Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Final 4 Friday!!
Today in the Big Brother 12 House: Nominations that really don't matter, since this week it's all about the PoV...
And we're hoping hoping hoping for a Luxury Comp that's "leaked" to the live feeds! If they're gonna do it, today's the likeliest day. We'll see if the backyard's locked down when one of the HGs wakes up to use the restroom...
If you need to do some catching up on the important stuff that happened before midnight, please make sure to check out Genie and Lessa's fantastic coverage from last night:
By the time our Overnight Report begins, Britney's already sleeping in Jumanji, so she is regrettably absent from today's TOR...
Enzo & Lane
Lane: We can't save each other anymore.
Enzo: Yeah. It's just to get Britney out this week. That's the plan, right?
Lane: Yeah, there's no plan.. Like we can't save each other.
Enzo: Yeah, Britney goes. That's the plan. Britney goes and then that's it. We don't have to save each other no more. We can just play. Let the person win win.. If it's meant for Hayden to win the whole thing, he'll win the last HoH, that's it. He wins it all.
Lane: Yeah, we just need to get her out.
Enzo: Why do you keep f'in with me, yo? You're gonna get her out, right?
Lane: (laughing) yeah.
Enzo: You're not f'in.. Are you best friends, yous two?
Lane: (laughing) No.. Oh yeah, you've seen that. I can't handle her for another week.
Enzo: You scare the sh*t outta me with her, yo.
Lane: Chill out. There's no way. Like, I can't win 500 against her. I Can't win 500 against Hayden. I can't win 500 against you.
Enzo: Well, if you win an HoH, you can. I'm tellin' you, the last HoH, whoever wins that, has a good shot to win, because you control who the f--k you're takin' to the final 2. Ya know what I mean?
Lane: OK, but if it's just you and Hayden left, and I get to pick, ok, how does that go down?
Enzo: Well, you have 2 HoHs now. I have 1 PoV.
Lane: hehe.. yeah.
Enzo: Ya know what I mean?
Lane: OK, but when you go up there, they're not votin' based on...
Enzo: For one PoV. I'm tellin ya, they're not gonna pick me with one PoV.
Lane: If they do, then you got one...
Enzo: So you're saying, to take Britney?!?
Lane: Nooo. No no no no no.. Britney's out.
Enzo: But then that flips it on me too.. Let's say I win the last HoH.. I could take you, I have a good shot to win.. You get 50,000.
Enzo: If I take Hayden, I don't win. Ya know? I'm guaranteed 50,000 dollars. So it kinda like, there's a lot of scenarios, if it's us 3 at the end.
Enzo: With Britney and Hayden in there, there isn't too many scenarios.
Lane: Why can't they just make it like a hundred thousand? Add another 50. Like, that's a big gap. 50 to 500,000?!?
Enzo: 500,000 man.
Lane: You make 2nd place feel like... dodos!
Enzo: What about the 25,000? Who would that go to?
Lane: I don't know anymore.
Enzo: Let's just play this PoV...
Lane: I think my prize is making it this far. I get to see my family.
Lane: F--k! Stress myself out.
Hayden comes outside to join them, having just done a DR for his HoH...
Hayden: If we make the final 3, we're comin' back as the Brigade? We'll bring in Brigade shirts this time?
Enzo: Yeah. Ya have to. I'm surprised we didn't gettem.
BB: Please go to the Diary Room.
In Lane goes. We skip ahead a couple minutes to get right to the point of the one-on-one conversation between Hayden and Enzo...
Hayden: Trust me. I want nothing more than Brigade Final 3.
The Hayden Creature feels constrained in so much clothing, so he retreats to his cave to shed the mortal fibers and return to his natural state.
Hayden, Lane, Enzo
We join this conversation already in progress...
Enzo: That's it. And then we couldn't trust Matty in this game.
Lane: He lied to us.
Enzo: He's gonna see Ragan tomorrow comin' to that jury house!
Hayden: I love that.
Enzo: He's gonna say what?! He's gonna see the tape... He's gonna be like, yo, the Brigade's winnin' everything.
Lane: Just takin' it down.
Hayden: I love that Matt...
Enzo: He's gonna be salty that he's not part of it, man.
Hayden: I just love that Matty told me we couldn't make final 3 without him.
Enzo: Well, we're one PoV away from it, yo.
Enzo: She's had it, yo. She's done. She's at a point where she's like, I just want outta this house..
Hayden: She's not very mentally tough.
Enzo: She was sayin' this week 2 when she was on the block. She was like, I'll just go home and see my family... I'm like, wtf, you gotta pov to play.
Lane: She wanted to go home, because she didn't want to make it to jury.
Hayden: She's a cool girl.. I like Britney.
Enzo: Britney is funny. I gotta give her that. She does make me laugh.. but she's a little bit too much of a princess. She cried when she got put on the block.. 14 days into this.. It's a game! Whaddaya think? Ya never gonna be put on the block?
Enzo: So next week.. One person just goes into the room and votes?
Hayden: I don't think they even go into the room.
Enzo: Yeah, why would they? There's no secrecy here. Ya just stand up and do it.
Lane: I think I'm gonna take a shower.. So tomorrow, nominations aren't til 5...
Enzo: Hopefully this week we'll get the Luxurious and break it up...
Hayden: What if we have a Have Not competition?
Enzo: I don't think so, bro. I think they're just worried about the Finale now.
Hayden: I wish we got a car..
Enzo: Yeah, we didn't get a car this year. I'd take a car.
Hayden: How did Memphis win a Camaro?
Enzo: Cause there was a bunch of punks that season. Who was it, Renny? Renn, Jerry? Come on.
Hayden: Memphis was like a powerhouse that season..
Enzo: How many times did he get put up?
Lane: I think his 1st time was when Dan put him up..
Enzo: Only one time?
Hayden: We haven't had one person use the pov to pull someone off all season long.
Enzo: What do you think the biggest power move was? Getting rid of Matt?
Hayden: And we haven't even gotten credit for it.
Lane: mm mm
Hayden: It was the 3 of us that did it, and Britney's getting credit for getting rid of Matt, and she doesn't even know. Ragan thought he was gonna make a big power move this season by putting me and Enzo up.
Lane: The thing was, he was gonna put Brendon up with one of y'all, and then try to win the Veto, and take Brendon off..
Enzo: Why not just put both of us up? I'm still gonna play hard anyway.
All 3 of them say they've only watched 2 seasons of Big Brother, both of which were during sequester... Seasons 10 and 11.
Lane heads inside to have a shower and start something he wont get to finish, because the boys walk in... But first, as soon as the sliding glass door closes behind Lane...
Hayden & Enzo
Keep a close eye on Hayden's body language... It's quite telling.
Hayden: Dude, I'm worried about that guy.
Hayden: You too?
Enzo: We had this feeling before, man.. Naw.. I think he'll do the right thing, man.. I think he'll do the right thing.
Hayden: But do you wanna leave it up to him?
Enzo: No, man, no. I'm not chancin' that.
Hayden: You win or I win, and then...
Enzo: What I want to happen is Britney get out first, if it's that type of a challenge. I wanna see her go out first, the Lane go out second. That's what I wanna see. He just thinks that we're always talkin' about him.. But I'm like, hey, we're not game talkin' on you.
***ex-squeeze me? what were you just doing?
Enzo: It's this house.. Makes people f'in paranoid, yo. I almost just wanna go hang out with him, just talk to him, and be like, we're Brigade, yo. Don't worry about it.
Hayden: You should. You should.
Enzo: Get rid of Britney, yo. Know what I mean?
Hayden: You should go chill with him tonight... Cuz you know, if I win, Britney's goin' home.
Enzo: I know that. It's like, yo, just stick with the plan. Let's have a Brigade showdown. Don't let that b*tch get in your head, man.
Hayden: She's in. He's up to his eyeballs. He's not breathin' good right now.
Enzo: That's why I wanted to backdoor her this week. I wanted her to leave today. Then I knew he was definitely gonna get rid of Ragan.
Hayden: Cuz I woulda beat Ragan today in that competition.
Enzo: Oh, hell yeah. You woulda beat anybody. You went through that sh*t fast. That's why I figured, let's get Britney the f--k out.
Hayden: I'm just kinda worried that Lane's not gonna play hard tomorrow.
Enzo: Well, Saturday.
Hayden: That's what I mean, Saturday.
***You had it right the first time. If it is the Morph Comp, odds on it'll be tonight, *late* - and we'll be here with the spoiler as soon as the feeds come back.
Hayden: If it's a quiz and he doesn't play hard, then it's just me and you against Britney.
Enzo: Then it's me and you against Britney, and we take her the f--k out. We take her the f--k out, and we beat her at her own game. I not, then I'm out. Once she wins PoV, then that's it. I'm gone. It's a wrap. And at that point, I got no one to blame but myself. Ya know? I didn't win HoH, or I didn't win PoV.
Hayden: Well, I'm playin' hard, man. I wanna take you.
Enzo: I'm playin' hard too, bro. I'm playin hard as sh*t. I'm not givin' up.
Hayden: I wanna take you. We got places to go.
Hayden: I'm gonna probably put those two up.
Hayden: Together. Lane & Britney together.
***As a reminder, Hayden told Lane this was his plan last week, well before he ever won the Final 4 HoH, and his reasoning was that Enzo will not play as hard as he can, if he's not on the block.
Enzo: I mean.. It's good in a way too, because they've only been up once each.
Enzo: Ya know what I mean?
Enzo: Again, it don't mean nothin', because that PoV's...
Hayden: Yeah, it doesn't mean a thing, but... Just know that yeah, you're not on the block, but you gotta play your ass off.
Enzo: Yeah.. Yo.. If I don't win that PoV, I'm goin' home.
Enzo: If you or me don't win that, I mean, I hope, I think Lane'll keep me, but ya never know, by Thursday? So I think it's better if you or me win it.
Hayden: Cuz I think that Lane thinks.. If it's me, you and him in the final 3?
Enzo: It'll be me and you goin' to the final 2... over him.
Hayden: He thinks I'll take you and you'll take me.. to the final 2. Know what I mean? So, he wants to take Britney, 'cause he knows Britney will take him to the Final 2.
Enzo: Yeah.. that's what I was thinkin'...
OK.. So Hayden has given Enzo as much of a heads up as possible the he will need to win this PoV for himself, if he wants to stay in the game. This is ongoing, but we've got to move forward.
Since the only honesty we'll find is in one-on-one setting, we're moving ahead to near the end of the evening...
Hayden & Enzo
After talking about home and family and the divorce of Hayden's parents, we move into more game talk... Enzo says Lane is Paranoid.. Then they discuss perhaps giving him a reason to be.
Hayden: I want you to win tomorrow.
Enzo: You know I'm gonna try my hardest.
Hayden: If it comes down to me and you, I might let you win.
Enzo: No, you aint gotta.
Hayden: It might be better for me, in the long run. I mean, I'm gonna play my hardest. Like, if it comes down to me and Britney, I'm gonna beat her.
Enzo: Yeah.. but this might be an individual.. I think they might do that, because they don't want none of this Brigade sh*t.
***Or maybe because they've had this comp planned since before they knew your name?
Hayden: It probably is. You're right.
Enzo: So, at that point, everyone just hustles. I can't worry about Lane at that point. I gotta do me.
Enzo gets up to grab some candy... Tosses some to Hayden..
Enzo: Lane is in the best position. I didn't even think about it... until we got up here. Lane is in the best position. He's already in the final 3.
Enzo: He's already in the final 2! Like, it's f'in crazy.
Hayden: Regarding the final 2...
Enzo: Like, he's already in the final 3.
Hayden: If it's you , me and him in the final 3, he's pretty much in the final 2, unless I win. If he wins, he's in the final 2, if you win, you might take him..
Enzo: That's why he kept Britney..
Hayden: Now what about this? What if you win and get rid of Lane? Me, you and Britney in the final 3?
Enzo: Then we don't know who she's takin.
Hayden: Then we know for a fact, it's 2 against 1. Like, you win, you take me. I win, I take you... Guaranteed. So we both play our ass off.
Enzo: You're starting to sound like Matty now, yo. It's starting to feel like Matty. When we flipped on Matty.
Hayden: Remember, Matty got in too deep. We had to get rid of him.
Enzo: Yo... He may be tellin' us one thing, and he's gonna do another. In Big Brother, you can't wait. You can't risk it. You either make the move, or you leave it for someone to make the move on you.
Hayden: That would be a power move right there.
Enzo: Let's just say, we take Britney to the final 3...
Hayden: She wins.. She wins that sh*t though...
Enzo: She wins that HoH,
Hayden: She'll win the game.
Enzo: She'll win the game.
This conversation is ongoing, but that is the crux of it all... And this concludes the Overnight Report. Happy Friday, BB Lovers!! Fingers crossed for a Luxury Comp on the live feeds today!! :)
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