Driving Me Crazy in the BB House

5:40 PM BBT
Backyard
Michele & Jeff

Michele and Jeff revisit the discussion on how to get Natalie's vote saying that they'll let her win HOH next week, and won't gun for her. This goes on for a while, trying to come up with angles on how they can threaten her. If sh doesn't go with the plan, then Michele and Jordan will come gunning for her.

Jeff: I think she’s most worried about you. If I can get through this week, then move from there. We’re talking final two – I can’t go with Natalie and Kevin, we’re the two bozo’s that did the most. I’m so f'ed. .
Michele: And see the mini table
Jeff: It sounds like a sweet deal to me, for Natalie. It doesn’t make any sense. Talk to her and I get two minutes, get the F out of her ass, Kevin.
Michele: Yeah, I woke her up – we’re talking now – and then Kevin saw us and was here.
Jeff: Just say you talked to me.
Michele: It’s the sweetest deal ever, we all fall down and give her HOH, you know? It’s just her and I… seriously, dude.
Jeff: That sweetens the deal big time
Michele: I told her that..
Jeff: If she doesn’t take that deal, she’s an f'n idiot.. guaranteed HOH and safe for another week, for a vote?! come on!
Michele: I’m like, why is she so resistant..
Jeff: If she doesn’t take that deal I’ll tell her to go F herself.
Michele: And Kevin’s pissed that I’m talking to her..
Jeff: If she doesn’t, we’ll tell her we’re going to Kevin with the deal then. And if she doesn’t take it, and she’s in my position next week? She’ll be killing herself. She’d quit. She wouldn’t be able to deal with that stress.
Michele: she’s sitting in the prettiest position ever. I do know that he tells her everything, but she doesn’t tell him everything.
Jeff: She plays this loyalty card – Kevin hasn’t done dick this whole season! I can drool in the corner and be loyal too. We got to talk to her together. Because these points? I’d be like I’m an idiot.
Michele: She’s so sure she can beat me and Jordan.
Jeff: She can’t know that... She’s crazy being loyal to Kevin, only reason they talk is because we put them there. Kevin went back on his word. Natalie could still be good on hers. She makes it all about her loyalty... Maybe we should start with just guaranteeing her we won't send her home next week. And if she doesn't take that then in a couple of days come back with 'we'll give you the HOH, so you're guaranteed safety'.

They decide to talk to her later together. Jeff goes inside to find Jordan in the Green Room who seems to have swallowed a few cranky pills... Feeds cut to Red Room sleepers.

7:00 PM BBT

They are calling the HGs into the DR and telling them how much they got. Jordan got $1726. Jeff $3181.

Jeff is yelling in the Pool Room. "If I had known that $$#$ would have put me up, I would never have gotten him." Kevin and Natalie hear. Kevin says, "I should say 'thank you Jeff' when I get my money."

Natalie got $1900. Michele got $2563. Kevin got $626.

Michele is cooking chicken Cordon Blue and Jordan is helping.

8:00 PM BBT

• Michele is cooking up a storm in the kitchen.
• Kevin and Natalie are plotting and scheming in the Red Room.
• Jeff is working out in the backyard and Jordan came out to join him. They save the preying mantis. She scolds him for having a negative attitude and being a sore loser. He tells her if he was in her position, he would be happy-go-lucky too. It's a tiff but not hard feelings. She asks him if he wants to eat, he says he will finish working out, and take a shower, so he will eat later. She says everyone is waiting.

Jordan: Everyone is making food for everyone else.
Jeff: Yeah and evicting people.
Jordan: It's over. We lost.
Jeff: It's over. Is there an American's player this year.
Jordan: They said no.

They go on to talk about the money. Jeff meant America's Choice. Jeff thinks he has a good chance of winning it.

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