Big Brother 13: Friday Morning
9:25am BBT - Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to entertain us on the live feeds!! You've got a big day ahead of you, filled with HoH Meetings before Jeff does his Nomination Ceremony, and maybe even a Competition of some kind, since we did have a food to torture you with vote...
Hmm.. so odd. As Shelly gets up to use the restroom at 8:36am, the backyard is not locked down. What are you up to, BB? Will the Have Nots be determined during the PoV Comp tomorrow?
The creatures are stirring.. Shelly and Rachel are even exchanging pleasantries centering around aches and pains from last night's comp..
Adam's in a funny mood this morning! He puts on the tutu...
Then heads into the Candy room with Dani to do a special wake up call for the girls... Dani provides the background music.
Adam: I put a tutu on and danced for the girls.
Shelly: No demasculation there at all.
Adam: I did that Day 1. "I drink Appletinis!" I need some Advil. My head is killin' me.
- Following a brief stroll through the palms, Jeff & Jordan are making the bed up in HoH together..
- Adam and Shelly are talking a little outside..
Adam: It might be because we get the new table today.. We get a new one at 8.. then another one at 4.. We have less than a month left.
More HGs are up and moving. Rachel's preparing breakfast and offering... It's looking and sounding like the HGs have been told they'll have an outside lockdown starting very soon. Chatter revolves around post HoH aches and pains.
Jeff: 10:30 he said, right?
**ok, confirmation. Thanks, Jeff. Bethca $10 Kalia and Porsche are in bed til 10:29.
No matter how many times I see it, Jordan's humilitard never gets old.
Talk around the house is on 2 subjects at the moment: Food and Pain.
- Jeff and Rachel are still in the kitchen, preparing food. Dani politely declines Rachel's offer of honeydew, and heads for a noisy box of cereal.
- Porsche surfaces and joins Jordan in the bathroom. I owe $10.
The isolation of Rachel continues. With the exception of Jeff and Jordan, the other HGs seem rather intent on excluding and avoiding..
Shelly comes outside to check on her laundry and deigns to sit on the couch and speak in a friendly manner with Rachel for a full 2 minutes! Muy impressionante!
Jeff's cooking is making me jealous and hungry..
Kalia's up and primping in the bathroom.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the sliding glass door.
All the HGs but Kalia are already outside. She's just finishing up preparing her breakfast. 60 seconds later, she's out the door.
Happy Campers all in a row...
Jeff: Oh man, I'm still tender.
Adam: ♫ Tneder nipples...
Dani: Maybe you're about to start your period.
Porsche: Their nipples were super bloody..
Jeff: From running.. it chafes.
Tender nipple chatter continues on the quad..
Rachel's trying to get some takers to play with her. Adam says yes, but everyone else is claiming ignorance of all named games. It's hard to watch... The couch half clears.. Porsche takes off for the hammock. Jordan gets into the pool, so she can take off her humilitard..
Jeff: I need a podiatrist.
Shelly: He looks sore too.. Everyone's walkin' like they need a ___..
- Shelly's on the couch telling Dani all about her home life.
- Adam & Rachel are playing cards... Adam gets the mensch of the day award.
- Jeff & Jordan are poolside. He's to be congratulated for restraint. Also, they got their pool basket ball hoop back.
- Porsche's in the Hammock
- Kalia's off camera, parts unknown.
Dani and Adam are laying on the couch, head to head, chatting. Rachel's stretched out over the ottomans.. Jeff comes to sit, then Shelly...
Adam: As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
Jeff: What'd they say, they were gonna lock us down for like half an hour?
Adam: 40 minutes.
Dani: Should we take bets how many naps Porsche and Kalia take today?
Shelly: Look at Jordan! hahaha!
Be vewwy quiet.. I'm hunting wabbits..
Porsche clears out of the hammock, disrobes and joins Jordan poolside. Chatter about bathing suits and sunglasses...
Jeff makes his way to the hammock.
The rest of the HGs are sprawled out on the couch...
Palm trees... I get hopeful that we'll return to the HGs oohing and Aahing over the new table, but we return seconds later to Porsche telling Jordan all about places and weather in Miami, which is, as you can imagine, not tremendously educational or interesting for me.
Jordan: Didn't Katria go through Florida?
Porsche: We got some of the bands, but not the eye.
Carolyn: Porsche... We were ground zero for Katrina. Direct hit on my island. 135mph gusts with a cat 1.
Chatter continues with Jordan and Porsche. All others are comatose.
***C'mon HGs.. I'm on 4 hours sleep. Somebody pick a fight or something.. Get naked.. Do a dance..
Jordan and Porsche are now talking about the comp last night... How long it took, how sore they are, how many spills each took..
Porsche: That 1st one, I'm not gonna lie, it was so funny, cuz everyone was like, where'd Jordan go?
**Often when people fell last night, it was while the bubbles were going full blast, so they were buried beneath them, hidden from view.
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