Late night with Lessa...
...and it's all about the Brigade...
They've told Britney about them, and she's run off in DR having a bit of a breakdown. Hayden's stressed, Lane is quiet, and Enzo is runonrunonrunonrunon compliments for Hayden especially, and the Brigade in general.
Enzo: You only gotta win the last HOH and you got the money, hands down. Me and him, we're tied maybe for social, but you...
Enzo: If one of yous eliminate me? I may have to punch you in the face, but if I get 25k, I'm happy, it all goes to my wife, and that flat screen I might cash in too! We all with the money would do something unselfish with it, it was meant to be. I said I won't even get to smell the money, spread it around.
Lane: We'll make some money after
Enzo: I think so too - we're the greatest alliance ever, I think America wants us to see... when Matt left, there's the biggest applause ever and I think it was because he's in the Brigade.
...on and on and on and on...
Enzo: We had to tell her, yo. If she leaves her fiance she's coming to you, yo.
Lane: She's not my type at all.
Enzo: It's gonna be a brigade final three, no matter what.
Hayden: At one point, they were like, if you got rid of Lane, then Britney would take you to final two, and Enzo would...
Enzo: ...and I might be the best social game ever, yo. I suck at competitions, yo, so gimme something, yo.
---Lessa: Enzo's gone from disbelieving to singing his own praises awfully fast... heh.
Enzo: I'm a very funny guy, so I used that. These mofos fell in love with me day two - I did what I had to do, yo, I'm in the final three for it.
Lane: We both know we're playing for fifty, we don't have to stress.
Enzo: Yeah, I swear to god on my wife, the 25gs is coming to us too. 1st, 2nd, 3rd is in this room, right now.
Lane: I was in deep, but I got out!
Hayden: We pulled you out..
Enzo: you told me not to come up here without you - I was scared!
Lane: I was bustin your balls, because I wanted to listen to the CD...
Enzo: From the beginning I trusted yous two. I loved Matt too, and he is with us, even though he did his dirt, that's brigade what he did, he did his thing, he played an awesome game. Everyone of us played something of an unbelievable game. The way we played the game was phenomenal..
Lane: We'll get to reminisce..
Enzo: I can't wait.. talk about everything..
--Lessa:....because you've not talked about it all along?!
Round n round n round... it's a wonder that Enzo's arm ain't broke with all the backpattin he's doing on himself..
They rehash the POV competitions - Enzo's completely in awe of Hayden.
Enzo: I didn't even THINK of that, yo! That's what I'm saying!
Lane:..they told us that at the beginning...
Hayden: Britney was close, she had them all lined up on the floor all right. She just didn't have them up yet.
Enzo: You have to win two of the last three competitions, and you win 500gs... that's what I'm saying man. That's all. You're the best player ever. I'm better social than you, but I'm saying, you're there. I almost wanna see you win but take me with you...
--Lessa: dude, get that boy some chapstick. He's gotta be parched from all that kissin'..
Enzo: It has to come from the Brigade, the 25gs... If I get to the jury house and don't get it? I'm gonna punch someone. The Brigade made the season... I think people wanna see us battle in the final three, and see us win all three prizes.. it's never happened from the same alliance..
--Lessa: yeah, Britney has half my votes, and Matt the rest. heh.
11:35pm - They're still on a total loop. Giving me a headache. I swear, after next week, I never ever want to hear "come on, yo..." EVER EVER AGAIN.
Enzo: It was a masterpiece.
Lane: What if we get out there and it's like, whatever.
Enzo: Nah, she's crying because she knows we made history.
Hayden: Next season they'll try to do what we did.
Enzo: They'll come up with some name, something corny.. Brigade? it's a legit name, yo. I wouldn't have named it if it wasn't a legit name.
Hayden: I think it's gonna be a long time before someone does what we did..
Lane: Three out of four?
Enzo: Never happen.
Hayden: We could have brought Matt farther, we just didn't want too.
Enzo: They were HOH, but we controlled the house. Whoever won HOH didn't mean sh*t.. they put them up, got their hands dirty, and we controlled the votes. She feels stupid, cuz she tried to get Matt out, instead of Monet... now she knows she was fighting a fight she can't win.
Enzo: Come on yo, enough's enough..
--Lessa: for once, we agree! *snerk*
11:50pm - on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
Enzo: I'm pretty sure if I don't win, i am going, I don't think you'll take me, and I got that in my head, you think you can't beat me, so I don't go, so I'm gonna win, and get my 50k.
Hayden: I'm doing the same thing..
Lane: me too.
Talk turns to things they'll do and money they'll get after the show, if Britney wants to quit, and how she can't do that, just play it out, she's part of history, and we get bubbles. Never have I been so glad to see lavalamps!
Enzo: I wanna go hug her, but she'll probably hit me. You gotta understand, I'm playing a f'in role in this house. If you want Nick can fight me after this - I'll let him hit me twice, then I'm gonna fight.
Lane: We got ten more days after this.
...and it's midnight, BB time - and I honestly cannot take anymore of Enzo's backpatting, and I think Britney will be in the DR for quite some time. So! I'm off to bed! Night, Dishers!
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