Big Brother 13: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sunday to you!
If you're up and wanting to spark up your feeds with your morning coffee, as I hit publish at 3:50am, Dani, Lawon and Dominic are still up and chatting in the kitchen on feed 1. Dominic is fixing himself a way past midnight snack of slop pancakes. I'd show you a pic, but you're not on slop, and it's so early.. I don't want to turn your stomachs. The rest of the HGs are snoozing.
Typically, Sunday's are a sleep-in day in the BB house... Last week, they had the PoV Ceremony on Sunday, so they woke the HGs early, but if they're returning to the normal schedule, The PoV Ceremony ought to be Monday.
Today's feeds ought to be filled with the BB13 backyard bikini and boardshort brigade... Sunday Funday... One never knows when some HG will break out into game talk or hysterics though, so keep your eyes on the live feeds!
OK.. enough of my musings. Time to get rolling on the overnight report! My goal is to have it completed by 6:30am BBT. Please refresh periodically, if you'd like to see it as it goes up, section by section...
Jordan, Shelly, Dani, Kalia, Cassi
Shelly: He's so trustworthy and so respectful, and I am respectful of him. I would never do dumb stuff to sacrifice that...
Shelly: 'Cause he's incredible.
Jordan: Shelly, you don't seem like the jealous type either.
Shelly: Oh, I don't like people lookin' at him and stuff.
Kalia: Shelly's like, That's mine!
Shelly: He's very handsome.
Jordan: I can't see you bein' like that at all. I see you bein' kinda cool.
Shelly: I try to play it kinda cool, but then I'm like, I saw you lookin at him...
Dani: That's like Rachel.. Every time...
Dani: I was talking to Dominic and he made a comment about his sister watching their season.. And he's like, she thought Hayden was super cute, and Rachel's like, "Did she think Brendon was hot?" I'm like, What?? Who says that? That's weird though, right?
Shelly: If some girl was hitting on him, if we were at a party, the last thing I would do is go hang on him..
Dani: She's like happy about it.
Shelly: ..and be like, that's my man. That's just not how I roll.
Dani: But she seems like she's happy about it.
Shelly: ..cuz I know she's coming home with me!
Kalia: mm hm. yup!
Shelly continues on about what a wonderful man her husband is...
Porsche & Rachel
Porsche: ...and it's a good thing that's she's cracking a little.. and it's her 2nd week on slop.. and she did have a few days off of it, but she didn't take full advantage of it, and that's her fault.
Rachel: I agree. Gah. I'm so mad about the whole slop thing.. but then they said, if you win HoH next week, you..
Porsche: You get a basket.
Rachel: Yeah, you get a basket, so I'll be fine.
Porsche: This way, if it comes down to the 4 of you, obviously they'll let you win HoH.
Porsche: Well, no, remind them of that.
Porsche: Remind them of that. And then the only other person who has a good shot at it is Dominic.. but not competing against you and Brendon and Jeff.
Porsche: And um, if it's a mental thing, you gotta focus on that, and not let the slop get to you mentally, but it's only a week, so you should be fine. And then, Shelly wont be able to compete for a week or 2 weeks...
Rachel: mm hmm
Porsche: So.. That'll be good.
Brendon comes over. Porsche gets up to go because he's been gassy from the jerky. Brendon sits down on the hammock, and it breaks apart.
Porsche and Rachel break into laughter. The HGs in the yard break into applause.
Porsche: I wasn't on there! For the record, I wasn't on there.
Rachel: It wasn't me!
They try to fix it, but it's definitely broken. Porsche gives Rachel a hug, saying she's glad they got to use it for it's last hurrah. Brendon calls out that he blames the 5 people who were on it at the same time...
Shelly's still talking about her husband to Dani, Jordan and Kalia.
Rachel: Hey-ey.. Quite the girl party in here.
Dani: I know.
Mid-sentence, Shelly continues talking about her husband and family to Jordan. Neither really acknowledges Rachel's existence for the moment.
Rachel starts to tell Dani about the Hammock breaking. Then shares with the rest of the class...
Rachel: Brendon was getting on and the hammock broke.
Kalia: Dominic's gonna die.
Dani: We had 5 people in there and it didn't break.
Rachel: That's probably why it did break.
Shelly: Probably why it got weak.
Dani: No way.
Rachel: Brendon was getting into the hammock..
Shelly: Did it fall?
Rachel: And it fell and I was like aaahhhh...
Jordan: Nobody really gets in the hammock.
Dani/Kalia: What?! We're in there like every night.
Dani: Jordan's like, well, I never get in there, so it's ok...
Light chatter... Within 4 minutes of Rachel's arrival, Jordan leaves. Jordan's not in the best place with Rachel, and she's trying to keep her distance so she doesn't say anything rude. The rest of the women leave HoH within a minute of Jordan.
Rachel lands in the kitchen.
Rachel: What were you guys gossiping about anyways?
Dani: Um.. girl stuff.
Rachel: I'm a girl.
Kalia joins them at the counter and talk turns to slop gas... And we're moving on...
Jeff & Jordan
Jordan: What's up?
Jeff: Nothin'. What's up with you?
Jordan: Nothin', why?
Jeff: You seem irritated about something.
Jordan: Rachel came up here and was like.. and I didn't mean it like that, but I was like, I'm gonna go downstairs and see what Jeff's up to, but I'll leave the door opened, and uh, then everybody was like, pretty much when she came up here everybody was like, I'll go downstairs. And she was like, is everybody leaving because of me, and I was like, no! I haven't talke dto Jeff all night. I was just goin' down there.
Jeff: Alright.. what's up.
Jordan: And even whatshername.. Even Dani was like, she's actin' weird. She's even acting weird towards me, and I didn't do anything.
Jeff: She is acting weird.
Jordan: I know.. It's not my problem. She's the one that went bonkers on everybody. Ya know?
Jordan: Are you goin' back out there?
Jeff: mm hmm.
Jordan: It was good to talk to Kalia.. We talked about just everything.. mainly about her boyfriend..
Meanwhile, on Feeds 3 & 4 in the backyard, we have friendly chatter and a cross yard to jacuzzi frisbee match..
Cassi, Shelly & Rachel are chatting about in the jacuzzi. Cassi's got a smile on her face... but not in her heart.
Rachel & Shelly are talking about aches and pains from the comp... and wondering why the DR hasn't called anyone...
Dani, Brendon & Dominic are playing frisbee.
Meanwhile, Up in HoH, on Feeds 1 and 2, Jeff's telling Jordan it may not be a great idea for her to be anti-social and alienate Rachel.. With brief departures, this is the topic their conversation will revolve around for the rest of the night.
Jeff: Just don't buy into everything.. no matter what's going on...
Jordan: She's probably mad because everyone was up here... but everybody came up here on their own.
Jeff: She probably is.
Jordan: By the time I got out of the DR, Shelly and Cassi were already here.
Jeff: Well, maybe people are mad at her, and she feels bad because of what she did... Maybe she's just trying to keep her mouth shut. But don't make her suffer for it. Don't leave when she shows up. Just be the bigger person. Stick around for 5 minutes, then remove yourself, saying, hey, I gotta go talk to Jeff. Just be the bigger person. I know you are. I know you're doing the right thing. Just step up and try to be the bigger person, because you're dealing with someone not on that level.
Jordan: That's what I did..
Jeff: I understand that, but maybe the timing was a little awkward. Understand that she might be a little offended. She'll bury herself. Just don't be th eone pushing it. You wanna be out of the way when things go down. Just be aware of it.. Be cordial. You're doing the right thing. Just remember we're playing a game and put on a happy face.
Jeff & Jordan, cont'd
Jeff: The bottom line is, we have to get rid of Cassi to get Dominic on our side.. Cause if we keep her, they're both not gonna be on our side. I know you like Cassi, but it's a game.. And when we leave here, we're gonna be together. We're not gonna be with these people.
Jordan: I know.. I get my emotions and I feel how I normally would. I feel bad for people.
Jeff: I feel bad too.
Jordan: I know. I just can't help it. Not even her. Even if it was somebody else. I don't like hurting other people's feelings, and I don't like feeling 2 faced and like I'm a liar.
Jeff: It's a game. What do you wanna do? Stick Lawon up? That's a waste.
Jordan: I know..
Jeff: It's a game. We've talked to Cassi the last couple days. We don't know if she's playin' us.
Jordan: I know.
Jeff: Rachel will dig her own hole. Hopefully Brendon stays, and then we can play with Brendon.
Jordan: Unless he's like, well, I have to play with Rachel.
Jeff: Well good, then he quits and that's another person gone.
Cassi & Shelly
Cassi's in quiet tears, and Shelly's giving her a sweet pep talk... telling her she doesn't deserve this treatment and that it's only happening because she's so beautiful.
Shelly promises Cassi that her life will change dramatically when she gets out of the house, and for the better. Shelly promises Cassi to get help for her family, so they can all live a better life. She also promises that if she's the one to get evicted, she will contact Cassi's family and check in on them...
Feeds 1/2 - Jeff shuts off the light for Jordan and leaves HoH to go downstairs and be social for a little while.
Feeds 3/4 - Shelly and Cassi are still dangling their legs in the jacuzzi, talking.
Shelly's pep talk for Cassi and her future continues, as do Cassi's tears.. Then we move into talking about other HGs.
Shelly: I just don't understand why Kalia and Lawon aren't out here at all.
Cassi: I don't trust Lawon at all anymore.
Shelly: I know.
Cassi: Even after we had that talk.. I made nice.. but even that, when I see him now, I'm just disgusted.
Lawon, Kalia, Dani, Dominic, Adam
It's time for Infomercials with Kalia.. This one's for a new medical marijuana on the market for people who can't get cleared for medical marijuana...
Kalia: So.. Perhaps you have had some trouble getting your medical marijuana.. Perhaps your doctor wont clear you. Perhaps there's nothing wrong with you at all, and you just want to have a little.. herbal refreshment...
Kalia: There's something new on the black market, people... It's called...
Dani: (playing the role of an infomercial audience member) Why does it have to be black??
Kalia and Lawon crack up...
Kalia: There's something new on the white market... Its called Ch-Ch-Ch-Chula...
Dominic: Chchchula doesn't sound like a white market to me. It sounds like a hispanic market.
Kalia: OK, fine...
And on she goes...
It's good stuff. Check it out in the flashback section of the live feeds. :0) Clicking the pics will get you to the log in page if you've got the feeds, and to the 3 day free trial, if you don't.
Jeff & Jordan
After several minutes of silence and snuggling... Jeff and Jordan resume talking about Rachel...
Jordan: She's always the victim, but she's the one who's creating problems with other people.
Jeff: Like I said, don't let it get to you, andif a situation arises where you feel like you should say something, just don't.
Jordan: I wont. You know me.. I normally wont say anything..
Jeff: Yeah, but I can tell she's getting to you.
Jordan: I think.. Just little things that were aggravating me that I blew off? Now I'm just letting everything out that I was holding in. Of course I'm not gonna tell her that to her face. We don't need that. And Kalia.. We were talking today about Lawon, and she's like, I don't trust him.
Jeff: I don't.
Jordan: I don't trust him at all. I feel like I have to watch what I say around Daniele too, because I feel like she'll go back to Rachel... ...and tell her what I said.
Jeff: Yeah, she will.
***That split in the veterans you've been waiting for? It's happening, folks.
Have Not Room
Cassi & Shelly
After trashing Rachel a bit, saying she's "consumed by jealousy and a dumb-ass," they move on to Kalia, who Cassi says makes her skin crawl... This snippet is about Kalia getting hurt in the competition the other day. They don't believe she was truly hurt.
Shelly: I wouldn't cry like that... Like a freakin' sissy. I'd get up and try to shake it off.
Cassi: I think , even if I was genuinely hurt, I'd be..
Shelly: embarrassed to be laying in there forever, screaming like a sissy?
Cassi: mm hmm
Shelly: Maybe we're just not normal.
Cassi: The more I look at her, she's like a fat little Oprah.
Shelly: Don't be mean.
Dominic, Kalia, Daniele and Lawon are still up chatting, laughing and having a good old time. If you'd like to check them out on flashback for some laughs, have at it! :0) But...
This concludes the Overnight Report. Have a beautiful Sunday & Be on the look out for the Bikini & Board Short Brigade on the live feeds in the Big Brother 13 backyard today! ;0) Perv Cam loves Sundays...
Also, there is almost sure to be drama, what with the split in the Veteran Alliance... and Cassi's propensity to stir things up where ever she sees an opening...
We're taking our Sunday Sanity break, so we can be fresh and ready to keep you up to speed during the week ahead while you're at work!
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