The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers!! Happy Monday!! It's PoV Ceremony Day in the BB13 House and things have changed pretty drastically in the past 24 hours.
If you took last night off from the feeds, run, don't walk, to the Shelly's HoH TakeOver post. Things went bazonkers between 6pm to 9pm BBT on the live feeds last night. Sorry, BBAD folks.. the HGs tend to not really do anything significant during your hours this season. No time like the present to go ahead and get the 3 day free trial...
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The Overnight Report typically starts at midnight BBT, but I need to call your attention to a couple of key conversations to check out in flashback.
Feed 1 & 2
Dani & Kalia
The girls head back up to HoH. Kalia's still running all possible scenarios. Dani's doing her level best to regain control of Kalia's HoH, and make sure Porsche stays off the block and Rachel walks out the door.
Kalia: hmm.. ok.. What if I find a way to do half of this to protect us? While at the same time not making you uncomfortable on anything.. or mad at me.. or whatever.
Kalia: Basically trying to find a compromise between all of the above. What if.. I put up Porsche (DR LEAK w/ Shelly) .. and then I do the thing with Rachel, to make her think she's safe.. make her swear on everything that she wont (Shelly in DR: What up, Thomas?) the deal or anything.. If she does, I call a house meeting, I call her out and tell people she's lying, which wont be hard to convince people of, because she lies. And basically make sure she goes home anyway, which she will. But, when she leaves, and she walks out the door, it's like, I don't know what happened. The deal was what it was, and I don't know why people voted the way they did. She leaves, if she comes back, she doesn't come back after us. She comes back pissed at the people who voted her out...
Dani: But I would be one of those people.
Kalia: No.. cuz she's a part of the deal.
Dani: Wait? What? What deal?
Kalia: You're a part of the deal. It's to protect you too, not just me.
Dani: I know, but if I vote her out, what difference does it make?
Kalia: You could say you found out the majority was going and just...
Dani: But then the deal's off when she comes back.
Kalia: Not necessarily.
Dani: Not with you.
Kalia: But then think about how many people you have protecting you. Now you have everybody fighting the veto to keep you. And, if she does come back and put you on the block, it's against someone who's not me or Shelly.. and then we win the Veto and take you off. Do you see what I'm saying?
Dani: I see what you're saying.
This is a long conversation. I strongly encourage you to check it out for yourself in the flashback section of the live feeds, while I cover the later part of the night... To start from the beginning of this conversation, go to 10:15pm on feeds 1 & 2.
To pick up where I left off, and skip a chunk of BRB screen in the middle, go to 10:19pm (and 40 seconds) on Feed 1/2, where Dani tells Kalia that if she deviates from their original plan, she will probably go home.
Feeds 1 & 2
Kalia & Dani
They're still going...
Kalia: Oh man, I don't like this job... Just trying to make it slightly easier... I need to talk to Shelly though. I understand that she has a slight beef.. I don't understand why the 3 of us don't talk all the time? Why am I always talking to her, or talking to you, or you two talking to each other?
Dani: I don't hardly talk game to Shelly, to be honest.
Kalia: Weird. I... with Shelly, I would need to make sure that Shelly does not vote Porsche out.
***Goooood luck with that.
Dani: She swears no matter what this week that she's voting out Rachel.
Kalia: I know that.. We just had this whole conversation, and I talked with her about possibly putting Porsche up and what it could do, and I was like, If I put Porsche up, would you still vote out Rachel, and she was like, "I think I still would, but I would have to think about it." And I was like, "Shelly! I can't put someone up knowing that you could possibly change your vote."
***Ahh, but Shelly concocted this whole thing to keep Rachel in the house, thereby providing another week of non-bullseye status for her beloved Jeff.
Dani: And you have to remember you still have 3 and a half days for people to...
Kalia: I think I can talk to Shelly and convince her.
Dani: I'm just saying, within those 3 and a half days, that's when Dominic was going home... Know what I mean?
Kalia: I know.
Dani: So 3 and a half days is a lot when you have a guarantee and then things still can change.
Kalia: Exactly.. That's the worst case scenario.. That Adam and Shelly would vote Porsche out. Well, not Adam.. You keep saying Porsche and Adam are close.. Shelly too.. She said she walked in on them today and...
Dani: They are close. He goes over all the numbers and stuff with her, and he doesn't do that with anybody.
Kalia: mm hmm
Dani: I even asked him a question, just something stupid, and he was like, "I'm not gonna tell you.. if that competition comes, I wanna beat you." And that was just the 2 of us. And Porsche was telling me stuff today, and she was like, "I go over it every night before I go to bed. Adam and I go over it."
Dani: It's like, I don't know what it is.. I know Porsche just wants to be here to make connections and make friends.. and yes, win a couple competitions along the way... granted she;d love to win, but she's not here for the reasons to win. She's like the Jen of my season.. except nicer.
A bit of chatter, then...
Kalia: What is your endgame in this game?
Kalia: What is your goal?
Dani: To win.... To beat you.
Dani: I don't know what you want me to say to that..
Kalia: Just asking. When it comes down to it, you still have to play your game. For you.
Dani: Well, obviously. And you're playing your game for you.
Kalia: I am. But I'm seriously and sincerely playing a lot of my game for us.
Dani: And I'm not?
Kalia: No, I think you are.
This is ongoing. If you'd like to watch from this point forward in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to 11:16pm on Feed 1 or 2
At 11:50pm BBT on Feeds 1 & 2, Porsche joins Kalia and Dani up in HoH... We join their conversation at midnight.
Porsche, Kalia & Dani
Dani: What if it's a blessing and a curse?
Porsche: Yeah? Like she can come back in, but she can't play?
Kalia: I just am gonna be super annoyed, because this HoH was for nothing, and I pissed a lot of people off.
Kalia: But it's not like I didn't know that in the beginning of the week, so... I should've put up Rachel and... Adam.. But I'm also, knowing what I know now.. Knowing that Adam would've played the Veto just a bit harder and won those last 2..
Kalia: So he would've won and taken himself off, and then I would've put up... whomever. And she still would've left. I guess. At least Jeff and Jordan wouldn't be mad at me too.
Porsche: They're still mad at you??
Kalia: No, they're not that mad anymore, but I wouldn't be shocked if they did the same thing to me, even if they're like, "you're not our target."
Kalia: I'm just worried about Rachel coming back in the house...
Feed 3 & 4
Rachel & Jordan
Have Not Room
Jordan: You, me and Jeff are the only one's who think...
Rachel: It's worth anything.
Jordan: Yeah. Everybody else thinks it's just an afternoon snack.
Rachel: Yeah. Somebody coming back... Seriously, I don't know what goes through the people in the house's head..
Jordan: ... if she says, "Be careful who you nominate?" That right there is...
Rachel: "Who you evict."
Jordan: Oh yeah.. who you evict. That right there is...
Rachel: Oh no, she did say who you nominate.... because the person who is evicted has a chance to come back.
Jordan: ..to come back.
Rachel: ..into the game. That says it all right there, really.
Jordan: I wonder what the chance is... I doubt it'sa Pandora's Box, because that would be too obvious.. Like, if Dani got it, she wouldn't even open it, because she'd be like, you could come back...
Rachel: But that's not necessarily the case, though. Because if Daniele sees is and she thinks it's something really good, she might open it anyways... Plus, Daniele's so arrogant, she thinks she can beat me anyways.
Rachel: She thinks she's gonna win this game.
Rachel: I talked to her today, and she said, we made a mistake in the beginning of the summer, because none of us (vets) built relationships with anyone in the house.
Jordan: That was our mistake? Everyone was against us... Everyone wanted us out. Her job was to figure out what was going on.
Rachel: Right.. And we did form relationships with people..
Jordan: we did.
Rachel: And it's not our fault that they're all floaters, and they all go back and forth.
Jordan: She's the one who used to talk crap about Porsche.
Rachel: I know. And now they're best friends. She used to talk crap about Kalia.. and now they're best friends.
Jordan: I've built relationships with people. She doesn't know what she's talkin' about.
Feeds 1 & 2
Lawon, Kalia, Dani
They bring Lawon into the loop... as much as they understand of it anyhow. And throw out some new possibilities... Russian Roulette style... or.. The Sacrificial Lambwon.
Dani: Just put me up, send me home, and then I'll come right back.
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Kalia: That's a bad idea.
Lawon: That's a f'in bad idea.
Kalia: Cuz what if you don't come back?
Dani: YOU wanted to be put up?
Kali: But what if you don't come back?
Dani: Then send Lawon.
Kalia: Lawon already said that he'd be ok with it.
Dani: That's what I'm saying.
Lawon: You serious, ain't you?
Lawon: You really serious, ain't you? Do what you gotta do. I'll come back and beat your ass.
Dani: Oh my God. Your attitude blows.
Kalia: First of all, anyone who goes up is staying.
Dani: Do you wanna send me home?
Kalia: No.. I just said, what if you didn't come back!
Lawon: But you're saying you have an uneasy feeling, so I will have a chance though.
Kalia: But why would you leave though? That's the point. And You would come back mad.. Right, you would come back pissed. Even if you were in the jury, you'd still be mad, like, why did you guys put me up?
Lawon: Why did you put me up...
Kalia: Well, you knew why I put you up, but if it backfired and you went home..
Kalia: That's what I worry about.
Dani: No, but you would leave and come right back.
Dani: Well, why don't you put me up then... If you're so sure..
Kalia: I'm only so sure because it's Rachel. I'm literally praying that she walks out the door, then comes back in to host a competition and then leaves.
Lawon: Ok, then let's put it like this, if you did send me home...
Dani: And you were guaranteed to come back.
Kalia: Absolutely I would send you, because then we could just put you out next week. I'm worried that Rachel will go home, will leave..
Lawon: And not go to the jury house?
Dani: She comes back, and then this whole HoH was a waste, and then Rachel gets HoH.
Lawon: Put it like this, I wouldn't be mad, if I could still come back and be cool..
Kalia: ...of course.
Porsche re-enters the HoH...
Lawon: But I be mad if I sit in that damn jury house for 6 weeks.
**Guess what, love. You wouldn't go to Jury. You'd go home.
Lawon: No, for real.. But if you feel in your gut that I would come back, then.. I wont mind.
Kalia: It's not even that. I feel like, just my dumb luck, that I would put you up and you would leave and not come back, but if it were Rachel, her dumb ass would come back. Know what I'm saying? Just because my luck right now feels really dowwwwwn.
Lawon: ok. In all honesty, people think she's gonna come back, so why wouldn't you send somebody who you think will not f*ck witchu?
Kalia: That's the point. That's what the whole argument has been for the last 4 hours.
Lawon: I think they're tryin a f*ck wit your mind..
Kalia: No. Not even just..
Porsche's there, just quiet...
This conversation is ongoing and Lawon is all bravado about being the pawn... "Put me up and I'll be like, so what, ok, I'm back muthaf*ckas."
Kalia: Exactly, but the worry is, what if the twist doesn't involve actually coming back to play in the game, and you don't come back? Or you come back for something dumb? Or you come back, and the only way you can stay is if you win HoH? Or you come back, and the only way you can stay is if you.. beat me up the stairs... This is the thing.. I don't think it's something as easy as, literally, she walks out, turns around and walks back in. I don't think it's gonna be that easy. There's always gonna be some kind of catch, even for her..
Feed 3 & 4
Kalia & Shelly
Shelly: What happened?
Kalia: Somebody volunteered, basically, to go up on the block and go home... because he's convinced he's coming back.
Kalia: hehehe. Who do you think?
Kalia: mm hmm
Shelly: How stupid. That's dumb. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Kalia: I don't know.. I don't know.. I'm was laying upstairs thinking of things, and he kept going.. I was like, what are you doing?? I was like, Lawon, be quiet.
Shelly: It's not very smart.
Kalia: On whose part. On his.
Shelly: Exactly. That's stupid.
Shelly: What'd Daniele have to say?
Kalia: We've been talking about it.. trying to figure it out and mull it out..
Shelly: But she's being cool?
Kalia: Oh yeah..
Shelly: But that's so dumb on his part... Does he want tv time?
Kalia: I don't know. The whole time I've been wondering what he's doing here, because he's not doing anything.
Shelly: You mean tot tell me, he just came upstairs and...
Kalia: No, we were all just sitting there laughing about it, and I was really stressing, and..
Shelly: Aww.. don't stress.
Kalia: I was saying, I'm really worried about this twist, and I'm worried my HoH meant nothing...
***and I'm having visions of a mic pack flying into the jacuzzi.
Kalia: ..and I'm gonna be mad... and I'm worried that all of these people are gonna be mad at me for nothing. And he just was like, "Well, if we're so convinced that someone's leaving, why don't we vote someone out.." and he literally said the same exact thing that you said, but I had never mentioned it to anybody. He's like, "Why don't we send someone home that we know will come back? It's not a big deal." And I was like, (laughing) Funny you should say that!
Shelly: That's ridiculous. What an idiot. But, I mean, it still leaves Porsche in the game.
Kalia: But next week.. She's easy to get out.
Shelly: Fine with me.
Kalia: Please don't say anything..
Shelly: Oh don't worry. I'm not saying a word abut any of it.
Kalia: I think it's funny.
Shelly: Just ridiculous. No normal human being does that. After putting all this time in?
Kalia: I don't know.. maybe he always just wanted to get to jury... get the stipend... get his tv time? I don't know.. Maybe he got here and realized he probably couldn't win? I think he's realizing he doesn't have much of a chance..
Kalia: He left to get something to eat, and Daniele and I looked at each other and we're like, "Did that really just happen?"
Shelly: I would say that too, dude.
Kalia: hehehe. That's literally what we just.. hahahaha!
Shelly: oh my God.
Kalia: I was like, ummmmm... ok.
Meanwhile... inside the house...
Feed 1 & 2
Lawon & Dani
Lawon: Sooo...if in doubt, if I was to go up, then I can play the mad role...
Dani: mm hmm. Oh yeah. And you'd be so good at it.
Lawon: And.. while I'm doing that, I could be finding out what they're talking about, and at the end, if I was to leave and come back...
Dani: You would obviously come back.
Lawon: ...I could tell you everything...
Porsche re-enters the area. She and Lawon have already had this conversation.
Lawon: I come back and tell you guys everything they said while I was gone.. so that y'all could be able to let me know what went on while I was out.
Lawon: ..but I could play the mad role instantly... Like, I can't believe you did that sh*t.
Lawon's excited to be center stage for the main event, and Dani's egging him on...
Feed 3 & 4
Shelly, Adam & Jeff
Shelly fills them in on the plan...
Adam: Hey, do you know who she's putting up?
Shelly: She just told me. Lawon.... has been up in the room, begging for them to put him up. That's what Kalia just came to tell me.. She said "Lawon has been up there telling us, he wants to be the one in the twist. "
Shelly: So put him up and put him out, and that way.. he's volunteering to go.
Shelly: That's exactly what I said. Who does that?! She said, I don't know, but he just left...
Adam: Who does that? Dustin did that against Dick, and Dustin went home..
Shelly: She said, "maybe he just realized he's not gonna make it much past jury and he's ready..
Adam: He wants to be part of the twist. Alright. Be part of the twist. Dude, you volunteer to go up? You go up, you go home. I mean, is that how you want me to vote?
Shelly: Yeah.. we want whoever goes up, we wanna make sure we vote em out.
Jeff: Damn... in that case, let him stick around til I go up again... and I'll be like, hey buddy, you wanna take my spot?
Shelly: I was like, why would he do that?
Adam: I don't mean to sound rude, but if you're volunteering to go up...
This is ongoing.. If you'd like to watch it on flashback from the start of the conversation, go to 2:04am BBT on Feed 3.
Late Night with Adam....
Adam: Hey Tony (Shelly's hubby), if you're watching, make sure Josie gets to school ok, and don't forget to put the little rose on her hand.
Adam: I'm sorry.. If Lawon volunteers to go up, gotta send him out. That's the rule. You never volunteer to put yourself in the line of fire. Why would you volunteer to go on the block? They asked me, I said No! They even mention me, I said No! I don't wanna go on the block. Why would you volunteer, Lawon? Why? Make someone go on the block that doesn't want to. You never go on the block if you don't have to.
Adam: But if I do that, I'm sayin' Hey, Jeff, Jordan and Rachel, I'm stickin' with ya. I'm stickin' with ya.. I'm lettin' 3 f'in veterans run this f'in house. And I'm f'in hidin' behind them.. but Dania, Kalia and Porsche will come after them... and not me.
Adam: Everybody thinks I'm in an alliance with them. Dani thinks we have an alliance. Kalia thinks I'm workin' with her. Porsche thinks we got a f'in final 2 deal. The only deal I really wanted to have is with Shelly... well, and PT, but that didn't work. Oh my God... Although, at the same time, I'm pullin' a Dan. Dan made it through. Dan was smart when he had to, and that's why I'm a threat. I know of Dani and Kalia and Lawon... Dani will get me out. We'll be at 8. I'll be on the side with 5... Not Dani.. 4 and 4.. Jeez, this is f'in done.
This concludes the Overnight Report. As of 9am BBT, Shelly's up, but the rest of the HGs are still snoozing...