like to tell you to stop whining. (Natalie: Then stop watching!)
- You may think you're playing smart. But we're watching those who play with hear. Never give up never in That is the only way you will win.
- Make sure all the HGs when you're brushing you teeth. Make sure the water is not running
- Look to the person on your left. To the person. To the person on your right. They're both liars.
Ronnie: It's official we're the most hated HGs.
Chima: We're not the most hated, they're just playing the negative messages.
8:23 PM BBT
Jordan: I said that you were allied with Ronnie because you were not talking to me. I might as well tell you so it's not misconstrued.
Russell: It's okay. I understand.
Jordan: I'm hearing all sorts of crap from people
Russell: I'm not after you or Jeff.
Jordan: We're not after you either.
Russell takes this opportunity for more Michele bashing. Refer to any conversation the the afternoon post.
Jordan brings it all into perspective.
Jordan: Well. I'm voting for Ronnie to be out of here.
Russell tells Jordan the story from middle school about the boy he was fighting with. His dad told him to go the next day and make up. He did, and wound up being his best friend.
Russell: Jeff is a good guy. You'll see I wrote positive things about you guys.
Jordan: I don't know what I would do without Jeff. He always sees the good in things.
- If any of you the 500, 000 dollars you should buy me a car.
- While reading the Bible do not rub your belly button lint on the pillow in the Green Room.
- I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves.
- Stop thinking you're so cute when you're voting to evict. America is getting irritated. You are all irritating me. ( They think it's BB9 Natalie,. This season's Natalie thinks it's directed at her.)
Kevin, Michele, Chima & Ronnie.
Kevin: Man they're hatin' on us.
Ronnie is standing there with arms folded lecturing from his vast volume of knowledge. Then he tells them that he was reading the Bible in the Green Room and he had his finger in his belly button, (not picking it) and then stuck his hand to the side.
Jordan just found out that Natalie hasn't taken a shower in a few days. "Oh my GAWD!"
8: 46 PM BBT
Jordan, Jeff & Russell
Jeff & Russell are playing pool. Jordan is on the elliptical. Russell offers Jordan his bath if she wants to use it tonight.
Kevin comes out.
Jordan: You're still okay for tomorrow?
Kevin: Oh yeah.
Jordan: Why are you acting weird?
Kevin: Oh no. It's 100%
He goes back in.
(**A rap which I couldn't hear very well...)
- HGs, if you think if you're in charge of the house, someone else is pulling your strings.
- HG if you think outside make sure you have plenty of SPF, if you don't have SPF use butter.
Jordan: That's for Natalie.
8:53 PM BBT
Chima, Ronnie & Kevin
Ronnie thinks most of the messages are for him. The one about the DR was for him because of the message he had for Casey during his eviction vote. Talk turns to nail polish. Natalie wants to take her weekly bath, but they are telling her to wait because she will miss the messages. More talk about the messages.
Chima: Maybe the Mystery Power is to exchange someone from in the house with someone who has been evicted.
Ronnie: Yes! That's it! If I am taken to sequester (**When pigs fly) then that means someone will be selected to come back. (meaning him)
He is doing his nails as he keeps spinning the Mystery Power into a scenario that will best suit him. Jessie comes in complaining that Lydia threw the peanut butter in his face. They leave Chima alone in the bathroom. Natalie comes in, and says she thinks it's over.
Chima: Good. If it's over then I can be HOH because I remember all of them.
Natalie: That wouldn't make me feel bad.
Natalie: I told him not to talk to Lydia and what does he do? He's been in there for two hours. I'm done. He slapped me in the face. He chose a side.
9:12 PM BBT
Chima & Jessie
Jessie is explaining to Chima why he was in the Green Room. That she was suicidal, and I was listening to her, and she was feeling betrayed. He says that he went in there because Michele, Lydia and Kevin were outside scheming. (***To stop them from talking?) Jessie doesn't want Chima to tell anyone. Chima insists he should tell Natalie because she is p*ssed at him.
***I need some sanity so I'm going to see what's up in the backyard.
9:16 PM BBT
Jordan, Michele & Jordan
They are talking about Lydia and concerned about her. Jordan is telling them about Ronnie trying to win sympathy votes. Michelle asks her if she's for sure voting him out. Jordan energetically confirms that.
They play the messages again:
They start talking about Russell. Michele gets up goes to the patio sofa and starts crying.
Jordan: Why are you crying?
Michele: Cause I hate this f'ing house. I'm having a nervous breakdown.
Kevin and Jordan comfort her.
Kevin: I cried twice.
Jordan: Is that what's wrong with you.
Kevin: Not today. Before
Jordan: Everyone is acting weird again.
Michele: I know.
Jordan: It will be okay tomorrow. Ronnie will be out tomorrow.
Michele: It sucks if he stays.
Kevin and Jordan confirm that they are voting him out. Jeff joins the TLC party.
Jeff: What's wrong? You're just tired of everyone talking?
Jordan: Let Jeff talk to you. He helped me when I was down.
Michele is upset about Russell. Jeff suggests she talk to him. Michele doesn't want to. She is afraid he will come at her again.
Jeff: It's nothing personal. It's just a game. Just step out of it. You have your life. Your husband. I understand. You talk to people and you need someone to trust. Nobody is mad at you.
Michele: Thank you
Jeff: You want some water?
Michele says that production people told her she should cry. She should be sad.
Kevin: They made you second guess something?
Jordan: Cry. You were getting hammered at by all these people and you didn't cry a lot
Michele: I'm upset about Russell. I thought he was my friend. But he's an a-hole.
Jeff brings her water.
Jeff: You shouldn't stress. You won the POV. You took yourself off the block. You have your life. Your husband.
Kevin: It's tough.
Michele: I feel like everyone pretending. They don't like me.
Jordan: Oh stop! I liked you from day one.
They are all doing their best to calm her and comfort her and give her perspective.
Messages loop in again:
- If you were half of what you think you are, you would twice as smart as you actually are. Do the math.
Michele feels better and goes into the jacuzzi. They ask Kevin what's wrong. He's down because of the things they told him about Lydia. Talk turns to the others wanting to keep Ronnie home, but they have the votes right there to evict him. Talk turns to the messages and how they are directed against the other side of the house.
Russell followed closely by Ronnie come out. Lydia comes out.
Meanwhile in the kitchen Jessie is talking to Chima, but sorry I can't do it! You can't make me switch to that feed! :)
9:59 PM BBT
Jeff & Jessie
Pitching to keep Ronnie.
Jessie: Me and Natalie have you guyses best interests in mind.
Jeff: I know what's going on. I'm not dumb
Jessie: Did you watch my season blah blah blah
Jeff: When I was down no one wanted to talk to me. Now..
Jessie: Well me and Natalie went from HOH to have not.
More pitching to keep Ronnie.
Jessie: Ronnie keeps his word. You can trust him.
Jeff: Yeah I did that. He put me up. Whatever goes around come around. I know he is 100% loyal to you, and even if we were to ally ourselves to you we would be on the bottom.
Jessie: Yeah but the alternative, you would be on the top of a sh*t...
Jeff: I'm not the top of anyone's list. Right now. I'm just sitting back and letting people go at each other (**paraphrasing) I can win HOH next week.
Jessie: To me, going back to my word. I stick my neck out to people.
Pitch. Pitch. Pitch. Jeff is not buying it.
Jessie: When the power was in my hands. It wouldn't have been you.
Jeff: Well you couldn't.
Jessie: Well regardless. Who else can tell you that. (***Umm everyone)
Realizing that trying to keep Ronnie is pointless, Jessie is pitching an alliance with the four of them.
***You get the pitch - ure. More of the same.
***Mercifully the messages come back on. Jeff makes his escape.
- HGS If you think you're in charge of the house, someone else is pulling the strings. (**Timing is excellent!)
Chima & Michele
They are cleaning
Natalie comes in and complains about Lydia hanging out with Russell when she called her out about hanging out with him.
The women clean:
while the girl eats watches...
Jeff out of DR. He was there about 20 minutes.
11:09 PM BBT
Chima, Michele & Kevin
They are deconstructing Russell and his speech. Chima compares his tactics to that of an abuser who isolates the victim from his/her friend and family. That's why she didn't want people talking to him, so he doesn't play with their heads. They are rehashing more of the same discussions re Russell and the arguments he started. Chima comments on the fact that he can't stand strong women.
Chima: Never put a wishbone where your backbone should be.
***Genie's backbone and backside are going to bed! Someone mind the critters! :)