Pre Noms HoH Meetings & Bikini Hour
Good afternoon, BB Lovers! It's a big day on the live feeds! Jeff's got to make Nominations today. Let the Pre-Nomination HoH Meetings begin!
Kalia's 1st up! She requests the backyard for her pre-Noms chat with Jeff
Kalia & Jeff
Kalia: If I'm your target, it would be nice to know..
Jeff: You're definitely in the pot.. just because I warned you..
Kalia: Like I said even then, my tune's never changed.. You were never my target.
Jeff: And like I told you, if you put me up...
Kalia: I'm by no means a snitch, or gonna throw people under the bus, but there's a specific person that you know that was very very quick for the last 3 weeks to throw you guys under the bus.
Kalia proceeds to pitch Rachel as a nom to Jeff.. He doesn't get it.. He thinks she's talking about Shelly. She clarifies. If you'd like to watch the full exchange on flashback, go to 12:14pm BBT. Following her unsuccessful attempt, Kalia heads into the Have Not room to tell Daniele about it.
Feed 3 & 4
Jeff & Dani
Quick and painless...
Jeff: You're good.
Dani: I figured as much, but thank you.
Jeff: You're a have not, but you're still a have.
Jeff: Lemme ask you this though.. If you're playing the Veto, what will you do?
Dani: You want it to stay the same, don't you? I probably wont win then.. I'm assuming it's gonna be Porsche and Kalia.. If it was those 2 people, who would you want..
Jeff: I don't care. I want them to fight. That's what they made me do. Well, one of em anyway.
Dani: Yeah, if I won the Veto, Kalia would 1000% expect me to use it on her.
Jeff: It would put you in a tough position.
Dani: What would you do if one of them did win? You wouldn't put me up, would you?
***The fix is in on both ends. On Jeff's end: Get Dani to play not to win, so he can backdoor her. On Dani's end: Get Jeff to keep me off the block, so I can win Kalia and pull Kalia off, and we're both safe.
Jordan's over-sharing with Shelly again.. Adam joins the conversation.. Both are encouraging Jordan to make sure Jeff puts Dani up as an initial nom..
Jeff joins the backyard crew. He's full of bravado and completely unapologetic about his intentions for Dani's threesome..
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the sliding glass door.
Adam: What, are they gonna change the table now??
Rachel is the 1st to join Jeff, Jordan, Adam and Shelly outside...
Porsche, Dani & Kalia make it outside a couple minutes later, following a tete-a-tete in the Candy Room between Kalia and Dani...
The Haves are enjoying the sun, pool and shower...
The Have Nots are griping about everyone, including Jordan, which is a pretty rare event.
Kalia: (into her mic) Not to be a tattletale, but Jordan hasn't been in her unitard for like the last 4 hours... You know everyone else would have to be.
Adam, Jeff, Shelly, Jordan and Rachel are enjoying the sun and chatting about a coming PoV Comp: OTEV...
Dani, Kalia and Porsche are on the couch alternating between misery and bash mode...
What a difference a day makes in the BB house...
Feed 1 & 2
Jeff, Jordan, Adam & Rachel
They're wondering if they're getting a new table, or BB's just fixing something inside.
Adam: Suspicious activity? What was that about? Maybe they're plugging in the sorceress... Let that crazy b*tch come to life.
Rachel: I wonder what her voice will sounds like.
***Interestingly, @BBFortuneTeller just tweeted "Fortunate Followers"- EYE love U all, however, only "key members", may have their way with my box... EYE just relay fortunes! #BB13"
Feeds 3 & 4
Dani, Kalia & Porsche are complaining about the length of the lockdown, and Dani mentions they'll be locked out again for Nominations..
Adam and Jeff are suddenly fascinated by a spider web..
Production gives us a sneak peek at the new table before the HGs see them! They also give us a nice shot of the memory wall..
The HGs get to come back inside! Oohs Ahhs and Wows from everyone!
Shelly: Hey! We made it to the small table!
High 5s all around... Even the Have Nots give a smile.
By 1:49pm Jordan's already made her way back to the pool, her daytime home during Uni week..
BB: Jeff, please come to the Diary Room...
**Pretty please, BB... Noms?? It'd be funny since half the HGs are in bathing suits. Or are you just telling him he needs to have more meetings?
Jordan's laying in the shade, in costume. Rachel's stretching in her suit, chatting with Jordan. Then she goes over to lay down on the grass, adjacent to Shelly's chaise. Adam, Porsche, Dani and Kalia are in the kitchen.. Jeff's still in the DR.
Porsche & Jeff
Porsche & Jeff
Porsche makes her plea to Jeff, saying she's here to play and she thinks she's a competitor, and if he doesn't put her up this week, she'll return the favor next week... He teases her about this being the first seconds of them talking game in the house.
Jeff: It's gonna be a game-time decision for me.. I like what you're offering.
Porsche: I'm not the best at butt-kissing.. I wanna play.. If I am a target, I would like to play in Veto. Hopefully, I'm not hosting my own funeral.
Jeff: (teasing) So you wanna go up?
Jeff: I'm still thinking, but.. we'll see.. and again, sorry about that, but it's obvious. There can't be 2 musketeers, there has to be 3... Now's a chance to work on your recipes.. It's time to fight and it's the final 8.. No matter what happens, I hope we can talk more after. Now it's time to start playing.
Talk turns to how Porsche's planning to work with the slop and the choices this week. And in under 6 minutes, the conversation is done.
Kalia & Porsche
Porsche relates her Jeff conversation to Kalia, including the teasing. Kalia says he's a stand up guy who knopws how to separate game from personal..
Jeff & Jordan start a talk on the couch. When Jordan says, "With Dani, you've just gotta make sure she feels comfortable," Jeff asks her if she'd like to move it upstairs. That's a yes... Jordan collects her costume, puts it on and heads up to HoH.
Jeff: Yeah, so I talked to Dani. (paraphrasing) She said she'd throw the veto.
Jordan: You really think she would?
Jeff: I wouldn't. That would be stupid if she didn't play for it.
Jordan: I don't think she'll throw it.
Jeff: I don't either.
Jordan: You just have to make her feel as comfortable as possible...
Talk turns to Jeff's conversation with Porsche, which he relays to Jordan. Then back to Dani..
Jeff: I'm like, make sure you don't tell anybody.. cuz it wont work, if anyone else knows... And if she doesn't play for Veto and win..
Jordan: Then one of them goes. Shelly? She told me, if she won HoH, Kalia and Dani are ogin' on the block..
Jeff tells Jordan what Kalia said regarding Rachel throwing them under the bus for 3 weeks. This wasn't news to either of them.
Jordan: Woah.. What if we do get Daniele this week?
Jeff: She'll be so pissed. She'll throw every name in the book at me.
Jordan: I don't think she'll throw it.. You shoulda told her, you can't save Kalia.. Tell her, this is me showing trust in you.. cuz what if she's gotta trick up her sleeve?
Jeff: And if someone else wins the veto, I've just gotta make sure they use it.
Jordan: They'll do what you want.
Jordan relates the conversation she had with Shelly...
Jeff: Hopefully, if one of them wins next week, they put up me and Rachel, then Rachel's going home.
Jordan: I'm scared with the double eviction thing that they'll go after you and Rachel... if Dani is here..
With regard to Rachel and Shelly, Jeff's concerned that Kalia may spin his conversation to Shelly the wrong way... He wants Jordan to play interference with Shelly, and tell the conversation, so she hears it from them first and it becomes a throw away.
Jordan: Rachel's been calm and quiet today.
Jeff: She better not attack us.. You know it's in her mind.
Jordan: I don't think she will.. she doesn't have anybody else. Kalia aggravates me. I told Shelly, how's she lookin' out for us? She put Jeff up. It's sad too, because she thinks she and Dani are best friends. She's gotta be getting on her nerves. I told Shelly.. Dani's here to win, not to make friends.. I was saying that in reference to Kalia. I mean, it wasn't anything bad... Just so Shelly remembers that. Kinda had to throw that in there.
Jordan thinks all of the HGs are going to be shocked, because they're all expecting the noms to be Dani and Kalia, and Jeff's nominating Kalia and Porsche.
Jeff: Don't say anything. I know you're not stupid. I'm just reminding you..
Jordan: I told them.. Jeff's gonna do what Jeff wants to do. It's his HoH.
Talk turns back to Shelly... Jordan believes that although Shelly lies, she is with them.. Jordan gets dressed to go back downstairs..
Jeff: Where you goin'? Don't you wanna watch me shave?
Jordan: You want me to?
2:38pm BBT - Palms... beautiful sunshine and palms...
Jeff & Jordan are up in HoH on 1 & 2...
Jordan: You look hot when you're scruffy.
Jeff: Well, this isn't a movie. I can't be scruffy all the time.
Adam, Dani & Kalia are in the downstairs bathroom on 3 & 4. Kalia's primping for the noms ceremony.. Dani just finished. Adam's keeping them company..
Jeff: I'm a little nervous. Last time I got all the big player out, and then I f'in went.
Jordan: Well, then we can decide what we wanna do.
They toy with the idea of getting rid of Porsche, instead of Kalia.. or Jeff winning the PoV and using it to save one of them..
Jordan leaves, in search of Shelly, who is downstairs chatting nicely with Rachel.. She chats as well.
Around the house...
Porsche and Dani are keeping Kalia company in the bathroom while she does her hair.
Shelly, Adam and Jordan are talking about how they got onto Big Brother. Adam's telling them he doesn't have anything against Jeff & Jordan, but he hates it that people get cast to be on the show, over fans who try out.. Shelly tells them she went to an open casting, just on a lark, because she loves the show.
Dani joins Adam, Shelly and Jordan on the couch, and joins the how did you get on the show talk. She starts telling the about her dad's many attempts and we get palm treed.
Noticing that just about everyone else has been called to the DR, Jordan excuses herself to go put makeup on, figuring she'll be called soon.
Dani & Adam remain to discuss the timeline of the show. In any normal season, Adam's calculations about when things are going to happen would be correct, but not this time.
- Shelly gets called to the DR.
- Rachel comes outside to join Adam and Dani on the couch..
- Jordan reports back to Jeff that she had a conversation with Shelly, and all went well. He goes downstairs to grab her clean uni from the dryer for her.
***OK.. Adam had his talk with Jeff last night. Dani, Kalia and Porsche have had their's today. The key pre-nomination ceremony HoH convos have taken place. It's 6:21pm eastern, which means I've been sitting here typing for nearly 13 hours now... It's time for a break.
One more thing.
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff: Just so you know with the Keys, I'm gonna give Rachel hers first, then you..
Jordan: So she'll feel special.. I don't care..
Jeff: I gotta do Daniele's last to build some tension. Rachel, Adam, Shelly, you, Daniele.. That's the end of the keys.
I'll be back in an hour. Hopefully the Noms Ceremony will start shortly thereafter. Please mind the critters on the live feeds!