The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday & Happy PoV Day to you!
In addition to Kalia, Jeff & Rachel, Shelly, Adam & Jordan will be playing in the PoV Comp today, and they all believe it's going to start early!
Yesterday was complete crazy-go-nuts on the live feeds, from the afternoon all throughout the evening... Smackdowns & meltdowns galore! And not from the usual suspects! If you missed it, make sure to check out yesterday's posts for details and flashback times. A lot of the time, it was just so much, try as I might, all I could do was kinda stammer and point you to the right camera and time.
If you haven't gotten the 3 day free trial for the live feeds yet, click here to get it, then go straight to flashback, and start your journey into the real Big Brother 13... What they're showing you on tv doesn't cover 10% of the story. Not even close.
The feeds were so intense yesterday, I truly thought the honeymoon with my chair from @RelaxTheBack might just be over, but I'm happy to report I woke up pain free yet again this morning! Happy 1 month anniversary to me!☺ If you haven't liked them on facebook yet, get to it! When they hit 5000 likes, they're giving away a massage chair. I would love to see it go to a BB Loving Disher! ♫Oh happy day!
Pardon me while I sit here lost in a daze, fantasizing about having this massage chair in my home. You think I'm kidding. I'm not. But.. I gotta snap out of it! There's an Overnight to write!
Please refresh this post at 4:30am BBT for the first several sections... In the meantime, please go vote in the 2 new Quickie Polls on the right sidebar...
Feed 3 & 4
Have Not Room
Jeff, Jordan & Rachel
They're all having fun at their own expense... This is a nice way to start your day in the flashback machine...
Jordan: Get up there and give your speech.. I know you're ready.
Rachel: I'm ready. I'm just waiting for the perfect time.
Jordan: Stand up there, so he can see your face.
Rachel: I have no makeup on.
Jordan: You don't look bad with no makeup.
Rachel: I'm not gonna stand up.. Who am I, Adam?
Jeff: C'mon.. you gotta stand up and do it.
Rachel: You guys are just encouraging me. This is your entertainment.
Jeff: (admits it) Yeah, I am.
Rachel: (addresses the camera, thinking Brendon is home watching the feeds, instead of in sequester hoping to get voted back in) Brendon, I have Franklin...
Jordan: Look in the camera!
Rachel: ..and our flowers from when we got married in the Big Brother house. hehehe
Jeff: Why're you lookin' at us? This is your moment.
Rachel: And I have Jeff and Jordan with me.
Jeff: He can see, I think.
Rachel: Brendon, this video diary, it sucks. I have bad news. I didn't win HoH and obviously I sucked at the game, and guess what?? I'm nominated! yay! Me and Jeff got nominated.
Jeff: Me too, buddy!
Jordan: And I'm takin' your place and have bad gas from the slop.
Rachel: And it's awesome! We're all have nots this week, and we all got nominated. Yayyy!
Jeff: (giving a thumbs up) Things are going great!
Rachel: We are having such a blast.
Jordan: Rachel's falling off the deep end..
Rachel: A little bit..
Jeff: Rachel's cried 18 times since you left.
Rachel: That's true.
Jeff: Jordan blew up. Jordan went off the deep end.
Jordan: I was psycho today. Rachel...\
Rachel: I went a little psycho today.. I followed Daniele around with a big happy smile on my face. .. everywhere she walked.
Jordan: Then... she came in here and tried to leave and say she was quitting.
Rachel: I did say that.
Jeff: Cruddy disappeared today.
Skipping ahead a bit..
Rachel: We're getting ready for bed now, because there's a really early PoV comp in the morning, which thank God, Daniele's not playing in.
Rachel: But me and Jeff and Jordan, we're all 3 playing. Yayyyy!!
This is ongoing and fun, if you'd like to catch it on flashback. :0)
Feed 1 & 2
Dani & Shelly
Shelly had a meltdown with Jeff & Jordan earlier in the evening, covered in GenieSea's PoV Picking post. Shelly's now milking it with Daniele.
Shelly: If I'm gonna throw something, I might make it a little bigger competition than me eating slop all week.
Dani: No kidding.
Shelly looks up to Kalia on the HoH landing.
Shelly: Get some rest. Big day tomorrow. Big Morning.
Kalia: (to Shelly) Thank you. (to Dani) Goodnight, loser.
Dani: Night, Jackhole.
BB: Lawon, please come to the Diary Room.
Dani: Didn't they say they're gonna do a bunch of DRs tonight?
Jeff, Jordan & Rachel
Have Not Room
Giggle fest continues...
Jeff: Dude, he's sad that he's gone? He should watch us and say Thank God! Go eat yourself an In & Out burger,
Jeff: ...and don't ever come back here.
Rachel: Yeah.. hehehe.. seriously.. Have 2 burgers for me, have a milkshake, drink a bottle of wine, cuz tonight...
Jeff: Oh yeah.. He's probably getting crunked...
Rachel: ..I would be!
Jordan: Oh man! What a.. woah..
Rachel: 24 hours. And of course, we're all nominated and have nots this week..
Jeff: Are you makin' fun of me?
Jordan: Yeah, kinda..
Rachel: Hey, Jordan, should we reenact the nomination ceremony for Brendon, in case he's still watching?
Adam, Dani & Shelly
Speculating about the PoV Comp.. Dani thinks it's an elaborate build and a physical comp... Adam points out that she's not playing..
Feeds flip to the HoH Room where Porsche is shaving her legs in the bathtub, while chatting with Kalia & Lawon about the vets, their own performance in the game thus far, Big Brother according to them... and Jeff laughing at Kalia DURING her Nomination Ceremony Speech.
Kalia: They're super nervous that you're not playing for them anymore, so they're not gonna pick you for sh*t, but they're gonna come at you when they need your vote, so just be prepared for that.
Kalia: I wont tell anybody how to play their game... I completely forgot my speech during the ceremony, because I was so upset. But as far as playing this game, you literally (***drink!) have to play for yourself.
Porsche: I know.
Kalia: Like, you can't do it alone, but you have to make decisions that are best for you and not best for somebody else.
Kalia: And.. I'm sorry, Jeff. I know you hate it. I know it pisses you off, but trust and believe there are reasons behind... and it was more Daniele's nominations. That's the funny thing.
Lawon: The one thing I got to say...
***Listen closely as this will be Lawon's mantra throughout the rest of the night, repeated to whomever he's talking to.. and I'm only gonna write it once.
Lawon: ..that I've been preached to many times. Everybody's playing this game a different way, and who in Big Brother history sat somebody down and told them, this is the way that it should be played?
Kalia: Right. There's this way, that way and a million other ways..
Kalia: And excuse meeee... but Jeff and Jordan and Rachel and everybody else in here is not splitting the money with me. Period.
Kalia: So at the end of the day, you are either a small or a large hurdle for me to get over in the game. I also know that in the midst of this, and tomorrow I'm gonna go out there and win the veto as well, I'm literally putting a bigger target on my back, because I know that now everyonein the house sees that, sh*t, she obviously...
Porsche: ..came here to play.
Kalia: But I will protect you if I can.. As soon as I hear you're coming after me, then game's over, right?
***Sound familiar? This is the same speech the vets gave Kalia and any other newbie for weeks.
Lawon: Well, honey, you lay it on the line, and you got everybody showing they true self now.
Kalia: I believe in the quote, my mom always says, "You jump, and God gives you wings on your way."
We learn why the nomination ceremony took so long. Kalia was sitting in the DR for an hour bawling, not knowing what to do...
Kalia: Everyone in here deserves the base of respect, because everyone in here is a human being.. And everyone in here came in with the same kind of goal. We all know the house is crazy. We all know everyone in the house is crazy. And we all know how hard it is.
Porsche: mm hmm
Kalia: So at the end of all of that? At the end of the day, even if its at the lowest level, you will always get a piece of my respect. For me to sit down there and to be visibly nervous, to be upset, and to be trying to give a speech and have people busting out laughing??
Kalia: That pissed me off.. and it made me mad, because I was like, that's not fair. The weeks that you've been up here, and when Jordan was nominating people and she had to get the lines fed to her 6 times, and she was very clearly nervous. Could you imagine if someone laughed in the middle?
Porsche: Wasn't it Jeff who laughed?
Kalia: It was. But I'm just saying like.. and he also laughed on something very serious. He said that, these people up here are the ones you should trust... and I was like, you wanna use my family? lemme tell you something... The people up here would be pissed if I walked out of here and did not do what I said I was gonna do, because you threatened me or because you bullied me. And that's when he was all (raspberry noise), and I was like, alright, whatever.
Feed 3 & 4
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel
They all agree that Kalia made a very poor choice in putting up strong players this week, because of the twist and the threat of immediate retribution for her. Jeff says this week is basically a non-HoH week... and had he won HoH, he would've taken what Julie said into consideration and put up 2 weak players. Rachel agrees, saying Kalia needed to "play her cards smarter."
They commence vote counting... As Jeff figures it, if he remains on the block, and Rachel comes off, and Porsche goes up, he may well have the 4 votes anyway: Rachel, Jordan, Adam and Shelly.
Dani, Shelly & Adam
And their porn names are... This is a funny one... Perhaps moreso because of the incongruity... Shelly introduces Daniele to the Porn Name Game. Check it out on Flaskback at 11:22pm on Feed 3. Click the pic to get to the live feed log in page...
Shelly: OK, so you're Madame Cupid Charlotte Louise...
Kalia & Porsche
Kalia: Why can't people see the big picture?
Porsche: Yeah, I know.. Get your rest, girl. It was a big move you made today. It was really cool. And thanks for picking me to host.
Kalia: Can you hit that light when you go? I wanna sleep.
Porsche: Yeah. Goodnight...
Kalia: Goodnight, girl.
Shelly & Jordan is tearfully apologizing to Shelly, again, for questioning her loyalty earlier.
Jordan: I'm really sorry...
Shelly: Don't be.
Jordan: I was inhere before and I started to cry...
Shelly: About that?
Jordan: About everything... I don't know what's wrong with me.. and I felt bad for makin' you cry.
Shelly: You're such a sweetheart...
Jordan: I just don't...
Jordan's eyes well up and she starts to cry again. Shelly gets all mom on her.
Shelly: You know I love you. Come here.
Shelly: That's the only reason it hurt..
Jordan: I don't.. I.. Everybody in here is crazy.
Shelly: I know it's been a hard day. You and I were like at our breaking point today.
Jordan: An I'm gonna be used as a pawn probably... I feel like everyone is brainwashed. I'm being honest, straight honest with all of them.
Shelly: You have been.
Jordan: And they... Dani came back here, and she was like, "I just wanna let you guys know, it never came out of my mouth about you guys..." And I flat out told her.. I was like, you have everybody in this house that is just following you..
Jordan: You're playing a really good game, but you have a really good shot.. And she's like, "well you're not gonna go up. Someone else is. Kalia kept her word." And I was like, Ummm.. She put up Jeff in case Rachel won. If she puts up Porsche, Jeff's goin' home. And it's really dumb, because someone's coming back... Somebody probably will come back, so now she's made 3.
Shelly: I just hate to see you so upset.
Jordan: I don't think I've ever been that mad before.. During the Have Not competition.. Just her arrogance and her cockiness... 3 weeks she did nothing, then she blew our alliance, then she's just coastin'. Other people.. I'm trying to get them to open their eyes and see it, because she's havin' Kalia do her dirty work. She said, in here, "people are scared of me. They're not gonna do anything." I told Jeff when she left, Who does she think she is?!? It just bother me.. I'm just like..
Shelly: When Jeff came in to talk to me, he said we both were about to break today..
Jordan: When we were outside, I just wanted to scream... I predicted all of it with the nominations. I didn't have to go up there and ask Kalia. I knew it was gonna happen.
This is ongoing. If you'd like to watch it on flashback, please go to 11:57pm on Feed 3. To continue from this point forward, go to midnight... After a few more minutes, Rachel joins the conversation. This continues along the same tack til after 12:30am...
Feed 1 & 2
Lawon & Porsche
This conversation between Lawon & Porsche started about 30 minutes ago.. We join them here...
Lawon: Know when they was actin' crazy out there.. That's why you see me in the corner.. I be thinkin'..
Porsche: mm hmm
Lawon: Cuz I remember whatcha did! And they can call me a floater all day long, cuz guess what, the same person that called me a floater 2 weeks ago? Guess where dey at? Guess where dey at? No, no, no.. You got me twisted on that. Whose side you on? Whose side you on? If someone asks me? I got 3 alliances. Really? Who? Me, myself and I.
Porsche: I love it.
Lawon: mm mm
Lawon's soliloquy goes on for quite a while. If you'd like to check it out on flashback, go to 1:03am on Feed 1 or 2. Following this, Lawon & Porsche talk home, their families, their lives outside the house... until nearly 2am...
Porsche and Lawon are now in bed.
Night Vision cams are on.
Talk eventually comes back to game and Porsche wraps it up nicely...
Porsche: Even if we didn't make it to jury, we gotta take so much pride in knowing that they thought we were strong enough to compete with these people... and to hold our own.. and to be strong and make our own decisions. And that bothered me more than anything, when everyone thought I was just following along with them... The Keys are over. I'm here to play. I'm here to compete. I'm here to hold on as long as I can.. Whether it be on a banana.. on a ski.. whatever it is I gotta drink.. whatever it is I gotta do..
Lawon: mm hmm
Porsche: I gotta do it. Cuz that's what I wanna do. I wanna win one, ya know? It's been so cool.. It's just a cool experience.
Fresh from a long DR session, Dani joins Lawon & Porsche in the Chrome Room...
She settles on Lawon's bed and after some preliminary chatter, the game/Rachel talk begins.
Dani: I think we're gonna wake up in like 4 hours.
***As I write, it's now 6:38am BBT, and the HGs are all still sleeping.
Lawon: You ain't participatin'
Dani: I know. Thank God.
Lawon: We just been talkin' about life.. total pajama jam.
Dani: Pajama jam rocks!
Lawon: Porsche was like, let's not talk about game. Let's talk about our families..
Dani: Total pajama jam... Seriously.. days like today...
Lawon: I feel bad for Shelly.. She didn't wanna go in there.
Dani: Do you blame her??
Porsche: She shoukd've put Jordan and Jeff in the middle.
Dani: Sounds terrible. I would've died. She would've like tried to cuddle with me in my sleep..
Porsche: Did they ask you about that? About your shadow?
Dani: Oh, totally! Did I tell you I went in there and asked them to say something to her?
Lawon: Did you?
Dani: Oh, yeah.
***We're not talking Russell/Ronnie type of shadowing and harassing here..
Dani: They're all, good luck. I go, 1st of all, if she touches me again, I will backhand her. I have never been in a fight, but I am not a petting zoo. If someone (Rachel) touches me again, I am going to flip out. Do not touch me. And they're like, there's rules.. It's like a 2 foot thing or whatever, so they said they're gonna say something to her... Like, get the hell outta my face. I've never seen anyone act like that. A grown woman?
Porsche: You know she's almost 30?! She's 27.
Dani, Lawon & Porsche cont'd..
We return to Lawon talking about Jeff...
Jeff: He was talking about like people step up to the plate and just being real... and trying to win competitions... He said that now Kalia has made an enemy because of a decision that she made.. A bad game move.
Lawon: And Big Jeff is not going nowhere... And Rachel was there too, and she said that's the way the game is when you try to vote out big competitors.. And he said, we're not goin' nowhere.. I don't know what he means.
Dani: They swear that whoever leaves is coming back.
***At 7:01am BBT, the feeds went to Palms.. 9 minutes later, still there... Wakey Wakey, HGs!! You've got an early PoV Comp!
Dani: One of my favorites was about The wedding? Congratulations Brenchel, for your wedding gift, I'm giving you a trip outside the house... but unfortunately, it's only for one.
7:16am BBT - The HGs have been woken up! This concludes the Overnight Report! Spark up your feeds & Look out for a new top post!