Wednesday Afternoon in the Big Brother 11 House
Afternoon finds Jeff, Jordan and Michele chatting in the pool... Topics include the pre-show interviews, Media Day - which they all saw, all the pre-show rumors - which Jeff & Michele checked out on different unnamed sites.
Michele tells them the people at her work were really snarky about her coming on, asking her if it was worth throwing her career away to be on the show. Jeff's buddy/boss Meemo was way cool.
Here's the crew:
Chatter moves on to different journalists and the people they interview. Jordan liked Katie Couric's interview with Lil Wayne. She thinks he's cool.
***I worked on a video of his. Not a fan.
She's not a fan of the repetitiveness of imagery in rap videos...
Natalie's sitting up in bed, silently playing solitaire.
Jeff splashes Jordan with the ball.
Jordan: I don't like you today.
Jeff: Why not?
Jordan: You woke up and you were all sweet, and now... I need to go lay out. You want the raft?
Jeff: I'd love it. I wonder if Kevin's in there blogging.
Jordan: I wanna go bathing suit shopping when I leave here. I need some new bathing suits.
Jeff: I gotta go winter coat shopping.
Michele: I wanna find someone to go shopping with me. I need new clothes.
Jordan: You're gonna need a whole new wardrobe.
Michele: Yeah, all my clothes are ruined.
Jeff relaxes back onto the blue floatie... Jordan showers off a little under the outdoor shower. Michele's chillin in the pink innertube...
1:21pm BBT (cont'd - just a time check)
Jordan crosses the yard in a towel, toward the hammock and lies down.... She adjusts her straps, so she doesn't get tan lines, and covers the top half of her face.
Jeff & Michele remain in the pool... Jeff says he's staying put til Kevin comes out with the camera.
Duckie McDuckerson, the official BBDish mascot, gets a close up.
Wardrobe malfunction Boobie Slip for Jordan...
Jeff gets out of the pool, dries off and goes inside. Jordan comes to join Michele to talk some game.
Jordan: Whatever the outcome is, I'm not gonna be mad. If I leave on Thursday, I really hope you and Jeff make it to the final 2. And if I stay, I'm gonna try my heart out. Jeff said, if he leaves, I should stick to you.
Jeff comes back out, and Jordan tells him what she said... partly... that if she leaves, she wont be mad and she hopes they go to final 2.
1:41pm BBT - All 3 are back in the pool now...
Michele: Yeah, so I'm glad we're on the same page.
Jordan says they are...
Talk turns to how the jury may vote. And the PoV... Jordan says she's really going to give it her all. Jordan says she doesn't trust Kevin, because of what he did to Jeff... Jeff pipes in that he's a f'in scumbag... a couple times.
Michele gets out of the pool, and Jordan comes over to give Jeff's belly a pat... then a few good squeezes on his inner thighs...
Michele gets back into the pool, and talk turns to the good mother-daughter relationship that Jordan and her mother have. Jordan asks if Michele's mother was very strict with her growing up, and as soon as Michele begins to respond, we get the BRB screen... Michele's parents didn't sign the release.
Still chatting in the pool...
Jeff goes inside for a few minutes. Jordan and Michele talk about life. Michele tells Jordan not to date any weird guys. Jordan says she really doesn't date much at all.
Around the house...
- Jeff has returned and reapplied sunscreen.
- Jordan gets out of the pool and back into the hammock.
- Michele remains in the pool.
- Natalie's still moaning in bed in the haves room. Kevin's in there talking to her...
***I've been sitting here for 10 hours now. I'm dying to get off my butt and take a break, but I'm feeling duty bound to all the Jeff fans to stay put for his last full day in the sun...
Jeff: How does it work when there's 3 people left?
Michele: There's a 3 part HoH...
Jeff: 3 part??
Michele: Yeah, the 1st part is Endurance, and whoever wins that sits out til the 3rd round. Whoever wins round 2 goes to the 3rd round to play against the winner of round 1, and the winner of that chooses who comes with to final 2.
Jeff: Oh.. Right, right, right.... I remember now.
Kevin comes out with the camera....
Jeff: Did you twitter?
Kevin: Yeah, I blogged too.
Kevin heads towards Jordan in the hammock. She says she's too fat and doesn't want to be photographed. Kevin tells her she looks fine. Jordan goes inside.
Natalie comes out.
Natalie tells Kevin they wont let her in the DR. He goes with her to ask.
Jeff: They gone?
Jeff: Back to final 3 talk. Natalie's doin' it. She has to do it. We have to get ahold of her.
Jeff asks Michele about the coming Veto comp. Michele says she has no idea what it'll be.
Jeff: Gah.. She's gotta just do it.
Michele: She's gotta.
Jeff: Did he say he blogged too?
Michele: He said he did.
Jeff: Oh, yeah. You blog and then you get the camera.
Michele: I mean.. He's gonna figure it out anyway.. We might as well talk to them.
Jeff: But the less he knows...
Michele: So far, I think (inaudible)
2:13pm BBT - Jordan returns to the back yard and comes to the pool area, then crosses back to the hammock... But first, a shower...
Jeff enjoys the view.
Michele joins Jordan in the hammock so they can reconnect some more... Michele tells Jordan to go ahead and say whatever she needs to say to Natalie and Kevin... As long as they know they're on the same page with each other, all is good. Jordan says they are... Jordan says she's not at all mad about Michele voting to keep Jeff, and she wont be if she leaves either. She repeats that if she goes home, she wants to see the two of them in the final 2.
Jordan also says that she doesn't want to talk much about it while Jeff's still here, because he's very sensitive about the whole thing, but if she does stay, she'd like to stick with Michele. Michele seems happy and relaxed about the whole thing. Jordan seems genuine as well.
Jeff comes back out, and Michele rejoins him in the pool.
BB: House guests. This is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.
Michele: Pool party over.
Jeff: You think it's for the night?!
Jordan: It can't be! It's too early.
Jeff: It's over. I'll probably never see outside again.
They all file in...
Jeff: Goodbye, Big Brother outside.
Sampling the afternoon fare...
I've joined them mid conversation...
Kevin: That HoH was epic.
Natalie: (whispers smiling) Fat Ho.
Talking about the HoH where Lydia called Jordan a fat ho.
Natalie: Gah, I need to get in the DR. I need to get that started... There's one f'in day left. I seem like a b-tch for saying that though.
Kevin: Think about all the sh-t they've been saying about us. It would be the most hilarious thing ever on Big Brother... What are you gonna say?
Natalie: I thought about it a little more, and I need guarantees...
2:42pm BBT - Jordan enters the Haves Room, grabs her bag...
Natalie: You never listen to me. If we were actually a couple...
Kevin: Does your boyf always listen to you? I bet he does.
Natalie: Do a picture of me like this?
Kevin: What's that?
Natalie: Pocket aces, baby. It's the best starting hand in poker.
Natalie: Ya know why I didn't have cramps last night? It was because of the alcohol... Need more Mike's.
Michele comes in and asks how Natalie's doing...
Kevin: She's a little high, but better.
Michele: They gave you your fun pills?
Kevin and Michele pose for what he calls "black girl pose" with Michele.
Kevin and Michele agree that they're probably setting up some practice thing in the backyard. Kevin's been sleeping very poorly. Natalie had another nightmare last night.
Michele: At least you're not shouting stuff out like me.
Natalie: The night you slept here, you didn't say anything. I didn't hear anything.
Kevin: 6 or 7. That's the peak time for Michele...
2:50pm Talk turns to HoH blogging... Michele says how weird it was for her, because she wasn't allowed to talk about Chima at all, since it hadn't happened fo rthe tv only viewers. Kevin says he talked about Chima, and we get the BRB screen, briefly...
Jeff & Jordan
They're both packing... and both wondering how they're going to fit everything in...
Jeff changes into more comfortable shorts to continue the process...
They keep giving each other things... just in case... Jeff gives her the New York shirt he wears all the time. Jordan sprays some of his cologne on it...
3:08pm BBT - For some reason, he takes his shorts off again... and stands there folding in his underwear... then another pair of shorts.
3:17pm BBT - Still packing in the Pool Room...
BB: House guests, the lockdown is over. You are now free to move about the house.
Jordan: Yay!! I knew it was too early.
They remain in the pool room... They're finding all sorts of things left behind by other HGs... Rehashing the season by all the costumes they're packing...
Jordan: You know what? I think I'm done layin out for the day.
Jeff: Me too.
***I've gotta take a tushie break. Be back, updating, publishing comments and blogging more in a bit.