Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday & Happy Labor Day!!
While I get crackin' on the overnight, who knew Evel Dick was crafty?!? Check this out: Evel Dick Shadowbox. It's quite a prize for any serious Evel Dick fan and/or BB memorabilia collector. While you're over there, a couple more very cool pieces of BB history: BB8 Carol's Duffel Bag & BB5/7 Diane Henry's Big Brother 5 Duffel Bag.
The HGs spent most of last night hanging out together, to the point where Hayden even slept in Jumanji with the others. They passed the time chatting about the season gone by and the people in it... I'll be touching on bits and pieces from that, as well as any more relevant one-on-one conversations I can find...
My goal for Overnight Completion today is 7am.. Wish me luck!
I begin at 12:00 midnight BBT... We find the Hayden creature in his preferred state...
The topic is funny to some, much less so to others.
Enzo: Oh yeah, me and wifey are definitely getting our own room. We gotta do our own thing.
Lane: You ever play the.. 8 second game with her?
Hayden and Britney both simultaneously bow their heads and lower their eyes.
Enzo: What's the 8 second game?
Britney: (with zero enthusiasm) Oh yeah, that sounds like fun.
Lane: It's tradition.
Britney: Not if it happened to me.
Enzo: What do you do?
Hayden: Didn't Lane explain it the other night?
Enzo: (shakes head no) You gotta drop.. Oh.. The 8 second game, when you pull your pants down and.. uh.. I forgot. What is it, yo? What's 8 seconds?
Lane: 4 of your buddies bring a girl back..
Enzo: Oh, ok.
Lane: ...and then you get her in the bed, and all of us are waitin' at the door, and we bust in on ya, and you gotta hold the girl down for 8 seconds.
Lane: You know, cuz the girl's tryin' to squirm and tryin' to get under the covers..
Enzo: Oh sh*t. I'm definitely gonna do that.
Lane: 8 second ___
Enzo: Oh! I wanna do that. You just hold her down? Down?
Enzo: Isn't that rape?
Enzo: What the f--k is that, yo? Whatta you doin', yo?
Enzo: You guys in the South.. I don't know, yo.
Britney: Like, we'll do it to you and Joella.
Enzo's reaction suggests not.
Britney: We'll just bust in, while we know you guys are doin' it...
Lane: They wont even squirm.
Britney: And then you have to hold her down for 8 seconds, while she's tryin' to get away, so we can't see her.
Enzo: Oh, I hold her down?
Britney: mm hmm
Lane: Like, if you were doin' her doggie style, that's the best, and we bust in, and you're like ridin' her..
Lane: ..and you gotta hold her for 8 seconds..
Britney: You can't let her escape.
Lane: ..while she squirms away.
Enzo: Oooh, Sh*t. Yeah, let's not do that to me.
Enzo: We'll go do that to someone else.
Lane: hehehe.. Let's not do that to me.
Britney: One of Lane's friends, perhaps.
Enzo: That's like semi-rape though... You're in the chick, she's tryin' to get away..
Enzo: Yo, I ain't...
Lane: You gotta do everything you can..
Lane: Just bear hug her..
Lane: You're not gonna see her the next day though.. She's not gonna talk to you.
Enzo: Nah.. I'd be divorced. I can't do that.
Lane: She has to ride back with you.
Britney: If that happened to me, I would kill myself.
Lane: It's all fun and games.
***Hayden, who ya thinkin' about bringing with you to final 2 now? In the likely event it's your decision to make. Just curious.
Enzo, abruptly but deftly, changes the subject, and turns the conversation to the anxious time when they were waiting to find out if they'd made the show or not, and the very exciting time when they were notified.
Talk then moves on to the stress of long lockdowns on the HGs of every season, including them. What they may not know yet, is they're in for a doozy of a lockdown starting pretty soon...
Since the Wednesday show is actually taping tomorrow, Tuesday the 7th, and following the PoV Ceremony and Eviction, they will launch straight into the 1st part of the final 3 HoH, which is Endurance, the HGs are about to be locked up tight for the duration... while the BB crew builds and tests the Endurance Comp apparatus in the backyard.
Enzo: Our 1st lockdown we had? Bugged me the f--k out.
Britney: Ooooh.. where we were locked down for
Enzo: I caught like a.. I was having palpitations and sh*t. I was like, I gotta go. I'm about to go into the DR and be like, yo, I'm done.
Lane: Where's the button?
Enzo: Like day 15? I was like.. (deep breaths)
Britney: That was bad.
Enzo: That was bad.
Britney: Any time that we're locked down, for that long...
We rejoin them a few minutes later.
Britney: I wish there was no jury... and I got to go home for a week and come back. That'd be nice.
Enzo: Yeah.. or goin' around L.A. for a week.
Lane: Your family comes up here, and you get to stay with them in a hotel for a week.
Lane: Your family.
Britney: Yeah.. that'd be nice.
Enzo: Do we stay in the same hotel with our family?
Britney: I don't know.. I don't know how it works. I'm gonna ask, but that wont help y'all any.
Lane: (Just try to) Keep me from my family and friends? Once I'm done with the show?
Lane: I'll talk to the people you want me to talk to for like 2 seconds. I'll give a one word answer.
Enzo: I'm giving one word to everybody.
Britney: A soundbite.
Lane: It's gonna be one word answers to everybody...
Enzo: I'll be like, yo, c'mon, again? You seen the season. I been in here for 3 months. You seen my DRs. C'mon. You know.
Lane: Leave me alone... I'm just gonna have my mom do the interviews for me.
Hayden: It's gonna be a late night.
They speculate some more about what will happen in terms of backyard interviews on finale night.
While Hayden, Lane and Britney are talking about what they think made the cut for the show, in terms of their arguments with various people, Lane has excused himself to go masturbate in the shower.
Talk turns to Kathy. Britney says she has no interest in keeping in touch with her after the show, because, among other things, she believes her to be quite two-faced. In a shocking development, Britney says she has no interest in keeping in touch with Rachel either.
They spend the next several minutes talking about Kathy and mocking her.
Everyone heads inside.
Cameras 1/2 - Lane & Britney in Jumanji
Cameras 3/4 - Hayden solo in HoH
Off Camera - Enzo shaving in the bathroom.
Britney: Are you gonna miss me.. for a whole week?
Lane: Where're you goin'?
Britney: To jury house.
Lane opens the door to the Have Not Room...
Lane: Why didn't they lock this down?
Britney: Why do you care?
Lane: Because they lied.
Britney: Because you've been lied to.
Britney: And you take that very personally.
Britney: Take it from me, Lane. Don't take it personal.
Britney: Cuz people lie in this house.
Lane: What?! They don't lie to me.
Lane: They don't lie to me. Cuz I know a liar, when I see one.
Britney: Takes one to know one... Lane.
Lane: I don't lie. Just no one has asked me. Ya know?
Britney: That's kinda opposite of your theory earlier.. That you're a thief, if you don't report someone stealing.
Lane: Right. but if I don't see it, I can't be a thief, right? So, when I think I'm about to see something bad happen, I'll close my eyes.
Lane turns out the lights and tells Britney to go brush her teeth and her nappy, nappy roots.
Britney beats him up a little bit.
Lane: When I show these bones, panties drop.
Britney: I wanna take you by your neck and shove you up against the wall, and slap you in the face, and then pull you back down.
Britney: ..and then kick you in the chest.
Britney: Do you think I could ever kick somebody in the chest?
Lane: I bet you could.
Britney: Like this.. The kind where you go uhhnnn...
Lane: I bet you could, if you'd take that sh*t off.
Britney: Would I fall down backwards though?
Britney: How do I learn how to do that? Do I have to take a kickboxing class?
Lane: Yeah. More n' likely.
Britney: I could do that.
Cameras 1/2 - Lane, Hayden and Britney
Cameras 3/4 - Enzo
We'll join Lane, Hayden and Britney on 1 and 2, just as they wrap up a Rachel bash, and talking about how Ragan looked too much into everything, which leads to...
Lane: Has there ever been someone who's a die-hard fan, like someone that smart, win this game?
Britney: No, everybody who wins this game's a dodo.
Lane: Yeah. Ya know?
Hayden: Dick was smart though, wasn't he?
Britney: Street smart.
Lane: Yeah, but not like..
Britney: But I guess Dr. Will's really smart. I mean, he's a doctor. He's a plastic surgeon.
Hayden: But he had the personality to go along with it, right?
Britney: Oh my gosh, his personality was so funny.
Lane: Dr. Will. He's the one who said he bought like a Lamborghini with his money.
Britney: Yeah, but he was already a plastic surgeon. But in AllStars, one day he was telling them, what it was like to be out of the house, and he was like, what happens is, you're gonna go out of the house, and you're gonna be super important and everyone cares about you, for at least 2 months. Then you start to dwindle. A year later, no one cares about you, and you're completely depressed.
Lane: Oh sh*t. hahaha
Britney: So, that'll be us.
Lane: Aww.. That's not cool.
Hayden: hehe.. A year later, nobody cares about you, and you'll be completely depressed.
***So enjoy the attention when you first get out, then do yourselves a favor and resume a life that doesn't involve chasing or attempting to extend fame.
Lane: Awww... dammit. Thanks for crushing that. But that was also season 2, right?
Britney: That was during season 7 when he said that.
Lane: But I think this game's also come a long way since then... I think we've added at least 3 more months to that..
Hayden: So maybe 5 months.
Britney: hehehe.. For 5 months everyone will care?
Cameras 1/2 - Jumanji - Hayden, Lane & Britney
Cameras 3 - Enzo in HoH
Camera 4 - The HoH Spy Screen
Hayden, Lane and Britney were just talking about their college professors, and now begin discussing Ragan...
Lane: I can't imagine that dude as a professor.
Britney: Oh, I can.
Lane: Well, I can see him, bein' so smart, but his personality and the way he his.. cussin' all the time and vulgar?
Hayden: Droppin' f bombs left and right..
Britney: Yeah, he does do that a lot. He's very vulgar.
Hayden: I wonder what Long beach thought of that... as a professor...
Britney: He's just vulgar to me, when it's not necessary.. Like, "Hey Ragan, What's up?" "My dick." Like, that kinda stuff to me is just.. eww.
Britney: That's not even funny.
Hayden: He would wear jokes out.
Britney: That one night, "that's what she said," killed me..
Hayden: That's what she said got worn out
***The 1st time it was uttered.
Hayden: ...him and the bands got worn out, him and Jerry got worn out, him and Renny ot worn out..
Lane: Oh my G-d.
Hayden: Season 11 got worn out.
Britney: Him and our season got worn out.
Hayden: He said some funny things though, don't get me wrong.
Lane: Some moments of him and Matt were weird!
Hayden: Brokeback status?
Lane: Yeah... Like when we had to do Big Brother says.. When BB said to get down on your hands and knees and howl at the moon? And Ragan got down, then Matt got behind him? That was weird. Like doggie style?
Britney: See.. that kind of stuff was weird.
(Enzo leaves the HoH room...)
Lane: And it was embarrassing too, when Jeff and Jordan was here, and all he kept sayin' was booger.
Britney: Oh my gosh... and Jordan was not laughing at all.
Britney: Like, Jordan did not think that was funny.
Lane: That was some embarrassing sh*t.
Britney: "Momma said no booger." OK.. you said it once.. Like, Jordan's not laughing.. She doesn't think it's funny.
Lane: They made a lot of gay remarks, like, in that veto.. Like a lot of that's what she said..
Britney: That's what she said really got on my nerves. It already was years and years old..
Lane: Like when I was in high school.
Enzo enters the Jumanji. When asked, he tells them he was just thinking up there, while listening to Eminem.
Lane: What were you thinking about?
Enzo: Just life. I think about my father a lot. Wondering if he's in remission.. I got him listening to Eminem, and it gets him amped up to keep fighting.
Talk turns to different actors and movies they like, and it stays there for pretty much the rest of the evening.
Hayden has decided to sleep downstairs with everyone else.
Enzo: I can't believe the whole house is in this room right now. It's crazy, yo. This whole summer has been surreal, yo.
Indeed it has... And this concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Labor Day, BB Lovers! :0)
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