It's just past noon in the BB 11 house, and the HGs are chillin... Jordan and Michele are enjoying their matching bathing suits. It's time for Jordan's daily squeeze/smoosh. Kevin's just hopped into the shower. Natalie's upstairs in the HoH Room, in bed, looking at the empty spy screen, or plotting her next diabolical move.
Bathing beauties in the backyard of the BB house...
Around the house...
- Up in HoH, Natalie's fallen asleep, and she sounds like she's having another nightmare.
- Michele's now in the pool with Jordan, and they're having a laugh about the Technotronic question last night. This progresses into all things happy and Jeff...
- Kevin's just finished in the shower.
Jordan and Michele
Talk has turned to their goodbye messages for Jeff.
Michele: Hopefully, we won't have to record them for each other this week... No one's had to record one for me yet.
Michele: I've always taken myself off.
Jordan: That's a good thing.
Brief fishies, and we return to Jordan and Michele talking about getting cute and made up for the Nomination Ceremony... after tanning, of course.
12:31pm BBT - Talk turns to the coming PoV... then hindsight.
Michele: You know where things went wrong? The can competition. Jeff should've thrown it, so Kevin could win.
Jordan: Jeff said that too.
Michele: I was like, why's he going for it so hard? Kevin's not coming after him.
Jordan: Honestly, I think if Russell was still here, Kevin woulda been too scared to put him up. He always seemed scared of him.
Michele: They're funny... They're (the DR) like... Is this the final 4 you predicted? I'm like, no, but half of our final 4 is here.
Natalie's spouting rubbish about Michele as she practices her speech to Kevin... Her plan is to attack Michele in her speech at the very basest of levels. She'll call her a hypocrit of a Christian, herself a real Christian, etc...
Natalie: Michele, making a deal with you would be like making a deal with Satan herself... etc., etc...
Kevin plans to then make a scene, as if he's angry with Natalie to Michele and Jordan... How Natalie's thrown him under the bus now, after he kept her safe last week.
Natalie: I think it's gonna work. I told them mine's gonna be a hefty speech, so it's gonna be a little longer than usual...
Kevin: They said that's ok?
Natalie: Yeah... and then I'm gonna say, Jordan, I could only nominate 2 people, otherwise, I'd put you up there too.
Kevin: Know what I was thinking about that upset me last night? That you are genuinely concerned that I would betray you.
Natalie: I know. I don't really think it.. It's just after hearing it form every angle...
Kevin: Part of the plan was to spread the message.
Natalie: No, I know. And everything we say is to make everyone think we're not together. And we're doing it all for us to go to the end. And I honestly think it'll be a 50-50 shot.
Kevin: Jordan has a very sad trailer trash story that America will love.
They're thinking Ronnie must've been 2nd for the coup d'etat.
Natalie adds that she's going to tag on something about yes, she's 18, but she's no dummy...
Natalie: The b-tch thinks I'm dumb. I'm not dumb, you're actually the dummy... and that's why you're fighting for your spot this week. I wish I could write this down!
Kevin: It needs to be free flowy though.
Natalie: I wanna do this fashion show.
Kevin: Me too... Poor Jordan...
Natalie: Don't say that sh-t. Same thing happened to me. Also, I'm gonna say, although Chima's gone, I'm avenging her...
Kevin: When i was talking to her last night, she said..
Natalie: She was planning on backdooring Jeff.
on and on...
Natalie: I'm gonna let her know that I'm here to avenge Chima. Yes Chima got expelled, because she threw her mic in the jacuzzi, but Michele, you caused her to throw her mic in the jacuzzi. Yes, Michele, you caused it.
12:55pm BBT - Mercifully, talk turns to the fashion show. I'm Leaving HoH... I've had enough.
1pm BBT - Meanwhile, outside, Michele and Jordan are talking about their lives, as well as Michele's studies and career choices... Jordan's studies too... Listening to them talk, it becomes clear that Michele is a truly gentle person and an excellent patient teacher, never making Jordan feel anything less than an equal as she explains things to her.
1:20-1:30pm BBT Talk turns to adoption and foster care. Michele plans to do both... Jordan talks about the kids starving in other countries, and Michele points out that there are plenty of children in America in the same position... then on to Brad and Anglina...
Michele & Jordan, cont'd
Michele: If I get to choose, Kevin's going home.
Jordan: Yeah, me too. I just hope one of us wins.
Michele: If I leave this week, I won't be mad. I've done really well.
Jordan: You're not leavin'. I'll do everything in my power...
Michele tells Jordan how she had to psych herself up for the comp last week, and Jordan tells her to do the same thing this week. Michele thinks perhaps her voting to evict Jordan last week could work in their favor, because maybe it'll throw Natalie and Kevin off...
Jordan: 50,000 is more than I've got in my bank account, so I'd be more than happy to take it. I can't even imagine it. Can you?
Jordan: I'd be too scared to spend it. My mom works at a bank though, so I'd just get her to handle it. She'll know what to do.
Talk turns to chatter about other HGs, then...
Jordan: I just feel bad, because if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have made it this far.
Michele: Ya know, you can say that, but you really don't know that for sure...
***I'm taking a tushie break. Be back in a few.
Jordan: I'll cry if Kevin gets the veto. OMG, I'll cry. Wont you?
Michele: Not publically, but I will be in the green room. We just have to think positively.
They start rehashing yesterday's HoH. Michele's trying to look on the bright side, saying it could work in their favor with Natalie, because it'll give her false confidence that she can beat them in comps.
Back to PoV.
Jordan: You can do it. You can do it. It's good that she's HoH, because we're more in control of the votes... I trust your word, and I know you trust mine.
Michele: And it's good too, because Natalie gets good faith from us...
Jordan: Were you really seriously thinking about using the PoV on Jeff?
Michele: I was. Cuz people have successfully done that in the game.. They talked me out of it. Yeah, brief moments of insanity happen. No more though.
Jordan: I've been in this pool all day.
Michele: I know. I feel like I've gotten more tan today. I wonder what they're doing in there...
Talk turns to the perils of talking to Kevin.
Jordan: That's why I'm trying to avoid and stay to myself, so people wont accuse me...
Michele: Well, we're obviously scheming out here...
Jordan: We do this every day though... He's the one person Jeff won't want to see in the finals, because he didn't do anything. It probably woulda been better to get him out than Lydia out, but I couldn't deal with that psycho anymore.
Michele: At this point, my chances of winning 500,000 are very slim, so I have to pick someone who I wouldn't mind giving that kind of money too, and I choose you. You and your mom... It woudld so change your lives.
Jordan: Awwww... Thank you. I keep talking to Natalie about Kevin's gotta go...
Michele reiterates the strength of their position, in losing the HoH this week.
Natalie and Kevin are planning new, fun ways to torture Michele, like stealing all the blankets, not letting her sleep, etc. You know, good, sporting behavior, per usual.
Michele & Jordan
Chatter about travel...
Jordan's out of the pool and into the hammock for just a little more sun and drying off time, before she hits the showers, pre noms ceremony...
Natalie & Kevin
They're playing what if Chima... villify Michele... same song and dance. Then Kevin makes a suggestion to Big Brother, that they should add an intercom to the HoH Room, so the HoH could call whoever they wanted up there... Natalie says it could backfire, and the HoH's conversations be heard. She adds that "they" asked her if she wanted that...