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Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Overnight Report™

Good morning, Big Brother lovers!! Happy Thursday and Happy Live Show Day. Tonight, barring divine intervention from Ms. G., Russell's very likely going to get the birthday present Natalie promised him. All things considered, it feels odd to even say Happy Thursday, but there it is. Jeff lost fair and square. He got got.

If you'd like to skip straight to the funny part - Go to Cam 1 @ 2am. It's hysterical.

Last night on the live feeds, the HGs played a few pranks on each other, but none succeeded with that gotcha moment. Natalie told both Jeff and Michele, separately, that she would be voting to evict Jeff. Kevin wasn't pleased, because the whole point of the entire ruse was to mess with Michele's head until the latest possible moment, in order to take her out of contention for the HoH comp.

Michele was approached by Natalie about forming a new alliance and getting Kevin out, since "it would be stupid for anyone to take him to final 2 with the way he's universally adored by the jury." Further, Natalie told Michele that her deal with Kevin ended at midnight, saying it was only til final 4, and she told her about her and Kevin's F4 deal with Jeff and Jordan, which started with getting Russell out.

Jeff and Jordan spent their last night together... Since that's the only part anyone will want details on, that's what I'll be focusing on in The Overnight Report™.

Please refresh this post and check back starting around 6:30am BBT for the 1st sections of TOR™.


12:07am BBT
Kitchen Area
Jeff & Jordan
Cam 3

Jordan's concerned about her scarring... She wants Jeff to feel what she's talking about.

Jordan: Think anyone will be able to tell I'm not wearing a bra?
Jeff: No.
Jordan: They feel so heavy. Gimme your hand. Feel this boob. Feel here, and then go up.

He does, and he keeps a straight face and doesn't get at all pervy about it.

Jordan: And then, take your hand here, and go up.

Jeff does as instructed, but he needs more guidance.

Jordan: No, take your hand here, and go up. Doesn't that feel weird?
Jeff: They're fake boobs.

Jordan gives them a more thorough feel.

Jordan: The scar right there is real bad.
Jeff: Yeah.
Jordan: It's really thick. I'm gonna go to the doctor after, cuz I think, if you look at it, it's very very purple.. It shouldn't look like that. But I remember here, I still had a stitch stickin' out, so I'm wondering if maybe it might.. I mean, it doesn't hurt, but i'm just gonna check it out, just to see, cuz it is, like, this side isn't, but if you rub that, you can feel it. It's real thick.
Jeff: mm hmm.
Jordan: I showed it to you, didn't I?
Jeff: Yeah. The scar?

Talk turns to the DR session they just came out of... They did one together for well over an hour. Jordan says she was sweating... Jeff said it was hot in there, with all the lights. A little more chatter, and they decide to go lay in the hammock a little before bed.

***No cams on them in the hammock.

CUT TO:
12:32am BBT
Pool Room
Cams 1 & 2
Jeff, Jordan and Michele (just leaving)

Michele: I'm gonna go eat by myself.

Jeff climbs into bed with Jordan.

Jeff: So what's goin' on?

Just as soon as he lies down, he's back up.

Jeff: Something's gonna go down tonight. I can feel it.
Michele: Like what?
Jeff: I dunno... Somethin' kooky.

Jeff gets back into bed. Michele exits the room. Jordan giggles.

Michele: (off camera to Natalie) Dude, calm down.
Jordan: I hope they don't play a prank on us. I don't want anything in my hair...
Jeff: I don't want any f'in anything on me.
Jordan: They probably wont do it, because one of us is goin' home.
Jeff: They probably wont do it, because they know I'm goin' home, and they don't want (inaudible).

They lay there in silence for a couple minutes... Jeff pulls the covers over his head, saying he need to think for 2 minutes. Jordan says ok, goodnight.

Jeff pulls the covers way down.

Jeff: It's hot, huh? (adjust, adjust)
Jordan: Yeah. (they intertwine)

Silence..

Jordan: I feel like my blanket's got bugs on it, ya know?
Jeff: Yeah.

They hear "the heels" on the other side of the wall.

Jeff: You feel like that's the same pair of heels?

*** I have, for years. I've always thought it was AG.

Jordan: Yeah. I always hear it in the mornings too.
Jeff: Yeah. And they go up those stairs, hear em?
Jordan: Yeah.
Jeff: Exactly...
Jordan: Osh, I'm getting fat. I eat it, then I complain.
Jeff: Me too. I'm gaining weight for sure, again.
Jordan: How do you think I feel?
Jeff: How do you feel?
Jordan: 28. 29, 30... I've gained 12 pounds. That's a lot. Can you tell in my face that I've gained weight?
Jeff: mm mm (no) I've been here with you.
Jordan: Well, it's probably cuz you've seen me all the time, ya know?
Jeff: That's what I was saying.
Jordan: I bet if I look from the 1st day to now, I'm gonna be like, oh my God, I was so much skinnier. I'll work it off when I get home.

Still holding hands... Talk turns to the prank Michele played, putting peanut butter all over the toilet. Both say it's just going to attract even more ants.

Jordan: I'm gonna be so bored tomorrow... I'm gonna be a loner.
Jeff: As long as you're here. I'd be (?) a lot more if I was here too.... If you come in that Jury house next week, I'm gonna be pissed.
Jordan: You'd better be happy to see me!
Jeff: I'll be ecstatic!
Jordan: Then we can lay out 'n grill out... You ever notice every Thursday we're sitting with each other? It's funny...




CUT TO:
Pool Room
Jeff & Jordan, cont'd
12:50am
Cam 1

Jordan: Is this back scratch time?
Jeff: If you want too.
Jordan: Alright, scoot over.

Jordan loves on him in silence for a few minutes, then Michele enters the room, momentarily breaking the silence to say goodnight... Jordan continues as before. Michele offers to sleep outside, because of her night terrors, and Jordan says no, she's perfectly fine right where she is...

CUT TO:
1:02am BBT
Kitchen
Jeff & Natalie
Cam 1

Jeff's gotten up to get a glass of water. Natalie's sitting there shuffling cards. He takes the opportunity to ask her...

Jeff: You a go or no?

Natalie takes a deep breath and puts on her best apologetic jury vote winning face.

Natalie: I don't think so.
Jeff: No, huh. Hope I don't see you in the jury house.
Natalie: No, I know. It's just, I don't think it's.. I think I'd rather roll with Kevin than Michele.. I'd have to win at final 3.
Jeff: (not wearing his mic)
Natalie: But Michele aint it either.
Jeff: You're guaranteed final 3. With Kevin, you'r enot even guaranteed final 3, but.. whatever. Roll with the guy who stabbed me in the back.

Jeff walks away to use the bathroom. Kevin berates Natalie on 3 & 4.

Kevin: F-ck! the whole point was to f-ck with Michele's head!
Natalie: He asked me, what was I supposed to do?
Kevin: Be like, I'll sleep on it!
Natalie: It's the night before!
Kevin: Now he tells Jordan, and she tells Michele.
Natalie: What was I supposed to do?!


Jeff comes back out, washes his hands, uses mouthwash... Passes back through the kitchen.

Natalie: Michele did that to the toilet.
Jeff: I don't give a f-ck.
Natalie: Just so you know... It wasn't us.

Jeff continues back to the bedroom on 1/2.

Natalie: He's pissed.
Kevin: So what..

CUT TO:
Michele goes out to clean the bathroom... Natalie follows her in there to whisper her deal offer...

Natalie: I'd rather stick to my word. I just wanted to be honest with you. Kevin and I had final four. That's tomorrow. Him and I are done. If you want to work together. Him and I are done though. But Jeff is gone.
Michele: ok.

CUT TO:
1:12am BBT
Pool Room
Jeff & Jordan
Cam 1

Jordan: You're in a bad mood now, aren't you.
Jeff: Yeah. Well, you're staying. 100%.
Jordan: How do you know?
Jeff: Cuz I just asked Natalie. (silence) Congratulations... She's so stupid. She's gonna roll with Kevin. Kevin's not even gonna take her to the finals. She's so f'in dumb. A f'in 18 year old gets to the final 4.

***She's about as "dumb" as Michele. Speaking of which...

CUT TO:
1:34am BBT
Haves Room
Cams 3 & 4
Michele & Natalie

Natalie: I don't know if you really want me out or not... I have to stick to Kevin and get Jeff out.
Michele: I don't want to face off against Kevin in the end. My whole goal is to make sure he doesn't get that pov.
Natalie: If I win, I give you my word, I'll put him on the block, and if I win HoH and PoV, I'll keep it the same. It's up to you to show me.
Michele: I promised I wouldn't put him up that week, and then I was like, wait, why did I just do that?
Natalie: It's all in the past, but you gotta understand, I can't trust you, this one time, because I got burned, so I can't trust you, until you show me good faith. So next week, if you show me, we're back to even. Maybe you and I could go to the end, but you have to show me, before I can trust you again. I think it's only right, you know? I'll just give you my word. If I win, he's up.
Michele: ok.
Natalie: And I'm gonna try tomorrow. 100% tomorrow. It's time. All you can do is give 100%. It just wouldn't make sense to me. It really wouldn't. I thought about it. I really did. Like I said, you really want him out, it's 2 against 1. Our deal actually ended an hour and a half ago at midnight.
Michele: You had final three?
Natalie: Him and I? We made a final four deal.
Michele: ok
Natalie: That's it. Him and I made a final 4 deal that we were not gonna backstab each other until final four. That's the deal we made with Jeff. Me, him and Jeff and Jordan. That's the deal that was made last week. Russell went home, and the deal was he sent Russell home, us four would go to the final four. They were suposed to put you up. That was the deal. Honest to god. Tomorrow's final four. It's over. He didn't stick to the deal. I would have. Jordan already knew I was gonna stick to it. I have to honor my part with him, and that's tomorrow.
Michele: I know you haven't burned me, but with him...
Natalie: You'll see, if I win. It would be silly for me to take Kevin. The way they people like him?

***Prediction: Natalie's gonna take another HoH dive, and now she's set herself up to stay through final 3 with Michele, in the event Michele wins HoH or PoV.

CUT TO:
2am BBT
Pool Room
Jeff, Jordan & Michele
Cams 1 & 2

Now we get to a fun part. ;p Hallelujah! Feel free to go over to the flashback machine and ignore my typing altogether. Clicking the pic to the right will get you to the free trial.

Warning, the coming conversation is definitely not safe for work... unless you've got headphones and can control your laughter.

The conversation started at the end of the 1am hour with Michele talking about too much time in the pool and a wet bathing suit, and it continues here.

Michele: I've got an itchy vajayjay...
Jeff: Does it get pruny though?
Michele: Pruny?
Jordan: Your vagina get pruny?
Jeff: I don't know... She said it hurt. I'm like, well, does it get pruny, like your fingers?
Jordan: No, it hurts cuz it lost.
Michele: (laughs) My vajayjay lost.
Jeff: My f'in vajayjay lost.
Jordan: No! Vaginas don't get pruny.
Jeff: Well, I don't know wtf they get like.
Jordan: Why would the get pruny?
Jeff: Well, my fingers get pruny.
Jordan: Your fingers are different from a vagina.
Jeff: My dick doesn't.
Michele: hehehe
Jordan: No. Penises just get shriveled or hard.
Jeff: It does get shriveled up.
Jordan: Yeah, so I guess you could say your penis gets pruny.
Michele: hehehe
Jeff: It doesn't get pruny, but it does definitely get weird.
Jordan: Yeah, it gets shriveled.
Jeff: Penises and water don't mix.
Jordan: Why?
Jeff: It's not that they don't mix. It's that they f'in go to a different place. A mindset.
Jordan: What? They camp out?
Jeff: Yeah, they definitely camp out.
Jordan: What? When it's cold or when it's hot?
Jeff: When it's cold, or when you're in the pool... Like if you're in a cold pool, it's over.
Jordan: You're hard or you'r esoft?
Jeff: Dude, you're non-existent. You're lucky if you have a dick.
Michele: Yeah, you shrink in size.
Jordan: Oh. Wait. So if you're hot, you get hard.

***Define hot.

Jeff: No, you don't get hard, if you're hot. Ya know what's weird? Your balls, like, control your temperature...
Jordan: What?!?!?
Jeff: Like if it's boiling hot, your nuts are gonna sag lower.
Jordan: Ewwww!!!
Jeff: It's true though.. and if it's really cold, your nuts'll be like all up on you, because it's like tight for the warmth.
Jordan: Ew! Is it kinda like when a girls nipples get hard?
Michele: Not really.
Jeff: Yeah, not really at all.

We naturally progress into...

Jordan: So wait, why do guys wake up with boners?
Jeff: Cuz they're thinking about jammin' some chick.

Jeff and Michele are laughing.

Jordan: Is that really everything?
Jeff: I dont know.
Jordan: Well, you know how they say, some guys just wake up and your hard.
Jeff: Always.

***yes, Jeff. we know.

Jordan: Yeah, so, what if you didn't dream about that. What else would be the reason for you to be hard?
Jeff: You gotta be thinking about some chick.
Jordan: That's the only thing?
Jeff: Well you're not gonna be getting chased by some mountain lion and get hard...

Talk turns to peeing with a BEMHO.

Jordan: It's kinda frozen?
Jeff: Yeah, it's like a jack knife.
Jordan: Wow... Do you like waking up hard?
Jeff: Do I like it?
Jordan: Yeah.
Jeff: No, I don't care. I don't like it. I'm not like, it's gonna be a great day, I've got a huge boner.
Michele & Jordan: hahahaha!!

***LMAO!!

Jordan: If you wake up hard and you don't use it, does it hurt?

*** Only for the last 2 1/2 months Jordan.

Jeff: If you don't get off, that's what blue balls are.
Jordan: Have you ever had blue balls?
Jeff: No, I always finish the job.
Jordan: Always?
Jeff: yeah.
Jordan: You've never had blue balls?
Jeff: Well, if I don't finish over there, you better believe I'm goin home and finishing up.
Both laugh...
Jeff: Wait, I did have it a couple times.
Jordan: Was it with yourself or someone else?
Jeff: Why the F would I have it with myself?!
Michele: hehehehe
Jeff: I get in an argument with myself or something?
Michele and Jordan are cracking up.

Jeff goes into a bit more detail about blue balls, and Jordan decides she's really happy she has a vagina, and it's not crying for attention all the time, like a penis is.

Jeff: Your vagina should be crying for attention.
Jordan: Why?
Jeff: There's probably like spiderwebs up there.

All 3 of them crack up..

Jordan: Yeah, I know.. There's a big shock sign, and if you touch it, it zaps you.
Jeff: It shold have one of those be backin 5 minutes signs, only you never turn it around.

Michele: Jordan, do you have a vibrator?
Jordan: I don't.
Michele: You should get one.
Jeff: You should get somethin'.
Jordan: I wouldn't even know how to use one.
Michele: It's really easy...
Jeff: Yeah, ask me. Before you leave, swing by Michele's house.. She's probably gottem in the kitchen drawer.

***Honestly, I'm laughing so hard, it's really difficult to type, and it just keeps getting funnier. From here we move deeper into vibrators, specifics on oral pleasures, keeping it spicy, and the like... I strongly encourage you to catch this on Flashback. It's absolutely hysterical, and I know all the Jeff fans out there could really use a laugh today.

If you want kisses and sweetness, fast forward to about 2:20am. ;) There's plenty of it.







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73 Comments:

Blogger Sassy Sis said...

Ohhhh, I just can't stand to hear Natalie speak anymore!!! She drives me NUTS!!!
What a sad day...gonna miss my favorite people, when Jeff is gone tonight! I know I will need the Kleenex during tonight's show!

September 3, 2009 at 5:55 AM  
Blogger Doodlebugsmom said...

Good Morning Carolyn :)

Its going to be a sad night either way :( Whoever is left,I hope they tear it all up!!

September 3, 2009 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger Lucky13 said...

Good morning Carolyn and all the faithful BBDishers out there.

"Happy" Live Show Day.

Is it too much to hope that Michele will tell Kevin about Natalie's suggestion of a N/M F2? And seeing as Kev was already a bit peeved at Nat for not messing with Michele's head until the last possible moment.... Is it too much to hope that Michele and Kev team up to keep Jeff????? Nothing wrong with a little wishful thinking. ☺

September 3, 2009 at 6:13 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

OMG. It just occurred to me that Nat has sucked her way to the perfect position to get to the final 3. She is going to throw the HOH because the POV has the real power next week. And if she does not win the POV, who wouldn't vote to keep her? If Kevin has the POV, then he is voting to save his alliance member. If Jordon has the POV, she is voting emotionally to kick Kevin out for screwing Jeff, and if Michelle has the POV, she will vote out Kevin because he is stronger than Nat. Dear Lord.

September 3, 2009 at 6:16 AM  
Blogger cakegirl68 said...

I am on the flashback machine looking at Camera 1 at 2am with J/J and some REALLY funny talk - I have laughed until I cried - they CRACK me up!!

Hate to see Jeff or Jordan go tonight - wish it could be Nat!

Hope that Michelle wins HOH tonite!

September 3, 2009 at 6:27 AM  
Blogger Brandi42478 said...

I don't want Jeff to go... he is too cute!!! Him and Jordon together are what I have been watching all season. This bites. I wish it was Nat going... she is such a pain.

September 3, 2009 at 6:47 AM  
Blogger Tater1234 said...

I feel really sad today :(

I'm not looking forward to tonight's show at all.

I hope that BB airs the footage of Kevin pouring out the wine. I almost felt sad for him when he did that. Too much Natalie influence.

By the way, I just wanted to tell you thank you for the Natalie commentary you've been putting into the transcipts. Makes my day. It may be the only thing I have to look forward to after tonight.

September 3, 2009 at 6:51 AM  
Blogger colleen said...

good morning sweet carolyn.
deep down inside i have a feeling that jeff isnt leaving. it feels like the network doesent want him to go. it will deffinately be interesting to see all the turns of events on tonights show. i think michelle will win this hoh round..i cant wait...anyway thanks for all your hard work keeping us informed..

September 3, 2009 at 6:52 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

I missed all of last night. Guess I have a lot of FB to catch up on. :(

But.... reading comments now.

jane said...

You have the patience of a saint.

September 2, 2009 7:54 PM


Thank you Jane, I really do. :-p~

NO! I know that was meant for Carolyn and she not only has the patience, she is a saint. I've dubbed her St. Carolyn of Dradle for a long time now.

Good morning Carolyn and everyone. I feel like I have Natalie's hangover from yesterday but no reason for it. I'll get perky in about 2 hours, I just took my happy pills.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:04 AM  
Blogger Michigan Man said...

Morning Carolyn, Genie, fellow BB addicts

Not so good indeed. Jeff is gone, most likely, and there is pre-season football in my area tonight so the show is on at 1:35am after Craig.

There is football in most parts of the country tonight according to NFL.com so will they even air the show anywhere at 8pm? Do we know?

Watched a bit of last night with Jeff, Jordan and Michele. It was nice to see them all getting along and laughing and talking about hanging out possibly after the show.

Hope Michele wins HOH tonight so she can get a full week in the room and deny Natalie the privilege. Jordan for POV and Natalie gone.

I'll probably have more flash back finds, so stay tuned for those :)

Have a great day in the real world if not in the BB world.

September 3, 2009 at 7:11 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

jane said...

Genie - I haven't said anything about butt plugs today (and you know what butt plugs is code for).

September 2, 2009 8:01 PM


Others have said they are curious... I am SO much more than curious. I hope as I finish reading that section it becomes clear. ;)

Reneep I hope the hubby is feeling better today. H1N1 is scary. I'm getting my first flu shot next week so I am ready for the H1N1 as soon as it hits my doctor's office.

Let us know how he is doing.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:11 AM  
Blogger Patti C said...

Good Morning Carolyn & all,

What a sad day this is for all of us Jeff & Jordo fans.

After I read your overnight Carolyn, tears welled up in my eyes and I thought "Why is this having such an effect on me after all it's only a game and I don't really know the players".

After soul searching, all I can come up with is to me Jeff & Jordan were pure fun. Not at all like other showmatics in the past. Granted I don't feel that either one is the brightest in the bunch, but together they are just PURE.

Hopefully they will remain friends if not more and hopefully we aren't seeing the last of them as a couple. Remember we still have the All Stars.

So after tonight's show I will turn off BBAD and Real Player because I refuse to be tortured by Natalie and her Yelling, Chomping, Grating and her Her Totally Obnoxious Behavior anymore.

So my dear Carolyn I will be relying on you and my Dish friends to fill me in as you always do.

September 3, 2009 at 7:16 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

RedHronda I hope you had a great birthday. Sorry my wish is late. I want to know how the dinner was, what was on the menu and how long it took you to clean the kitchen once it was over. ;)

HaPpY BeLaTeD BiRtHdAy!!!

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:18 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

jane said...

Reneep - no doubt Gaytor will come up with all kinds of theories about what butt plugs are code for. But he'll never guess!! :)

September 2, 2009 8:33 PM


Well I admit I don't know what it is 'code' for but I certainly know what they are and how to use them. :-p~~

Not that I have 'first hand' experience but... well first hand may not be exactly the right 2 words since my hands have been involved, just not .... I'm just sayin' :-p~~

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:21 AM  
Blogger Pamela said...

Good Morning Carolyn Genie Sea,

Good Morning Fellow Dishers,

I believe, I believe, I believe.

Have a good day everyone.
Thank you Carolyn for everything.

September 3, 2009 at 7:28 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

DMLBRM said...
...I stumbled on the show in season 5. I loved Drew and Diane. Drew left Diane hanging in the F2. He chose Cowboy over her. I was soooo disappointed.


I'm the unromantic one here, obviously, because I have said it before and I guess I am going to say it again before I put on my special "Kevin Invisible Shield" to avoid the sticks and stones and butt plugs that will be thrown at me.

I loved Drew and Diane, but they kept their 'cuteness' confined to sleeping together at night, at least the way I remember it. I definitely remember how Diane did 'finger painting' every night.

J/J's mistake has been being seen as a couple from the very beginning and staying so close to each other while not really interacting with the other HG's enough the whole season.

I'm actually shocked they made it this far without one of them being ousted.
I don't WANT to see Jeff go, but I have to accept reality and know the show is on schedule to end without any chance of someone coming back.

I'll say it again... Showmances, especially one as intense as this one has been do not historically turn out well. In BB, the only one that has worked to the end was the BB All-HasBeens season of Will and Mike. Oh, that was a Bromance. (even if Mike did make an appearance on "Doctor 90210" to have Dr. Will Kirby remove a venereal wart from his penis.) Obviously Dr. Kirby had to have a grip on Mike's "hog" (as he called it on that episode).

*Bucket Please*

I still don't know why I watched that episode, and that was the only one I ever watched.

So, in closing this novella, the only showmance that I can recall ever truly working out was Rob and Amber (Romber) on "Survivor". That was an "All-HasBeens" season also.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger JulieB said...

Good morning Carolyn ♥
Good morning Genie and RepX ♥

Good morning BB Buddies ♥♥

I feel like I have been MIA for at least a week!

Gonna be a teary night for Thursday tv me thinks!

I think I have to wait until it airs in my time cause I have "mom" things to attend to after work. I should get on here about the time the show ends.

Have a wonderful everyone!! *hugs*

September 3, 2009 at 7:36 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

RhondaM I have really missed your presence. I've been wondering what was keeping you away.

I still haven't answered that email but I can't wait for you to make a journey to New Orleans. When? When?? WHEN??

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:39 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

She's so f'in dumb. A f'in 18 year old gets to the final 4.



*HEADDESK*

September 3, 2009 at 7:40 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

wishing a good morning to all. since natalie is not on the block tonight holds no good stuff for me. though i must watch.

there is a little piece of me that is looking forward to seeing jordan play without jeff or jeff play without jordan. if jordan stays tonight - someone who is really thinking should try to take her to the final 2. we shall see...have a good day as, as usual carolyn - thanks for all you do.

September 3, 2009 at 7:42 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

jaggers said...

I finally got my pic changed.... to show off my boys of course, lol!!!

September 2, 2009 9:20 PM


jaggers what a great looking family. The boys are sweet, but the HUSBAND!!! May I borrow him? :-p~~

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:43 AM  
Blogger *^*^*MsFitz*^*^*^ said...

Good Morning, Carolyn! Thanks again for covering so much J/J yesterday!
Good Morning, All My BB Addict Buddies!

Special shout out & {{{hugs}}} to all the J/J fans who have hung in there with them & still adore them.

I can't bring myself to say Happy Thursday so I'll just say I hope everyone has a really good day today!

I have high hopes & I'm still rolling around in my bubble that some miracle will happen & Natalie ends up leaving & J/J can stay together a little longer. loved1 posted a link on the late afternoon report yesterday that had a very far fetched possible scenario that Pandora's box might not be over although the HG think it is & in reality so do I. But this is BB & expect the unexpected so I'm gonna hope.

Kevin has really disappointed me in getting such an ugly attitude. I guess being w/ Nat so much brought out an ugly side to him. I couldn't believe he threw that wine away so Jeff wouldn't have it & then they complained no one told them alcohol had come. They had just gotten it & started to pour it when N/K came downstairs & then K doesn't usually drink anyway so they probably weren't in a rush to tell him. I watched Michelle walk around the house in silence when J/J were in the DR rather than go to the N/K hate chambers.

I'll be in & out all day so I'll probably be here a little before the show starts...

September 3, 2009 at 7:44 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

Christy in FL said...

Hi everyone... actually get to watch the feeds for J/J last night :(

I am disappointed that the first thing I see is Kevin pouring wine out into the toliet just so J/J/M can not drink it... DR that is a party foul which gives a penalty nom :)

September 2, 2009 9:35 PM


That was Tuesday night? And they got wine but Kevin did that? Jeff was so sad that he didn't get anything to drink his last available night to drink, while SHE (so I don't break the G rule) got wasted on Mike's Hard.

I was hoping for Kevin to be in the mix for a possible F2. Not anymore. GRRR.


See, I do have a little soft (or semi-soft :-p~~ ) spot for J/J. Just don't tell anyone.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 7:51 AM  
Blogger Sassy Sis said...

OMG, the sex talk last night was so funny!! I was laughing out loud!! My favorite part was when Jeff was asking Jordan if she would dress up in Sexy outfits and she was like, Yeah! He was getting ALL excited!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!! Ohhhhhhhh and Michelle talking about her "itchy" Va-Jay-Jay! OMGGGGGGGGGGG, can't believe she was saying that!!! SICK!! And Jeff asking if it wrinkles like your fingers when you're in the pool!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

September 3, 2009 at 7:57 AM  
OpenID Jneknarf said...

You are such a tease ending your first posting of TOR with Jeff about to take off his shirt. :-) Bring us back for more - I like your style.

September 3, 2009 at 8:00 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

Michigan Man said...

July 14th 10pm All in back yard.

Most are playing the Who game. Very funny.

Note: When the question came up, who has a crush on someone in the house? Michele did raise her hand.

September 2, 2009 1:24 PM


Michigan Man you are the Flashback Champion. I love all your finds (and you too you hot Marine stud :-p~)

I have to wonder at that time if Michele was crushing on Lydia (in her bisexual part of her mind) or if she already had Jeff in mind.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 8:02 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

Jordan is not this clueless about S@X

gimme a break!

September 3, 2009 at 8:02 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

LMAO that is a funny conversation.

Mountain Lion *howls*

Michelle said,unless you like mountain lions haha

September 3, 2009 at 8:07 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

*DIES of Laff*

Jeff said I'ma beat my Junk like it owes me money.

September 3, 2009 at 8:14 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

oh crap

DD just had to get out of bed now

I gotta turn off the feeds POOP

September 3, 2009 at 8:15 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I just hope they lock the door and Jeff can't get out. LOCK THE DOOR AG and keep my Jeffy pooh!!!!! The show is going to lose so many watchers because who really wants to watch Nat walk around and lie all the time. NOT ME

September 3, 2009 at 8:19 AM  
Blogger Kegas76 said...

LoL 2am ch1 was awesome, I had that playing in the background while I was working.

And I agree with Sassy Sis about Natalie. She has surpassed Phil Hellmuth as the most annoying poker player on the planet. That is if she actually is a poker player;p

September 3, 2009 at 8:23 AM  
Blogger Vicki said...

Since Michele said last night that she wants to sleep with Jordon and cuddle with her, maybe its Jordon she has a crush on. Or maybe it is both J&J......Hmmmm

September 3, 2009 at 8:26 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

FINALLY I am caught up.

Now I eagerly await Carolyn's tease...

From here we move into morning wood, vibrators and the like... Just wanted you to have a taste right away...

You just had to go there. 'Taste' and 'morning wood'. I am so going off into my own little world now.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 8:31 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

Crap! HOW do I find out if football is going to mess up my show tonight?

I am in Illinois,central time

and if my show is messed up,how can I watch it? online?

the feeds?

September 3, 2009 at 8:33 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

I really don't believe people will stop watching cos Jeff leaves.

I said it in the beginning,I've said it about other shows too.

But in the end,we still wanna see what happens,we is addicted!

and if they do quit,then they are not BB fans,they are just showmance fans,wait for the next Bachelor =D

September 3, 2009 at 8:35 AM  
Blogger SimplySam said...

I really do not think the Pandora's Box "Twist" is over.

There are just too many little things that provide no closure to it. CBS, nor AGP, is THAT lackadaisical about "twists."

The BIGGEST hint, to me, is of Russell's pictures (BOTH) are shown as an active HG again. Not showing as the other evictees pics/exits are on Tuesday's episode. His pics have changed completely from the previous episode.

(Watch the beginning again with the rolling of the HG's and the cube folks.)

There have been no clips showing him entering the jury house, at all, in the past week. I don't think he went to the jury house.

***I wonder if it was Russell's 10k that he won that was dropped in the back yard, given up by him for a chance to come back, much in the same manner as Crazy James perhaps???

I've also noticed that the timeline for this season is off. Keesha went out at 5th HG standing last season a week later than our current 5th (so far appearing to be Jeff).

This has been the BEST season in a long time and I just don't see it fizzling out without a HUGE *thwap* SURPRISE for everyone.

Tonight's show should be a shocker, if AGP is as astute as I have always given them credit for.

We shall see... I maintain that the "Pandora's Box" will not "close" so easily.

You can all throw pies at me if I am wrong. *giggles*

September 3, 2009 at 8:38 AM  
Blogger Marci said...

Morning Everyone!!!

Sad, sad day........sigh

I can't believe how mean Kevo was with the wine last night. What a jerk!

Loved the 2:00 sex convo ~ how funny, but I sure will miss more of that. Thank you RP for Flashback!!!

September 3, 2009 at 8:39 AM  
Blogger Gigi Mtl said...

Hi Carolyn and all Chicks and Chucks,

I'am writing this with a heavy heart because it seems likely that Jeff is going. (I'm repeating after Michelle, "It's just a game, it's just a game...) but it's not working!

Okay, Jeff, we need a Hail Mary move!

September 3, 2009 at 8:44 AM  
Blogger Grendon said...

I am at such a loss right now. This season has really disappointed me. It has been great for entertainment value and drama. But it has left me with no one to really root for.

Michelle has become the one I want to win, but she got there by default. I don't always understand what she is doing or thinking. I still hold her at least partly responsible for the break up of the final 4. However, she has proven she can win things in physical and mental comps. She has really had to play this entire game on her own because even when she had allies, they were never really looking out for her. And she has been treated horribly by almost everyone at some point. She deserves to win.

I am glad to see Jeff acting more like his old self. But I still don't feel bad for him. He trusted the wrong people. Kevin and Natalie did nothing to earn his trust, he gave it blindly. Because of that, he screwed his own team and ultimately screwed himself. I still hear him make the occasional 'scumbag' comment about Kevin and each time he says it, it smacks of hypocrisy and poor sportsmanship. Jeff stabbed Russell in the back, broke his word and then told Russell not to take it personally because it was just a game. He needs to live by his own words.

I feel the same way about Jordan as I feel about Jeff for the same reasons. She has been acting like her old self again and I am glad to see her being nice to Michelle. (At least to her face) But she is equally responsible for the bad decisions and the misplaced trust.

I despise Natalie. I really do. I feel sure that the person we see in this game is the same person we would see outside the house. Some people may think her strategy is signs of playing a good game. While I agree that it may succeed in getting her to the end, I don't see this as good gameplay. I think this is the slimiest, lowest way to play the game and I don't enjoy watching it. If she makes it to the final 2 and ends up winning after not winning one single comp, I will be disgusted. I believe she has thrown some comps when she knew her side had the power. I don't think she has thrown every comp. For one thing, she is too competitive and does not like losing. I just honestly don't think she is that good. She talks a big game but can't back it up.

Kevin is this weeks biggest disappointment to me. I can't fault him for putting Jeff on the block. It would have been stupid not to. But he has been progressively getting as sneaky and mean spirited as Natalie. Lying and deal breaking are par for the course in this game, but stealing, come on. Can't anyone take pride in winning because they played a good game? What bothers me the most is the pleasure he now seems to be taking in 'messing with Michelle's head.' Kevin's husband wrote something about keeping his genuine, sweet essence because it was the best part about him. Well, I think he gave it away as soon as he teamed up with Natalie. I hope for his own sake he can get it back once this game is over.

September 3, 2009 at 8:45 AM  
Blogger Rubyrooo said...

Good Morning Carolyn and Dishers,

Gaytor isn't this a little early for you? It is way to early for me. I know you are on East Coast time, right!

Hi Julie, MsFitz, and all you other fabulous ladies and gents!

September 3, 2009 at 8:45 AM  
Blogger MuppetFan said...

Good morning Carolyn and all the rest of the BB Fans on here.

Happy Thursday to everyone!

I missed alot yesterday. I came home and had no internet. I could not get on here or watch the feeds. After the day I had yesterday and then that. The car cost me $500 to fix, then took my dog to the vet to find out that he is going to have to go for surgery to remove the lumps on his neck (I have a yorkshire terrier and they tend to get cancer) that is going to cost me about $3000. But worth it, he is only 2yrs old and a part of the family. And then no internet. It just sucked. But everything is back up and running now.
I just love the flashback thingy this year. I am almost caught up (with Carolyn's help here on BBDish I might add). It will be sad to see Jeff go tonight but at least maybe now Jordan will play the game better. I do hope that Michelle or Jordan win HOH tonight, and then win POV this up coming week. That would show Nat that she is not going anywhere but to the jury house. I really can't believe that she is going to make it to the F3. But you have to give her credit (as much as I don't want to)she made it this far by playing the game.

My hope for this week is that Michelle and or Jordan win everything. It's a long shot but I can hope.

I just wanted to say Thank you to Carolyn and everyone else on here for keeping us so well informed.
(Raises coffee mug and takes a sip)
Thank you for all your hard work.

September 3, 2009 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger ~♥ஐ♥~ Patty ~♥ஐ♥~ said...

Good Morning Carolyn

Will you be posting the live show links for tonights show???

Grrrr dang football is on.

September 3, 2009 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger JulieB said...

I am so flashing back to this conversation. I've got the giggles just reading it!

Thanks Carolyn - I really needed the smiles to start off my day, it's been rather blah in my world lately. :)

September 3, 2009 at 8:49 AM  
Blogger rosaritoe said...

Hey, if I woke up and Jeff had a huge boner it would be a great day for me!
Hell it'd be a great week!

September 3, 2009 at 8:51 AM  
Blogger Tater1234 said...

The whole sex talk scenerio is exactly why J/J fans are hurting today.

That is why we fell in love with them, it is what we missed when they let HOH powers get to them and it is what we fell back in love with them for.

I have laughed at them more in the last few days than any sitcom on TV in a long time. Actually, I shouldn't say laughed AT them - I laughed WITH them.

I know in my heart of hearts, as I'm sure most do, that they will leave the house and return to their own lives in the near future. The realist in me knows they will be nothing more than good friends. However the romantic in me still holds out hope for a big, big wedding!

I know without them together I will not follow the show as closely over the next two weeks, as Kevin and Nat completely disgust me at the moment. But I will definitely be pulling for either Jordan or Michelle to go to the end and collect the grand prize.

September 3, 2009 at 9:05 AM  
Blogger SimplySam said...

I think you've gotten well over 100 refreshes out of lil ol' me this morning so far.

LOL.

Thanks for being you Carolyn!

♥ Morning hugs ~n~ luvs ♥

September 3, 2009 at 9:08 AM  
Blogger rosaritoe said...

Simply Sam

Thanks for giving me hope!

September 3, 2009 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger MattitudeV1oh said...

***Prediction: Natalie's gonna take another HoH dive, and now she's set herself up to stay through final 3 with Michele, in the event Michele wins HoH or PoV.

Natalie doesn't have to set herself up. Everyone in that house doesn't think she has a chance to win this game and rightfully so. Both Michele and Kevin would blow Natalie out of the water. Her only chance is against Jordan and even there Jordan would probably win with America's, Michele's and Jeff's votes being a given.

Natalie can just sit back and relax. Since day one shes been doing nothing which gives her a great shot at 50 thousand but absolutely ZERO shot at 500 thousand.

It's good gameplay but it's not great gameplay. It's sloppy gameplay ala Alison from BB4.

September 3, 2009 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Hey everyone!! :) Goooood Morning! :) THanks so much for being here.

I'm dashing off to starbucks real quick.. BRB!

September 3, 2009 at 9:20 AM  
Blogger (MnM)- Michelle said...

yeah,I won't be watching the live feeds as much,if at all once Jeff is gone

Natalie makes me stabby as hell

September 3, 2009 at 9:25 AM  
Blogger PrincessPat said...

Hello....I just recently found this blog and I LOVE it.

Thanks Carolyn for all you do...you are Super!

I just wanted to say I too am sad about Jeff...and I have also shed a few tears....really weird cuz I don't know him and this is a TV show....why am I so invested? I can not answer that....I just know that I am sad to see him go.

I do however have HOPE that AG has seen the light and will will save us loyal viewers from the hell that is surely to come after Jeff's departure tonight. Nat & Kev are just trashy. Michelle and Jordan will surely be boring w/o Jeff.

I can honestly say that I for one will stop watching the feeds & weekly show & after dark & will only check in on this blog for updates to see who is on the block etc. I will tune in for the final as all of my favorites will be back

September 3, 2009 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger rosaritoe said...

I'm hoping the HOH comp has something to do with water!

September 3, 2009 at 9:31 AM  
Blogger Gerri said...

Good Morning Carolyn & everyone else!

OMG I am LMAO at Michele, Jordan and Jeff and all the sex talk. I have headphones on and hubby comes in - I explain and he just shakes his head LoL. A fun time before Jeff leaves. Hey is anyone gonna have a "wake" a la Jesse's leaving LOL?

September 3, 2009 at 9:40 AM  
Blogger Sunshine Mom said...

Jordan has crazy self control! either shes a virgin or holy crap i dont even know.. hahaha jeff is too cute! i will miss him if he goes tonight.:(

September 3, 2009 at 9:42 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

Rubyrooo said...

Gaytor isn't this a little early for you? It is way to early for me. I know you are on East Coast time, right!


Yes it is early. I'm shooting for a good nap before the show but not looking good for it to happen. Friends are pouring in today for Southern Decadence; some are already here. Of course they know I won't make an appearance until tomorrow. They don't all know about my BB addiction but they just have to deal with it and hopefully not get upset that I don't rush out to see friends I haven't seen in 2 years (thanks to Gustav last year).

But I am in Central Time, so actually that makes it even worse. ;)

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 9:42 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

SimplySam - I think you may be on to something with the 10 grand being Russell's. Julie said the Pandora's Box had the potential to be a game changer. I will be in heaven if Russell walks back in!

September 3, 2009 at 9:42 AM  
Blogger Michelle in Indiana said...

Just watched Russell's exit interview on CBS and he made the statement that when you sign on the dotted line you jump into Pandora's Box........LOL

September 3, 2009 at 9:44 AM  
Blogger abwildrose said...

Okie dokie, I first of all have to say thank you so much for all the updates, we have just moved and I have been without internet and TV! I have the net at work, but those sneaky bums wont let me download anything, there is someone called administrator that has to do it for me?!? How is that fair? What, they actually want me to work??? Why start now?

However, the satellite is getting hooked up this morning, JUST IN TIME!!!! Thanks again to evry1 for all the updates. I have to admit I think I enjoy the blogging here way more than the actual show! lol.

Have a good day ya'll and try to make the hours waste away quickly while we wait for the live show!

September 3, 2009 at 9:49 AM  
Blogger tim18 said...

I like what simplysam said... gives me a little hope... Come on BB!! put a twist on this thing!!

September 3, 2009 at 9:51 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

rosaritoe said...

Hey, if I woke up and Jeff had a huge boner it would be a great day for me!
Hell it'd be a great week!


Can we have a big AMEN SISTA!

That brings me to what I will leave everyone with for the afternoon (my time) as I wander off to get those bills paid.

If I woke up and Jeff had a huge boner it would be a great day for me!

I LMCAO at this and it reminded me of a Bette Midler/Sophie Tucker routine I do.

I will never forget it ya knowwwww...

I was having coffee with my girlfriend Clementine.

She asked me, she said, "Soph! How do you always know when to do laundry?"

I told her, every morning when I wake up I throw back the sheet and look at my boyfriend Ernie.

If it's laying to the left, I know it's going to rain.

If it's laying to the right, I know the sun is going to shine and I do my laundry.

Clementine asked, she said, "But Soph! What if it is standing straight up?"

I answered, "Who the hell wants to do laundry on a day like that?!?!?!"


I've never looked at doing laundry the same way since the first time I heard that on a Bette Midler album. Yes, ALBUM... that was decades before CDs.

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 9:58 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

I just checked our local listings. We get BB on time tonight. Our game is on the FOX network. Of course I will be watching that too.

The Saints are playing the Dolphins... HERE.

Geaux Saints!!!!! BOO Miami Dolphins!!!

That is said with almost as much gusto as on the rare times when LSU and USC play. (We ALWAYS beat USC!)

*cackle*

^Ä^

September 3, 2009 at 10:04 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Psst! :) New Top Post!!

September 3, 2009 at 10:06 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

GayTor, re USC/LSU & the Fins...

SOMA!

;p

September 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM  
Blogger JulieB said...

rosaritoe said...
Hey, if I woke up and Jeff had a huge boner it would be a great day for me!
Hell it'd be a great week!

I spewed my coffee everywhere when I read that...OMG I am laughing so much this morning and I LOVE it!!

September 3, 2009 at 10:08 AM  
Blogger Berdache Bear said...

@ GaYToR: Don't know if you saw it, since I posted it after you said you were gonna go shopping and drop DQDT at the bank:

I responded to your "Jeff" comment to me. It was @ 11:44 a.m., 9/2/09, on TOR. ;p Enjoy, O' Scaly One.

September 3, 2009 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger Gerri said...

GayTor - do you think we all have to go to BB anonymous for our "addiction" LOL? This is the first year I've gotten the feeds and man am I hooked!

September 3, 2009 at 10:12 AM  
Blogger Kyra DeBlaker-Gebhard said...

Don't hate me, once a lurker and now a poster twice in one day, when I say this. For me, it's like when Eric and that other blonde chick got ousted during BB8's double eviction. I thought they were so cute together, so I wanted them to stick around, if anything, for the cuteness.

I liked ED enough, well at least the TV edit of him, but was not a major fan of his game play and the way it has since, at least for me, changed the game. (The dumping water or iced tea on Jen's head, I felt, crossed a line.)

I'll miss logging onto the Dish to see the JJ cuteness. It's a great way to start my morning at a not so exciting job. Now I'm routing for Michele. Well, and anyone but Natalie because she just so darn annoying. I just don't like her as a player.

Anyway... I'm emailing the link to this blog to myself so I can remember to check back in next year! Finding this blog was a great accident!

September 3, 2009 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger barbiegirl51 said...

Jordan: If you wake up hard and you don't use it, does it hurt?

*** Only for the last 2 1/2 months Jordan.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......breathe.........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Good Morning Everybody!!!

September 3, 2009 at 10:56 AM  
Blogger rosaritoe said...

It was scary how good Natalie's memory of the game is. Last nite on BBAD she was citing every day what happened.
I'm hoping for a water comp for HOH.

I am bracing myself--early happy hour--to start rooting for Michele and Jordan.

Unless you can hear us Allison. You don't want another finale like Aballer/Ryan--that sure led to a drop in ratings.

Please 0'please hand Jeff a key when he walks out of the house and send him back in to evict the HG of his choice immediately.
I haven't had a drink yet but I am a bit delusional.

September 3, 2009 at 11:36 AM  
Blogger rosaritoe said...

JulieB
Good thing we're starting out laughing.I'm hopin we'll end up laughin but it don't look good.

Kiss my eyecandy good-bye♥

September 3, 2009 at 11:39 AM  
Blogger *^*^*MsFitz*^*^*^ said...

SimplySam - I'm with you on hoping AGP has something up their sleeve. Even my 86 yr old Mother told me today she doesn't want Jeff to go & has a feeling he might not.

MuppetFan - Sorry about your bad day yesterday. And, very sorry about your puppy. But, you are right it is so worth it to get the surgery. My kitty is only 4yrs old & has cost me a few thousand since I had him. He has a sensitive tummy & had some bladder infections but I'll just keep dishing out the $$ if that's what keeps him healthy, happy & with me.

rosaritoe said...
Hey, if I woke up and Jeff had a huge boner it would be a great day for me!

You said it, Sister! LMAO!!!

September 3, 2009 at 2:36 PM  
Blogger lee said...

I know this is late, and not sure if you'll see it, but thanks for the heads up! I was cracking up myself listening to it. Michele laughs and looks all innocent, but we know the truth! heehee...wild woman!

September 3, 2009 at 3:06 PM  

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