The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Thursday! Happy Live Show Day! And if all goes according to plan, Happy Endurance Comp on the Live Feeds Night! Frankly, we're overdue!
The HGs have all been buzzing about an Endurance Comp since someone from Production came on the speakers yesterday afternoon to let them know they had 30 minutes til a very long lockdown.
Up in HoH with Kalia, the first words out of Dani's mouth were, "Endurance Again?? What'd she say? 30 minutes?? Why not Endurance next week? You better win. If it's Endurance, which it is, it'll probably come down to you and Rachel." I tweeted about it, and @EvelDick replied it's "Because they want Rachel back in power."
This'll be Rachel's 1st ever solo Endurance Comp. She never got to play in one last season, and the Banana HoH this go around was a) the 1st HoH of the season, and those happen before the feeds cut on, so in my mind, it doesn't count, and b) when they were still playing with partners. So... We shall see!
Either way, it's gonna be an amazing night on the live feeds tonight! If you don't have the feeds yet, you really want to take advantage of the 3 day free trial, and get them all set up and working on your computer before go time!
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Feed 3 & 4
Dani, Shelly, Jordan, Adam, Jeff
Jeff: A good time fart is always good.
Jordan: A good smelly...
Jeff: No, a good sound one.. LIke, if you got some kinda funny jingle, and you end it with a fart.
Meanwhile, in undertones on the couch..
Shelly: If I go out of here, I'm gonna be pissed.
Shelly: If I go out that door..
Dani: You wont. He should get 1 vote.
Shelly: That's what I hope.
Dani: It'll feel really good.
Shelly: You don't even know.
***Sure she does.
Jeff: Wanna pull an all-nighter?
Adam: Dude, you pull an all-nighter. I wanna be ready for tomorrow.. Especially if it's something physical..
Adam: Hey, look. If you don't wanna win HoH, that's your problem. I wanna win HoH. I wanna be well-rested.
Jeff: We can sleep all day tomorrow.
Adam: No we don't.
Jeff: Yeah, we do. We get up, go upstairs (for HoH Lockdown), sleep. Come back down, eat something, fall back to sleep. Then go upstairs, almost fall to sleep. Then we take a shower.
Adam: Do a fake vote..
Dani: I hope we don't have to evict some stupid idiots again like last week. I don't even read or watch Twilight. I didn't know who any of em were.
***That's ok, Dani. When Twilight 1st came out, because of the title, I thought Elie Wiesel, writer of the holocaust books Night & Dawn, had written a new book, and I was so moved that so many young people were enthused about it. Wrong...
Shelly: Maybe a football one?
Adam: Do you evict Tony Romo or Brett Favre?
Dani: Bert or Ernie?
***I love learning something new. In all the years, I never knew they did a completely fake vote as part of the tech rehearsal. Cool. :)
Jeff: I think they did Bert and Ernie.
Dani: Did they?
Jeff: How bout Kermit or Miss Piggy.
Dani: That's easy. That broad..
Adam: Later, Pig.
Meanwhile, in the purple room on feed 1.. Rachel and Brendon are enjoying (to some degree) their last night together in the house. Rachel made playing cards out of tea bags and Dani's nail polish..
Rachel: I wonder why nobody wants to play with us.
Brendon: Babe, honestly, do you really want them to?
Brendon: I wanna spend time with you.
Jeff, Dani, Adam, Kalia, Shelly
Meanwhile, in the land of the happy, not being evicted people, the fun and games continue..
Jeff: Who's gonna win in a fight after the show: Spike O or Adam?
**Pretty sure they're talking about Mike O - the production guy who talks to them during the Endurance Comps. They all have Endurance on the brain tonight... Understandably.
Dani: Spike O!
Adam: I dunno.. I don't know what he looks like, but..
Dani: I do, and even with that, you wouldn't think so, but he would still kill you.
Jeff: Dude, he's gonna slowly assassinate.. like bleed you out...
Jeff: Like cut you in the achilles and the neck.
Adam: Dude, he's gonna give me a big hug and say thank you so much for all the entertainment this summer.
Jeff: You better hope he has a couple beers before he meets you.
Adam: ahh.. They're all gonna high five me on finale night.
Kalia: You're so excitable.
Adam: You'll see.
Then move back to the game of which Celeb would you vote out... and all the tangents that go with it...
Dani: Jennifer Aniston or Angelina.
Kalia: Ooh.. That's a good one.
Dani: Angelina, take a hike.
Shelly: Angelina. See ya!
Jeff: Just because of Angelina with the whole Billy Bob thing..
Dani: That's gross!
Jeff: Blood around your neck?
Shelly: That's obsessive.
Dani: Making out with your brother? (gagging noises)
Jeff: Drinking blood?
Kalia: Gwen Stefani or Pink?
Shockingly, all but Kalia vote Pink out. I'm disappointed. Love Pink.
And so on... We're moving on. It's a cute little flashback though, if you're so inclined. To continue from this point forward in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to 11:07pm on Feed 3.
Feed 3 & 4
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia, Dani, Shelly
Dani: The Jillian ones at target are like $10. They're kinda hard when you first do em, but they're really good.
Jordan: Yeah, I can tell, cuz your body's really nice.
Dani: Thank you.
***btw, thifty dishers, this target link'll get you 20% off of a $75 purchase and free shipping. ;)
From Jillian Michaels workout dvds, Jeff segues into Ghost Poop.
Jeff: Jordan, have you ever taken a Ghost Poop?
Kalia/Shelly: What's a ghost poop?
Jordan: It's when you poop, and you know you pooed, and then, like..
Kalia: You look in the toilet and there's nothing there? hahaha!
Jordan: And there's nothing there.. And you wipe, and you're like, I know I just squeezed one out...
Jordan: ...and you don't see it in the toilet.
Jordan: ...and you don't see it in the toilet.
Jeff: You've had a ghost poo and a no-wiper??
Jordan: I have!
Jeff: Oh come on! That's like a unicorn!
Laughter all around.. and a continuation of the phenomenon from Jeff and Jordan make this our Flashback Funny! Click the pic of Jordan to get to the live feeds log in page, if you've gottem, or the 3 day free trial, if you need em.
Feeds 3 & 4
All but Brendon & Rachel
Flashback to a couple minutes earlier and you'll see they're still playing the which celebrity to evict game.. Then...
Jordan: Ok, wait! How about people from Big Brother? I'm not sayin' this season..
Dani: I gotta good one. Shelly or Brendon?
Jordan: People from the past.
Kalia: Not this house.. Umm..
Jordan: I don't know that many..
Jeff: Good, let's not do that one.
Kalia: Jessie or Russell.
Adam: Jessie or Lydia.
Jordan: Uhhhh.. Jessie.
Kalia: I'm gonna have to evict Jessie too.
Dani: Ronnie or Jessie?
Kalia: Wait.. Jessie his 1st season or Jessie his 2nd season?
Adam: It was the same one!
Make sure you stick around til just after 11:34pm to see Shelly & Jordan's E.T. impersonations and Jordan's Human trumpet! :0)
All but Brendon and Rachel
Jordan Teaches everyone how to do the Human Trumpet. Absolutely hysterical!
Feed 3 & 4
Everyone but Brendon & Rachel
It's time for Simon Says! Shelly's wicked good at it.
Kalia: This is Gold medal version!
Jeff: She's freakin' me out.
Feed 1 & 2
Brendon & Rachel
Not a happy night...
Brendon: It really doesn't matter.. Just do whatever you want.. Even if I stayed, I'd still have to win everything.
Rachel: I know. Me too. Obviously, Brendon. They don't even wanna play cards with us.
Rachel: They don't even wanna hang out with us, because they're too cool for us. So, obviously, we would have to win everything to stay in the game.
Brendon: Honestly.. Jeff and Jordan.. They don't even give a f*ck that I'm goin' home.. They're like, "Oh yeah.. been fun.." But they don't give a f*ck.
Rachel: They wont even vote for you. It's ridiculous... They wont even vote for you, and we um, would seriously vote for them, and b, like every time they're like, "oh yeah, you guys have never talked bad about us, blablabla.." Seriously? You guys have turned on us..
Rachel: Week 2 you were thinking about backdooring us.
Rachel: ...cuz I made a comment about Jordan not taking slop.
Brendon: No sh*t.
Rachel: They're so f*cking stupid.
Brendon: I guarantee they were thinking about backdooring us.
Rachel: 100%... Whatever. I have to win HoH. No matter if I put up floaters, or I put them up, it'll be f*cking amazing... just to see them squirm and the entire house freak out. Like, oh my gahhh.. Rachel won.. and then.. Jeff and Jordan are gonna be so happy.. "yah, Rachalll..." And Adam and Shelly'll be like, "Alliance.. yeah..." I'll be like, alliance??
Brendon: Just make both of em f*ckin squirm.
Rachel: I'm going to.
Brendon: Make all of em f'in promise their 1st born..
Rachel: I will. They'll run and try so hard.. They'll scramble.. They'll try to make deals... and try to win PoV. I'm gonna make em all f'in fight.
Brendon: Good. You can do this.
Rachel: You're sweet.
Rachel: I'm gonna win HoH this week, but even if I don't make it another week after this week, at least I'll make em all f'in scramble and fight and turn on each other.. And how bout when Jeff comes up.. I'll laugh in his face.
Brendon: Have fun with it..
Rachel: Him and Daniele fighting.. But no matter what, I have to win HoH.. I don't know.. I might not do that. I might try to give myself a few more weeks.. I have to win HoH, or I'm gonna be going home this coming week. Everyone in the house would nominate me.. Even Jeff.
Brendon: unh uh.. Not yet. He still needs you. They're all still far away from the finish line.
Rachel: There's only a month left in the game..
Brendon: I know.. but after I leave, there's still 5 more people to be evicted... They're all gonna go for him, especially if you're gone.
Brendon: Because if you have f'in him and Daniele on the block, he'll probably win Veto, if it's physical, pull himself off, and then you put up f'in Jordan.
Rachel: Against Daniele? Of course. And then Daniele would go home. This past one was non-physical.. This one'll probably be a puzzle..
Brendon: They'll make it something she's good at.
Rachel: I'm good at puzzles too.
Brendon: Just know you can do it. Cuz you can...
Jeff, Jordan, Kalia & Adam
Let's dance! Click the pic to get to the live feeds log in page and enjoy this flashback funny! :)
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff: What's up?
Jeff: You lost all your spurt of puppy energy?
Jordan: Yeah.. I was gonna do crunches.
Jeff: Right now?
Jordan: mm hmm
Jeff: It's physical tomorrow. Don't do anything.
Jordan: That scale says I put on 7 pounds today.
Jeff: I put on 5.
Jordan: That can't be right.
Jeff: Yeah. Those tacos. You take a fat dookie today?
Jordan: Yeah.. and I was like 127.. now it says I'm like almost 135.
Jeff: I wanna go in our room and relax with the light all dim..
Jordan: Well, we can't go in our room.
Jeff: I know.. 1 more day.
Jordan: It's everything they want.
Adam comes in to join them...
Adam: I don't wanna touch these towels.
Jordan: They're clean.
Jeff: Dude... They don't do it in here.
Adam: Maybe.. but you know the basketball syndrome - drill em before you shoot.
Jordan: Jeff! Don't do that.
Feed 3 & 4
3 for closeups
Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Kalia, Porsche
FLASHBACK FUNNY - Just watch it! ;)
Adam: This is America's sweetheart, ladies and gentlemen. She wanted to fart on her boyfriend's head.
Adam, Porsche, Jeff
Speculating about the HoH Comp and wondering if they'll be offered prizes...
Adam: Tomorrow there's gonna be 8 people left.
Jeff: And the table's gonna change.
Adam: We'll get the smaller table.
Jeff: We'll get chairs.
Porsche: So why do they care if I sit on the table now?
Adam: It looks flimsy.. The lazy susan goes away to, right?
Jeff: I don't know.
Porsche: I think we get a smaller one.
Adam: On Friday at some point, we'll get locked outside.. Or.. If this is an Endurance, when we come back in..
Jeff: When we come back in..
Adam: When we come back in, it might be smaller table.
Jeff: And maybe Have Nots..
Adam: Have Nots'll be people.. Like the last 4..
Adam: There's 7 people playin' tomorrow, for HoH, so..
Jeff: Maybe the 1st 3?
Adam: 1st 3 get prizes.. The next 4 get Have Not
Jeff: No.. It wont be 4.. It'll be 3 people on Have Not.
Adam: Alright.. So the 1st 3 people to fall will get prizes.. The next 3 people to fall..
Adam: And the last one will be the HoH...
Porsche: You think there's more prizes?
Jeff: It depends what it is.
Adam: It might be.
Jeff: They've done that before..
Porsche: I think Have - Have Nots..
Jeff: They did have those kind of fall prizes for the ski one.. Hopefully there's none of that, and there's a Luxury Comp on Friday for a movie or something..
Adam: Dude, there's nothing I'd love more right now than 2 hours out of the game.
Jeff: If it's a luxury comp, we should just randomly pick teams, so there's no catty sh*t.
Porsche: I like that. I agree.
Jeff: This way we can all just have fun with it..
Porsche: And one person doesn't steal the bandanas.
Jeff: Exactly. Let's just have fun with it.
Porsche: I'm ready for it to be fun again.
Jeff, Adam & Porsche
Adam: ...I really wanna meet other people who did this, because we have an experience that nobody else will ever, ever know, unless they did it.
Carolyn: True dat.
This concludes the Overnight Report! What the HGs lacked in game talk last night, they more than made up with in Flashback Funnies! I hope you enjoyed them all!