Wednesday Brunch in the Big Brother 11 House
Because the HGs woke up so late, this post will continue through 1pm BBT.
Hell has frozen over. Natalie is the first HG awake for the day. She goes up to the HoH room to wake Kevin, has a quick word with him and brings down one of their BB bags.
She goes to the bathroom, and spends quite a while behind that closed door. Then she heads to her room and sits with her head in her hands for a while, until...
BB: Natalie, please come to the diary room.
11:11am - Jeff & Jordan stir, but it doesn't seem they'll be getting up until BB gives the word. Then each rolls over to face the other, and Jeff strokes Jordan's face, ever so sweetly.
BB: Good morning, house guests, it's time to get up for the day.
Jeff and Michele both spring out of bed. Jordan asks Michele to turn on the light. Upstairs, Kevin is fresh from the shower...
Natalie & Jeff
Natalie: I threw up everywhere.
Jeff: Nuh uh.
Natalie: When i get bad, I get really bad. I put in a request for a heating pad... I've been up all morning... Went to the bathroom 3 times... F'in been back and forth. I had to go wake Kevin up, cuz my medicine was in his room.
Jeff: Like in the middle of the night?
Natalie: Like an hour ago.
Jeff: What time is it? Like 10?
Natalie: Like 11:15.
Jeff: I know it's late when the lights are still out and I can't sleep anymore.
Natalie: If I don't get a heating pad, i will take a chair and bust it against this camera. They don't understand, I'm about to bust out in tears.
Jeff takes advantage of the first opportunity to talk to Natalie without Kevin present.
Jeff: I'm down. Since you're bustin' sh-t, suggest some beers for the pool today. So where you at? You still undecided?
Natalie: They keep askin the same thing in there too... I just don't know what to do. I feel like if I'm making a deal with Michele, I'm making a deal with the devil.
Jeff: Dude, you're not making a deal with Michele. You're making a deal with me.
Natalie: I feel like she's gonna be like you got got.
Jeff: That's not gonna happen. Besides... you're still gonna have me. How're you gonna feel next week, if you're up and you could've done this...
Natalie: If it weren't for Michele, I'd be 100% on this. She's such a liar though...
Jeff: She's just taking her chances with the PoV. Don't you think she'd tell me if she was trying to pull something like that? Then we both got got.
Natalie: I don't know... Can we all 3 talk together?
Jeff: Yeah, sure.
Jeff pulls Michele in.
Jeff: Are you down for tomorrow.
Michele: Of course I am, especially since you seem down for the count.
Natalie: Yeah.. if it's true... I don't know.. Last time she made me offers, she went back at the first chance... I'm afraid you're gonna tell me, you got got.
Michele: I have no chance with Kevin in the game. My whole goal is to get Kevin out.
Jeff: You gotta think about yourself at this point. Mull it over...
Michele: Think about it...
Natalie: If I could be guaranteed... at this point, I don't even trust Kevin 100%...
Michele: Well, we have to trust you too... For me, I'm throwing a lot away to offer this... I could just fight for Hoh and PoV...
Natalie: I'm not talking to anyone else til they get me a heating pad...
Natalie says she's passed out twice at work from period cramps. Michele is sympathetic, tells her to feel better...
Jeff & Michele
Jeff: She say she's gonna think about it?
Michele and Jeff do their morning bathroom routines.
BB: Kevin, have you changed your batteries?
Kevin gets up from the backyard couch and comes into the storage room to change his batteries...
- Kevin's in the Haves Room, talking to Natalie. She's serious. She tells Kevin she's not talking to anyone til she gets heating pads.
- Michele's doing her morning routine in the bathroom
- Fresh from brushing his teeth, Jeff's being extra snuggly kissy sweet with Jordan in the Pool Room.
Michele & Jordan
Jordan's doing her morning routine. Michele's putting lotion on .
Chatter about the fires... Michele tells her about the arsonist last year. Jordan asks if people in California are passe' about fires at this point... That's a no.
Jordan steps into the shower stall to change into her bikini... Small talk...
Meanwhile, Jeff's in the kitchen, cleaning and debating what to prepare in terms of breakfast...
Michele goes out back to check on the weather and see if she'll be putting her bikini on too. She returns to the bathroom and tells Jordan that it's overcast and it smells funny out there. Jordan's brushing her teeth.
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff's all about food prep and a little bit of loving for Jordan... Apart from a few snide remarks made in jest, they've been on the love train since before Jordan woke up this morning.
Michele joins them in the kitchen. She changed into her bathing suit.
The plan for the day is to get some good sun in. For the moment, preparation of and chatter about food... Jeff & Michele are preparing real food.
Jordan's eating cookies and teddy grahams. Jeff brings up packing...
Michele asks if either of them have any laundry to do, as she's about to throw hers in. They're both all set. Michele goes to the Pool Room to collect hers.
Around the house...
- Jeff's cooking in the kitchen.
- Jordan's watching him.
- Natalie's moaning and telling Kevin she needs a heating pad. He offers to reheat the makeshift one he brought her earlier. She accepts. Off he goes.
- Michele's back in the kitchen now.
Natalie: I swear, I'm gonna die...
***not touching it.
Kevin returns a couple minutes later with a freshly heated pack for her, then BB calls her to the Storage Room for the real thing. Kevin goes to get it for her. It's the right one... She exceuses herself to go to the bathroom.
**I'm sticking with them in order to see if she spills about Jeff and Michele coming to her this morning.
12:26pm BBT - Meanwhile, in the kitchen, food prep and playfulness continues.
Backyard - Couch
Jeff, Jordan, Michele
Breakfast is served.
BB: Michele, please go to the Diary Room.
Michele: uch... Hopefully it's not goodbye messages.
Jeff: It probably is.
Off she goes. Jeff and Jordan continue eating. In silence. No Michele bashing.
Jeff: Do you like your meat n eggs?
Jordan: mm hmm! Do you?
Jordan: Michele's so weird.
Jeff: The weirdest.
**They lasted about a minute.
Jordan: She told me she fell as a kid and it did something to her brain.
Jeff: She gets like these mood swings...
Jordan: She might be bipolar.
Jeff: Yeah, she's definitely gotta couple of personalities going on.
Jordan: She's very very different.
Jeff: I'd like to see her casting tapes.
Natalie & Kevin
She's telling him everything Jeff said and all of her responses....
BB: Jordan, please come to the Diary Room.
Natalie: He's like, we'll both lay down... Like, when the competition begins, lay down on the floor. I'm like, that's what you say now.
They hear someone walking nearby, and they make smalltalk.
Natalie: You don't understand. If I don't take care of myself today, I wont even be able to participate in the live show tomorrow... Not only will I not be able to compete for HoH, I wont even be able to sit on the couch... Anyways... Michele came in, and she was like, I'll lay down, if you... And I'm like, I don't know you guys... I really like the option, but I have to be honest, it's all because of you, Michele. If you had been honest with me in the beginning of the game. Then Jeff's like, if she doesn't I will go after her. So I'm like, I feel like you guys are gonna tell me, you got got.
Backyard - Couch
Michele & Jeff
Jeff: Are you really gonna blow it?
Michele: Yeah. I'll lie down. It would be funny if we could somehow do it together... Knock each other out.
Michele shows off her Big Brother battle wounds.
Jeff: I wish Natalie would just f'in roll.. cuz we'd have such a good chance to get there. We just have to talk to her a little more.
Michele: (missed it)
Jeff: If we could get past this week, I would put a lot of money on us getting to final 2.
Michele: Angriest jury house ever.
Jeff: Oh, the worst. They'd have to pick between 2 keys, and they'd keep diggin to find another one. We both have to talk to her some more... you have to reassure her that you're throwing it.
Michele: I need to tell her straight up what went down... It was just a mess, and I should've thought about it before running my mouth off to everyone.
Jeff: Just be like, this is my chance to earn your trust back. And she's really in no shape to play.
Michele: Did they ask you?
Jordan: Yeah. About your tv and not having cable... and then they asked me what you thought about my word Gucci. I was like, I think she likes it.. Michele's a pretty girl...
BB: Jordan, you are not allowed to talk about your DR sessions.
Jeff: Where ya goin'?
Jordan: Gettin in the pool.
Jeff: No. They're gonna call me in the DR. Otherwise I'd already be in there.
Jeff goes inside. Jordan gets into the pool. Michele returns her 1/2 eaten bagel sandwich to the kitchen. That's where Jeff is.
12:50pm BBT - Michele returns to the backyard.
Michele: It's like 110 out here. It's ridiculous. My bathing suit's falling apart...
Jeff comes back out and covers himself in lotion.
Michele: You look like you'r eposin' on the raft.
Jordan: Do I? Jeff, will you get me a towel please.
Jeff goes to grab her a towel..
Jordan: Thanks, Gooch. I appreash.
Jeff: (uuuurp!) 'Scuse.
Jeff's sits down, poolside, dangling his legs in the water. Chatter about karaoke...