Wednesday Afternoon in Wizard Land
Welcome to an Afternoon of Russell's Paranoia
12:58 PM BBT
Russell, Natalie, & Russell
Russell is all fired up by Michele's comment to Chima the other night about erectile dysfunction despite the fact that he told Michele that they are still good. He has been venting to Jeff who also brought up Greenroomgate. Now Russell has gone to the Green Room to fill in Jessie and Natalie on his latest suspicions. It was a quick session that brought much satisfaction to Jessie's and Natalie's Ears.
Now, he is pacing in the kitchen...
Folks, he seems ready to combust again. Spark up your feeds. There might be another "show".
1:05 PM BBT
Lydia, Michele & Jeff.
They are hanging enjoying the day before the dreaded lock down. Lydia thinks Jeff and Jordan are very cute, how he offered to get her laundry if she isn't awake yet.
Russell is still in the kitchen, cooking food and in his thoughts...
Outside, it's relaxed and fun. There is no game talk, and that's just fine with me. Who knows what's brewing in Russell's head right now. He has just been called to the DR.
As of 1:24 PM BBT
All feeds on the three in the pool. Chatter. No game talk. I will jump in to update when anything changes. :)
1:36 PM BBT
Russell comes out. He seems calmer.
Michele: Did you get the camera?
Russell: Oh. we're supposed to do that today.
Talk turns to the weather. Russell thinks it's too hot. Michele wants rain. Jeff and Russell tell Michele to stop mumbling, that she does that a lot.
The ladies are tanning. Jeff is cleaning the pool. Russel is wandering around.
Lydia: Jeff! You splashed water on my face.
Jeff: Dude, that was so planned! It was masterfully executed.
BB Voice: Russell. Please go to the Diary Room.
Jeff: Go get your camera.
Jeff complains about an ant in his drink. "Dude you were just in my mouth. That's kinda personal!
BB Voice: Michel. Please go to the Diary Room.
Feed 3 is on the corridor to DR as Michel goes in....
Only Jeff and Lydia are outside. Lydia asks Jeff if he will really vote to keep her here.
Jeff: For the hundredth time yes! Do you have everyone else you need?
Lydia: I have Michele, you, Jordan, Kevin.
Jeff: That's all you need.
Lydia: That's all I need.
Comfortable silence as Jeff works on weights and Lydia works on her tan. Jeff takes break to ponder the ducky...
Lydia: You love him don't you?
Jeff: Dude we're BFFs for sure. I'm taking him with me. ( ** the ducky :>)
Lydia: You have to let me know how it feels to have the mystery power
Jeff: I don't have it yet.
Lydia: Do you think anyone has it yet
Jeff: I don't know. I want it.
2:11 PM BBT
Around the house
Feeds 1 &2 on Jeff milling about the in the backyard
Feeds 3& 4 on Lydia drying her hair and Kevin taking a shower.
Michele has come out into the backyard with a snack. Jeff is continuing his workout. He just sang a snippet of Mario Brothers theme song. (***Can I love this dude any more?)
Chima is up and in the bathroom alone.
2: 23 PM BBT
Chima, Kevin & Lydia
Kevin: Can I count on both your votes if I do get evicted with Mystery Powers? (he means evicted)
He is worried that Ronnie has the power and will put him up.
Kevin: Or if I am evicted and you're voted back.
Chima: No one is coming back.
Kevin: Well I heard Braden might be back.
Chima: Who said that?
Kevin: Well I don't know.
Chima: I don't care who has the Mystery Power as long as it's
Lydia: Not Russell
Chima: Not Russell
Lydia tells Chima that she heard Natalie say, Chima, Michele, Lydia.
Lydia: Jessie wants everyone to protect him and keep him off the block. But where is he when we need him?
Chima: Jeff is talking to him. And Michele too! I asked them, why are you talking to him.
Lydia: I don't know.
Chima: What's the point of talking to him, unless it's non-game.
Michele comes in.
Lydia: Kevin. You look so distressed.
Chima: If I win HOH I don't want him in my room, and if they say I have to, I will say I don't feel safe.
Talk turns to something in their food... not sure. It seems like a bit more paranoia and Lydia is turbo whispering without sound.
Russell has the camera! He takes a picture of Michele and Jeff in the pool, and goes inside for sleeping victims.
2:36 PM BBT
Ronnie & Russell
Russell is telling Ronnie about Michele's lies. That she will win the game. He is retelling the erectile dysfunction story. (**Thou doth protest too much). He tells Ronnie that Michele has a Ph.D. Russell is blaming Ronnie's nomination on Michele, and that she has the Mystery Power. He is spilling all the beans to Ronnie. Ronnie says he wishes he could get Jeff and Jordan to cote for him. More Michele bashing.
They are busted coming out of the pool room together smiling by Kevin and Lydia. Russell tries to cover by asking them if they want to take a picture. They both turns him down.
Ronnie goes to the washroom to report his talk with Russell to Chima. She declares it BS and tells him she will talk to him later.
Kevin, Lydia & Jordan.
Jordan is filling them in on what Ronnie was telling them last night. Russell hands them the camera and leaves.
Kevin: He's trying to make people believe that I am his new target, and that he's not going after Jeff or Jordan.
Lets the picture taking commence! Lydia is coming up with artistic shots. Quite fun!
They take a picture of Jessie and Natalie sleeping in the Green Room.
3:00 PM BBT
Jordan & Ronnie.
They are preparing food. Ronnie is making eggs, and Jordan is battling with a kiwi. There is no game talk between them, surprisingly, Ronnie hasn't launched his gazillionth campaign.
Jeff comes and there is some cuteness. He tries to go back outside.
Jordan: Wait! Talk to me! I'm bored.
Jeff: What do you mean? The robot is behind you, put a battery in him.
Jordan: Ronnie! He's talking about you!
They all laugh.
3:19 PM BBT
Kevin, Michele, Lydia & Jordan
Jordan is telling them about Ronnie's 6 hours pitch yesterday.
Jordan: While Ronnie was talking, I kissed Jeff for the first time, kissed him kissed him. and Ronnie was "like yeah what I mean is..."
3:20 PM BBT
Ronnie & Chima
Ronnie is giving his pitch for Jordan to Chima. That he will play her sympathy to get "one" vote.
Chima: So what about the Russell thing?
Ronnie: He came in and took a picture of me sleeping. I said you dirty mf! You put me and I didn't put you up He said I apologize I thought it was you who was lying about me but it was Michele.
Chima: Maybe I should go to Michele and tell her he wishes he put her up not you.
He relates the erectile dysfunction blah blah. Natalie comes in and Ronnie rewinds the record. Jeff is called to DR and interrupt their talk. Ronnie leaves. Natalie takes the opportunity to spin the story to give Russell the benefit of the doubt. She says that Michele told her that the reason she lied was because she didn't want Chima to be mad at her. Chima is not buying any of it.
Russell tells Jessie about the Michele incident. He wants Jessie to intercede with Chima.
Jessie: She's not seeing it because it doesn't benefit her.
Michele bashing. They are talking about finding a way to get Jeff or Jordan to keep Ronnie. Natalie walks in.
Russell: I f'ing blew it. Michele played me.
He retells the story for the fifth time. Jessie asks Natalie if she's buying it, and Natalie says no. Jessie wants to call a house meeting to call out Michele.
Natalie tells Russell she got into a huge fight with Lydia because she was talking to him at the breakfast table.
Russell: Chima runs her f'ing mouth like a dumb@**
Jessie is pushing hard to get Lydia evicted.
Jessie: That's why we have to kick Lydia in the f'ing head and get her out.
Natalie goes to the bathroom to retell the same story again.That Jeff called Michele out for lying. Natalie is trying to spin it to mean that Michele was lying about the back dooring that cause the fight. (**But she was apologizing for the erectile dysfunction comment not about them wanting to back door Russell)
Natalie: He wasn't lying. Michele was lying.
Chima: I want to kick her ass.
Natalie: I told Russell to call a house meeting and call her out.
Chima wants to find her, but Natalie is telling her to wait before he calls a house meeting. They are waiting on Jeff.