Three Dodo's and a lil Lady...

Hey ya'll! I've been home for a while now, and what do I see? Sleepy houseguests on all feeds... Enzo and Lane are chatting in Jumanji, and Hayden/Britney were upstairs, and with Hayden's call to the DR, they both come downstairs.

Enzo: I want to see us battle it out - the three dodos! Battling it out, yo!

Britney gets into bed, and we get a bubblebath because they talk about the guy in the DR tonight. The Flamingos are on feed one, houseguests in bed on all other feeds... talk is how hot it was today, and they hope it's not that way tomorrow for the POV.
(Hate to say it - I don't think we're doing a Morph. Sigh. Methinks it'll be along the lines of connect the houseguests in some way, like the jumping over the haystacks, place the face kind of thing... or the staircase that Dan the Man threw to Memphis season 10... but thats just me. :) )

Enzo: I'm gonna be such a bitch in the jury house if I get there. Show me my room, that's all I want to know. Matt, don't talk to me. Ragan, I don't want to hear about season ten... I don't wanna know.

Enzo's all about getting scripts after the show, being famous. "Where's my script station? Here's a couple, make a choice, here's some agents names.."


Enzo: And the questions - what do you think was a power move... what, you're watching the season, what do you think?
Lane: We just lived it, we haven't seen it yet!
Enzo: I don't know what happened behind the scenes... you tell me! It's gonna be repetitious yo, same thing 10 times..
Lane: I'm saying something different every time..
Enzo: I'm just gonna make sh*t up - I know I won 3 HOHs, 4 POVs, it was tough, but you had to do hat you gotta do... Won the biggest season, it was a million...
--Britney's laughing..
Enzo: I won the 500, 50 and 25,000 prize.. I took it all down...
Lane: Go to the next camera - I didn't want to go out the first week, it sucked..
Enzo: Name people that weren't on the show - Janelle kicked me out, it sucked... I thought Evel Dick would save me... Enzo the ruff ruff, I dunno what happened with this guy...
Lane: Go to the next dude, it's the producer..
Enzo: ooooh sh*t... I got backdoored by the Zingbot, I didn't know he was in the game.
Lane: I was aligned with him halfway through the show.
Enzo: I dunno what was going on, then we had to backdoor Jeff and Jordan cuz they were back, Jordan got greedy and wanted another season... Then she'll be like I am Jordan...
Lane: You hosted goooood.... who'd you come with, Ted?
Enzo: Who was that... Was it Russel? I think I won that one.. no? Oh man... throw them all for a loop...
Lane: Go to one and be like I'm not taking less than 650k for nude porn...
Enzo: Wanna see the meow meow's nuts...
Lane: They'll be all, no, we're CNN..

Britney: Evel Dick won because Daniele never did anything in the game, they didn't respect her..
--Lessa: (coughcough) Daniele tying Janelle, the POV queen, anyone?
--Carolyn: (coughcough) Daniele coming up with all the moves to execute, anyone??

Enzo: There was really no one on his season, you know?
Britney: I hated him at first, but by the end he was my favorite. I don't remember who else was on the season..
Enzo: And that little girl fell for that little dude...
Britney: Jessica and Eric... and Jen was that season, and Nick...
Enzo: Yeah, I youtube'd a lot of sh*t...
11:30 - Hayden's out of the DR... He announces they're closing the Havenot room down tomorrow, so to clear their stuff out. He turns on the light so that he can get all his stuff out. Lane to the DR. Hayden grabs his stuff, and says goodnight, and heads back upstairs.

Enzo: it's been my dream since I was a little kid to be in a Mafia movie.. or any movie!

Britney: I used to do theater when I was a kid
Enzo: Is it hard to act?
--Lessa: *headdesk*
Enzo: what kind of actor are you, a methodist?

Britney takes it to the other side...
Britney: They'll like just lock it down, and say that's it, here's your back with your stipend check, see ya. Our families aren't here, we try to hide in case people recognize us, no one does even after we take the hat and glasses off...
Enzo: I'ma be pissed if not even one person does.. I might pay someone to...


Enzo: I like watching Lane dance - he can't dance for sh*t!

11:43 Talk moves into families, etc. General conversation.

11:48 - Lane's out of the DR. Still general conversation - who pays for what when they go out, how that changes over the years, and now on to things getting stolen, etc...

12:00 - The talk continues downstairs, yet we have all four feeds on sleeping Hayden. (they keep talking about stuff BB don't want us to hear - real life stuff, not game)

So! That's it for Lessa tonight! Sleep well, Dishers! Check back in the AM for Carolyn's fabulous Overnight Report, and her and Genie's coverage through the day! We're almost there, folks!

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