Mid to Late Afternoon in the BB11 House
After a wee bit of early afternoon drama following the Veto Ceremony, during which the HGs were all sent out on a lockdown while Jordan was in the Diary Room, and Kevin speculated that she was leaving the game, we returned to complete calm... and Jordan's still quite there.
BB: House guests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside, and close the sliding glass door.
One by one, the HGs file outside. After a few brief mentions of why the lockdown - Production needs to fix a door - all that is heard is Michele's eating her sandwich.
It's so loud, I thought it was Natalie, but she's conked out on the couch next to Kevin.
BB: Jordan, please reattach your microphone...
***Shhhh, they're hunting 500,000 dollars.
3: 05pm BBT
BB: House guests, the lockdown is over. You are now free to move about the house.
And back in they go... Michele grabs a seat at the kitchen counter. Jeff goes straight into the Pool room, drops his pants and gets into bed. Natalie returns to her bed in the Haves Room. Jordan joins Natalie in there, lying down on another bed.
Michele passes through the haves room to the pool room and grabs a bed in there...
Cams 3 & 4
Jordan and Natalie exit the room to go talk in the Green Room...
Jordan: It's like, I keep thinking about it...
Natalie: You can't just think about yourself right now. You have to think about your family too.
Jordan: I feel bad right now.
Natalie: Don't feel bad. It's a game. Only one of us can win.
Jordan: I feel like if I stay, I'll be gone next week.
Nat: That's not the case. None of us are even coming after you.
Jordan: Who 're you voting for?
Nat: You. You don't wanna go, Jordan. Your mom will thank me.
Jordan: Here's what I'm thinking... (jumbled)
Nat: Who says Kevin's gonna win? You could win. Don't sell yourself short. ONce we get to final 3, it's questions. You could win that. If you win, you stay. If I win, you stay. I don't wanna go against him in final 2. I'd lose.
Jordan: Do I have your word? If it's me against Kevin, you would pick me to stay?
Jordan: I just feel bad, because I feel like he deserves it more than me, because he's done more than me.
Nat: There's different ways to play this game. Dan played last season, and he didn't do anything til the very end. Nothing's changed with your friendship, but unfortunately, one of you has to go, and it's going to be him (paraphrase). Your mom, right now, is like yelling at the screen...
Jordan: I know.
Natalie: And Michele's gonna vote for Jeff. You want me to vote for you to stay?
Jordan nods yes.
Natalie: I will. I give you my word. You're pretty much safe next week. If I win, I'm taking Michele out. If Michele wins, she's taking me out. You're in the same place I was in when Jessie left. I wanted to leave. I went in the DR and they had to talk to me... (fishies) Do everything you do normally... I know he's your friend, but he's gotta go. It's his time. Tell him that my mind's made up.
Jordan: What is it's a tie?
Natalie: We already know it's gonna be a tie. Kevin's gonna send Jeff out.
Jordan: I have to ask you this... Did you say in your goodbye message to Russell, I'm gonna send you a birthday present next week?
Natalie: No. Russell said that's the birthday present he wanted.
Jordan: Michele said that you said that in your goodbye message...
Natalie: I don't care what Michele says. Nobody should ever believe what she says.
Jordan: Oh, I don't.
Natalie: I need you to stay strong, because we're partners.
Jordan: Oh, I'm gonna try hard... I already told Kevin, if I win HoH, I'm gonna put him and Michele up.
Natalie: Me too... Michele keeps pushing me to evict you and keep Jeff. She woke me up this morning to talk to me about it. She just kept pushing... She wanted me to make a final 3 deal with her. I'm like, why would I make a deal with you...
Natalie's working Jordan hard, as if it were even necessary...
Kevin & Natalie
Cams 3 & 4
Natalie: She's all, you have to give me your word, and I said yes, and I said you have to give me yours too... If you win PoV next week, Michele has to go home. She said ok.
Kevin: So we should hang out less...
Natalie says that's not necessary, and that she explained as much to Jordan, that she and Kevin are friends, but they have no deal...
Kevin: That means I have to work Michele more...
Natalie: You need to be like, Natalie's acting suspicious lately.. and seeing as she and I don't have a deal, I'm gonna be going after her next week. I don't think we should do anything though... until Jeff's gone.
Natalie explains that Michele is no longer telling Jordan anything, only Jeff, and Jeff is relaying it to Jordan. Natalie tells Kevin that Michele told Jeff about sending Russell a birthday present... and Jeff told Jordan, who just told her.
Kevin: Bitch tells him everything. By the way, this whole thing about Michele not talking to Jordan is straight up bs.
Kevin says he may just vote Jordan out. Natalie tells him not to mess around...
Kevin: They're trying to work all the angles to get me out.
Natalie: I don't think so. Jordan just said, Jeff really wants Kevin out, and Michele wants you out...
Kevin: You need to throw Michele under the bus too...
***because the tread marks all over her body aren't sufficient?
Kevin: about all the stuff she said about Jeff... She's a swinger. How can you be bisexual and not have sex with women?
Natalie: She uses her marriage as an excuse. She'd be with him.
Natalie and Kevin continue another couple minutes, making very personal attacks against Michele's personal life and her marriage.
Natalie: Seriously, you wanna keep Jeff?
Kevin: Would you calm the f-ck down.
Natalie: If Jeff stays in this house, we will not win... We won't even make it to final 2.
Natalie and Kevin head inside to make some food for Natalie.
Around the house...
- Jordan's napping on Cams 1 & 2
- Natalie's at the kitchen counter.
- Kevin's gone to fetch something from the Storage Room for Nat. He returns promptly to the kitchen
Backyard - Couch
Kevin & Natalie
Natalie eats her sandwich...
Nat: The real reason Michele wants Jeff to stay is because she knows it's us against her next week. We're lookin' pretty, and she's not. We're smart too. We know our stuff. It's not quesitons about rocket science.. It's things we would know.
Kev: We've been underdogs since week 4ish...
Nat: Since Jessie up. Week 4.
Kev: It was 4 against 2 at one point.
Natalie mimics Jeff's earlier conversation with her...
Kev: I can't believe we turned it from 4-2 ... And out of the 4, we were the stronger. Chima wanted to go. Her mind wasn't in the game. Same with Lydia.
Nat: Lydia's mind was never in the game really. It was more of an experience for her.
Kev: But Chima said week one she wanted to go.
Nat: She never said it again til the end...
Kev: At this point, I think it's up to Big Brother. They gotta let us win.
Nat: No it's up to us.
Kev: No, but they can bust out a veto that's completely favoring Michele. And Jordan has a shot if it's some completely random skill thing...
Nat: They wont do it this late in the game.
Kev: They did in season 8.
Nat: I will knock a b-tch out to get the ball I need.
Kev: I think I might cry if I win the veto.
Nat: You need to get this if sh-t out of your head. If you win or I win, it's the same thing.
Nat: That would be really messed up if you screwed me, Kevin. I'm always talking good about you all the time.
Kev: So am I. Throughout this game, I've never ever come after you...
Nat: Neither have I.. and as much as people think I've had no power, I really did have power. Week one, week 2 and week 3... and I never came after you.
Kev: They only thing is, Lydia was coming after you, and I never told you.
Nat: But I knew that.
Kevin and Natalie are now claiming they've been alligned together since day one...
Natalie: The Lonesome Rangers make it to final 4.
They rehash all the alliance shifts and names...
All cams flip to Jordan sleeping in the Green Room... a welcome respite.
BB: Kevin, please go to the Diary Room.
BB hates me. All 4 cams back out to Natalie. She's alone out there now. Look out pillows! That sense of peace and togetherness you've known since your days at the factory is about to be ripped apart, thread by thread. You'll never know what hit you!
Natalie has relocated to the Haves Room and is shuffling the cards, repeatedly. The Diamonds and the Clubs are still licking their relaitionship woulds from the last time she had her hands on them... Now, the whole deck is in peril.
Kevin joins Natalie in the Haves Room and lets her know he'll be doing a lot of c*ck blocking this week: Whenever Jeff tries to talk to her privately, he'll be there, because "Jeff always wants to look cool," and this week, Kevin's not going to let him.
It's nap time...
Solo in bed.
Holdin that blankie,
Like Jordan's head...
Michele & Jeff
♫Two Blue Lumps
See how they sleep!
I can see Natalie and Kevin's mouths moving along the bottom bar, and I feel duty bound to flip to their feed.
C'mon, Jeff! Michele! Jordan! Anybody! Wake up!! Save Me!!!!
♫ Man in a banana suit....
Around the house...
- Jeff is stirring.
- Kevin and Nat are as they were.
- Michele is still sleeping.
- Not sure where Jordan is at the moment.
The stirring turns to full blown motion, as Jeff rises up from his bed, puts his shoes on and walks through the house to the bathroom, where he forgets to take his mic off and we hear him peeing. Gross? Perhaps. But preferable to the alternative... He exits the loo, washes his hands and brushes his teeth. Then it's off to the kitchen, where he cleans up after Kevin and Natalie's mess, before fixing himself something to eat...
Jeff's cooking... Look on the bright side, Jeff. You're not on slop, and you're not in a banana suit.