The Overnight Report

Good morning, BB Lovelies! Happy Wednesday!!!

Just one more day til this insane season of Big Brother starts all over again on the live feeds with a new HoH. Will it happen on the live show tomorrow night, or will we get an HoH that endures onto the live feeds? I'm thinking the latter, mostly because schedule-wise, we're overdue, and time's running out! If you haven't gotten the 3 day free trial yet, tell me, what are you waiting for??

But first... We've got Wednesday to contend with... And right now, we've got to take a deep dive into Tuesday night, because all the game talk last night was one for the record books.

Sparking up the live feeds just now at 3:15am BBT, I ran into seriously stressy game talk. I did my best on 2 sips of coffee, but If you're up, spark em up. I'm diving into the flashback machine to see what sparked this at 3:15am! Honestly, I don't know why I'm so surprised.. We knew this was coming..

3:15am BBT

Feed 1

Living Room

Dani, Porsche & Kalia

Dani: No mater what? It's her, you and I.. You guys have to win HoH. One of you guys have to

win HoH, or we're going home.. We can do it.

Porsche: Why do serious?

Dani: This is stressful.. The next 2 weeks are crucial. I'm not even kidding you. I've won 2 competitions.. That's nothing. I don't understand how I'm the biggest threat. It sucks.. I can't do anything about it. It is what it is. It's just really nerve wracking when I can't compete.

Porsche: See. You shoulda given me this one. J. K.

Kalia: I'm super worried. I hate being worried.

Dani: What are you worried about?

Kalia: Him.

Adam enters..

Adam: Alright, Dani.. we gonna snuggle or what?

Dani: Why so nervous? Koala bear hug...

Adam: Women get so nervous around me.. Now I'm not gonna have a Koala bear dream. I'm gonna have a scary Dani dream.. Dom's gonna be so jealous.

Adam goes.. Moments later, Porsche heads to bed. Dani walks outside..

Dani: Stop plotting my demise.

Shelly: We're not plotting your demise..

Staying on feed 1.. Shelly and Kalia head into the bathroom to checkout a bite on Kalia's neck.

3:24am

Feed 3

Backyard Couch

Dani, Jeff & Jordan

Jeff: I told her to her face, you are my number one target.

Dani: I was shocked.. Shocked! You guys have never been my targets except for week 3.. You were never, ever, ever a consideration for this week, even though I wanted to ration my options.. You were never.. On my life..

Jordan: We just felt like..

This is ongoing. Dani's doing her best to tell Jeff and Jordan that they are not her targets, and she's done everything in her power to prove that.. I'm listening in now while the caffeine works it's way into my brain and bloodstream.. At 3:49am, the conversation between Jeff, Jordan and Dani gets flipped to feed 1. Clearly, something sparked all this post 3am game talk..

I'll be adding to the very intense Jeff, Dani, Jordan pow-wow at the end of TOR, and moving it to it's proper place in the time sequence. As of 5:00am, it's still going on.. You really ought to get on the live feeds and watch it on flashback.

5:15am BBT

Feed 1

Jeff & Jordan

Bathroom

Jeff & Jordan meet in the bathroom to discuss everything that just went down with Dani...

What they garnered from the discussion, how they're processing it and how they're moving forward... Click the pic of Jeff & Jordan to get to the live feeds log in page, or the 3 day free trial.

Please refresh this post at 7:00am BBT for the 1st sections of the Overnight Report... In case you missed the Hot Dog eating contest last night, here's your Flashback Funny for today.. After this, we're diving fast and hard straight into game talk. There was a ton of it last night!

Flashback Funny

9:30pm BBT

QUAD

All HGs

Click the pic to get to the live feeds log in page, if you've gottem, or the 3 day free trial, if you need em. Enjoy!! :0)

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9:45pm BBT

Feeds 3 & 4

HoH Room

Dani & Rachel

Rachel: Isn't Brendon so fun?

Dani: Ohmigod.. That's really how you're gonna try to pitch this to me? I already told you that I'm gonna try to work on Porsche.
Rachel: She's not gonna vote for him.

Dani: Who do you want me to work on? Kalia?

Rachel: What do you think the chances of Kalia voting for Brendon?
Dani: I don't know.. I just feel like in the end, Kalia's gonna do whatever she wants to do. That's like most people in here. You know what I mean?

Rachel: Yeah.

Dani: I can try to sway her.. Did you talk to Brendon, or no?

Rachel: YEah, I did.

Dani: About what I talked to him?

Rachel: mm hmm. If it's a 3-3 vote, you're gonna vote him out.

Dani: Who would be the 3rd, Adam or Kalia?

Rachel: Me, Jeff and Jordan.

Dani: oh...

Rachel: It's gonna be me, Jeff and Jordan, and Adam, Porsche and Kalia.. but if it's a 3-3 vote, are you gonna for sure vote Brendon out?

Dani: It just puts me in a really bad spot.

Rachel: I know it sucks, but... But you have to think Daniele, who is going to help you in the end..

Dani: I know I know.. but if that's gonna happen, I have to convince Kalia to do it. Like I can't have the whole house, even people I am aligned with, mad at me.

Rachel: I agree.. I agree. And this is what I'm thinking, and you can tell me if you think I'm an idiot. (deep exhale) I told Brendon that we should talk to Kalia..

Dani: mm hmm

Rachel: ..and we should be like, look.. Last week you and Daniele tried to make a deal with Rachel.. You guys are all competitors.. Kalia's the only person from the newbies that has stepped up to win a competition...

Dani: She's also only won one competition..

Rachel: I know, but...

Dani: But also Adam just won a competition, so...

Rachel: PoV..

Dani: But who's to say...

Rachel: Right. Right, right, right.. But here's what I'm saying... What if Brendon was to pull Kalia aside and say like, look..

Dani: mm hmm

Rachel: ...Me, you, Daniele and Rachel... all work together.. you know.

Dani: I talked to her about the deal before. I talked to her literally for about 2 minutes, because I got called to the DR and had to do the nominations..

Dani: ..and I basically told her.. I didn't tell her everything. I'm not gonna lie. All said is, "They want a 1 week deal," blablabla... "This can guarantee us this n that," cuz.. I don't know. Kalia is like you. She plays with her emotions. I don't know. I can talk to her, but like I said, Kalia plays with her emotions, and all she cares about is people in this house liking her, so if it's gonna upset other people...

Rachel: But nobody would know it was her. If it's a voting thing?

Dani: No, I agree... We could blame anybody. I understand.

Rachel: Yeah. Nobody would know it was Kalia.. You could blame Porsche..

Dani: I know.

Rachel: I already know for 100% fact that she's not gonna vote for Brendon, cuz when I talked with her about it, she was like, "Last time I voted for Brendon, you were best friends with Jeff and Jordan, so what did it benefit me?" So... She's not gonna vote for him. I know Adam's not going to..

Rachel: So.. Kalia's our last hope. Kalia's on the fence. Shelly hasn't done anything to benefit Kalia..

Rachel's sales pitch continues, but so does the evening, and there is SO much game talk to cover, I really must move on. To continue from this point forward in the conversation in the flashback area of the live feeds, please go feed 3 at 9:48pm. To kill the punchline, Dani and Rachel come to an agreement that in the event Brendon goes, they will and must work together. In other words, Brendon's looking like toast, and Dani's setting herself up to come out of this HoH with no blood on her hands.

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9:53pm BBT

Feed 2

Jeff & Jordan

Hammock

Jordan comes clean to Jeff about the conversation that happened between herself and Shelly, while Rachel was fake sleeping last week. Jordan's doubts about Shelly are festering... We join this conversation already in progress...

Jordan: So Shelly was in the room with me, Rachel was fake sleeping, and Shelly said that she'd put up Adam and Porsche, and backdoor Dani.

Jeff: ok

Jordan: Well, Shelly came up to me and said, "I've about had it with Rachel... She's...

Jeff: Tonight?

Jordan: Yes! She just did it right before the eating competition.

Jeff: ok ok..

Jordan: I know. I'm telling you.

Jeff: ok.

Jordan: And she said.. Well, maybe you should face me, cuz this is really obvious.. but I mean, where ever I go in a room, somebody ends up walking in, and I can't tell you anything.

Jeff: That doesn't matter. We can talk.

Jordan: Anyways, so, Shelly was like, "What's up with her?? She's goin' around.. She told Porsche that I said I would put her and Adam up," and then I was like, "Oh, just ignore it." And then I was like, "Well, Shelly, you did say that." She was like, "I did?" I was like, "Yeah, you said that in the room that night when Rachel was fake sleeping." It just makes me wonder about her.. And then with the eating contest... We know who's on what side..

Jeff: mm hmm

Jordan: ..and um... And.. I don't know.. I know Rachel's doing it for a desperate vote to try to get Brendon to stay.. So I guess Porsche asked Shelly.. or Porsche told Kalia.. and then Kalia and Dani, I saw them sittin' down, right after the pasta.. talkin' about somethin'..

Jeff: Yeah.. I saw that.

Jordan: And now Rachel has disappeared.. but I hope... we're makin' the right decision... cuz they're all in an alliance together.

Jeff: I know... Shelly's talkin' to Porsche...

Jordan: They're all talkin' They're all bff now.

Jeff: They're pointing.. Look.. She's talkin' about somethin'.

Jordan: Probably about Rachel.. See.. I don't think everything's Rachel. Just because everybody doesn't like her? They put everything on her? And then everybody gets even more mad at her.

***Quite possibly the greatest truth to ever exit Jordan's mouth.

Jeff: mm hmm

Jordan: It's not all Rachel. I know she can be annoying, and, like, people get annoyed? But it's not all her. I know it's not. Everybody's just pawning every little thing off on her, because she's an easy person to do that to, because people get so aggravated with her. But that leaves... I'm kinda nervous about it.. If Shelly won HoH, who she would put up. If she's gonna listen to all them.. Cuz you know, if we don't win, um.. If we don't win? Gah.. Something's really wrong with us and we need to just pack our bags and walk out. The only reason why people are comin' down here now talkin' is cuz they're probably thinkin' they don't want other people influencing.. like.. Adam.. or Porsche.. cuz last time they all stayed upstairs the whole time.

Jeff: mm

Jordan: And all of a sudden, Dani's being really talkative and nice? Like, she may be a nice person outside-a-here, but in here, she's playin' for her self.

Jeff: They just held hands..

Jordan: Held hands?

Jeff: Right now. They just shook hands...

***I don't know who they're talking about shaking hands.. Shelly & ___? It can't be Rachel or Dani. They're still up in HoH.

Jordan: Well, Shelly did say that... She told me that.. So it's just makin' me wonder if there's other lies, and she's just pretending like she didn't say it.

Jeff: Yeah.

Jordan: And she did.

Jeff: And Shelly's, like, suckin' Adam's.. well, Shelly's kissin' Adam's ass.. hardcore... cuz I'm sure Daniele's like, "you know Adam's your swing vote."

Jordan: I think that's why Dani's comin' up and talkin' to us.. because she knows she can't play and she's just trying to cover herself.

This conversation with Jeff and Jordan is ongoing, but I've got to move forward with the Overnight. If you'd like to watch the rest of this important segment in the flashback section of the live feeds, please go to Feed 2 at 9:57pm.

Skipping ahead a bit, Jordan reasserts that Dani must go next week, and Jeff's annoyance with Shelly is growing... "Why is Shelly saying put up Rachel? How 'bout you win an HoH and put her up yourself?" They think both Shelly and Adam threw the last HoH.. and Jordan wants to call Shelly out. Jeff advises her to be careful with her words, because Shelly will repeat them all to the other side.

Jeff and Jordan wrap up their talk and get off the hammock at 10:30pm BBT, just as Brendon and Rachel are gearing up on Feeds 3 & 4...

10:30pm BBT

Feeds 3 & 4

Have Not Room

Brendon & Rachel

Rachel: You shouldn't have come back, basically... I don't mean that in a mean way, Brendon. I mean that in a realistic way..

Brendon: Well, no! I should just volunteer to put myself up on the target.. on the block.. so I could win PoV and take myself off and leave you up there, cuz you don't care.

Rachel: Good.

Brendon: Why don't you care? You're playing for both of us.

Rachel: Because, Brendon.. I'm not playing for both of us. I'm playing for neither one of us. Neither one of us are gonna make it to the end.

Brendon: So you're just gonna give up?

Rachel: No! I'm not gonna give up.

Brendon: We're stuck in this game til the end, but you just wanna go to the jury house and hang out with me? Is that why? I mean.

Rachel: Yeah. There's no point.

Brendon: Knock out a f'ing floater then! Knock out Kalia. Knock out Porsche. Put them up against each other!

Rachel: Shhh

Brendon: I'm telling you! You're f'ing making me livid right now, because I don't have.. I tried as hard as I could to stay in this game..

Rachel: I know you did, and I appreciate it.

Brendon: I took a risk this week, because I knew if we were up on the block next to each other, yeah, I could send you home. No problem. I coulda stayed up on the block. Nothing would've changed. I could've won the PoV, pulled my self off. I could've eot the noms the same, sent you home and still played. You're stuck in this game until September 15th, so why don't you...

Rachel: I'm tired of playing the social game.. I'm gonna be the number one target.

Brendon: BECAUSE YOU MAKE YOURSELF A F*CKING TARGET. THINK WITH YOUR GAHDAMN HEAD! (long pause) Because you think like that. Because you give up before you even try.

Rachel: I'm not giving up.

Brendon: I didn't f'in fight this hard to come back in this game, and then leave, get voted out, and then have you tell me you're giving up.

Rachel: That's not what I said. I'm gonna fight as hard as I can. I've been doing that.. for 2 summers in a row.

Brendon: Why do I fight so hard for us? When you don't fight for us?

Rachel: I am.

Brendon: Shh. Keep it down. I don't want people to hear you.

***Brendon. Seriously? After yelling at her? And she's speaking in a normal tone... You Ricky Ricardo chauvinist motherfu... OK.. I want you gone. Get. Out. Bring back Rachel 2.0.

This conversation continues and intensifies. I've got to move forward, and I'll freely admit it's got more to to with my blood pressure right this moment than the fact that it's 7:30am BBT, and I'm running out of time with too much left to cover. If you'd like to watch Brendon treat at Rachel like an abusive jackass with no respect for women whatsoever, please go to 10:33pm on feed 3 in the flashback section of the live feeds.

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11:08pm BBT

Feed 3

HoH

Dani & Kalia

Dani: You have to be more confident in your game. Big Brother is a numbers game. It's not a team sport. It's a numbers game, period.

Kalia: Oooo Kaaayyyy... HoH on Thursday has to be

Dani: For the next 2 weeks, we have to get HoH.. Well for the next 3 weeks, cuz then. Not necessarily..

Kalia: Next 2 weeks, and then not fast forward..

Dani: No, the 3rd one is gonna be fast forward, so the next 2 weeks...

Kalia: OK.. F'ing Thursday? OK.. I'm not even gonna put that in the atmosphere.. I have to win.

Dani: (whispers) Jeff has to go next week. There is no other option.

Kalia: mm hmm

Dani: For real. There is no other option. I'm telling you right now.

Kalia: Cuz Jeff.. Even though he says he's going after floaters, we know he's not.

Dani: When he's gone?

Kalia: Cuz there's no floaters left... Let's say he put up Porsche and Adam.

Dani: If he's gone..

***Smooth Sailing...

Kalia: I know.. I know.. He's literally the last hump.

Dani: Then we get through Adam. Then we take them out. You realize that, right?

Kalia: Yeah.

Dani: And it will be cake.

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11:17pm BBT

Feed 1 & 2

Hammock

Brendon, Adam, Jeff, Jordan

Brendon's working on Adam for his vote...

***This Overnight Report got cut short due to a Comcast outage in my area.. I'm gonna have to add to it when time allows...

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