Late night with Lessa!

What in the.... I come home to Craziness! Just another day in the BB house, right? *L*

Enzo's in a penguin suit, Brendon's got a shaved head and is handcuffed to Britney, the CHUM BATH? Pandora's box, feasting, JESSIE? Gah. I love this game!


11pm BBT - So, currently in the house, Brendon and Britney are chatting outside on the double lounger, and Enzo, Lane and Hayden are plotting Matt's Demise in the Cabana room, as well as figuring they're all safe next week.

Enzo: We've traded the brains for the blonde..

Enzo: We're gonna get dirty now. We have to work hard now. It's down to the final 6, yo. I trust you guys the most, yo. I ain't gonna F you guys. We get to the final four, you do what you gotta do, you don't win the POV, you deserve to go home.

Hayden: I'm honest with you two about everything.
Enzo: You guys are my boys, bro.

Enzo: I'm all f'ed up man! I'm in a penguin suit, all my clothes are gone, I haven't taken a shower in 3 days, I'm all f'ed up dude.

Lane: Britney was crying up there, and I was like it's final seven, cut your friends, we'll take you to the final four!
Enzo: We get Mattie out, Ragan's out next week. If Brendon wins, he's not touching us, not touching us. At this point, I don't care, I don't effin care! You hate me? Hate me! What are we doing here?
--Lessa: Enzo? WIN SOMETHING. Just sayin!

Enzo: He's the f'in saboteur!
Lane: I told her that.

Talk turns to what they'll do in the final three.
Enzo: Just gotta survive this week. We can do it.
Hayden: I just needed the money, I'm broke...
Lane: I hoped you got the money...
Enzo: We got all the prizes!
--Lessa: so much for Matt getting all the prizes, huh?
--Carolyn: Color me surprised!

Cams flip to Matt/Ragan in the Taj. (Britney/Brendon are talking politics..)

Ragan: I said yeah, that's true, but that's not why I'm upset right now. I laid it all out there, there's three pairs out there, and one pair (Enzo/Hayden) are playing both sides. I told him I thought it was really telling that Matt could have put up them, but stood by his word, and took out a player he could easily beat in anything. To me right now, the decision Britney has to make.. and he all but said it was between you and Hayden... I said the decision is beyond what gets you further in the game - I think there's only three that have her best interests at heart. The people that want Matt out of the game want him out because of how honorable he is..
--Lessa: oh Ragan. I adore you both, but you're kinda delusional, hm?

Ragan: So she might make a deal that she's safe, one of us is going up and going home, then Britney right after, no one wants to bring her to the end. They want to bring the hated person in the game! And the handcuffs, it's the bath, every hour!
Matt: Campaigning. Hayden already told me he'd said he'd spend the whole time campaigning against me.

Skippy sends us back to the Cabana Room..
Enzo: They're gonna wanna have a movie of us three after us...
--Lessa: ...ok, maybe Enzo is more delusional than Matt. *L*

Britney: Even when you and Rachel were on the block, and she offered me 5k, I could have easily said sure, I'll take it, we'll take you off, and send Brendon home. OR I could have taken the money and given Hayden the POV.
Brendon: Because you're playing this to win, for the competition...
Britney: Yeah, that's my point! Why am I the only effin one?! It frustrates me so bad, everyone else is collecting paychecks and I'm fighting to be here!
Brendon: You don't have to tell me, I shaved my head..
Britney: ...and you definitely deserve another week. It just frustrates me, because of how much I haven't taken. It just makes me really mad.
Brendon: ...and no one took the have-not pass, as that's the one they'd know..
Britney: Yeah. I was fuming - I wanted to go ok, you you you! Tell me! Makes me so mad.
Brendon: It was tempted to take 5000 right now and say f'it.
Britney: I can go home and work and make 5000, I can go home and earn a vacation for myself. I can't go home and play Big Brother. I think it's really, really strange that only two people got any punishments..
Brendon: Not gonna lie, I was buzzing in quick..
Britney: I was too - every single effin punishment. Anyone else gonna show up to that competition or...
Brendon: The people that wanted the prizes...
Britney: That's fine. Because now someone who chose prizes over competition will have that in the jury house. Can't want to say it to their face, hope this is worth it to you.
Brendon: I was wondering who was cocky enough to...
Britney: Only the person that thinks they're safe...

Britney: You've proven yourself, Brendon. You've proved yourself to me.

Cams 1/2 have flipped back to the Taj and Matt/Ragan.. Mentioning that Britney's been standoffish all day then head to the kitchen to snack.

Britney: Now I'm in your shoes, I can't play HOH, and I'm scared.
Brendon: I'll be there, same shoes - well, different sizes, but same brand.

Matt goes to the Cabana room and we get bubbled.

Outside, Britney is taking about Kathy, and giving him the other side of Kathy's game. Heh. Inside, Matt/Enzo/Hayden are in the Cabana room.

Enzo: I had to be a good sport about the Penguin sh*t, you know? I'll wear Borat's unitard, you know?

Enzo: I think we just lost our final four, man. One extreme to the next. I shoulda won that f'in HOH.

Enzo: I'm surprised I didn't get the shaved head...
Matt: That's because that's not what they wanted.
Enzo: I think Brendon's getting fans..
Matt: Nauseating.
Enzo: Saying he's a competitor..
Hayden: Gonna wash my face...
Enzo: We gotta have fun with it, not be stressed out, you know. That's how we gotta play it.
Matt: Guess so.

Enzo: F'in have not, on the block, in a penguin suit, with no clothes. Rock bottom, there has to be light after this, has too be. I had some nice clothes too, man! All my shirts..
Matt: You'll see some homeless dude wearing them..
Enzo: Yeah, you wearin' the Meow Meow shirt? See some bum on Hollywood Blvd wearing the get the face shirt, with a skully made of my sleeves...
Matt: Oh man... (laughing) how did it come to this?
Enzo: Would have rather dug through the mud...
Matt: See other people compete! This is a load of bs..
Enzo: No one knows who won what..
--Lessa: cept you, because Hayden told you..

Ragan joins Brendon and Britney outside. Talk goes to Pandora's box..

Enzo: It's just funny, it was just me and him that won bad sh*t... Make the kid from Jersey look like a dummy...
Matt: I was looking at the buzzer like F*CK! It wasn't working, I was hitting it on everything! The handcuffs is the best prize out there. Britney is the only one that was bad for.
Enzo: This is the lowest for me in this game. I've been shunned. I'm beyond angry, I wanna F sh*t up in here.
Matt; Yeah, on a whole 'nother level.
Enzo: Laugh with it, take it with a grain of salt..

Matt goes to take a shower, Enzo laughs after he's gone.
Hayden: What are you laughing at?
Enzo: I don't know what the F is going on in this house, man...

11:46pm --- DING DING DING - Chum Dump Time!

Britney: Do you have your chum shorts on? I'll hold this taut... Get your ear, you're arm there..
Brendon: Get everything?
Britney: Yeah. Ok, ready?

She runs with him to the hot tub, so he can get warm. Ragan's cracking up..
Brendon: You'd never see this...
Ragan: It's hysterical to watch!
Britney: I think we have it down now...

Ragan: Has anyone admitted to the prizes?
Britney: I think Mattie took all the prizes.. nobody.
Brendon: Maybe this will make my skin glo..
Britney: That'll be your prize. In my mind, there's only three people who got prizes. And yeah, it makes me really mad. No one's admitted. It makes me so mad. If I was just gonna lose anyways, I should have taken all the prizes... Makes me so mad.

Britney: What makes me really mad, is that I was the one person who was guaranteed safe this week? And I didn't get any prizes. I've had this conversation a few times, and it enrages me. Why do I feel like I have to pick up the slack? I took a veto that I didn't need over 5k and a tv... I didn't take 5k from Rachel, I didn't win any money in the first competition, nor did I try.. So why am I the common denominator of choosing this game over material goods. Have I gotten any farther than those that took it? No, I've gotten just as far. It pisses me off. Bad. What do you feel about it?
Ragan: I feel like... (long silence) I feel like its the same people every week, fighting.
Britney: I agree with you.
Ragan: Overall, with each other, beating each other down, and I'm tired of fighting.
Britney: How many truly know what it's like to fight for their lives? It's the same people over and over and over. It's not good, it's not fun, it's hard.
Brendon: This is the first time that everyone's been on the block once - and this is my third time, you know?
Britney: You know who really impressed me? Honestly? Was Enzo. You know how bad he wanted a phone call from home? He has a daughter he hasn't seen in 60 days! She's only been alive for 10 months and she hasn't seen him for two? How badly did he want that phone call from home? And I don't think he felt like he was going home.. and he still gave up everything else and took two bad punishments and still didn't get the Veto. That is someone who fought in that competition. For him to give up that phone call at home speaks volumes to me.
Brendon: Spent 20 minutes talking about his daughter in the room last night.
Britney: It wasn't necessarily a do or die for him, and he fought for that POV. He impressed me big time.
Brendon: I think Enzo was a slow starter in the game. He's getting his momentum going.
Britney: He almost won that POV I won... 14 seconds?
Brendon: 15 seconds, one question wrong... I know he wants it.

Britney: There was 6 people in the veto, and only two took all the punishments. Yet all the prizes were taken.
Brendon: I understand how you feel.
Britney: It's really frustrating.

Britney heads inside for the ice cream - Brendon follows. Ragan remains outside, they say they'll be right back.

12:00am --- Hayden to the DR. Bubbles - Enzo talks about the guy in DR. Britney digs into her ice cream.
Brendon: Jessie would be really upset with you right now..
Britney: F Jessie! He was mean. He said I had a little bit to lose? I jumped him about that! Your gonna say on national tv that a 100 pound woman needs to lose weight? What kind a freak are you! Hello teenage girls everywhere, this 100 pound girl needs to lose weight!

Brendon: That was my third one right?
Britney: Yeah
Ragan: Only 21 more to go! What a weird punishment...
Brendon: I want to know the geniuses behind this one! Then I asked if I could wait so she didn't have to do it... and they were like...

..Bubbles!

Britney: I ate Lucky charms fro breakfast and lunch, and honeycombs for dinner!
Brendon: Really? Breakfast of champions!

Talk about the Have Not weeks Brendon took..
Ragan: What would suck is if it's a double elimination, and you won the first one? And then it would be right back to it..
Brendon: Oh that would suuuuuuuck..

12:07am -- We get bubbled again, as Ragan talks about the "f'ed up way" BB got his dad's suspenders from him..

Enzo's giving a shopping list...
Enzo: some shirts, jeans. Cuz I got nuthin...

Talk turns to the game again.
Enzo: How do you know there wasn't a malfunction or sh*t?
Matt: I know there was. I just know. I want to see who's next to me, see if someone's beating me, you know? not rely on a trip wire...
Enzo: Yeah man, I thought it was going to be runnin' and findin' sh*t..

Outside:
Ragan: I don't feel like a player in a game, I feel like a cog in a machine
Brendon: Enzo and I joked that we're all pawns.

12:15am --- Bubbles again. Back 5 minutes later, silence in the back yard. Inside..

Enzo: You get the DPOV and I get this.
Matt: I'm not even unpacking. It's a double eviction.

Enzo: You, me or Hayden, hope he's next. Can it get worse than this? I dunno man. I wonder if I get to keep this...
Matt: You should. You earned it.
Enzo: Imagine if it was for the whole season? Sh*t man.
Matt: Does he have to keep his head shaved? The pink hair was for the whole season..
Enzo: I would have gone for that.. I thought you went for the hair.
Matt: I did. I hesitated on the hair. All the others? I was buzzing before they even finished the question!
Enzo: It is what it is now in this house man, take it at face value man.]

Enzo: The people on the block get the bad sh*t man. He gets off the block, and I'm the dodo in the penguin outfit and no clothes.

Matt goes outside, Enzo decides he wants to go into the hot tub and relax...
Enzo: I might shave my head anyway, the way I'm feeling right now? Sh*t
Brendon: I'm on chumbath number four!
Enzo: I feel bad for Britney! She should get some points!
Britney: (laughs) I should get the trip by default!
Enzo: Why is this such a a sucky season?! I'm gonna do my speech like this, man. Big yellow dick on my head...

Ragan: Tell me, production...

...bubblewraps us everytime, you b*tch! STOP IT.

Brendon: Hey! We get a DR pass! We can't do individual DRs!
Britney: Hey, yeah!

Ragan tries on the penguin suit while Enzo is in the hot tub - and does the Mary Poppins penguin dance at Britney's request...

Britney: Enzo you don't wear the feet...
Enzo: I broke them. They don't work no more.

Talk is about the movie (Mary Poppins) while Lane and Matt play pool and whisper.

Lane: I have all night with her tomorrow. She's afraid she'll be alone... Ragan won't put her up.. We're down to the final f'in 6, you gotta put up friends.

Lane: She likes you, a lot. She knows you'll get him out.
Matt: We will get him out, next week.
Lane: I think she's more favored towards you..
Matt: This whole thing is stressing me out. I don't want to do a third term as replacement. It's too much, I can't handle it again.
Lane: The sucky thing about it is it has to be Ragan.
Matt: That's the only one left. I got to win HOH.
--Lessa: betcha wishin you hadn't thrown the last one, hm?

12:42am -- Matt to the DR.

Brendon and Britney are talking about family, Brendon's asking questions, getting her to open up. The boys are playing pool.

Alrighty - it's about time for Lessa to hit the hay... Night Dishers!

Ok, one last picture.. hee:

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