Big Brother 12: Friday Morning with the Final 4
9:01am BBT - Bubbles!
Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeds viewers! Up and Attem! Let's go!! You've got a half a million dollars to win, and you might just have to earn it!
We know how much you HGs want a Luxury Comp, and even though you've referred to it as a Luxurious Comp - like nails on a chalkboard - all season long, we want it for you, too. Now, please! And leaked to the live feeds! How about it, Ms. Grodner? Can we? Can we? Huh, please? We've been very good little fans all season long... Many of us years and years long... We'll even get a chant going in the comment section!!
Dishers, if you've held off on getting the feeds this season, now, like right now, before 10am BBT when the 9.99 deal goes away, would be a great time to go ahead and gettem. In addition to the 3 Day Free Trial, they've got a very special price of 9.99/month - but that ends TODAY, September 3rd at 10am BBT!
Now bring on that Luxury Comp!!! Pretty please with Hayden on Top.. Or Russell.. or Jeff.. or Kaysar...
9:18am They're alive! Almost...
- Enzo comes down from the HoH room to use the downstairs bathroom, then dons his shades and goes to the Storage Room to change his batteries.
- Lane & Britney are still buried under their covers in the Jumanji room.
- The backyard is quite open.. Grrrr! No lockdown.
Hayden's relaxing up in the HoH bed, awake, but not moving anywhere fast...
BB: Hayden, please change your batteries.
Us: But he's nice and cozy.. and now you made him put a shirt on. Bad, BB.
Hayden makes his way downstairs and to the Storage Room, to do as he's been told, like a good little critter in a cage...
Camera 2 is having fun with closeups, and clearly has a fancy for Britney's lips.. I never realized how perfect they were. She may actually unseat Enzo for best lips in the house.
Speaking of Enzo, he has reassumed the position, now in Jumanji. Too cool for school, he sleeps with his sunglasses on..
BB: Lane, please go to the DR... (ie, wake up!)
Hayden's at the memory wall, happily showing off his key.
He starts walking in the direction of the bathroom, then remembers aloud that he has his own upstairs... he heads back up to HoH. Cameras 1 & 3 resume their fascination with Britney's lips.
Lane has finished his DR session, makes himself a protein shake and heads outside with it. Thus ends Skippy's fascination with the sleeping Britney and Enzo. Lane makes his way to the weight bench, which has missed his presence for the past week, has a swig of protein shake and prepares to get to work on his body.
Deaf to the elliptical calling his name, Lane opts to do flies...
10:02am - Brief bubbles, and we return to Lane..
Lane: A lockout??
***I expect the HG exodus to begin momentarily...
But first, some cursory ab work, followed by nose inspection in the mirror, and Lane returns to his dumbell flies...
BB: Britney, please go to the Diary Room.
Lane has moved on to the abs portion of his circuit. This lock out Lane mentioned has not happened yet. Perhaps BB came on to warn them it would be happening after a while, but not just yet.
Enzo comes outside...
Lane: It might be Pandora's Box, and then they set the key out, and when he goes to open it...
11 more days... then we're outta here.
Enzo: I'm embarrassed. I never won 1 f'in HoH. I feel bad for wifey.
Hayden comes outside too, with protein shake in tow. Lane's complaining about the workout equipment. Chatter.. Lane gives us a handsome pose.
Enzo's jogging and whining about having to shave his chest. They're anxious for the PoV to come. Enzo just wants to win and send Britney packing. Lane does not respond.
Britney has joined the living.. She and Hayden are chilling on the couch, having breakfast. Hayden is overdressed.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the sliding glass door.
Chatter between Britney and Hayden about how they slept last night, and the sub par pillows on the HoH bed... Enzo's still jogging in the yard, while Lane goes through the motions on and around the weight bench.
Lockdown or lock-out continues, and our final four are all lost in their own thoughts.. while visions of PoV victory and 500k dance in their heads..
Gripped by the excitement, I go to check out the eBay Daily Deals and see that Wayne's World/Coneheads/Stuart Saves His Family Triple Feature is among the $5 deals. Woohoo! :)
Enzo and Lane are having a very quiet talk about the coming PoV... Enzo says he knows he's gone, if he doesn't win. Lane does not correct him.
Enzo: I think this is just the table inside, probably. I wish it was Pandora's Box. I bet Sunday we get a Luxurious Comp.
Lane's talking to a bug... Enzo mocks the 4 top... aka the mini.. Lane joins in. All they want is the PoV and the Luxury Comp. The table does not excite them. Heathens.
Enzo: Maybe someone'll be in there, like Keesha... and she'll read off the card. She'll come in and say, You've got 12 days left.
Lane: I'll be like, B*tch! We've got 11.
Enzo: Don't f--k with us.. We're crazy eyed killers... Kristen's gonna kill someone finale night. She'll probably spit on me. I said Bros before Hos, yo. I'm staying clear of all drama...
Lane: How many days we been in this b*tch?
They can't decide between 63 and 64... Lane wants to see some ants suffer.
Enzo: I just squash em to death and watch em explode.
Checking in on Hayden and Britney on the couch, he's napping, and while I cannot see her eyes, Britney's movements suggest she's awake.
Enzo and Lane are talking about pets they've lost... and their current pets... both of them love their animals.
BB: Houseguests, the lockdown is over. You are now free to move about the house.
Enzo: oooh! Let's go see a small table with 4 f'in chairs!
They all gather at the sliding glass door, waiting to be let in, and indeed, it's the smaller table.
As callous as he was, Enzo is impressed by the significance... but moreso by the immediate Inside Lockdown, as soon as they all walked in the door.
They can already hear building happening outside. The table is so small, they feel like they're on top of each other...
Brendon, Rachel and Ragan bashing begins...
Enzo: Ragan... ya little f'd up postal worker..
11:33am Hayden has now retired to the HoH room. Downstairs with Enzo, Lane and Britney, speculation about what's going on outside ensues... and happy chatter, whilst waiting on the lockdown and wondering... Enzo tells them how he makes things up when he's showing properties.
11:45am Talk has moved on to various other reality shows and the people on them. Once they land on Bravo's Housewives, they hang on with their teeth, discussing every cast...
11:52am We'll have a new top post coming shortly... Hopefully, we'll have a Luxury Comp too!
12:05pm BBT - TRIVIA - Show us the luxury comp!!!!
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