Wednesday Afternoon Smackdown Central

Good afternoon, BB lovers!! I hope you're having a wonderful Wednesday! Mine just vastly improved! Comcast service has been restored to my area~ WooHoo! OK, so.. workout - check, caffeine - check, shower - check, fabulous RelaxTheBackChair that makes it so my back never gives out before my brain goes kaflooey, check! Let's do this!

If this is your first time in to BBDish today, and you've been away from the live feeds, you must go and check out GenieSea's phenomenal Morning Report!! There's a ton of important info, as well as HoH pics, and the intro alone is worth the click! Also, you'll need it for the trips down flashback lane! Genie's Report ended with a bang!

12:58pm BBT

The Feeds are on Fire!! To the annoyance of one person on twitter, probably more, I must say.. Spark em up! It's just what I say. ;p Always have. Always will.

Feed 1/2 - Shelly, Kalia and Jordan - are laying low in the bathroom, because..

Feed 3/4 - Jeff is currently giving Rachel an earful, and he asked for the backyard to be cleared.... "If he leaves, I'm the number one guy! I'm upset too."

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1:10pm BBT

Feed 1 & 2

Have Not Room

Rachel & Brendon

Rachel's upset with Jeff and venting to Brendon about it.

Brendon: I'm gonna tell him, you may talk to Jordan like that, but you can't talk to Rachel that way.

***I'm choking here.

Brendon: All you have to do is maintain the next HoH.

Rachel: I'm telling you right now. I will win that HoH. I swear on our relationship. I will not cry. etc., etc..

Brendon: We still have 2 days - today and tomorrow.. Leave the talking to me.. Don't blow it for yourself in here.

Rachel: He has no reason to talk to me like that. He doesn't talk to daniele like that.

Brendon: That's my job.. I'm gonna put him in his place and let him know where he stands. Trust me. I'm gonna have a talk with him.

Rachel: F*cking sheep? We';re not gonna go against the house?? Is this a game that you play for the house?? I'm sorry.. Are you on the block, Jeff? Did you get backdoored?

Brendon: Every time you get upset, think about..

Rachel: I go to the DR and I yell. Don't worry.

Brendon: Good. But remember it's just a game.

Rachel: But people should stand up for what they believe in. DO they do that in life too?

Brendon: Yes, they do..

Rachel: I don't know why everyone loves Jeff so much.l He has a bad temper, He's disrespectful..

Brendon: They just don't show that on tv.

Rachel: of course not. Because he's Jeff and he's their pet.

Brendon: They just get great edits..

Rachel's livid that Jeff and Jordan wont vote for them without the 4th vote. This is ongoing.. Rachel's upset about everything Jeff and Jordan related. Brendon's trying to put a life perspective on it.

Rachel: I understand that this is a game, and I understand that this is not life, but I'm gonna get pissed about it when people do stupid things.. Just listen to me real quick. If Kalia, Adam, Shelly wins HoH, I'm getting nominated..

Brendon: Stop yellin' at me.

**cough

Rachel: I'm not yelling.. I'm just telling you how it is. I was here for a week without you..

Brendon: You have to play smart..

This conversation is hitting the lather, rinse repeat cycle.. I'm checking the other feeds...

1:25pm

Around the feeds...

• It's bikini hour in the backyard... Jordan's talking to Adam about her boobs being too big, while Jeff's jogging the yard. Adam asks Jeff if he thinks so, and Jeff says, a little, but they're nice...
• Meanwhile in the Have Not Room, Brendon's moved into the supportive, loving boyfriend mode..

1:45pm BBT

Feed 4

Pool

Jeff & Jordan

Jeff's venting to Jordan about Rachel.. We join this conversation already in progress.

Jeff: I'm not even joking.. My niece would be a better competitor in this game, socially.. How many times can you tell someone.

Jordan: I said, I've been honest to your face the whole time. I told you exactly what I'm gonna do. What don't you comprehend..

Jeff: She's so selfish. It's sickening.

Jordan: I agree; It's very annoying.

1:48pm - Dani comes out..

Dani: I was just gonna tell you guys too.. If I did win HoH week after this coming... It wouldn't strictly be like the people you're closest to..

Jordan and Jeff tell Dani about the argument with Rachel.

Jordan: Rachel was telling me before, I think Jordan's gonna give Shelly a pity vote...

Jeff: She's self-absorbed and she doesn't hear anything but her own name. And if it's not about her, she doesn't care.

They go on to Dani about how Rachel doesn't get that Brendon is the target...

Jeff: They think they're in some competition for America's Big Brother Player.. I'm not in that competition. I don't care. It's spite.

Dani: We've all been waiting for it.

Jordan: I'm definitely waiting for more tonight.. I basically babysat her all last week.. THey wanna get mad at us?

Jeff: This isn't even game.. I'm like, all I do is help you. and you don't listen.. All I do is help you. I'm done.

1:55pm - Dani goes in...

1:56pm - Brendon comes out...

Brendon: What did the mistress of the night have to say?

Jordan: She told us again.. She's not the tie breaker..

Jeff: She didn't straight out say that, but..

Brendon: I'll get it straightened out tonight.. I've got one vote in jury..

Rachel comes out and the situation elevates instantly.. Instantly... Jordan and Rachel - Round ?? If you're not watching this on the feeds right now, you want to!

Rachel - Jeff - Jordan Smackdown

Jordan: We're trying to play the game too, and I know you're pissed off, but if we don't have Adam's vote.. I've had your back 100% in this game. Don't act like I haven't.

Rachel: (flippantly) OK. You're right.

Brendon: Rachel, it is what it is.

Rachel: I would vote for you guys, if the entire house was against..

Jeff: What does it do?

Rachel: When you have..

Jeff: We were with you 100%.. We never left you. I don't understand where this attitude is coming from...

Brendon calms her.. Rachel was very offended by the babysitting comment about last week. Jordan apologizes. Rachel can't get over it.

Jeff: You've never said a bad word about us to anyone in the house? I can't bring a single person out here to say otherwise?? I find it hard to believe that you guys would vote for us for no reason.

Seriously.. You need to watch this. It's rapid fire.. too fast for me.. and frankly, I did a crap job of covering it. Yelling makes my fingers freeze up. It's on feeds 3 and 4, it's important, and it started at 1:56. Tensions cool at nearly 2:15pm... but the discussion goes on..

2:15pm BBT

Feed 3 & 4

Jordan, Brendon, Rachel

Jordan: That's just Jeff. I'm used it, but yeah, he's short tempered..

Brendon: Can you imagine if it was just the 2 of them in the house? haha. We're the calm ones. Thank you Jordan. I really do appreciate you being here.

Jordan: And I really didn't mean to say babysit.. I looked out for her all last week..

Brendon: I know.. It's just.. Rachel heard from Shelly, Porsche and Kalia that.. She's just over it.. Shelly's a tough woman, and that's not her.. At the end of the day, just put it behind you and work together for as long as you have to.

Jordan: Yeah! I'm sorry it worked out this way.. but at least you got to come back in, and see Rachel.. and she has a chance to stay in here and fight..

Brendon: and I get to choose who wins.. People wanna be jerks to me now? They wont get my vote.

Jordan: We won 3 and lost 3.. Even if it was Jeff up there, it would be stupid for you guys to vote to keep him if there was no chance.

Brendon: No, I understand.. I agree.. I'm gonna talk to everybody tonight..

Talk turns to life outside the house.. and how Jordan used her money to buy her mom a house, because her mom's unable to provide for herself...

2:24pm - Checking the other feeds...

Feed 1 & 2

HoH Room

Dani & Kalia

Dani: Rachel and Brendon both apologized to me.. She said every single thing you said was gonna happen, with Jeff and Jordan building their army, happened.. She said they totally regret not going for it with me.. That kinda felt good to hear that.. They wanted to stick to the 5 the whole way through. What a boring season that would've been. You're welcome, America. I was bored. I had to entertain myself.

Dani's hoping for a Luxury Comp on Friday. Kalia's hoping for an HoH win. Talk turns to who Jeff and Jordan would put up. Kalia tells Dani she thinks she is the bigger target. Whatevs. Dani counts the votes and knows it wouldn't matter, because if Jeff's side wins, they have the votes to get her out.

Kalia: I can't believe Adam and Shelly both went over there..

Dani: I can't wait to give people Koala bear hugs.. I'm the best hugger.. I love hugging.. I hug everybody. It would probably annoy you. It's not awkward hugs like here..

2:32pm BBT

Feed 3 flips from Brendon, who has just been called to the DR, and Jordan to the Chrome Room with Jeff, Adam and Porsche, who are talking about the NFL Lockout and how to trick Julie Chen into telling them during the live show...

Casey Anthony, Yankees or the Lockout. Which would you like to know about... Brendon comes in and they include him in the conversation. He mentions that the only time the HGs have ever been told about an outside event was September 11, 2001. Talk turns to where everyone was.. Adam was on the Jersey side.. He saw it..

2:37pm BBT

Feeds 3 & 4 flips back to the Pool... Shelly and Jordan.

Shelly's telling Jordan what a great motivational speaker Jeff is.. Jordan says he's very direct..

2:40pm

Feed 3

It begins

Jordan: I was so mad.

Shelly: I was staying out of it, but I said to myself, if she comes at Jordan, I'm going out there. I don't understand her. I tried. But I don't get it. Brendon says she's different outside of the house, but I don't see how.

Shelly thanks Jordan for sticking up for her, and says she'll always have her back. Jordan says they'll talk more about that later... Then talk turns to Daniele and how they both like her as a person, but are very aware she's 100% game on all the time, even when she's drunk, like last night..

Jordan gets called to the DR. Shelly remains poolside, doing something to her toes, but not talking to anyone.

2:55pm BBT

Around the house..

• Jeff's in the pool on feed 1... Brendon's poolside, chatting with him. They're talking about the coming HoH, and in spite of the constant sawing, the HGs now mostly think it'll be a QnA...
• Upstairs in HoH, on feeds 3 & 4, Dani & Kalia are talking about who they'll be friends with outside of the house..

3pm BBT

Feed 1

Brendon wants to play some pool before they get locked inside. Jeff's game. All they need is Adam.. Talk turns to Beverly Hills Cop. They call out to Adam, on the couch with Shelly, to find out what Judge Reinhold played.. Adam fills them in on Judge Reinhold's resume.

Feed 3

Flipping up to HoH for a sec, Dani says, "I'm not big on cuddling."

3:03pm

Feed 2

They're talking about how the Fast Forward night works..

Shelly: The best thing you can hope is that you don't get nominated...

Adam: You have to do an eviction, and HoH, a veto, and then an eviction.

Shelly: Yeah, it's fast. I guess you get 2 minutes.

Adam: That's gonna be... You start the night with 7 people and then you end with 5...

Talk turns to how packed the HoH was during the first HoH lockdown... as opposed to now.. and what's coming.

Adam: Like if there's 2 evictions in 1 week.. If we're finishing on Sunday the 11th?

**Not. The finale is on Wednesday night, the 14th.

Adam: I can't see the doing the finale on a Sunday though..

**And certainly not on the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

Adam: Probably the 14th or 15th. Farah.. If the finale's on the 14th, sell the concert tickets.

6:08pm BBT

Non- game talk on all the feeds at the moment.

***Skippy, we need a little eyecandy. Please. Jeff's in the pool, but you kept the closeups on Brendon, and now... Thanks for the "Sweet Caroline" wakeup music nod the other day though.. That was pure awesomesauce. :) Just let me live in my egocentric little world of delusions of grandeur, k?

3:13pm

Feed 3

HoH Room

Dani & Kalia

Dani: Know what I just realized? You and I are the only people in this house who've never been on the block.

Dani gets pensive...

Dani: In Jordan's season, she was up on the block like 5 times.

Kalia: Always as a pawn.

Dani: I think she's pretty much guaranteed final 2.

Kalia: Because people wanna give the speech, she's won before from doing nothing.. Don't let her win again from doing nothing. I've said this before.. I don't think you could've found a more stupid group of people. I'm just like, put it together.. That's why I worry that people in the jury would vote on some ass-back.

Dani: You never know.. If I'm in the jury, I will campaign like crazy for a player to win. I do not wanna be a part of a season where someone nice wins. This is not a charity event.

3:18pm

Dani gets up to use the restroom...

Downstairs on feeds 1 & 2, Porsche says "Dani and Kalia are probably napping upstairs." Nope. Porsche's preparing a salad, with the assistance of Adam..

3:19pm BBT

Jordan comes out of the DR and joins Adam and Porsche in the Kitchen for a moment, before heading back outside to join Jeff.

Jordan: Does my hair look bad?

Porsche: Pigtails can never look bad.

3:20pm

Back up in HoH, Dani are talking smack about people who haven't won anything.

Dani: I'm not gonna lie, unless Adam wins every competition from here on out, there's no way I'd vote for him.

Kalia: He's been spouting from day one how he wants a newbie to win this game, and he aligns with 2 vets.

Dani: If it were Shelly and Adam, who would you vote for?

Kalia: Adam.

Dani: Really? Shelly, you cleaned your way to 1/2 a million dollars...

Kalia: Biggest cleaning job she ever had..

Dani: She has a ton of money though.. I don't care about who needs money or doesn't. At the end of the day, if you played the game, I'm voting for you. .... Porsche and Adam are like butt buddies today.

Kalia: Good. He's been all over Jeff and Jordan lately.

Dani: I want Brendon and Rachel to fight with Jeff and Jordan tonight..

Kalia: Me too.. and maybe if Jeff wins HoH, she'll be his target.. Shelly's like, I'm feeling very mischievous today.. I'm like, just re-lax..

Dani: Know what would be really funny? After Brendon puts his luggage in the Storage Room? Let's put the Chess pieces in there.

Kalia: But then we can never gettem back...

Kalia wants to bring back the chess pieces, not to have them leave the house..

3:30pm BBT

Dani: Endurance Again?? What'd she say? 30 minutes?? Why not Endurance next week? You better win. If it's Endurance, which it is, it'll probably come down to you and Rachel.

Yipppeeeee!!! Dani said the magic words!!

The HGs are going on lockdown in 30 minutes, and they will be locked in until the HoH Comp on the Live Show. NOW they all think Endurance again! ☺

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3:35pm

The HGs are buzzing about the Comp Tomorrow, but it's time for a bloggy break before the Wednesday Show Viewing Party.

Please mind the critters!

***You're welcome. ;p

We'll be back at 7:50pm Eastern / 4:50pm BBT for the Wednesday Show Viewing Party!! If you're not on the east coast, and you'd like to watch the show when we do, join us, we'll have a link for you in that post to make that possible for you! :)

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