Big Brother 13: The 3rd Overnight Report:, July 10th
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sunday!
If this is your first time on the blog today, please make sure to check out the chat transcript in the previous post. Evel Dick has broken his silence!
I got up at 3:30am eastern to get rollin' on the Overnight Report, and it was the strangest thing... No pain anywhere... I mentioned a few days ago that I threw down a challenge to Relax the Back - My insane Big Brother blogging/transcribing/moderating/feed watching schedule + my 8 herniated disks + 1 bulging disk vs 1 of their chairs... and they accepted the challenge! Ya gotta love a company who so believes in their product that they'll pit it against my tricky spine, my big mouth, and Big Brother!
I got my chair on Friday, just after I finished the 1st Overnight Report, and after tush testing a couple chairs in the store, I fell in love with the Lifeform Ultimate High Back Executive Office Chair... and it came home with me! The store manager even came to set it up! So.. I'm happy to report that in the epic battle of Big Brother Blogging vs Relax the Back, they are scoring serious points. It's like I suddenly have a new spine, and this one is much happier than the old one, which I've been wishing I could trade in for about 9 years now! Could this be the end of "ice, ice baby?" We shall see!
Anyhow, enough of my happy... on with the Overnight Report we go! I'm gonna track back 11:30pm to begin... and see where HGs take us!
11:30pm - Around the house...
Rachel, Brendon, Porsche Jeff and Jordan are chatting on the couch. Jeff calls out to the Jacuzzi sitters.
Jeff: You get one free day outta the Big Brother house. You leave here at 6am and you have to be back by midnight. Where are you going?
Kalia: I'm going to the Marina, going out on my boyfriend's boat with him...
Jeff: L.A. vicinity.
Adam: Dodger game.
Calli: Probably go to Saddle Ranch and ride the bull.
Adam: Baseball game.. nice big meal.. couple margaritas...
Cassi, Adam, Dominic, Kalia, Shelly are talking about relationships and heartbreak outside the house... mostly counseling Dominic...
BB: Keith to DR.
Kalia: I think what happens when you break up with someone, especially a relationship that serious, it's very imperative that you take the time to learn from that relationship, especially the serious ones.. and take your time getting over it, because you can't really move on to something new until you get over it.
***I need to read Kalia's blog!
Dominic: And I didn't do that.
Dominic: But this girl.. We were best friends since we were 9 years old.
Kalia: I remember you saying that, yeah.
Dominic: Every date I ever went on in highschool and in college was with her. We talked every single day, and then she just... I don't think I'll ever trust a chick like I trusted her.
Adam: You will.. Hopefully, you will, I should say.
Cassi: May not be til your wife...
Kalia: But I think you're a bg hearted person.
Cassi: It'll just be a different kind of trust. You'll be an adult then.
This is ongoing, available for viewing in the flashback of the live feeds at 11:29pm on Camera 3, and really quite sweet... and I'm moving forward into the evening.
Feeds 1 & 2 have flipped to the jacuzzi crowd.
Feeds 3 & 4 are with the couch crew.
Dani's about to talk about Nick, so we're joining the couch dwellers.
Dani: Me? I don't think I'd ever date anyone who works at a bar.
Rachel: Just to date him... We're just using him for free alcohol.
Dani: What'd you say?
Brendon: Using him for free alcohol.
***I love Dani's "not a part of my world" expression here.
Jordan's asking Dani a lot of questions about past relationships, and Dani's being very open. We'll skip ahead to the Nick part...
Jordan: And the person before him.. Who was that?
Jordan: Who's that? I don't know who Nick is.
Daniele: From my season. I met him on the show, and I started dating him. He moved out to California from Minnesota...
Rachel: Oh yeah.. we met him last year (at the Vegas Bash.. **me too).
Daniele: ...and then I dated him for a little while.. and it didn't work out.
Jordan: Why? Was he different, like outside the house?
Daniele: Yeah.. completely different.
Jordan: How was he in the house? Like, really sweet?
***posture check. ahh.. there we go! all better.
Daniele: Yeah.. America's Sweetheart. Everybody loved him. He was like the nicest guy.. Like we could finish each other's sentences and stuff.. And then after we got out of the house, he just totally changed.
***she asks with the innocence of a 9 year old.
Jordan: Nick? Nick.. Was he the guy in Vegas that um.. OK.. Remember in Vegas, we were in um, that casino room and everybody went to the bar area, and everybody was kinda dancin'?
Daniele: I don't think he came that year.
Jordan: Oh. Then he's a different guy. The other guy was the one who kept dancin' the whole time. But I don't know what season he was on. He was kinda cute and he just kept dancin' all the time.. and he hung out with that girl from season 5 who did all the interviews.. She has a twin?
Jordan: Yeah! He was hanging out with her a lot.
Daniele: Oh! Alex! He was on season 9. The couples one or whatever. Dom kinda looks like him.
Jordan: And he's got darker hair...
Daniele: Yeah, yeah..
Jordan: Oh. I thought that was who your guy was...
The HGs start singing Sweet Caroline, and we get momentary fishies. When the feeds come back, we learn that there was some, albeit very limited, communication between some of the returning HGs before the season began... in addition to the gathered alumni, Porsche and Lawon are also with the couch crew.
Dani: Question for both of you.. Who would have been the worst duo for you guys to have in this house?
Rachel: I, honest to G-d, I was freaking out..
Dani: She's like Dick.
Rachel: I swear..
Dani: So that would be me.
Jordan: Honestly, I knew you guys were comin'.
Rachel: But not you...
Jordan: I knew, because your dad called Jeff at the airport.. While Jeff was at the airport.
Dani: But did he get ahold of him or no?
Jordan: Yeah.. and Jeff goes, I'm at work, and your dad was like, Oh, I was just callin' to see... 'cause Jeff didn't know..
Dani: It was like this awkward thing.. I had James contact Jeff, and then Jeff never got back to him, so he's like, he's gone..
Jordan: Ooooh! Ok. I didn't know you were comin', but I had an idea. I was like, Oh Dick's comin, and then, but I told Jeff, there's gotta be another couple in here to balance it out, and I kept throwing their (Brendon and Rachel's) name out, and then your dad called Jeff and told him.. He called askin' Jeff and Jeff just went dumb! And that's why, when your dad walked in, they were like, "You a**hole," and then your dad and him gave each other a hug.
Jeff: What'd you say?
Dani: We're talking abott knowing you guys were gonna be here.
Jordan: Yeah. She knew, because she had James Rhine (BB6 & AllStars) call your phone.
This conversation continues, but I've got to move forward. If you'd like to see it for yourself in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to July 10, 2011, 12:03am BBT, Camera 3.
Daniele, Porsche, Brendan, Rachel, Lawon, Jeff, Jordan
Daniele notices that the conversation around the jacuzzi has 2 cameras focused on them and their couch convo only has one, so she decides to step it up...
Dani: (to Rachel) When's the last time you took it up the butt?
Brendon: Showtime after dark?
Dani: Last night for Showtime?
Jeff: My face is like waiting for the answer... I know it's something weird.
Rachel: (calls out to the Jacuzzi crew) What are you guys talking about over there?
Adam: What's going on in the real world when we get out...
Dani: That sounds boring. Let's get back to our anal sex.
skipping ahead a minute...
Jeff: Who farted?
Jordan breaks out in a big grin and owns it...
Dani: Oh my God.. Jordan's face.
Jordan: I know it stinks.
Brendon: Jordan's so cute. "I know it stinks."
Jeff: Can we get that 2nd camera now?
Jordan: I was trying to be nonchalant about it.. Like, I was like, waiting...
Jeff: (fart noise)
Jordan: Everybody was talkin loud so it was good for me to like sneak one in.
It's a very funny moment, and you can find it in the flashback section of the live feeds on July 10, 2011, just shortly after 12:25am BBT on Camera 3.
Jordan, Rachel, Brendon, Dani to join...
Rachel and Jordan are figuring out how to act like each other for a future DR session... helping each other with the nuances. Dani enters and tells Jordan that they figured out how to turn on the Fortune Teller.
Dani: I figured it out, and I got in trouble.
Jordan: What does it do?
Dani: It goes like this..
Rachel: And the skeleton talks.
Jordan: Shut up!
Dani: But it doesn't say anything.. And the eyes move..
And down to business.
Dani: I don't think right away, but this'll definitely be part of some competition.
Rachel: Mm hmm
Dani: Like the pictures. They don't put stuff in here for no reason. Like the skeleton.. He's smoking a cigar.
Rachel whispers to Jordan...
Rachel: We need to get together and go over stuff in the HoH.
Dani: It's too early for that. Can I say something? You guys have gotta be careful about secluding yourself with Jeff and Jordan... Just so you know.. Just be careful, because people notice that kind of stuff.
Rachel: You're right.
Dani: Especially before the next HoH, ya know what I mean?
Brendon: Oh yeah..
Dani: Cuz it's imperative.
***Peeking in on the live feeds at 8am, I see we still have sleeping HGs, so the Overnight Report presses on!
Dominic, Cassi, Lawon, Adam
Lawon: One thing is does say.. It shows the type of man I am, because I coulda lied.. I coulda brought all of y'all over here one by one to see if I said this or that, but that's not me. He did me wrong.
Dominic: He turned on me today.
Cassi: Yeah he did.
Dominic: You were there. I didn't think it was gonna happen.
Cassi: When you walked out of the room, I looked at him, and I was like, "What are you doin'?!"
Adam: What happened?
Dominic: He pulled me aside and he was like, "Hey, it took me a while to realize it, but you're working with them."
Lawon: With us?
Dominic: No, with Brendon and Rachel. He's like, "You made a deal with them. You're good. You are good.. But you're with them.. So, nothing personal, and I know it's a game, but you're with them..." And I was like...
Jeff comes outside.
Dominic: Oh, Jeff.. You wanna join us?
Adam: If you say yes with them and not with me, I'm gonna be pissed!
Adam: You owe me some hammer time, Jeff.
Lawon: We just moved.. We'll be on the pool table soon.
Jeff: I wanna play pool.
Jeff heads inside.
Dominic: Bye, Jeff. Cool jeans! Good hang!
Adam: Dude (Dominic), that was horrible. (mocking ) Good hang! Good hang!
And back to Keith...
Dominic: He's gotta be one of Big Brother's worst social players of all time.
Lawon confirms that he will not vote to keep Keith,
Dominic: Here's the thing, if you're out, then we all gotta be out. Can't vote against the house the 1st week.
Long story short, Keith's not looking long for the BB 13 world. It's a nice newbie segment, if you want to check it out in flashback... Dominic has a nice understanding of the game. He gives the alumni kudos for stirring up the house...
Cassi, Dominic, Daniele, Lawon, Adam
Dominic: Have you ever wacked in the bathroom? Please don't...
Cassi: What would they do to a guy if he was playin' with himself and he didn't have his mic on?
Adam: They'd tell him to put it on.
Dominic: Do you think they're doing a shot every time they see Cassi's boobs? She's paranoid about shower shots.
Dani: I am too. But I'm shorter... and I have smaller boobs. One of my friends was like, your initials DD, isn't that like false advertisement?
Dani & Lawon
Dani: You're fine. You know she likes you. So.. if it's the same Thursday, you're voting him out?
Lawon: Oh yeah. No question. My contract was signed today.
Cassi & Dominic
Dominic: Today sucked.
Dom: Game wise. Bad for our side of the house. Everyone's pissed. You're really the only one I trust.
Cassi: I trust you too.. And Shelly...
Dom: I trust Shelly too.
Cassi: And Lawon.
Dom: Do you trust Lawon?
Cassi: I do.
Dom: I trust him, but I think he's an emotional player. Today was just weird.
Cassi: I felt like I was living in a circus. Crazy town.
Dominic: Population 2.
***Is it just me, or will Dominic agree with absolutely anything Cassi says? Methinks he's a wee bit smitten. Who could blame him?
Talk turns to sleeping arrangements and have/have nots...
***Zoiks!! An 8:20am wake-up on a Sunday?? Unheard of! Has production forgotten that HGs get to sleep til noon on Sundays? Ahh.. PoV Ceremony Today... OK.. This concludes the Overnight Report! It's time to spark up the feeds and get to the Morning Reporting! ;)